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Properties › Re: The Lord’s Chosen Building Sealed In Enugu Over Building Collapse Threat by Jokerman(m): 3:19pm On May 15, 2020
Poorboy41:
God of chosen won’t allow it to collapse
Photoshop pics ...
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 3:16pm On May 15, 2020
eni4real:
Yes, Messi has the highest rating in that World cup and highest dribble (3rd highest in the entire history of World cup)

Ronaldo came 6th in 2010 tho!!!
He did not make Top 5 for 14 consecutive Seasons despite starting his career 2 years ahead of Messi , inheriting the best Portugal team in history under the Leadership of Figo!!!
Answer my questions and stop beating around the bush!!! If you are not answering those questions, don't quote me!!! angry
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 3:15pm On May 15, 2020
eni4real:
I said Best player Golden ball awards in World youth, World cup, Olympic and Copa America!!

Those limited list you gave didn't tick all the boxes!!

Stop hiding them under Team trophies!!!
Pele won all too, and convincingly. Not like someone who couldn't win the trophy and still won best player because of sentiments and pity.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Lord Frederick Lugard And The Amalgamation Process by Jokerman(m): 11:10am On May 15, 2020
Lord DULLgard grin
Travel › Re: Which Nigerian City Has The Best Roads? by Jokerman(m): 10:51am On May 15, 2020
Abia state and Oyo state
Culture › Re: Who Knows Any Igbo Name That Starts With Letter P? by Jokerman(m): 7:45am On May 15, 2020
Pinky
Education › Re: E-learning: Atlantic Hall Imposes N175,000 Monthly Fee For Online Learning by Jokerman(m): 7:40am On May 15, 2020
Just imagine say na me get this school wey people dey pay 1.5 million per term, I go pay teacher at least 20k/month..(if e pain you, resign grin).... Then I go dey travel, buy land... cheesy... (This is a joke o)

Mhen 175k per month for online classes... I feel it's too much....
Celebrities › Re: Legend Jackie Chan Tell Story Of His Fights With Bruce Lee by Jokerman(m): 6:55am On May 15, 2020
Jackie Chan was a background actor in one of Bruce Lee's films. He was beaten up though grin
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 6:41am On May 15, 2020
eni4real:
Stop hiding all those players under Team trophies!!!

How many Ballon d'ors have they won??

Pele even robbed Jarzinho in 1970 World cup Golden ball.. That is the only one he won!!

The remaining world cup was won by the whole team, not by him only... Infact he was injured in 1962 but Garrincha still win the trophy for Brazil..

Zizou was not great in the 98 World cup until the final..n Thuram was far better than him in the tournament!!!

Who else??

R9?? Remove R9 and put Lewandowski in that Brazil generation, he would win at least 2 World cup too!!

Stop hiding all these players under team Trophies!!

Tell me anyone of them who has been in the Ballon d'or Top5 for 14 consecutive seasons!!

I will wait!!!

Only Messi!!!
The golden ball Messi won in 2014, wasn't a robbery?
You are talking about Pele that supplied 4 assists in a world cup finals??
Tell us what Messi did to win the golden ball in 2014??
1. Was he the highest goal scorer
2. Was he the top assister
3. Did he score the best goal??
4. Was he in the team of the tournament??
5. Did he have the highest ratings??
6. Did blatter admit his error of giving Messi??


And Ronaldo has been consistent in all list for close to 16 years now... Not only Messi
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 6:34am On May 15, 2020
eni4real:
Messi is everything outside Barcelona
Argentina is nothing without him!!

Are we not talking about the same Messi that won the Best player Golden balls in World youth , World cup, Olympic and Copa America??

He is the only one in history to achieve that!!;

The fact that he has a high budget Aiyegbeni as a Stirker in the National team, would not reduce his individual greatness!!!

Messi is the best ever...

It is time to stop hiding other players under Team trophies!!!

How many individual best awards have they won in all tournaments they have played??

Iniesta and Xavi are just like David Silva without Messi ... They are also lucky to play for a National team who has Barcelona and Real Madrid combined team as a National team...
Also have David Villa (who scored 5goals out of 9 goals scored by the team in the 2010 World cup)
Torres, Marco Senna, Xabi Alonso , Ramos, Casillas Capdevilla etc!!

Stop overhyping Xavi and Iniesta

They were only able to make Ballon d'or top 3 once!!!

Stop hiding them under team Trophies in order to ridicule the best individual player in history (Lionel Messi)!!!
Lol.... Pele won best player under 17, World cup and Copa America.
Maradona won best player under 17, world cup and Copa America
Zidane won WC best player, and euros best player

Stop your lies...

And yes I always tell people Modric is greater and better than Xavi and Iniesta grin
Business › Re: Jeff Bezos Could Become World’s First Trillionaire By 2026 by Jokerman(m): 6:22am On May 15, 2020
ufotty2001:
Vanity upon vanity members will not like this..
It's true nonetheless. Once he drops the body, another person go chop the money belleful. What matters is the soul after death?

