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Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Is A Sick, Demented Fool For Her Nigeria Air Remarks by Jokerman(m): 10:11pm On Jul 19, 2018
Rossikki:
I'm tired of being polite to people who reason like animals.

How can you be wishing and praying for your own country to fail?

Is Buhari Nigeria? If because you hate Buhari you don't want anything he does to impact positively on the lives of Nigerians, then it means you are in it for yourself. You don't actually love Nigerians. You love yourself, and your own personal principles/ideology.

That makes you selfish, and unworthy of polite consideration.
What you said now can also be used to describe you and other BMC clowns...
Politics › Re: Abeokuta Flood: Amosun Warns Against Indiscriminate Building Of Houses, Refuses by Jokerman(m): 3:55pm On Jul 19, 2018
Dicksonpal:
small thing, just ask for Paris hotel. 2500-3000..flex with Ur babe.
Lol... thanks bro....thanks.... I just search... near custom office??
Politics › Re: Abeokuta Flood: Amosun Warns Against Indiscriminate Building Of Houses, Refuses by Jokerman(m): 3:38pm On Jul 19, 2018
Dicksonpal:
not far 70bucks
Ok thanks bro... God bless...
Politics › Re: Abeokuta Flood: Amosun Warns Against Indiscriminate Building Of Houses, Refuses by Jokerman(m): 3:17pm On Jul 19, 2018
Dicksonpal:
go to quarry
Wow thanks bro... please is quarry far from Kuto..or should I drop at the place before getting to Kuto coz I'm coming in from Lagos... I'm a first timer
Travel › Re: The Interiors Of The New Lagos Danfo Buses (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:10pm On Jul 19, 2018
madridguy:
Ambode should pack the dirt everywhere first before cholera start to dey kill people.
When will you go back to your own state of Ogun, and complain to Amosun??
Travel › Re: The Interiors Of The New Lagos Danfo Buses (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:08pm On Jul 19, 2018
This is beautiful... I propose those that will lose their jobs because of this change , should be given these new jobs... Registered and reoriented... so as to reduce crime...

Oh I forgot, cronies need to be employed first....
Gaming › Re: 10 Most Annoyingly Difficult Video Games Of All Time by Jokerman(m): 3:05pm On Jul 19, 2018
where's is PES and FIFA superstar AIhuh
Politics › Re: Abeokuta Flood: Amosun Warns Against Indiscriminate Building Of Houses, Refuses by Jokerman(m): 3:02pm On Jul 19, 2018
[quote author=amjokes post=69522238][/quote]Ok thanks... I'll try... God bless
Politics › Re: Abeokuta Flood: Amosun Warns Against Indiscriminate Building Of Houses, Refuses by Jokerman(m): 2:09pm On Jul 19, 2018
[quote author=amjokes post=69521739][/quote]Lol... bae... I saw them on Hotels.ng.. how much be my salary o... I just need the one of at least 4k a night, or if I can't get at Kuto, any place in Abeokuta, buh not too far from Olumo rock... thanks...
Politics › Re: Abeokuta Flood: Amosun Warns Against Indiscriminate Building Of Houses, Refuses by Jokerman(m): 1:54pm On Jul 19, 2018
JBismarck:
not too far and could be connected through taxi or okada.
Thanks please.... I just want to ask please, i can get a good hotel in that Kuto area....
Politics › Re: Abeokuta Flood: Amosun Warns Against Indiscriminate Building Of Houses, Refuses by Jokerman(m): 1:47pm On Jul 19, 2018
Oselu28:
10-15mins..... bike will be better, olumo rock is at itokun
Thanks please.... I just want to ask please, i can get a good hotel in that Kuto area....
Politics › Re: Abeokuta Flood: Amosun Warns Against Indiscriminate Building Of Houses, Refuses by Jokerman(m): 12:17pm On Jul 19, 2018
Sunkyboie:
this idiot Governor is deceiving himself that he is working in Ogun state
Lol...if Abeokuta the the state capital is like this, I wonder how other parts of Ogun state will be like....
Politics › Re: Abeokuta Flood: Amosun Warns Against Indiscriminate Building Of Houses, Refuses by Jokerman(m): 12:16pm On Jul 19, 2018
Abeokuta peeps please help... how far is Kuto to Olumo Rock, and is it possible to get there via public transportation??
Travel › Re: Mile 2/Apapa Expressway: The Agony Of Lagos Commuters by Jokerman(m): 12:13pm On Jul 19, 2018
Ambode sir... please do something... stop allowing godfathers to tie your hand... it's you people will call when your tenure ends.... Fashola is regarded as the best coz of his work....
Politics › Re: Why Was There No Jubilation When APC Won Ekiti State Election by Jokerman(m): 11:35pm On Jul 18, 2018
Mynd44:
Nah, these are reasons to postpone their cebrations until after the swearing in and the chances of intimidation will be reduced
You clown... why did sai buharistas celebrate before inauguration day??
Romance › Re: Why Do We Guys Enjoy Eating Fair Ladies Pussy Than Black Ones? by Jokerman(m): 7:05pm On Jul 18, 2018
seems I'm missing a lot... I'm too churchy
Travel › Traveling To Abeokuta.. Please Help! by Jokerman(op): 6:50pm On Jul 18, 2018
Good day Nairalanders..... I would be embarking on a 3 day trip with my fiancee... we are both on leave and we decided to visit the Olumo rock, and it's our first time to visit Abeokuta...

