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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:57pm On Jan 08, 2023

Victor Osimhen in Serie A so far:

⚽️ 9 goals
� 3 assists
� 16 Shots on target
✅ 12 Chances created
� 45.3 % Aerial succes
⭐️ 7.29 average rating

Top striker

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:53pm On Jan 08, 2023

Victor Osimhen has become the second African player to score 10+ goals in three different #SerieA seasons, after George Weah with AC Milan (1995/96; 1996/97 and 1997/98).

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:47pm On Jan 08, 2023

BlaqFaze:
boehly the holy one go sign am for 200m

Man utd should offer them Martial plus 60M for Osihmen

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:45pm On Jan 08, 2023

See Osihmen dey dominate for SERIEA, una no go see am until Chelsea sign am as usual...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 7:38pm On Jan 08, 2023

Joezinho:
And if you sack Potter who do you employ? How will you sack Tuchel and employ Potter ? It’s unheard of. You sack a Tuchel and employ an Ancelotti or a Pep. If you can't find any then you don't sack a Tuchel until you do..

Man UTD sacked Jose and employed Ole grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:38pm On Jan 08, 2023

RUDI GARCIA:

"The only thing I want from CR7 is that he finds the pleasure of playing & smile again because in recent months, between United, the national team and then at a private level, he hasn't had easy moments. If you regain the pleasure of playing, the goal is fulfilled."

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:16pm On Jan 08, 2023

�� Wout Weghorst cannot wear the no. 7 shirt at #MUFC because the club’s CEO Richard Arnold has told João Félix that the jersey is ‘ready for him’.
@abolapt

@Sport_Witness
✅

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 7:03pm On Jan 08, 2023

FirstbornWds:
We how? No be ManYoo fan you be?

Man utd
Real Madrid
Juventus
Al Nassr

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:49pm On Jan 08, 2023

eph12:
If we were not winning, ETH would have faced a lot of heat

True Sha.....

Politics › Re: Atiku Sick, Flown To London From Dubai For Medical Treatment - Sahara Reporters by Jokerman(m): 6:48pm On Jan 08, 2023

He will soon take picture at a restaurant grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:46pm On Jan 08, 2023

odizeey:
If an Mourinho bench am wetyn them wan talk?

He had it coming.

Lol... Ordinary Martial wey him bench, we no hear word grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:45pm On Jan 08, 2023

Thank God say Ronaldo no sign for Chelsea, na him for collect all the blame.... grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:34pm On Jan 08, 2023

olabode89:
EtH na wicked man... e don frustrate Maguire to the point their is a possibility he will be joining Villa. I hope we get around 50M for him.

If na Mourinho bench Maguire... England media for no let us rest grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 8th January 2023 by Jokerman(m): 6:27pm On Jan 08, 2023

Starz825:
Na God say make Ronaldo no come this Chelsea team....

Omoo ..Dem for roast am say na him be the reason Dem dey 10th
Say man utd wey him for commot don dey up...say na bad luck him be

Anyway, tuchel still dey UK dey find work up and down...

Lol... I thsnk God for Ronaldo o

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:11pm On Jan 08, 2023

Please Coach should sign that Wout before Man City Match o... Cuz what the hell is this?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 8th January 2023 by Jokerman(m): 6:10pm On Jan 08, 2023

This Man City no dey fear o...

Please Ten Hag buy Wout o... we can't rely on Martial against City o... please....

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:03pm On Jan 08, 2023

Mhen this Chelsea mumu.... what the hell??

Why allowing Man City to progress... mtcheeew

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 6:02pm On Jan 08, 2023

Stupid Chelsea.

Una go dey allow Man City dey qualify... this season wey Man utd suppose win something... angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 8th January 2023 by Jokerman(m): 5:59pm On Jan 08, 2023

This stupid Man City again angry

Just blocking way for Man UtD... please Chelsea beat them o

Christianity Etc › Re: The Human Body—god’s Masterpiece by Jokerman(op): 5:46pm On Jan 08, 2023

LordReed:
I understand that that's your belief but the question is why. Why use a complicated system when a simpler one would do. If the god can make rocks sing and dance what did he need complicated bodies for, could have just made rocks to sing and dance. Rocks don't mess things up.

Every creation has a uniqueness

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:39pm On Jan 08, 2023

I hope this Wout does better with us, or we better get Felix, who can also deputise for Bruno that needs rest.....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:11pm On Jan 08, 2023

Senior players like Raphael Varane, Harry Maguire, Casemiro and now Fernandes are all in the same pay bracket (£180,000 to £200,000 a week), with sanctions if they fail to qualify for the Champions League [@MailSport]

What if PSG offer Rashford 400K? Hope e no go run o grin

Christianity Etc › Re: The Human Body—god’s Masterpiece by Jokerman(op): 4:57pm On Jan 08, 2023

LordReed:
What does this mean?

All things were created by God according his pleasure. And man is the best of creation.

How did a being think yo create human body and all the systems in it? Think about it bro

Christianity Etc › Re: The Human Body—god’s Masterpiece by Jokerman(op): 4:23pm On Jan 08, 2023

LordReed:
Why is it important for the body to be complex if the god can make stones praise him?

Revelation 4:11 Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:02pm On Jan 08, 2023

AS Monaco U21 players actually did Cristiano Ronaldo celebration against Manchester United U21s at Old Trafford �

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Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Named IFFHS Men’s World's Best Player & Goalscorer Of 2022 by Jokerman(m): 1:51pm On Jan 08, 2023

OJEEMAH:
Internet no dey forget

Now that he has won the world cup, why still trolling? grin

Food › Re: How Many Times Do You Eat In A Day? by Jokerman(m): 1:49pm On Jan 08, 2023

Twice.

I do intermittent fasting 18hrs fast/ 6 hrs eating window.

Thursdays, I do 24 hrs fast...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:48pm On Jan 08, 2023

TrebleChamp:
Messi wan win CL with another club fess before leaving Europe...

No no... world cup is OK for him...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:41pm On Jan 08, 2023

�Leo Messi | Al Hilal Sc Has Proposed Lionel Messi For €300m Per Year.

Saudi Arabia pro League Giant and Nigerian international Odion Ighalo’s employer has offer Leo Messi With A Mouth Watering Sum, Which Is estimated to €300m per year. grin

Pessi collect this money. Remember Mbappe Is the Lord of PSG grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:39pm On Jan 08, 2023

Lol....

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Named IFFHS Men’s World's Best Player & Goalscorer Of 2022 by Jokerman(m): 1:37pm On Jan 08, 2023

ThierryJay:
Better bring beta sacrifice to appease we Messi fans.

Until then, no way out for you bro

See below .. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:38pm On Jan 08, 2023

Why is Man Utd not going for Goncalo Ramos too?

The guy is a goal scorer

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