If you get money, use it well. Serve God. Help the needy. Be humble.
Business › Re: Jeff Bezos Could Become World’s First Trillionaire By 2026 by Jokerman(m): 6:18am On May 15, 2020
Xisnin:
Your boss doesn't owe you anything more than your employment contract.
Businesses are not charities.
If you are unhappy, resign, and go work for the competitor or start your own business.
Lol... cheesy
Politics › Re: Buhari Planning To Steal ₦13.5 Billion Through School Feeding Programme — PDP by Jokerman(m): 6:13am On May 15, 2020
Lol... If people can believe diezani stole 16B, why can't I believe this?
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On May 14, 2020
We should be talking if FIFA and their incessant robbery of Cristianou Ronaldo and denying him many awards, especially his 6th ballondor angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:43pm On May 14, 2020
haymekus:
Busquest benched Yaya toure that later became a man city legend and a four time African player of the year

Why you mumu like this naw?
I'm not arguing all these benching stuff... But why hyping Xavi over Modric that won a ballondor in a Messi/Ronaldo era??

Give honor to Modric, e no easy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:41pm On May 14, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Oga. I didn't say Xavi wasn't in Barca in the 90s.

Besides, Deco wasn't a full CM in Barcelona. How then did he bench Xavi?

Deco came to Barcelona in 2004 and stayed till 2008.
Valdez

Belleti Puyol Marquez Van brochorst

Edmilson

Deco Iniesta

Guily. Eto'o Ronaldinho

grin grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:36pm On May 14, 2020
haymekus:
Mumu you lack sense

Even Messi was made to sit on the bench for guily

Btw can one even compare deco to Xavi??

Abeg borrow small sense naw
How won't a 19 year old sit down for agbalagba Guily of 32 years??

Deco was 23/24 when he came to Barca, Xavi was like 25/26, yet Deco still benched him
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 8:34pm On May 14, 2020
Jarus:
Iniesta

Kaka was not better than Iniesta. If there was no CR7 and Messi in the era of Iniesta, he would have won it.
Kaka > Iniesta.

Please go rewatch Kaka
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 8:28pm On May 14, 2020
GoshenNLA:
Sneijder has the highest assist in that tornament, he carried Eto nd the rest and not the otherway round, why Eto didnt win highest goal scorer if truly he carried the team?
Lol bro... If you know Barca fans ehn... You'd run cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:26pm On May 14, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Benched Xavi until when?

Amongst the two, who was older and had been playing before the ther came into the picture?
Oga Xavi had been playing for Barca since 98 or so. C'mon angry

When Deco came, Xavi had to sit on the bench grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:25pm On May 14, 2020
Masonkaycares:
Mention your last name grin
Joker Alcantara grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:24pm On May 14, 2020
Simonokeh7:
Does the above signifies that you are in concurrence with the actuality that dinho was a midfielder whilst in barcelona, cos' i can recall sometime ago someone asked which midfielder in the history of barcelona can be compared to modric using ballon d'or trophies as a metric. And somebody replied with dinho's ballondor trophies, and you guys vehemently denied that he was'nt a midfielder at barca, someone even stated that we should'nt even mention rivaldo in the discourse. So if he was'nt a MF 0why compare him with modric who is a MF given the topic of this engagement is about midfield maestros or has modric switched positions .
Four parts of the midfilder

AM
CM
LM/RM
DM

Although ronaldinho played, LW during his time more at Barcelona, I still see him as AM, which was his role in the Brazilian national team.
Crime › Re: 10 Last Taken Photos Of Victims Right Before Death by Jokerman(m): 6:42pm On May 14, 2020
What about H.H Holmes??
Politics › Re: Anthony Okolie: Court Awards N10m Against DSS, Absolves Buhari’s Daughter by Jokerman(m): 5:54pm On May 14, 2020
After Hanan used them, Dem con remove hand...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:51pm On May 14, 2020
Masonkaycares:
Pep guardiola Sergio busquets thiago Alcantara
Lol... Thiago who grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:49pm On May 14, 2020
FirstbornWds:
You forgot that the same Modric was once the worst signing in RM and one of the worst signing in Laliga upon moving to RM.

Xavi has never been a system player. He bosses the midfield better than any other person.

You are a bigger hypocrite.
Shut it. Deco was benching Xavi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:44pm On May 14, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Lol. Modric doesn't match up to Busi. He's only fortunate to be in a team that there's no messi to cart away with every worthy individual trophy.

Comparing him to Iniesta and Xavi would be an insult of the highest order.
Lol... Clown

Modric >>>> Xavi, Iniesta

Only Ronaldinho can compare and is better than Modric
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:42pm On May 14, 2020
ddippset:
grin

Some people will wail all day and all night that Ronaldo should have 6 Ballon dors because Modric stole his ballon dor.

They then turn around to troll Iniesta with the same Modric's golden ball (that he 'stole'!)


My people what do we call this sort of attitude?
Is Messi the only player from your club grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:41pm On May 14, 2020
haymekus:
Greetings punk
I like to see Messi Argentina trophy cabinet angry
Politics › Re: Uzodinma Gifts Imo Judges 20 SUVs (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:02pm On May 14, 2020
All politicians are just the same. From one thief to another angry
Politics › Re: Uzodinma Gifts Imo Judges 20 SUVs (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:01pm On May 14, 2020
GodPunishBiafra:
What a good palliative in this Corona hunger cool

On behalf of the good OSU people of Anambra, Enugu, Ebonyi, Imo, Abia And part of Rivers state, WE SAY THANK YOU TO YOU SIR cool

Continue the good work sar cool cool cool
Lol... This your sarcasm na fire grin
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Breaking news: Cultist waist Cut In Half!! Say no to cultism! (Graphic pics) by Jokerman(m): 11:59pm On May 13, 2020
This is great

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