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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:37pm On Jan 08, 2023
andrewbaba44:
Nobody hates mbappe ,even you man united fans hates Haaland for no reason

But wait oo ,e be like una don finally move from Ronaldo to mbappe? cheesy
Nobody hates Haaland. It's always natural for someone playing against your club and team winning trophies to be trolled e.g Ronaldo, Pessi, Mbappe, Benzema, Lewandoski, Bruno, KDB, Henry, Nistelrooy etc... only players like Ronaldinho, Okocha, Zidane, R9 were loved by rival fans on and off the pitch...

Mbappe is a fan of the GOAT, yes we support him, we also support Garnacho, the way Pessi fans love Neymar but hate Higuain grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:34pm On Jan 08, 2023
andrewbaba44:
This was the game that deceived Ronaldo fans ,they tought their idolo would win the World Cup from the bench grin
These set of Portuguese are not fighters. The ones that won the 2016 Euro cup... fighters on the pitch!

You never talk about Argentina penalty per match, why? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:32pm On Jan 08, 2023
Leyqute:
Na the Glazers cause all these. Started with Rooney and Nwoyes. Then Mourinho came and worsened things with his mercenary mentality. Most signings got a bumper contract and renewals got too much money too. Pogba. Lukaku. Sanchez. Shaw, etc.

Ole’s tenure was a bit different but he did okay Sancho and 350k.

Let the Glazers move out make sanity return. Sancho is earning more than Salah.
I think, Ten Hag doesn't want any big name signing for now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:31pm On Jan 08, 2023
andrewbaba44:
You can’t Tempt any starting player away from juve

Napoli president is hard to deal with ,if you can fork out 120 million then osimhen should be yours
Martial plus 40M should do grin
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Named IFFHS Men’s World's Best Player & Goalscorer Of 2022 by Jokerman(m): 12:01pm On Jan 08, 2023
OJEEMAH:
Hypocrisy, lies and ignorance is a common trait among Penaldians.

Less than 5years, You have forgotten how Messi was humiliated, slandered and maligned by Penaldians.

See screenshots….maybe it will walk you down memory lane.
So you kept all these grin...
Christianity Etc › Re: What Event In The Bible Caught Your Attention? by Jokerman(m): 10:20am On Jan 08, 2023
The Rapture event...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 10:19am On Jan 08, 2023
Benzema is old to be a top 9 on a team like Madrid.

We need a good striker to work his ass up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:17am On Jan 08, 2023
Pessi really destroyed this Club... cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:16am On Jan 08, 2023
We need striker jare, not Felix....

Vlahovic or Osihmen
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Named IFFHS Men’s World's Best Player & Goalscorer Of 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:15am On Jan 08, 2023
So because of world cup, we won't hear word again? angry

When Pessi was begging for a Cup to win for Argentina, we did not hear anything o, until Commebol, Brazil and FIFA magic sad angry
Christianity Etc › The Human Body—god’s Masterpiece by Jokerman(op): 9:54am On Jan 08, 2023
The human brain is ‘ … the most complex and orderly arrangement of matter in the universe’. Isaac Asimov

‘I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well’ (Psalm 139:14).


The brain is the centre of a complex computer system more wonderful than the greatest one ever built by man. The body’s computer system computes and sends throughout the body billions of bits of information, information that controls every action, right down to the flicker of an eyelid. In most computer systems, the information is carried by wires and electronic parts. In the body, nerves are the wires that carry the information back and forth from the central nervous system. And in just one human brain there is probably more wiring, more electrical circuitry, than in all the computer systems of the world put together.1 Yes, it is a wonderful thing—this brain of ours. In fact, as we look at this very moment, we are actually seeing with our brain.

2. Although, of course, the message is carried there from another marvellous structure, the human eye. Modern cameras operate on the same basic principle as our eyes. In our eye the focus and aperture are adjusted automatically.

The human body—God’s masterpieceThe human brain is ‘ … the most complex and orderly arrangement of matter in the universe’. Isaac Asimov

Blood vessels are not just straight-through tubes, like water pipes, as was thought. Scientists at Imperial College, London, found that blood vessels have a slight twist to them—they are helical. Colin Caro and Spencer Sherwin showed that the gentle corkscrewing makes the blood flow more evenly compared to straight vessels. They found that, with helical vessels, damage from turbulent flow was much less likely, especially at T-junctions. Smooth flow also encourages the production of health-promoting protective substances.

