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Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 9:28pm On May 16, 2020
eni4real:
Messi had Argentine Aiyegbeni, remember??

But Eder is Cristiano international career SAVIOUR!!

If Eder was active in Euro 2004 final, Figo would have an international trophy by now!!!
Cristiano was a poor version of Eder in that match?? shocked

According to you, Eder is better than Eusebio or Figo grin

What is the essence of their Ballon d'ors??

History would know that they won by mere votes grin grin
Shut it.

Messi played 4 finals with Argentina, tell us why he couldn't score to win one for his country... Or did Higuain lose all the goals in those finals grin
Sports › Re: Eto'o Dismisses Diouf And Drogba Claims To Be Greatest Ever African Player by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On May 16, 2020
Beedude:
KAKA an attacker that cant score 20goals in a season and couldnt score 100 goals in almost 400 appearances in MILAN? Left for Madrid and that was all. Henry left for Barca and still left his mark. There in no crime in being 2nd or 3rd behind Ronaldinho during his reign.
But using Kaka's ballon d'or to rank him higher than Henry wont work. U can compare them on wiki
Lol... Bro, Kaka was an AM, not a forward, and still won UCL golden boot, and also winning world best playmaker... Lol... He's too big..

Ballondor is important o, if not ballondor, how would we have rated Modric over Xavi, or Weah over Eto'o??
Sports › Re: UEFA Admit Referee Failed In Performance In Barcelona Win Over PSG by Jokerman(op): 7:47pm On May 16, 2020
Tobichuks08:
We are on same page bro, Barcelona is a shame to football, the hype around messi is just for branding, he knows this so he can't move an inch out of camp nou, without messi there is Barca, without barca there is no messi.
Where is lalastica
Of cos.... No wonder the names uefalona and fifalona grin
Sports › Re: Eto'o Dismisses Diouf And Drogba Claims To Be Greatest Ever African Player by Jokerman(m): 7:44pm On May 16, 2020
Beedude:
Henry a world cup winner in 98, euro 2000 winner, epl golden boot winner, epl best player, a leader at Arsenal for more than 5yrs, la liga & ucl winner, scores average of 25 goals per season. This someone u think KAKA who wasn't a leader until Shevchenko left for Chelsea and couldn't even last 2yrs at his peak is better than?. Kaka had one or 2 exeptional seasons but Henry was a top player for a very long time. How many cups or trophies did Kaka and Henry won? Check their stats and goals. And how consistent they were. HENRY isn't KAKA'S mate.
Oga there's nothing Henry won that Kaka didn't win, and Kaka even did more...

You hype Henry too much. Henry was just good in EPL...

Kaka won the world cup, FIFA confederation cup (2ce), UCL, laliga, SerieA, lol.. many more, even won best playmaker award, lol, no try Kaka o...

Don't mention Henry in the same sentence as Kaka.

Lol... You mean a Kaka that carried AC Milan to win SerieA, Copa Italia, super cup, club world cup, to a Henry that could only manage arsenal to just EPL??

Kaka 1 ballondor >>>> Henry arsenal career

Kaka Brazil career >>>>> Henry french career

No joke o bro
Sports › Re: UEFA Admit Referee Failed In Performance In Barcelona Win Over PSG by Jokerman(op): 7:35pm On May 16, 2020
Tobichuks08:
Uefalona is not a new thing so we aren't so suprise, lots of messi ballon d'or has been won without champions league or any major trophy unlike Ronaldo that's has few ballon d'or with out major trophy.
Only 2013... Ronaldo won without winning the UCL.

As for Messi... 2010 greatest robbery, 2012 and 2019, no UCl, no Copa , no world cup but still won ballondor.....
Even Blatter had to admit that golden ball (2014 world cup) was a joke...

Uefalona against Chelsea in 2009, was so painful angry
Sports › UEFA Admit Referee Failed In Performance In Barcelona Win Over PSG by Jokerman(op): 7:22pm On May 16, 2020
Barcelona stunned PSG with a late comeback in the 2016-17 Champions League

Forward Luis Suarez won a contentious penalty which led to Barca's fifth goal

UEFA have acknowledged the display of Deniz Ayekin was not up to scratch

German referee Ayekin could reportedly face further punishment from UEFA



UEFA have acknowledged that referee Deniz Aytekin 'failed in the performance of his duties' during Barcelona's comeback victory against PSG in 2017.

