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Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump's Letter To Tedros Adhanom, WHO Director-General by Jokerman(m): 10:45am On May 19, 2020
PigTormentor:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Desperate is an under statement. He's delusional.
What would you say of sleepy Joe?
Crime › Re: What Is Your Greatest Regret In Life? by Jokerman(m): 8:35pm On May 18, 2020
Business mistake
Family › Reply As A Nigerian Mother by Jokerman(op): 8:33pm On May 18, 2020
grin

TV/Movies › Re: Can Iron Man's Suits Be Possible In Real Life? by Jokerman(m): 7:34pm On May 18, 2020
With all the explanation from hulk and Dre... Safe to say, Ironman suit won't be safe for any man.... Let's remember degradation of the alloys or metals and the radiations... Lol... How long would such a wearer live,??
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Jokerman(m): 7:12pm On May 18, 2020
How do some people expect sleepy joe to win the next election over Donald Trump the chosen one?

Well Fake news and Lamestream media can do and undo grin
Celebrities › Re: Meagan Good Called 'Ungodly' For Posing In Bikini. She Replies by Jokerman(m): 2:19pm On May 18, 2020
Octopusssy:
You are married to a pastor. Show some decorum. You are causing men (and lesbians) to lust after your body. No one needs to see your bikini pictures except your husband.
Lol... Someone with 8 pussies preaching to another fellow... Ironic grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope John Paul II 100th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by Jokerman(m): 10:29am On May 18, 2020
Ebenezer2O2O:
you been believe that stuff?
Lol...
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope John Paul II 100th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by Jokerman(m): 9:29am On May 18, 2020
Thought a young girl (Angelica Zambrano) saw him in hell fire.... sad

If that's true, he won't be happy with us celebrating his posthumous birthday while he's suffering
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Deny Their Ministry And Members To Evade Arrest In FCT by Jokerman(m): 9:17am On May 18, 2020
Lol.... Many pastors go collect 666 sha grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:57pm On May 17, 2020
Barca should have gone for de ligt
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 11:55pm On May 17, 2020
eni4real:
Which Maradona do you prefer??

The intentional handball goalscorer and red card avoider or
The fake Coach version??

Take it easy on Maradona hype!!

He would be eliminated in today's football standard!!

Intentional handball goal is a serious offence in Football!!!

Maradona was good for his time tho!!!
Let Messi score hand of God too na... Or probably a penalty to win international trophy for his country... Right now Maradona and Kempes are more respected
Politics › Re: Lagos Considers Full Re-opening Of Economy, Embarks On Assessment Of Readiness by Jokerman(m): 11:45pm On May 17, 2020
Lol... Already tired of the SCAMdemic
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:28pm On May 17, 2020
andrewbaba44:
He is ogbeni

Give me example of world class players

Please give me 15 world class players playing in pjanic position and I will tell you the ones he is better than
Henderson >>> Pjanic
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:27pm On May 17, 2020
andrewbaba44:
Rakitic is world class ,no need to argue
Rakitic world classhuh Lol... You and eni4real srf grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:10pm On May 17, 2020
Barcelona and Juventus have reached an initial agreement for Semedo. The Italian club will pay 25 million euros + Pjanić and De Sciglio. A full agreement could be sealed in the coming hours. [sport]

grin

I hope Juve buys Pogba as man utd buys tolisso
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Cristiano Ronaldo Thread by Jokerman(op): 5:52pm On May 17, 2020
Watch sepp blatter interview in 2013, saying Messi is a good boy and they'd why he gets lot of vote

https://twitter.com/i/status/1262029315258175490
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › The Cristiano Ronaldo Thread by Jokerman(op): 5:48pm On May 17, 2020
The thread to highlight Ronaldo Acheivements and records and other news

News, updates, statistics can be updated by Ronaldo fans
Sports › Re: 10 Great Records And Acheivements By Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(op): 5:45pm On May 17, 2020
Somebody that wins with different clubs grin

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Jokerman(m): 3:52pm On May 17, 2020
I wish Sasha wouldn't turn on Bayley grin....I know it's not possible though...

Sasha Banks though... One can see through her fake smiles and deception grin
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 3:48pm On May 17, 2020
eni4real:
The award was introduced in 2006 .. And was won by the great Zizou that year!!

If all the players you mentioned never won it, may be they are not good enough for the award in 2006 onward!!!

Zizou, Xavi, Iniesta, Messi and Modric have won it!!

These are world class Playmakers sice the award introduced!!

I see KDB winning the next!!
.it is an award for "World best playmaker", and not just for mere Playmakers.. You have to be the absolute best to win it!!!


