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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:31am On Dec 15, 2024
TenHag na werey man. Very bland with no eye for talent...

PoliticsRe: Kemi Badenoch And Her Kids In Lagos (photo) by Jokerman(m): 11:16am On Dec 15, 2024
EponObi:
So easy to spot illiterate's on this platform. What power does Kemi has in the UK?
Why you no quote SeunMsg on this thread?
Christianity EtcRe: Are Unsaved Dead Souls Lost And Condemned Forever by Jokerman(op): 11:11am On Dec 15, 2024
Dtruthspeaker:
That is how we pursue and the achieve what we want!

No normal. person went to school pondering about how horrible life will be if he failed his exams! We all concentrated at passing the exams and looked forward to getting employment, buying a car, buying gifts for our parents and guardians, getting married, buying a house, raising children, you see the direction it went.
Yes.

But we must also keep in constant reminder of consequences of going astray.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Accused Of Fake Miracle After "Bringing Ghost Back To Life" (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:15am On Dec 15, 2024
Urgent1Million:
Why would god even raise a dead man back to life? Somebody that has died and gone to heaven would be brought back to this life to suffer again? Which kind of wicked god would do that? Except of course life is better on earth than in heaven. Or there is no heaven at all.
Some people are given 2nd chances.
Christianity EtcRe: Sex Was Not Made For Man And Woman But Husbands And Wives (Pic) by Jokerman(m): 10:06am On Dec 15, 2024
I love this.

Two people who aren't married and are having sex, are either committing fortication, Adultery or Homosexuality, which are terrible sins in the eye of God.

May God help and forgive us
Christianity EtcRe: Hope For Lost Souls by Jokerman(m): 10:03am On Dec 15, 2024
Of course, Jesus is the hope for lost souls.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Accused Of Fake Miracle After "Bringing Ghost Back To Life" (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:00am On Dec 15, 2024
When an unusual miracle happens, the devil will enter people to start trying to discredit the power of God... And blind carnal men will allow devil use them to push narrative.

Are we saying God cannot raise the dead again?
CrimeRe: 60-Year-Old AC Repairer Falls, Dies While Working In Ogun by Jokerman(m): 9:58am On Dec 15, 2024
Edipet:
yes
Safety first bro.

Use part of your money buy PPEs... I.e Gloves, Overall, helmet, safety harness rope etc... if you dey work alone
PoliticsRe: Governors Revel In Luxurious Convoys Amid Economic Crisis by Jokerman(m): 6:37am On Dec 15, 2024
Let us blame Kemi Badenoch
PoliticsRe: ‘Yoruba's Don’t Need You’ – Fani-kayode Tells Kemi Badenoch by Jokerman(m): 6:36am On Dec 15, 2024
MaiDeribe:
You think UK is not corrupt.......hahahaha
Still better than Nigeria, which combines Corruption+ Poverty
PoliticsRe: ‘Yoruba's Don’t Need You’ – Fani-kayode Tells Kemi Badenoch by Jokerman(m): 10:39pm On Dec 14, 2024
MaiDeribe:
We were minding our business when she started taking shots at Nigeria all the way from UK.
Nigeria is no one's punching bag.

You punch us ! We punch back !
Punching back in corruption
PoliticsRe: Police In Nigeria Robbed My Brother Of His Shoes & Wallet - Kemi Badenoch by Jokerman(m): 10:34pm On Dec 14, 2024
God1000:
she's making a big mistake, nobody asked her to be saying all that even though it's the truth, she's childish and immature
So we should be mature, keep quiet and keep suffering??

Na country like Israel fit Una... No time to banter useless political words
PoliticsRe: Police In Nigeria Robbed My Brother Of His Shoes & Wallet - Kemi Badenoch by Jokerman(m): 10:30pm On Dec 14, 2024
ERockson:
This lady should control her mouth
And cover up the truth??
CrimeRe: 60-Year-Old AC Repairer Falls, Dies While Working In Ogun by Jokerman(m): 9:09pm On Dec 14, 2024
Edipet:
i almost fell down from 3 storey building the first day i installed AC. my first AC installation was 3 storey building
You no get PPE right??
CrimeRe: 60-Year-Old AC Repairer Falls, Dies While Working In Ogun by Jokerman(m): 9:09pm On Dec 14, 2024
Why you go dey climb ladder at that age for work of 3,000 Naira?
TravelRe: Dont Come To Canada - It Is Japa To Sapa - Many People Are Living In Poverty by Jokerman(m): 9:08pm On Dec 14, 2024
thesicilian:
Anytime someone doesn't go with you people's bandwagon criticism of everything that concerns Nigeria you people think they're being paid. That's why many of you will never see the opportunities others are utilizing everyday in this same country.
The same country that you people see nothing good about, others are making millions in it and sending to their loved ones abroad for education and pocket money. The same country some have not seen light for 3months, in many areas light has not gone off of a total of up to 24hrs in a 3months period.
The country is far worse than what an average country should be, everyone knows that, but then it's not all doom and gloom. People usually only see what they look out for.
Let me guess.. you support APC , right? 😹
TravelRe: Dont Come To Canada - It Is Japa To Sapa - Many People Are Living In Poverty by Jokerman(m): 8:10pm On Dec 14, 2024
APC government paying some people to spill Jargons
PoliticsRe: FG Directs Houses, Land Owners In Lagos To Pay Ground Rents by Jokerman(m): 8:07pm On Dec 14, 2024
chopnaira:
Nigeria slowly moving to abroad style where you have all sort of taxes like Property tax and condo fees. Better to move abroad and be paying the similar stuff, but at least you will be enjoying a higher standard of living.