The historic comeback, when Barca came back from a 4-0 first-leg deficit to win 6-1 on the night at the Nou Camp, finished with drama and controversy after three late goals sent Barca through.

In particular, Luis Suarez winning a penalty, which resulted in Barca's fifth goal in stoppage time, was contentious and UEFA have acknowledged as such, with the referee could reportedly facing potential further penalties.


UEFA's Disciplinary Committee, as reported by French outlet Onze Mondial, said Aytekin 'failed in the performance of his duties' on March 8 2017 in the Champions League round-of-16 clash.

European football's governing body considered a demotion for the referee, and the French club also lodged a formal complaint outlining all the mistakes of Aytekin that night.

It is unknown why the complaint took three years to be handled and the admittance will not come as any consolation to PSG players and fans.

That year, Barcelona were knocked out in the quarter-finals by a Juventus side who would go on to lose in the final to Barca's fierce rivals Real Madrid.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8326313/Referee-Deniz-Aytekin-failed-performance-duties-Barcas-victory-against-PSG-2017.html?fbclid=IwAR1XfWktT9Yf1Uz0lEUmozVq2tE9UhnEDWlOuUU1516dj2KiDpV5BZRHWKc

Sports › Re: Eto'o Dismisses Diouf And Drogba Claims To Be Greatest Ever African Player by Jokerman(m): 6:49pm On May 16, 2020
Beedude:
Was KAKA even a SERIA A Legend? He wont even make 1 - 20 list. Kaka was never greater than Henry. Check their stats, trophies and how long they were both consistent. Seria A legends are Buffon, Nesta, Maldini, Cannavaro, Totti, Del Piero, Seedorf, Gattuso, Zlatan, Inzaghi e.t.c. Kaka wasn't a top player for 3yrs in Italy and u are saying he is a legend. Legend ko, Small stout ni
Kaka, a world best, European best, ballondor, serieA best, UCL best player, it's whom a place Henry over... Lol... Wait, you give Henry too much credit sha angry

Henry is just an EPL legend. Henry never won any individual trophy except for what he won in the EPL ... Lol
Sports › Re: Eto'o Dismisses Diouf And Drogba Claims To Be Greatest Ever African Player by Jokerman(m): 5:18pm On May 16, 2020
Beedude:
Modric isn't greater than all those players. And football isn't different anywhere. They both played at european club. Eto was also 3rd on Ballon d'or, with 4 africa footballer award. Scored more goals than any Africa footballer both dead and alive and also won more trophies as a key man for both club and country. Someone with just ballon d'or with no good statistics cant claim to be greater.
Is RICARDO KAKA greater than THIERRY HENRY ?
Yes Kaka was greater than Henry. Henry is a just an EPL legend
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Job Hunting Experience With Zero Balance by Jokerman(m): 4:40pm On May 16, 2020
God will lift and restore you bro.

Dont lose all your connect, from your construction company.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Burundi Expels Top WHO Officials From The Country Due To Covid-19 Crisis by Jokerman(m): 10:09am On May 16, 2020
God will continue to bless Donald Trump grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Tweets One Word And It Garner's 1.5million Likes On Twitter by Jokerman(m): 9:53am On May 16, 2020
vedaxcool:
Lol ipob deplorable trump has never gotten up 500k that is why he hates Obama with his all his liver.