What I need are??

1. What area in Abeokuta is the olumo rock?

2. Where is the best area in Abeokuta to stay not too far from the rock... for instance a place like challenge or bodija in Ibadan.. a place a bit lively...

3. if possible too, a nice hotel with range of 4k...

Thanks so much..... We are moving in from Lagos...
Politics › Re: About 500 Members Dump PDP For APC by Jokerman(m): 2:38pm On Jul 18, 2018
PassingShot:
PDP is a regional party. After 2019, it will only control about five states in Nigeria and by 2023 it will struggle to control 2.

That party should be de-registered if possible. A party that brought blood, sorrow, pains and destruction to Nigeria for SIXTEEN good years doesn't deserve to exist.

Hang if you don't like my post. cool
Right now... APGA is better than PDP.... I believe SE will stick with APGA, and SS will stick with PDP... u don't expect Rivers or Deltans to vote for a muslim party na
Politics › Re: Soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Borno 3 Months After Wedding Introduction. Photo by Jokerman(m): 2:29pm On Jul 18, 2018
Imagine no weapons ....
Business › Re: "Nigerian Women Now Leading In Pools Betting". See Photos by Jokerman(m): 1:42pm On Jul 18, 2018
With all these increase, how do you expect Alabi not to go diabolical?
Politics › Re: Schools To Be Commissioned By Dino Melaye Burnt In Kogi. Photos by Jokerman(m): 10:14am On Jul 18, 2018
You burnt down a school?? A school?? my God... now I know why clowns like Buhari will always win elections....

Infact if you have hope on Nigeria, I think you are off all men most miserable.....
Sports › Re: Current European Top Teams New Signings For 2018/19 Season by Jokerman(m): 9:54am On Jul 18, 2018
Liverpool... Allison GK

Real Madrid... Courtois( incoming ), Hazard...
Romance › Re: All Spanish -fly. Postinor. Refnol. Tramadol And Man-power Users Will Go To Hell by Jokerman(m): 9:09pm On Jul 17, 2018
tashashiel:
Continue...
Jesus... Nigeria is so corrupt that people hardly believe truth these dayz. .... to be honest I don't know man power at all... I have never used it... doesn't mean I haven't had sex b4...
Romance › Re: All Spanish -fly. Postinor. Refnol. Tramadol And Man-power Users Will Go To Hell by Jokerman(m): 8:42pm On Jul 17, 2018
BiafranDel:
lol my guy oil dey your head. If you dey smoke weed, you no go dey think nonsense.

Alot of difference dey between weed smokers and hard drug users.

Weed users level of reasoning is way beyond those that use hard drugs.

We think better than they do.

If it's not weed or codiene, i ain't doing bro.

#weed is life.
You are destroying the temple of God... your body
Romance › Re: All Spanish -fly. Postinor. Refnol. Tramadol And Man-power Users Will Go To Hell by Jokerman(m): 8:41pm On Jul 17, 2018
tashashiel:
jokerman tongue
I know it's hard to believe... I don't know it coz I have never used it...
Politics › Re: 2019 General Elections Will Cost N242.4bn - Buhari Tells National Assembly by Jokerman(m): 8:35pm On Jul 17, 2018
Oga born to rule.... what about if you put such amount in education, and security and touris and healthcare and ICT and food...

Baba integrity...
Romance › Re: All Spanish -fly. Postinor. Refnol. Tramadol And Man-power Users Will Go To Hell by Jokerman(m): 7:31pm On Jul 17, 2018
tashashiel:
tell me yuh don't know
Honestly I don't... ...
Politics › Re: Oshiomole Swears In Prophet Jones Erue As Delta APC Chairman by Jokerman(m): 7:14pm On Jul 17, 2018
Lol... you expect Deltans to vote a Muslim party??
Sports › Re: WAFU Cup: Nigeria Loses 2019 Hosting Right To Senegal by Jokerman(m): 4:36pm On Jul 17, 2018
Who wants to come a country where people are killed, and it's leaders are inept??
Romance › Re: All Spanish -fly. Postinor. Refnol. Tramadol And Man-power Users Will Go To Hell by Jokerman(m): 3:41pm On Jul 17, 2018
Man power??

What exactly does it do? increase the joystick or stamina of a man??

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