This could be very important in bypass surgery where veins from a patient’s leg are used to replace sections of clogged arteries around the heart. If surgeons were to give the replacement a slight twist, it could result in a longer time before the vessels clog again.

Our Creator’s attention to detail is extraordinary

We live in an amazing world. The greatest of all creations is man himself, the marvellous machine—precise and efficient. The human body has a dynamic framework of bone and cartilage called the skeleton. The human skeleton is flexible, with hinges and joints that were made to move. But to cut down harmful frictions, such moving parts must be lubricated.

Man-made machines are lubricated only by outside sources. But the body lubricates itself by manufacturing a jelly-like substance in the right amount at every place it is needed. Yes, the body is a wonder machine, despite the defects from genetic copying errors (mutations) that have accumulated since the Fall of man brought on the Curse (Genesis 3).

The body has a chemical plant far more intricate than any plant that man has ever built. This plant changes the food we eat into living tissue. It causes the growth of flesh, blood, bones and teeth. It even repairs the body when parts are damaged by accident or disease. Power, for work and play, comes from the food we eat.

Even in freezing weather our bodies will sometimes overheat. The body’s own cooling system then takes over. Drops of perspiration pour from millions of tiny sweat glands in the skin. This is a major way in which our cooling system keeps our temperature down. The human body has an automatic thermostat that takes care of both our heating and cooling systems, keeping body temperature at about 37°C (98.6°F).

The brain is the centre of a complex computer system more wonderful than the greatest one ever built by man. The body’s computer system computes and sends throughout the body billions of bits of information, information that controls every action, right down to the flicker of an eyelid. In most computer systems, the information is carried by wires and electronic parts. In the body, nerves are the wires that carry the information back and forth from the central nervous system. And in just one human brain there is probably more wiring, more electrical circuitry, than in all the computer systems of the world put together.1 Yes, it is a wonderful thing—this brain of ours.

In fact, as we look at this very moment, we are actually seeing with our brain. Although, of course, the message is carried there from another marvellous structure, the human eye. Modern cameras operate on the same basic principle as our eyes. In our eye the focus and aperture are adjusted automatically.

The sound we hear is being played on a perfect little musical instrument inside our ear. The sound waves go down the auditory canal and are carried by the bones of the middle ear to the cochlea, which is rolled up like a tiny sea shell. The outer ear operates in air. But the cochlea is filled with liquid, and transferring sound waves from air to liquid is one of the most difficult problems known to science. Three tiny bones called the ossicles are just right to do the job that enables us to hear properly. Interestingly, the size of these little bones does not change from the time we are born.

The heart actually is a muscular pump forcing blood through thousands of miles of blood vessels. Blood carries food and oxygen to every part of the body. The heart pumps an average of six litres (1.5 U.S. gallons) of blood every minute, and in one day pumps enough blood to fill more than forty 200-litre (50-gallon) drums.

Yes, the human body is a wonderful machine. The fact that any one of these devices exists is a complete demonstration that they are the work of an intelligent and skilful designer, God Himself. ‘So God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him, male and female created He them’ (Genesis 1:27).

The book of Genesis teaches that God took ‘the dust of the ground’, a heap of chemicals, shaped a man and then blew into his nostrils the breath of life. Then man became a living soul. Human beings are different from animals, for ‘God created man in his own image’ (Genesis 1:27). Our bodies have been designed with the ability to pass on to the next generation the programmed information required to form another person from simple chemicals.

The best in the universe …

’Without a doubt, the most complex information-processing system in existence is the human body. If we take all human information processes together, i.e. conscious ones (language, information-controlled, deliberate voluntary movements) and unconscious ones (information-controlled functions of the organs, hormone system), this involves the processing of 1024 bits daily. This astronomically high figure is higher by a factor of 1,000,000 [i.e., is a million times greater] than the total human knowledge of 1018 bits stored in all the world’s libraries.’

We are more than the chemicals that form our body. We are a special creation of God. Man is God’s masterpiece—His workmanship, the crown of creation.

