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Jokes EtcCongratulations To Reno Omokri On His New Ministerial Position by Jokerman(op): 5:18pm On Oct 30, 2024
Congratulations to Reno Omokri and his friends on the new post... 👏👍

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:09pm On Oct 30, 2024
odizeey:
Sha stay updated on Fabrizio page. Eyimba fit announce your man soon.
😹😹😹...

Don't know why Ellexy go dey famz Bin Laden o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:08pm On Oct 30, 2024
🔴🇵🇹 Manchester United and Sporting are again in direct contact today about 30 day notice period for Rúben Amorim.

Man Utd see it as normal formal steps, working to reach an agreement as soon as possible.

No doubts on #MUFC side: Amorim will be the new manager.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Jokerman(m): 3:17pm On Oct 30, 2024
Good afternoon House

Please can someone help interprete this scan?

HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by Jokerman(m): 3:16pm On Oct 30, 2024
Good afternoon House

Please can someone please help interprete this scan

HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Jokerman(m): 3:14pm On Oct 30, 2024
Good afternoon house.

Can someone please help interprete this scan.

Thank you

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:47pm On Oct 29, 2024
🚨🚨| NEW: Erik ten Hag blames 3 senior Manchester United stars for his sacking.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:39pm On Oct 29, 2024
everton4life:
angry angry angry Abeg no remind me. Only a dunce no go know dat one. But this one wey your criticism must always involve Ronaldo huh huh

Hmmm
TenHag tried to destroy the GOAT... It's unforgiving and he deserves jail time 😹
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:34pm On Oct 29, 2024
everton4life:
E be like say your own concern na Ronaldo more than balloon head. angry angry angry
TenHag is a failure bro.

See his inward transfers. My annoyance is that he was allowed to stay beyond 1 season, especially after 🐐 called him out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:46pm On Oct 29, 2024
Amad never post farewell for Ten hag. 🫤
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:43pm On Oct 29, 2024
🚨🚨| Rúben Amorim is expected to stay in charge of Sporting for their game against Estrela da Amadora on Friday. [@cnnportugal, @NathSalt1]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:38pm On Oct 29, 2024
🚨🚨🌕| #mufc's management consider Rúben Amorim one of the most talented coaches in the world.

They wanted someone with enough leadership and energy to withstand the pressures of the job. [@FabrizioRomano]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:25pm On Oct 29, 2024
🚨 A public fallout between Sancho and Ten Hag was followed by four months of Sancho being made to train, eat and change on his own. A number of players tried to encourage Sancho to apologise, but the longer the situation went on, the more players began to believe that -- again -- Ten Hag had taken things too far. Sources have told ESPN that Ten Hag wanted Sancho to say sorry publicly because the player had made the conflict public on social media, but sources tell ESPN that some players viewed the demand as an unnecessary humiliation. [@RobDawsonESPN]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:24pm On Oct 29, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨 Ronaldo was initially ordered to train away from the first team, but when he tried to enter the dressing room and retrieve a pair of his trainers, he was told by staff he wasn't allowed in. The stand-off only ended when Ronaldo enlisted an academy player to go into the dressing room for him, with a number of senior players viewing the blanket ban as an unnecessary humiliation. [@RobDawsonESPN] #mufc
Imagine an olori pelebe headed mid carder trying to humiliate the GOAT ...

May his downfall continue like his brother Bento 😹
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:23pm On Oct 29, 2024
🚨 Ronaldo was initially ordered to train away from the first team, but when he tried to enter the dressing room and retrieve a pair of his trainers, he was told by staff he wasn't allowed in. The stand-off only ended when Ronaldo enlisted an academy player to go into the dressing room for him, with a number of senior players viewing the blanket ban as an unnecessary humiliation. [@RobDawsonESPN] #mufc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:22pm On Oct 29, 2024
E no fit better for Erik Bin Laden.

