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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:35pm On Nov 03, 2024
🚨🚨🎙️| Ruud van Nistelrooy on former #mufc players criticising the club as pundits:

"Basically, they care for the club, want it to do well and are disappointed if it doesn't. I don't have any problems with that. We all do our jobs and they have opinions. It is absolutely fine."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:06pm On Nov 03, 2024
LookMan though... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:01pm On Nov 03, 2024
Almiron and co.

Inter Miami play yesterday o... Una no go create frontpage thread 😷
Christianity EtcRe: Can A New Christian Convert Keep All His 4 Wives Or Send Three Away? by Jokerman(m): 10:34am On Nov 03, 2024
stevonics:
Not a sin. Jesus never wanted us to perish in hell due to sin. Jesus would have used most of his teachings to preach against polygamy if it would lead to sin and hell.
Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
Christianity EtcRe: Can A New Christian Convert Keep All His 4 Wives Or Send Three Away? by Jokerman(m): 10:10am On Nov 03, 2024
In Christianity, it is one man, one wife.

Nothing more,nothing less.

Settle your 3 later wives, and keep providing for them until they get new husbands if possible.

Remember, the road to life is narrow and rough, not many will find it
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Jokerman(m): 9:49pm On Nov 02, 2024
Roseey0:
3cm Fibroid found on the upper part of the womb but outside the womb.
Womb appears tilted towards the back and not forward (anteverted) . It could be possibly because of the position of fibroid .
I will advise her to look out for those local ijaw ladies that reposition uterus
Thank you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:50pm On Nov 02, 2024
Ellexy:
You no praise Brighton new manager again... ..you quickly edited your comment immediately Liverpool turned it around.. Lol
Lol... Brighton manager still doing better than Bin Laden
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m):
Omo if Arne Slot go win league this season ehn 😷
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:10pm On Nov 02, 2024
patrickmuf:
So I should do like ChristoBam and stick to a manager that is failing?

I will support Amorim but if he doesn't deliver I will call for his sack. I no dey loyal to any manager, you are here to deliver and if you don't, you have to leave...

Whoever is not happy should ignore or do whatever pleases you...
This is how it should be...

We had hope on Erik, but he turned out to be a fraud, and also lost a portion of the fans earlier too...

We have Amorim now, we back him, and if he turns out to be a fraud too... Then we push for his outing too
SportsLionel Messi Fails To Win Golden Foot Award After Countless Nominations by Jokerman(op): 12:15pm On Nov 02, 2024
Argentina legend Lionel Messi’s wait for the Golden Foot continues after the Inter Miami star was pipped to the award.

First introduced in 2003, the Golden Foot award is handed to players who are at least 27 years old and can only be won once during a their career.

Each award winner has previously been invited to add their footprints to a 'Champions Promenade' in Monaco.

Over the years, the likes of Mohamed Salah, Cristiano Ronaldo, Robert Lewandowski and Ronaldinho have all won the award.

Many felt this year could finally be Messi’s turn to get his hands on the Golden Foot as he was nominated alongside Marco Verratti, Neymar, Virgil van Dijk, Thomas Muller, Harry Kane, Kevin De Bruyne, Karim Benzema, Antoine Griezmman and Lautaro Martinez.

The Argentine has been in fine form after scoring 22 goals and assisting 13 in 23 matches for Inter Miami, who are set to take on Atlanta United in the Major League Soccer play-offs on Saturday.

However, the 37-year-old’s wait for the Golden Foot continues as the winner was announced on Friday morning.

Messi’s Argentina teammate and Inter Milan star Martinez has been named the winner of the 2024 Golden Foot.

An official social media post read: “Lautaro Martínez wins the Golden Foot Awards 2024.”

Martinez managed to register 27 goals and seven assists in 44 matches across all competitions during the 23/24 campaign. This season, the 27-year-old has scored five and assisted four in 12 games.

https://www.sportbible.com/football/football-news/lionel-messi-2024-golden-foot-596899-20241101?fbclid=IwY2xjawGS50hleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHXnvui_bcB51Xp1S6WYgSkYrVQsmTOLJE46PyQkPf5F9R6YQ4Dz4hGfNCA_aem_Qjo7uljiyNc-65iproiMKA

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:44am On Nov 02, 2024
🚨🚨🎙️| Diogo Dalot: "We had to show a reaction [vs Leicester]. That is the standard we should show every game. But the structures, we didn't change a lot. The biggest change for me was that the ball went in the net."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:42am On Nov 02, 2024
See as Erik Bin Laden babies dey cry 😭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:42am On Nov 02, 2024
Shegzdave:
Around what time last year did Arsenal played Europa?
👇

PoliticsRe: Electricity Consumers Demand Disconnection Over Rising Tariffs by Jokerman(m): 6:44am On Nov 02, 2024
Theives in power.