This is why the devil fights tooth and nail to ensure humans go to destruction with him because he knows what God did to make Man in his own image and likeness with all the unique systems put in the human body


https://creation.com/the-human-body-gods-masterpiece
Christianity Etc › Re: End-time Technology Is Here: Are You Being Deceived? by Jokerman(op): 9:17am On Jan 08, 2023
Preparing to Say No to the Beast

God Himself tells us how to prepare spiritually for the persecution that will come upon Believers who decide to only worship the one True God:  have patient endurance, keep His commands, and remain faithful to Yeshua (Revelation 14:12).

With His Spirit in us, we can overcome the pressure to worship the counterfeit God and enter the Presence of our Father, our King forever.

We are near the time of decision, when each person will clearly need to make a decision between following the true God or the counterfeit god of this world.

The consequence for choosing the counterfeit is tragic:

“If anyone worships the beast and its image and receives its mark on their forehead or on their hand, they, too, will drink the wine of God’s fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath.

“They will be tormented with burning sulfur in the presence of the holy angels and of the Lamb.  And the smoke of their torment will rise for ever and ever. There will be no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and its image, or for anyone who receives the mark of its name.”  (Revelation 14:9-11)


Let us not be deceived into this tragic ending but be wise and remain faithful to our Father in Heaven and Messiah Yeshua, forever.

“I can do all things through Him who strengthens me.”  (Philippians 4:13)

https://free.messianicbible.com/feature/end-time-technology-deceived/
Christianity Etc › Re: End-time Technology Is Here: Are You Being Deceived? by Jokerman(op): 9:14am On Jan 08, 2023
3. Taking the Mark

In the Book of Revelation, it says that after seeing and hearing incredible “signs and wonders,” like fire coming down from heaven, the people will marvel at, follow, and worship the counterfeit god.

These followers will take a mark on their right hand (yad in Hebrew) or forehead with the “false god’s” own name.

Though the Book of Revelation was written in Greek, its author John had a Hebrew mindset. The Hebrew word yad, can mean hand or forearm.

In Revelation 13:17, it says, “Those who don’t place the mark on themselves will not be able to buy or sell.”

As Believers, we need to ask God for divine wisdom as technology advances so that we remain faithful witnesses to Yeshua (Jesus) by refusing to worship the beast and his image, whatever form that takes.

These overcomers are, His called, chosen and faithful followers of the Lamb of God who is the Lord of Lords and King of Kings (Revelation 17:14).

Here are the consequences to those who follow the beast:

“If anyone worships the beast and its image and receives its mark on their forehead or on their hand, they, too, will drink the wine of God’s fury. “They will be tormented with burning sulfur in the presence of the holy angels and of the Lamb.  And the smoke of their torment will rise for ever and ever.”  (Revelation 14:9–11)
Christianity Etc › Re: End-time Technology Is Here: Are You Being Deceived? by Jokerman(op): 9:10am On Jan 08, 2023
Let’s see how technology will allow the anti-Messiah to deceive and control the nations.

1.Integrating Technology into Humanity

Elon Musk, who founded SpaceX rocket company and Tesla Cars, sounded an alarm that robots which are now programmed with Artificial Intelligence (AI) could take over the world.

And to substantiate what was envisioned in the 2045 Initiative video (at the top of this article) about integrating our human bodies with technology . . . well, it is being developed faster than the Russian billionaire originally estimated.

2. Integrating Humanity into Avatars

In Revelation chapter 13, we are given very specific signs to help us identify the counterfeit god, the Anti-Messiah.  For instance, he will blaspheme the God of Israel, and the world will believe that he is the true God.

One of the reasons people will believe in this counterfeit is that, amazingly, a mortal wound will be healed and an image of this “god” will come alive (Revelation 13:14).  How can this be done?

One way is through an avatar.

Today in the Western world, avatars are simply illustrations we use on websites instead of images of ourselves.  Or they can be 3D characters that we control in video games.

The avatar that is in development today, however, will be a life-like synthetic human that carries the brain function, consciousness, and personality of a real person.  How is this possible?

Just as prosthetics can replace body parts, brain parts are already being reproduced.

For example, the hippocampus in our brain, which controls learning and creates memory has recently been emulated in rats by Dr. Theodore Berger at the University of Southern California.  

He is looking forward to the day when he will develop and transport his own brain into an avatar so that he can help create solutions on how to become a better human being, in light of long-term evolution.