May his downfall continue 😹
EducationRe: How Many Periods Should A Mathematics Teacher Have Per Day? by Jokerman(m): 2:11pm On Oct 29, 2024
Kobojunkie:
That they are being paid 40K a month does not mean they are not essential. Stop applying upside-down ideas as if logic! undecided
That's why I said they are not essential
EducationRe: How Many Periods Should A Mathematics Teacher Have Per Day? by Jokerman(m): 2:06pm On Oct 29, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Stop this nonsense already! undecided

OP is a math teacher and teachers are essential when it comes to the building of a nation and a career in life. He does not need to learn any more useless skills except those he probably wants to learn either out of boredom or passion. undecided
If teachers are essential, will you be paying them. 40k per month??

Keep jonsing
EducationRe: How Many Periods Should A Mathematics Teacher Have Per Day? by Jokerman(m): 2:03pm On Oct 29, 2024
Allotrope69:
And u had to mock me?
Go and learn skills.. and stop wasting your youthful years...

Such as Diesel engine repairs, Air conditioners, Tech skills such as graphics etc...
EducationRe: How Many Periods Should A Mathematics Teacher Have Per Day? by Jokerman(m): 12:27pm On Oct 29, 2024
Allotrope69:
I'm tired o. The pay is just 40k.
Lol

Soldier ant 😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:19am On Oct 29, 2024
Mrviktor:
Tenhag was playing a loosing battle from day 1.

Ronaldo
Greenwood
Sancho.

First season. Oh
U never even Siddon for the seat.. problem don full ground

Season 2..
Take over
Sancho again(depression)
Greenwood
Anthony rapeeee case
All still caused by the same tenHag.

Buying mid card players up and down.


Who in his right mind go buy Mason Mount, Wout Weghorst etc??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:17am On Oct 29, 2024
timay1:
Yep. In hindsight, INEOS made the right decision by giving him the opportunity to redeem himself. Now that we all see that the bro is as empty as last season, its good that they pulled the plug this early without waiting till december when our season becomes irredemable.

As things stands, we are still in all competitions, even Top 4 is easily still at reach, we arestill less than 10 league games into the season.

The best time to pull the trigger was the international break, the next best time was now, and they have done that
Very apt.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:52am On Oct 29, 2024
If they sacked him after the FA cup win, ten hag sexuals would’ve spent forever gaslighting us about his “project”. even though i’m not happy about this season, i’m glad we all saw that he had nothing to offer us anymore. good riddance
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:29am On Oct 29, 2024
Oasis007:
.......followings were achievements of Jorg in 2020/21 season;

1. UEFA Champions League Winner.

2. UEFA European Championship Winner.

3. UEFA Super Cup Winner.

4. Named UEFA Men's Player of the Year Award.

5. Named in UEFA Champions League Squad of the Season and UEFA Euro 2020 Team of the Tournament.

Guess who won the Ballon D'Or that year (2021)?! Messi - cos he won fuckin Copa America ONLY.
Lol.. 😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:28am On Oct 29, 2024
🚨🚨🌕| Ruben Amorim has accepted #mufc's project and terms, and he's keen to join the club.

The only hurdle left is club negotiations. [@FabrizioRomano]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:28am On Oct 29, 2024
larride:
Them don sack him love, he's allowed to be pained.
😂😂😂

Dem plenty for X
SportsRe: Man City Midfielder Rodri Wins Ballon d'Or 2024 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:21am On Oct 29, 2024
Natbrowny:
Haaland dey craze oo. His team mate won the Ballon award and the guy went to watch a game in Sweden instead and didn't attend the ballon dor ceremony.
When Haaland won everything winnable, Una give am?
SportsRe: Moment George Weah Announced Rodri As Ballon D'or Winner 2024 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:11pm On Oct 28, 2024
grin

SportsRe: Rodrygo Wins Ballon D Or 2024 by Jokerman(m): 11:07pm On Oct 28, 2024
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:51pm On Oct 28, 2024
Well ..

Rodri already better than iniesta, Xavi, Scholes, Busquests, Yaya etc, with this award, and winning with EPL team too... 😹😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 10:49pm On Oct 28, 2024
Award that has lost credibility
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:11pm On Oct 28, 2024
odizeey:
SInce them sack Ten Hag, this guy don dey vex cheesy cheesy
😂😹

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