Argentina Aiyegbeni is not only blamed for Argentina loss...
He is blame for his disaster class in AC Milan and Chelsea too..

Also blame for his inhibitory roles in Juventus too!!!

If Higuain stay long enough in Juventus, Cristiano will enjoy his class too grin
Shut it... Higuain cannot do worse than Benzemiss angry

Playmaker is just a role like other roles on the pitch... It doesn't mean anything...

How come Messi played 4 finals and lost all... Is that how a goat should be grin
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 3:46pm On May 17, 2020
eni4real:
Your logic on winning Trophies for the National team says... Mba is better than Drogba!!

It is your logic, not mine shocked
On my same logic, Alexis is better than Messi too...

Stop arguing then grin
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 2:32pm On May 17, 2020
eni4real:
But he can't win the World best playmaker award too??
He needs to work on that grin
Many great players didn't win the world best playmaker, and to the fact, wingers have never won the award.

Figo
Beckham
Hazard
Robben
Ribery
Rooney
Suarez
Henry

Midfielders that haven't won it

Totti
Pirlo
Nedved
Lampard
Seedorf
Gerrard
Ronaldinho


So it's no big deal.

What's a shame is that someone has played 4 finals, lost all, and his fans started blaming Higuain.
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 2:26pm On May 17, 2020
eni4real:
How many Ballon d'ors have they won??

They are at Griezman's level!!!
Eni was your problem angry

Why didn't you think of this logic when you said Mba is on the same level as Drogba...

Be well bro grin
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 2:21pm On May 17, 2020
FirstbornWds:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Federation_of_Football_History_%26_Statistics
Lol...Cryuff is still overrated since Pele is overrated
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 2:17pm On May 17, 2020
eni4real:
I thought you don't like IFFHS awards??
That is the body that give the World best playmaker award wink
They also give award for best scorer... With the records, would you believe and accept that Ronaldo is a greatest goal scorer ever?? cheesy grin
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 2:16pm On May 17, 2020
eni4real:
That is your logic
You also said Mustafi is better than Maldini because he won the World cup!!
Yes so long... Alexis Sanchez, Luiz Suarez, Edison cavani are better than Messi grin

Remember these names have won Copa America that seems so hard to win... They also won golden ball too grin
Politics › Re: See Photos From Fg's School Feeding Programme In Abuja by Jokerman(m): 12:35pm On May 17, 2020
Look at these thieving frauds.

Politicians should just remember there judgement on the last day
Christianity Etc › Re: The Train: Movie On Mike Bamiloye's True Story by Jokerman(m): 10:13am On May 17, 2020
Righteousness89:
Great vessel of GOD!

He and His Wife have Terrorized the Demonic kingdoms with the Movies GOD ALMIGHTY has used them to do!


I Remember Agbaralanla, Rapture Movies and others!
The enemies if God are already quivering on this thread as usual grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Aggressive, Violent, Cool, Calm, Which Is The Best Way To Pray As A Christian? by Jokerman(m): 10:02am On May 17, 2020
Depends on what you are praying for/against

Some prayers need aggressiveness

Some prayers need calm

Some prayers need heart filled cries
TV/Movies › Re: Can Iron Man's Suits Be Possible In Real Life? by Jokerman(m): 8:43am On May 17, 2020
hulk616:
they are materials that can absorb heat internally and don't radiate it outside. And from there, it can be used to convert to other form of energy.

radiation from electronics are not that harmful. But an extra protective layer can be used to protect the user.

Iron man suit takes in air and breaks it down and generate the beam of light so the heat doesn't stay long in the suit.

For rockets, they are always brought outside the suit first before being fired.

Suit weight is not a problem, because of the existing presence of exoskeleton and complex control system angry
Well that why I said with engineering, research and design... Nothing is impossible. Especially with control systems in place and also alloys will help in the suit fabrication though... sadlight weight properties as well as toughness)
TV/Movies › Re: Can Iron Man's Suits Be Possible In Real Life? by Jokerman(m): 8:20am On May 17, 2020
hulk616:
you can convert that heat to another form of energy. angry
Lol.... Conversion of the heat... Heat is still dissipated, also radiation nko??

For instance, when the suit wants to shoot a rocket or a beam of light, the heat generated, might affect the body....

Also check for suit weight grin
Sports › Re: Top 11 Players That Left Barcelona academy To Other Clubs & became Successful by Jokerman(m): 8:17am On May 17, 2020
All these flops. angry

Only icardi, bellerin and Thiago are worthy

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