Here are the proposed stages of this avatar development for the 2045 Initiative.

Christianity Etc › End-time Technology Is Here: Are You Being Deceived? by Jokerman(op): 9:05am On Jan 08, 2023
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“Many will come in My name, claiming, ‘I am He,’ and will deceive many.”(Mark 13:6)

One of our ministry staff recently met with an executive from Google, who happened to be Jewish but not familiar with either the Tanakh (old Testament) or the Brit Chadashah (New Testament).

As the Google executive spoke about artificial intelligence (AI) and how it is being programmed into every industry, such as robots and cars, he also described how AI is evolving and how the government is monitoring and controlling people through technology today.

It sounded like he was describing words right out of the Book of Revelation.

What he explained is already in development at Google and through ventures like The 2045 Initiative , which was started and funded in 2011 by a Russian billionaire.

For many years, however, scientists and very wealthy people have been diligently working on similar projects around the world that integrate technology with our human bodies.

In the last phase of the 2045 Initiative, nano-technology will be interwoven into our brains to bring us cybernetic immortality and what some are calling “spiritual self-improvement.”

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“Many will come in My name, claiming, ‘I am He,’ and will deceive many.”(Mark 13:6)

One of our ministry staff recently met with an executive from Google, who happened to be Jewish but not familiar with either the Tanakh (old Testament) or the Brit Chadashah (New Testament).

As the Google executive spoke about artificial intelligence (AI) and how it is being programmed into every industry, such as robots and cars, he also described how AI is evolving and how the government is monitoring and controlling people through technology today.

It sounded like he was describing words right out of the Book of Revelation.

What he explained is already in development at Google and through ventures like The 2045 Initiative, which was started and funded in 2011 by a Russian billionaire.

For many years, however, scientists and very wealthy people have been diligently working on similar projects around the world that integrate technology with our human bodies.

In the last phase of the 2045 Initiative, nano-technology will be interwoven into our brains to bring us cybernetic immortality and what some are calling “spiritual self-improvement.”

The 2045 Initiative video below is a glimpse of future technology being developed now, and how robots and artificial intelligence will play a part in controlling society.



The technologies in this video above might seem far-fetched, but let’s not forget that not too long ago, science fiction movies portrayed “far-fetched” technologies that are in use today.

Remember the Jetsons cartoon characters with their self-flying taxis? Uber has developed their own Uber Air taxi service, which they plan to operate on a limited scale in just two years — 2020.



The futuristic technology of cryogenic freezing in the Tom Cruise movie Vanilla Sky (2001) is now available.

Also in Cruises’ 2002 movie Minority Report, the technologies of driverless cars, personal billboards now being produced by IBM, as well as streaming services (that resemble Twitter), and home automation like Amazon Echo to control your home — were all in the movie.

And do you remember Dick Tracy? Since 1946 (over 70 years ago), he has been making phone calls with his watch. You can do that today with the Apple and Android watches.

Apple Watch phone, Dick Tracy watch Cover of the 2006 DVD release of The Dick Tracy Show cartoon (1961) and an Apple watch to the right. (fair use)
When we saw these movies and cartoons, we could never imagine them being part of our lives; it was just science fiction. But here we are today and these are just “normal” things!

In 1972 (almost 50 years ago), Mark IV Pictures, a Christian film company, began producing a series of movies, the first one was titled A Thief in the Night, about the end times based on the Book of Revelation.

In these “old” movies, a one-world government takes over society.

In that new-world order, the government can listen to all of our phone calls, while placing transmitters on each person to keep track of them. This government demanded total loyalty and obedience. Believers who resisted were put in prison and even killed when they did not give up their faith in Yeshua (Jesus).

The Open Doors organization says that 1 in 12 Christians worldwide is currently persecuted for their faith, with 255 a month being killed.

Today, dozens of companies such as Google and Facebook are tracking where we are right now because we have given them access through the location tracking options on our cell phones, computers, and tablet devices. Even the location of new cars are being tracked.

The Google executive said that obtaining data is the key; it will be used to modify individual behavior as we head into a cashless society, with cryptocurrencies becoming commonplace.

Every day, more and more consumer brand companies are accepting Bitcoin.

