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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) 0n 26th December 2024 by Jokerman(m): 3:28pm On Dec 26, 2024
oloriooko:
Haaland should humble himself and learn the art of taking penalties from Salah the master
He single handedly made City drop points
So if Haaland no score, others no fit score?
Christianity EtcRe: The Lord's Chosen Celebrates 22nd Year Anniversary by Jokerman(m): 1:03pm On Dec 26, 2024
Atuero:
22Years of God's mercy

MUOKA has done well because these Yorubas wanted to monopolize Pentecostal Ministry while we at ala Igbo were busy with Catholic, Anglican, Methodist and Assemblies of God.

The God of chosen truly answers prayer
Chosen is not into tribalism.

Chosen is for all tribes and races.

Dead that narrative
Christianity EtcRe: The Lord's Chosen Celebrates 22nd Year Anniversary by Jokerman(m): 1:02pm On Dec 26, 2024
musicwriter:
I was among the first set of "sheeple" that attended the church. We worshipped in an uncompleted building at Ijesha bus stop in Lagos around 2003.

Jesus is the most successful FRAUD in the history of the world
Keep lying ..
Christianity EtcRe: The Lord's Chosen Celebrates 22nd Year Anniversary by Jokerman(m): 1:01pm On Dec 26, 2024
All Glory to God.

Through the storms , hurdles and mitigations, God has stood for the chosrn people still.

May His name be praised and adored forever and ever in Jesus Mighty name.

Chosen is Blessed.

Happy 22 years
PoliticsRe: Sharia Court Will End Ritual Killings In South West - Yoruba Muslims by Jokerman(m): 9:45pm On Dec 25, 2024
Sharia might stop it

If they catch you doing ritual, dey will behead you
PhonesRe: Iran Lifts Ban On Whatsapp And Google Play by Jokerman(m): 9:41pm On Dec 25, 2024
Lol...

Dem no dey practice Sharia law over there ni?
PoliticsRe: Going From Rolls Royce To Honda Shall Never Be Our Portion �� by Jokerman(op): 9:00pm On Dec 25, 2024
rinzaugustine:
Imagine a fool some zero IQ Agbado said he is better than Peter Obi. Shame on Britain for joining retrogressive zero IQ mammals with progressive Igbos in same country…spits on Britain
Lol...if Britain didn't do it, how will they be able to con the country and steal all its resources?
PoliticsRe: Punishment For Crimes Under Sharia Law by Jokerman(op): 8:59pm On Dec 25, 2024
immortalcrown:
Two questions:

1.
Why is there so much noise or controversy about Sharia court in SW?

2.
Will the Sharia court handle cases that involve non-Muslims?
Don't bring the dead Sharia to southwest

Keep it in the north or middle east
PropertiesRe: Woman Calls Out Lagos Agents Over 2.5 Million Naira Rent (video/photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:58pm On Dec 25, 2024
Na Agents build house? Or na agent be your landlord?
PoliticsRe: Punishment For Crimes Under Sharia Law by Jokerman(op): 7:46pm On Dec 25, 2024
Wait...

So fighting against a Muslim Jihadist is a crime in Islam😹😹😹😹
TravelRe: Abia, Imo Checkpoints: Travellers Accuse Police, Army Of Extortion On Xmas Day by Jokerman(m): 7:36pm On Dec 25, 2024
Make Police no chop Christmas??
PoliticsRe: Punishment For Crimes Under Sharia Law by Jokerman(op): 7:35pm On Dec 25, 2024
givedemwotowoto:
You skipped no 4 on the list
Lol... Make this Sharia no enter any Yoruba state o... 🤭
PoliticsRe: Punishment For Crimes Under Sharia Law by Jokerman(op): 7:28pm On Dec 25, 2024
It's only the Antichrist we know that will behead people at the end times,hope Islam is not what I'm thinking sha... Because we know it will rule the world for a season ... 🫤
PoliticsPunishment For Crimes Under Sharia Law by Jokerman(op): 7:27pm On Dec 25, 2024
Are these punishment not too steep??

And why beheading someone that leaves the religion, when the religion is not a cult?

And any person wey steal for the 5th time suppose get award before them behead am😹

PoliticsRe: Going From Rolls Royce To Honda Shall Never Be Our Portion �� by Jokerman(op): 7:25pm On Dec 25, 2024
Factcheck0001:
so the man with Rolls Royce what job was he doing?
Maybe he was a musician like Davido, or an entrepreneur like Esama Igbinedion?
PoliticsRe: This Is The Most Shameful Picture Of 2024 by Jokerman(m): 3:35pm On Dec 25, 2024
He don comot Rolls Royce from dem, and give them Keke.... Hence, the usual gathering like atóró bara wey dem be
PoliticsRe: Going From Rolls Royce To Honda Shall Never Be Our Portion �� by Jokerman(op): 3:22pm On Dec 25, 2024
Factcheck0001:
oga use your head n understand that some people don't have any source of income rather than politics n when their favourite is no longer in power they go broke

This is not about bad economy at all n that's y many politicians decamp

U saw it when Reno said Nigeria will never grow cos politics is some people full time job

Many big northerners don't have any job aside politics n I believe u understand now?
So moving from rolls Royce to Honda, or from Camry to Keke, is great? Irrespective of kind of job?
BusinessRe: What Is The Reason Behind Hike In Prices Of Goats by Jokerman(m): 2:02pm On Dec 25, 2024
Na only Grass dem dey take train Goat??
PoliticsGoing From Rolls Royce To Honda Shall Never Be Our Portion �� by Jokerman(op): 1:29pm On Dec 25, 2024
Amen.