What is the meaning of Bands?
PoliticsRe: Almajiris Are Now Innocent by Jokerman(m): 6:39am On Nov 02, 2024
DomPerignon:
By southerners you mean those disgruntled loser from the yeast.

The whole court saga was obviously staged, filmed and uploaded by these Obidient cretins who are working over time to cause as much disunity and distrust in our country.

They are the ones spreading false narrative of the High Court ruling on Rivers allocation from the CBN that it was initiated by the FG while this case was initiated by the 27 Rivers law makers that Fubara has barred from the House


These people are pure evil and just as they nurtured criminals, convicts , prison escapees, ritualists and cultists to take over their region , they are hell bent on ushering anarchy across the nation.
They are paying you in your own coin.

Wasn't it how you people didn't allow Jonathan to rest?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:23pm On Nov 01, 2024
Sportsweb:
Arsenal played UCL
Dropped to Europa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:23pm On Nov 01, 2024
🚨 Manchester United have spent €142.1M on Sporting CP since 2003:

🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes: €65M
🇵🇹 Nani: €25.5M
🇦🇷 Marcos Rojo: €20M
🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: €19M
🇵🇹 Rúben Amorim: €12.6M
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:08pm On Nov 01, 2024
Sneijder in 2010
Neymar in 2015
Van dijk in 2019
Lewandowski in 2021
Haaland in 2023

How did we let Pessi get away with all of these robberies??

🤔
SportsHow Did We Allow Lionel Messi Get Away With These Robberies? by Jokerman(op): 7:53pm On Nov 01, 2024
Sneijder in 2010
Neymar in 2015
Van dijk in 2019
Lewandowski in 2021
Haaland in 2023

How did we let Messi get away with all of these robberies??

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 5:50pm On Nov 01, 2024
🚨🇪🇺| Aleksander Ceferin (UEFA President): “They should review Vinícius's season themselves to see what he does with referees, players, and fans in every match.”

“A holding midfielder who hasn't lost in 72 matches, created more goals than Vinícius, and scored 12 goals!”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:38pm On Nov 01, 2024
🚨 Marcus Rashford "is very happy" with Rúben Amorim's arrival at Manchester United and believes that the coach can help relaunch his career. 🛫

(Source: @TEAMtalk)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:27pm On Nov 01, 2024
🚨 Chelsea are interested in Antony. #MUFC [@fichajesnet]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:22pm On Nov 01, 2024
🚨🚨| Since March 2020 when Rúben Amorim took charge of them, Sporting CP have the 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓 win percentage of any team across Europe’s top 10 leagues.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:15pm On Nov 01, 2024
Rúben Amorim's first game against a Premier League 'big six' club as Man United boss will be vs. Arsenal.

He knocked them out of the Europa League last year with Sporting 👀
PoliticsRe: Senate Suspends Rule To Pass Bill On Iragbiji Federal University by Jokerman(m): 9:09am On Nov 01, 2024
madridguy:
A welcome development. Everyone of us at Iragbiji are happy with this news.
So you agree that the president is from Irabiji, and he's not a true Lagosian?😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:07am On Nov 01, 2024
So Bin Laden wanted to sign Danny Welbeck😂
PoliticsRe: Why Is High IGR Not Improving States And It's Citizens? by Jokerman(op): 7:31pm On Oct 31, 2024
Ritchiee:
I am not an indigene of Ogun either but I know it is more developed than Anambra.
I have been to the two states.
Noted.

I visited Ogun state for business, and with the IGR the state generates, things should be better...
PoliticsRe: Why Is High IGR Not Improving States And It's Citizens? by Jokerman(op): 4:39pm On Oct 31, 2024
Ritchiee:
Do you mean that Awka is the developed part of Anambra?
If you are game,let us post the videos of tje two states for comparison.
The only place you can post in Anambra is the tiny Onitsha built by Igala and Yoruba/Bini descendants.

Everybody knows that Ogun state is more developed than Anambra state.
Oga, I'm not an indigene of Anambra
PoliticsRe: Why Is High IGR Not Improving States And It's Citizens? by Jokerman(op): 12:33pm On Oct 31, 2024
chopnaira:
Lol..there are literally several parts of Ogun state that you can't tell whether you are in Lagos or Ogun state. Remember that Ogun state covers Lagos state.
Ibafo

Mowe

Sagamu

Ogeere

Ota

Where?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:01am On Oct 31, 2024
Ruud: "I wasn’t worried about Bruno [Fernandes]. I see him every day in training. I see how he prepares and is helping the team. He puts a lot on his shoulders. He is responsible for everything in the club. Today he was free. I told him to play well and enjoy it. Hopefully more to come." [MUTV] #mufc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:21am On Oct 31, 2024
🔴🇧🇷 Van Nistelrooy: "I was delighted for Casemiro".

"The way he has been training and helping the team, such an example, we are delighted to have him around. He was almost blamed for the Liverpool game. It is not fair, totally not true".

"He is an example for us".

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