It’s also not so far-fetched to imagine a life-like being — an anti-Christ — being in charge of it all as described in the book of Revelation.  In the future, that being just might be an avatar controlled by Satan.

Believers need to read and understand this last book of the New Testament so that they will not be deceived into following the plans of a counterfeit god, an anti-Messiah, whose goal is to destroy our souls.

That is why God promises a blessing for reading this book:

“Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it, because the time is near.” (Revelation 1:3)
Christianity Etc › Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If AI Truly Became Sentient? by Jokerman(m): 8:56am On Jan 08, 2023
End time technology pushing Man to the whoms of the devil...
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wey Go Make New Heaven & Earth Fit No Reach 1000. by Jokerman(m): 8:55am On Jan 08, 2023
You are not God
Christianity Etc › Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If AI Truly Became Sentient? by Jokerman(m): 11:57pm On Jan 07, 2023
Hmmmm.....
Christianity Etc › Re: GOD of CHOSEN Replaces Broken Leg Of Muslim & Discharge Him From Scrotches(Pix) by Jokerman(m): 11:48pm On Jan 07, 2023
God of Chosen is so great!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On Jan 07, 2023
Manchester United are on the verge of signing striker Wout Weghorst on loan until the end of the season grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:59pm On Jan 07, 2023
Mesut Ozil is the only player in history who has been Top Assist Provider in Premier League, Bundesliga, La Liga, Champions League, Europa League, Euro Cup and World Cup. One of the most underrated and under appreciated players of our generation.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:59pm On Jan 07, 2023
Mesut Ozil is the only player in history who has been Top Assist Provider in Premier League, Bundesliga, La Liga, Champions League, Europa League, Euro Cup and World Cup. One of the most underrated and under appreciated players of our generation.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:50pm On Jan 07, 2023
Former Portugal head coach Fernando Santos, considering options for his next move. European (Barcelona) grin & Chinese clubs have approached Santos but the most likely next destination is now Middle East ��
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:49pm On Jan 07, 2023
Former Portugal head coach Fernando Santos, considering options for his next move. European (Barcelona grin) & Chinese clubs have approached Santos but the most likely next destination is now Middle East ��
Politics › Re: APC GOD GO PUNISH UNA AMEEN by Jokerman(m): 4:42pm On Jan 07, 2023
Amen Amen Amen
Politics › Re: Akeredolu Has Put Cocoa Seeding Back In The Poo — Tinubu Gaffes In Ondo by Jokerman(m): 4:39pm On Jan 07, 2023
O boy... This tinubu... he still mentioned Pop Corn yesterday too... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:05pm On Jan 07, 2023
Roberto Martínez has a ‘verbal agreement’ to become the new Portugal coach, reports
@David_Ornstein

Kai kai... e be like dem don say Portugal no go win world cup till 100 years sha..... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 2:52pm On Jan 07, 2023
Madrid Xtra
@MadridXtra
�| Jese Rodriguez: “At PSG, Mbappe would always ask about Real Madrid and Cristiano Ronaldo. He would ask me everyday how it felt to play with Cristiano. He’s always been his idol, he always talked about him.”
@diarioas

No wonder some people hate Mbappe grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:51pm On Jan 07, 2023
Madrid Xtra

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| Jese Rodriguez: “At PSG, Mbappe would always ask about Real Madrid and Cristiano Ronaldo. He would ask me everyday how it felt to play with Cristiano. He’s always been his idol, he always talked about him.”

@diarioas


No wonder some people hate Mbappe grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:56pm On Jan 07, 2023
Ten Hag: "#mufc always had top strikers like Cantona, Cole, Sheringham, Yorke, Van Nistelrooy, Van Persie. And top goalkeepers like Schmeichel, Van der Sar, De Gea." grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:53pm On Jan 07, 2023
Tumblr:
You and your padi when don dey cry on this thread nko? grin grin
For us.

Ronaldo > Pessi.

World cup or not.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:52pm On Jan 07, 2023
Ten Hag: "We have to battle with Chelsea, Newcastle and Spurs for the Champions League ticket, so the competition is huge. The club's aim is to play in the Champions League again. That should always be our goal. If we achieve that, it will feel like our championship." grin

Some teams just one manage play UCL in 20 years, yet dem dey troll the competition greatest.. grin

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