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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:01pm On Jan 06, 2023
Jodera:
Disturbing ke??

We're just telling you that it's only finished players that's going to retirement league. The sooner you realise that, the better for everyone tongue
No wahala. Let him enjoy his retirement in peace then.

Let's focus on making man utd better, with purchase of serious quality players...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:00pm On Jan 06, 2023
Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone
�� JUST IN: Al-Nassr want to sign Eden Hazard.
@Santi_J_FM
#rmalive

| Rudi Garcia, Al-Nassr coach who knows Hazard from Lille has already contacted him to try & convince him to join this summer.

@Santi_J_FM

@footmercato
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 6:00pm On Jan 06, 2023
Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone
�� JUST IN: Al-Nassr want to sign Eden Hazard.
@Santi_J_FM
#rmalive

| Rudi Garcia, Al-Nassr coach who knows Hazard from Lille has already contacted him to try & convince him to join this summer.

@Santi_J_FM

@footmercato
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophetic Message Of Coming Of Antichrist And Messianic Age by Jokerman(m): 5:33pm On Jan 06, 2023
Lol
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Named IFFHS Men’s World's Best Player & Goalscorer Of 2022 by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On Jan 06, 2023
Truthisunique2:
Are you not ashamed?

Messi has suffocated life out of Ronaldo and any challenge in the last 15years

He is now suffocating life and challenge from the future ie Mbappe
You mean thr constant favouritism ba? Can you tell me why Mbappe isn't supposed to win IFFHS best goal scorer?

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Named IFFHS Men’s World's Best Player & Goalscorer Of 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:55pm On Jan 06, 2023
Truthisunique2:
Are you not ashamed?

Messi has suffocated life out of Ronaldo and any challenge in the last 15years

He is now suffocating life and challenge from the future ie Mbappe
The Ronaldo that won 5 ballondors or which?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:55pm On Jan 06, 2023
Jodera:
Lol... You're the one making news out of the ordinary as if Ronaldo is the first to receive bumper salary out of Europe.

There's a reason why it's called "retirement" so don't start yarning as if Ronaldo did something new
So why is everyone Disturbing Ronaldo then? The world should leave him alone to rest... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:02pm On Jan 06, 2023
Jodera:
A club not in Europe?? Is that news?? grin

I mean, Tevez like 10yrs ago was once highest paid player in the world earning 600k per week when the highest then was earning 200k.

Did anybody flinch? grin
Can you compare Tevez to Ronaldo? No.
Politics › Re: If I Was Contesting ,I Will Campaign On Igbo Expulsion by Jokerman(m): 2:33pm On Jan 06, 2023
Is it by force to vote Tinubu? angry grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m):
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Jorge Mendes no go see food chop again as he no dey with Pendu again grin
Mendes is one of the best now (still Ronaldo made)... but life just go on
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:21pm On Jan 06, 2023
Jodera:
Na so....
Ronaldo is no longer considered a great player for goals he scores, assists he makes or trophies he wins.

He now known as a great player for money he made, salary his agent made or sponsorships he wife or son(s) bagged.

What a Waawu!!!! grin grin
Why will a club sign a 38 year old legend for such a deal bro?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:51pm On Jan 06, 2023
timay1:
If Mendes left Ronaldo in November, it only means that he was clearly against him doing that Piers Morgan interview. Probably that was the issue that cause the final split
Yep. I'm against the interview too, but I stand with Ronaldo too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:26pm On Jan 06, 2023
Cristiano Ronaldo parted ways with agent Jorge Mendes in November.

After the Al-Nassr deal, his new representative Ricardo Regule pocketed €30m from the operation. (Onze)

One man poison is another man's meat... €30M, one man... na wa o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:00pm On Jan 06, 2023
��� JUST IN: Manchester United are ‘courting’ Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting ‘intensively’ as they try to secure him as the replacement for Cristiano Ronaldo. United are ‘very interested’ in signing Choupo-Moting. #MUFC [
@SkySportDE
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@Sport_Witness
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:18pm On Jan 06, 2023
If the Ballon d'Or was fair:

2008 - Ronaldo��
2009 - Messi��
2010 - Iniesta��
2011 - Messi��
2012 - Messi��
2013 - Ribery
2014 - Ronaldo��
2015 - Messi��
2016 - Ronaldo��
2017 - Ronaldo��
2018 - Ronaldo��
2019 - Messi��
2020 - Lewandowski��
2021 - Lewandowski��
2022 - Benzema��
2023- Messi/Mbappe
Politics › Re: "Obasanjo Is A Wicked Person That Endorsed A Poison For You" - Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 11:01am On Jan 06, 2023
Lol... the same Obasanjo you went to dobale for..lo grin?