My property tax per year in the abroad is $5200.
Even after paying off my mortgage, the government can still seize my house and land if I don't pay my yearly $5200. The annoying part is that it increases by like $200 every year.

And Lord help you, if you go and build swimming pool or have a nicer back yard or use nicer finishings like coffered ceiling, pot lights, crown mould e.t.c Your property will be re-evaluated and the taxes increased again. cheesy
Why is Nigeria not moving to abroad style for citizens to make enough to keep up, why only policies that stifle citizens?
PoliticsRe: FG Directs Houses, Land Owners In Lagos To Pay Ground Rents by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Dec 14, 2024
Una don start...

Landlord will keep increasing house rent... What's your problem this government?
EventsRe: Lagos Shopping Festival 2024: The Jolliest Buzz We’ve Been Waiting For! by Jokerman(m): 8:03pm On Dec 14, 2024
7upnigeria:
And have you seen anybody dying of hunger. At least a responsible govt thought of taking life easier for its citizens. If your father was that responsible, you'll not be constituting nuisance here on nairaland.
Omo Politician... Kilode...ki lo fa enu ja wire... 😂
Christianity EtcRe: Are Unsaved Dead Souls Lost And Condemned Forever by Jokerman(op): 8:03pm On Dec 14, 2024
Dtruthspeaker:
Are they the ones who created hellfire that they should tell you what it would do to a soul?

Secondly, it is only those who know that they are going to hellfire who bother and like to see know what shall happen there!
Touché.

Perhaps as a heavenly candidate, I should be more concerned about God's kingdom and His righteousness
EventsRe: Lagos Shopping Festival 2024: The Jolliest Buzz We’ve Been Waiting For! by Jokerman(m): 8:16pm On Dec 13, 2024
7upnigeria:
Dem no invite your papa, you will see the video online.
Lol.... Una no do ounje eko again ni .. abi igboro ti daaru?? 😹
EventsRe: Lagos Shopping Festival 2024: The Jolliest Buzz We’ve Been Waiting For! by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On Dec 13, 2024
Are things cheap there like it used to be during Jonathan time? If not, what is the buzz about?
PoliticsRe: Multinationals That Left Nigeria And Their Reasons In The Last Five Years by Jokerman(op): 9:34pm On Dec 10, 2024
Racoon:
This is what you get when useless fucktards and retards are criminally foisted on a nation as leaders.
😂
PoliticsRe: Multinationals That Left Nigeria And Their Reasons In The Last Five Years by Jokerman(op): 7:29pm On Dec 10, 2024
LandMann:
Did Nigeria democracy after military rule begin with Goodluck Jonathan or you're just another stupid asslicker with no knowledge of history?

If Jonathan was so amazing do you think Buhari, Tinubu and APC would be in power today destroying Nigeria?
Lol... Another trashy APC post
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Soldier Shocked To See Thousands Of Syrian Troops Surrender & Flee (Vid) by Jokerman(m): 7:08pm On Dec 10, 2024
That was what the Afghanistans did when USA left their soil...
PoliticsRe: Multinationals That Left Nigeria And Their Reasons In The Last Five Years by Jokerman(op): 6:12pm On Dec 10, 2024
How did Jonathan manage to keep all these companies during his time ?

Jonathan was a miracle worker sha...

Now Guinness is on their way out... Their company is up for sale at 25B
PoliticsMultinationals That Left Nigeria And Their Reasons In The Last Five Years by Jokerman(op): 6:11pm On Dec 10, 2024
MULTINATIONALS THAT LEFT NIGERIA AND THEIR REASONS IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS

2020
🔴Shoprite
🔴Mr Price
🔴Tiger Brands

2023
🔴GlaxoSmithKline
🟣Equinor
🔴Sanofi
🔴Procter & Gamble
🔵Bolt Food
🔵Jumia Food
🔴Unilever
🔴Nampak

2024
🔴PZ Cussons
🔴Kimberly-Clark
🔴Diageo PLC
⚫Binance
🔵Lafarge (Holcim)

REASONS FOR LEAVING

🔴Economic challenges
🔵Strategic reasons
⚫Regulatory reasons
🟣Undisclosed

@STATISENSE

https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1866427342085607523?t=HSDEgX8XcN2xVXOed5BIXg&s=19
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:06pm On Dec 10, 2024
🚨 Garnacho can become the first Man Utd player to win the Puskas since Cristiano Ronaldo in 2008. 🤯
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Warplanes Pound Syria As Troops Advance Deeper Into The Country by Jokerman(m): 3:24pm On Dec 10, 2024
Good ..

Until islamic terrorism stops
CrimeRe: Developer Jailed 10 Years For Defrauding 133 Victims – LASRERA by Jokerman(m): 3:23pm On Dec 10, 2024
Some developers are just fraudulent ... Na them go still divide agency money into 2
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Is The Only Super Power In Africa by Jokerman(m): 10:45pm On Dec 09, 2024
There are other areas Nigeria is a superpower e.g corruption, theft, tribalism, etc

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