They love a racist Trump over Obama just because Obama stayed far away from the smelly corruption of GEJ.
Vedaxclowm grin so you are still on Nairaland. J thought you were relieved of your desk duties in the BMC grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why It Is Essential For Americans To Vote For Trump Again by Jokerman(m): 9:51am On May 16, 2020
Trump is the best bet for the world, not America only
Sports › Re: Name Your All Time Best 11 From Players Who Have Never Won A World Cup by Jokerman(m): 9:05am On May 16, 2020
Henry won the world cup in 1998 na

Van der SAR

Dani Alves Stam Vidic Marcelo

Roy keane

Riquelme Okocha

Messhit Ruud CR7
Sports › Re: Eto'o: Only Ronaldo Was Better Than Me by Jokerman(m): 9:02am On May 16, 2020
How did Benzema miss these chances grin

Sports › Re: UCL Top Scorers By Team: 114-goal Messi & 105-goal CR7 Playing A Different Game by Jokerman(m): 8:45am On May 16, 2020
A certain fan base will soon arrive here and start pushing narrative grin
Sports › 10 Great Records And Acheivements By Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(op): 12:01am On May 16, 2020
1. Cristiano Ronaldo has scored 129 HEADER GOALS. Star-struck

The MOST BY ANY PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL. Face screaming in fear

2. Cristiano Ronaldo is the only player to have the highest goals per game ratio in two of Europe's top five leagues.

��La Liga: 1.07
��Serie A: 0.79.


3. 506 - Cristiano completed 506 dribbles in the premierleague, more than any other player in the competition between 2003 & 2009.

"But but he can't dribble"

4. •Ronaldo has scored most number of goals in international games:- 82

•Ronaldo is currently the top scorer in European qualifiers:- 31

•Ronaldo has most number of international hattricks:- 9

•Ronaldo has scored in 10 consecutive international tournaments.


5. Ronaldo is the only player to win EPL best player back to back consecutively (2006/07 and 2007/08)


6. Cristiano Ronaldo in World Cup:

- 7 goals.
- 3 assists.
- 6 MOTM (most in history).
- One of only 4 players to score in 4 different editions of World Cup.
- Young player of the year 2006 by BBC.

7. Cristiano Ronaldo is the ONLY player to win these SIX awards in a single season:

❍ PFA Team of the Year
❍ PFA Players' Player of the Year
❍ PFA Young Player of the Year
❍ PFA Fans' Player of the Year
❍ FWA Footballer of the Year
❍ PL Player of the Season


8. Ronaldo has scored 725 goals and made 253 career assists

9. Ronaldo has won IFFHIS best scorer award (a record 7 times), the same organization that award best playmaker and best coach award


10. Ronaldo is the only player in football history to win league best player in 3 different leagues.

For those who keep saying Ronaldo wasn't the main man at Madrid

Season (13/14-17/18):
Cristiano Ronaldo - 322 Goals/Assists.

Benzema and Bale - 289 Goals/Assists.

Cristiano was the main piece. Goat
Sports › Re: Shocking Messi Penalty Missed by Jokerman(m): 11:21pm On May 15, 2020
Lol grin...

The one against Chile is the best grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: German Economy Plunges Into Recession Over COVID-19 by Jokerman(m): 10:52pm On May 15, 2020
9jvirgin:
My trip to Germany, Denmark, Sweden and Poland in August of 2019 clearly shows that those economies are clearly prepared for anything that may come.

I sincerely apologize for supporting Buhari in 2015, Jonathan's government with it's unprecedented corruption left I and some people with no choice than to support "anything" embarassed
So you agree Jonathan was a better choice... However this is not an excuse, there were other candidates, na only Jonathan or Buhari been dey ballot ni?

Also you've seen that Buhari corruption is greater than Jonathan's own grin
Sports › Re: Eto'o Dismisses Diouf And Drogba Claims To Be Greatest Ever African Player by Jokerman(m): 8:26pm On May 15, 2020
Openbusiness:
If am a toddler, you must be a sperm cell, to think Weah's era was more loaded than Etoo's era. George Weah was just lucky to win it, coupled with AC Milan influence because they were reigning at the time. Nothing, I repeat, there was nothing out of the ordinary about George Weah as a player, he is just another regular average. He is not on Etoo's level at all. Etoo was an extra ordinary striker. How many goals did Weah score as a striker in his entire club career? What was his scoring average per season? How many goal assists? Mtchwwwww! That you can even compare Weah with Etoo shows it is you that knows nothing about football. Even Thierry Henry, Arsenal's greatest striker in history, didn't win Ballon D'or, is Weah better than him or at his level? The great Raul of Real Madrid, highest champions league goal scorer of all time (until his record was recently broken by Ronaldo and Messi), never won Ballon D'or, is Weah on his level? Guy forget, u no sabi ball reach me.
Let me guess, you are a Barca fan?? grin
Sports › Re: Who Is The Most Influential Player To Have Played In The Premiere League? by Jokerman(m): 8:21pm On May 15, 2020
Cristiano Ronaldo

First player to win PFA player back to back
First player to win ballondor and FIFA best player
Won UCl
Won UCL golden boot
Won 3EPL
Won EPL golden boot
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 7:11pm On May 15, 2020
eni4real:
Where is Pele's Best player Golden ball in the Olympic??