Baba blublu bulaba
Sports › Re: Messi Receives A Guard Of Honour & Award From PSG Teammates, Staff by Jokerman(m): 10:03am On Jan 06, 2023
Peacecore:
You're just pained by Messi's success. He's not the reason Davido has wc final attendance than your Ronaldo.
Ronaldo > Pessi grin
Sports › Re: The Power Of Cristiano Ronaldo: How One Player Can Transform A Club And A League by Jokerman(m): 10:02am On Jan 06, 2023
Of course... that's why he's the greatest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:59am On Jan 06, 2023
toluxe0075:
Who cares if Bayern beats PSG. Only Penduists care. Messi has nothing to prove again. He has completed football. He now has the ultimate price he needed to complete his dominance.

It’s PSG you can troll with champions league not Messi because he has 4 already.

We Messi fans don’t give a damn about any criticism and trolling you penduist have for Messi anymore. You guys are now officially beneath the true and ultimate GOAT (Lionel Messi). Just head to your subanala league and enjoy your influencer.
When Portugal wins the world cup in 2026, I wonder what y'all will say.

Trolling Ronaldo at Man utd, as if he didn't win everything available at Man Utd.

Let Bayern win PSG first, you will understand the agenda grin
Politics › Re: Majority Yorubas Support Peter Obi; Disagree With Others Supporting Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 11:41pm On Jan 05, 2023
Only a thief will support Tinubu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:36pm On Jan 05, 2023
CrystalTiger:
So if Bayern beat PSG, you'll troll Messi for not winning UCL or what exactly?
Don't worry. Till then grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:14pm On Jan 05, 2023
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ETH don uproot the weed grin
This your agenda, just pray say PSG beat Bayern sha grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) - Full Time by Jokerman(m): 11:11pm On Jan 05, 2023
Get us Fernando Santos please grin
Career › Re: What Skill(s) Do You Plan To Learn This Year? by Jokerman(m): 6:47pm On Jan 05, 2023
visaclick:
dm me.i can teach and make you a pro in it.
Please I don't do DM.

Just say your package here, so someone else might achieve something. And if its something OK for me, then I may DM
Career › Re: What Skill(s) Do You Plan To Learn This Year? by Jokerman(m): 6:42pm On Jan 05, 2023
Edipet:
I an into HVAC, where can I learn better
I'm also looking for, even if it's training
Career › Re: What Skill(s) Do You Plan To Learn This Year? by Jokerman(m): 6:41pm On Jan 05, 2023
yungchop:
Can I master autocad without being an architect?
Yes.

I'm planning to learn AutoCad mechanical
Career › Re: What Skill(s) Do You Plan To Learn This Year? by Jokerman(m): 4:36pm On Jan 05, 2023
1. AutoCad.. I'm good, but need to be better

2. ANSYS

3. HVAC, design and Maintenance.

All these is money. Japa on the mind though... grin
Sports › Re: Messi Receives A Guard Of Honour & Award From PSG Teammates, Staff by Jokerman(m): 4:34pm On Jan 05, 2023
blueAgent:
How many Ballon d' ore, did mbappe and Neymar win b4 Messi joined PSG?
Which trophy did Man UTD win before Ronaldo came to become their problem of winning trophy?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Blames God For Her Pain And Failure (photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:11pm On Jan 05, 2023
Rubbish �
Sports › Re: Messi Receives A Guard Of Honour & Award From PSG Teammates, Staff by Jokerman(m): 3:10pm On Jan 05, 2023
Almiron:
my brother no dey stress yourself jare, seems all those Pendu fans just discovered mpape during the last world cup ni. I sabi the kid wella, nah so e Dey do, he go soon humble sha. I pray make e comot psg so his career go end quickly... Mpape nah my boy sha
Lol... e no fit end up like Hazard though... grin
Sports › Re: Messi Receives A Guard Of Honour & Award From PSG Teammates, Staff by Jokerman(m): 3:09pm On Jan 05, 2023
Almiron:
some wey una start, karma came fast lol. Pendu fi life. Shey you don subscribe to Saudi league like this, abi you no go follow your fav shout .... Meme" whenever he scores
Of cos My brother, wherever my GOAT goes, I go and I become a fan of the club.

Man utd
Real Madrid
Juventus
Al Nassr
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:04pm On Jan 05, 2023
andrewbaba44:
Why should Barca chase xavi out ? Give me a reason

Oh it’s now about age ,but you guys told us Ronaldo got the body of a 21 year old so what happened ?
Lol... once Man utd beat Barca, and Bayern beat PSG, Xavi is going, Barca will sign Fernando Santos quickly... grin

He'll prove himself at Saudi too.

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