A president was proudly saying on TV that a friend of his now drives an Honda instead of His Rolls Royce.

This is like saying because of the economy, you wey dey drive Honda, if you no fit but fuel, go carry Bicycle.

Ire o
PoliticsRe: Lagos Seals Coca-cola, Frieslandcampina, Guinness Factories Over Non-compliance by Jokerman(m): 1:11pm On Dec 25, 2024
Kobicove:
To dig borehole for your factory sef don become wahala shocked
And the yeye Lagosian government no provide water for company to use o... Water wey God put for ground....😹😹😹😹

Wetin settlement go do this Lagos officials ehn...🫤
PoliticsRe: Lagos Seals Coca-cola, Frieslandcampina, Guinness Factories Over Non-compliance by Jokerman(m): 1:10pm On Dec 25, 2024
Mom007:
The few companies still remaining in operation in Nigeria, employing people and managing to make ends meet in your impossible economic climate yet you keep making life hard for them. Continue u hear... they will soon leave also!

How can lagos, a state surrounded by water be talking about extraction of ground water? Is there another thing that they want to use the water to do?
Maybe those company no settle them .. na their way...
FoodRe: How Much You Bought Chicken This Christmas? by Jokerman(m): 10:19am On Dec 25, 2024
Broiler - 25K

1 Kilo of Turkey- 7600
CrimeRe: Missing Person: Timilehin Oloyede Has Been Found by Jokerman(m): 10:17am On Dec 25, 2024
Why are people mentioning Ogun state here?
PoliticsRe: We Will Accept Sharia Court In The South- Seun Osewa by Jokerman(m): 9:27am On Dec 25, 2024
What Sharia state in Nigeria is worth emulating?
PoliticsRe: MTN, Airtel And 9mobile To Raise Prices In Q1 2025 After NCC Approval by Jokerman(m): 8:00am On Dec 25, 2024
Loveenthed:
The thing is not funny at all.

The way people are being used is very appaling and it wasn't like this when they started. Obasanjo is to be blamed for this Outsourcing of a thing. There are lots of outsourcing companies living porshe lives on peoples sweat. There is HUGE money in telecom.

Most people aren't aware how HUGE the nigeria telecom sector is. It's like a river which will never run dry. But it has been polluted. I'm just hoping things will change and they will revert to how they used to operate from inception.

The telecom sector will suceed most of the OCs in the nearest future.
Those outsourcing companies are the problem. The companies should hire field engineers directly and pay them accordingly... How can ab engineer be managing up to 50 sites and still being collecting peanut over the years....?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:03pm On Dec 24, 2024
Today playets can't go through all these

PoliticsRe: MTN, Airtel And 9mobile To Raise Prices In Q1 2025 After NCC Approval by Jokerman(m): 5:11pm On Dec 24, 2024
VikingKing:
I’ve given it my all and I’m still giving. When the time is due, I have to go and rest. I’m still gonna go anyway, whether now or later.
If you commit suicide Sir.

You'd have no rest. It's pain from eternity to eternity.

Cast all your cares on Jesus because he cares for you

Then this new year,diversify yourself.... Look for other things you can do to assist yourself bro .


God bless you
PoliticsRe: Ogunsanya, Others Envious Of Me As Most Talked-About Person –Reno Omokri by Jokerman(m): 11:52am On Dec 24, 2024
Watianoengineer:
Peter Obi better call Reno and apologize to him before it's too late. Reno is drowning Obi politically and nigerians will never vote Obi again
Reno is a clown .. he's doing nothing ....no one except APC clowns take him seriously
RomanceRe: At Middle Age,why Men Refuse To Sleep With Their Wives? by Jokerman(m): 11:46am On Dec 24, 2024
Women at that end tend not to keep themselves decent and appealing to their husbands.

And men cannot have sex all the time... Hustling takes a toll on men... To keep food at home, and sort bills....

And many don't want more than 2/3 children these days...
RomanceRe: Married Women Cheat In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 11:44am On Dec 24, 2024
So 5 out of 100 is many?
RomanceRe: How I Cooked Delicious Soup With ₦200 In Northern Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 11:43am On Dec 24, 2024
I cooked with 150 in Ado Ekiti

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