Messi played with Argentine Aiyegbeni, you can't blame him for not having a National team Trophy!!

You are still hiding Pele's under team Trophies.. He played with the best ever teammates in the history of World cup!!!
Clown. Did Pele participate in Olympics??

FIFA world cup golden ball
FIFA world cup silver ball
Copa America golden ball
FIFA world youth golden ball
7 ballondor (readjusted)

Don't be foolish. If with all these international acheivements Pele was carried, then Messi was babysat. At least Pele won the trophies too... Why couldn't Messi win any trophy with Argentina after 20 years??
Romance › Re: Mention That Section On Nairaland You Have Not Visited For Once. by Jokerman(m): 6:50pm On May 15, 2020
blesskewe:
Dairy
Food
Agriculture
My footballing sister grin... How are you??
Romance › Re: Mention That Section On Nairaland You Have Not Visited For Once. by Jokerman(m): 6:49pm On May 15, 2020
Literature
Arts
Pets
Family
Autos
Agriculture
Diaries
Car talk

Never visited those section.... My sections are politics, religion, romance, sports and business
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:19pm On May 15, 2020
Masonkaycares:
So where is that modric?
In ballondor and FIFA record books
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:18pm On May 15, 2020
homesteady:
Balon d'or winner that his nyash was opened just the season after and led his team to a trophyless season? grin grin grin

Modric is the fastest player to lose relevance after winning a Balon d'or.

May we never attain success and become totally useless immediately in Jesus name.
Everyone knows Ronaldo should have won his 6th ballondor ahead of Messi... So it's no hype
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:17pm On May 15, 2020
Lol... Barcelona fans lying a lot on this thread grin
Sports › Re: Eto'o: Only Ronaldo Was Better Than Me by Jokerman(m): 6:14pm On May 15, 2020
Lol... Another Barcelona clown product... As a forward (top 9)

1. Delima
2. Henry
3. Nistelrooy
4. Shearer
5. Luiz Suarez
6. Van Basten
7. Jean Papin
8. Raul Gonzalez
9. George Weah
10. Kareem Benzemiss

All ahead of Eto'o
Sports › Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jokerman(m): 6:08pm On May 15, 2020
m140:
So Argentina never won trophies without messi, even wc n nations cup, messi no be chicken sef, we know goats for Argentina no be that kind messi. Argentina get fake coach ,messi matter go kill you. Like Argentina suppose enter finals 2014 sef, why messi no dribble germans score na, them hold him leg, e go dey score like mumu for laliga he for score when higuain no score na. Abi na only higuain play messi dey bench
The more you keep replying that guy, the more twisting and goal post shifting he'll do, and the more annoying he'd become....
Messi fans no dey ever gree anything... Always trying to justify failure
Crime › Re: Stephen Akinkunmi, Ogboni Leader Killed In Ondo by Jokerman(m): 5:25pm On May 15, 2020
Lol... After deception of the devil
Romance › Re: Unpopular Opinion About Bestie by Jokerman(m): 4:58pm On May 15, 2020
Your husband is your only bestie
Sports › Re: Eto'o Dismisses Diouf And Drogba Claims To Be Greatest Ever African Player by Jokerman(m): 4:44pm On May 15, 2020
Lol... Diouf is not even in top 10 African greatest players
Politics › Re: . by Jokerman(m): 3:22pm On May 15, 2020
Tissaia:
Arresting him will make him relevant, so Nigeria choice to ignore him by the advice of sensible Igbo leaders. But if he comes into Nigeria he will be arrested.. Ojukwu 101
This your dp, you have been using for close to 5 years, when will you change it??

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