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Romance › Re: Dear Men, Marriage Is Not The Greatest Achievement For A Woman! by Jokerman(m): 1:20pm On Jul 28, 2018
Only failed miserable women will tell you marriage isn't the greatest achievement for a woman....

Well many people know more than God these days anyways....
Politics › Re: Photos Of A Soldier Killed By Boko Haram Yesterday by Jokerman(m): 11:52am On Jul 28, 2018
This is bad.... may God keep the remaining soldiers.... however why always Southerners.... angry
Health › Re: Nigerian Villages Are Suffering, Government Not Doing Enough — WIN Foundation by Jokerman(m): 11:52pm On Jul 27, 2018
They should check out villages Yoruba Muslims occupy the most especially in areas in Ogun state, Osun, Oyo etc and you begin to wonder why these guys keep supporting Buhari....
Romance › Re: This Money For My Baby Mama Upkeep - Photos by Jokerman(m): 9:17pm On Jul 27, 2018
maga don pay Sha....
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa’s Goal Ranked 8th Best At World Cup by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Jul 27, 2018
IntrovertedK:
you are right. Messi has never won it. I know you don't know that him and neymar has 5 nominations each since 2009. If Giroud can win puska award, then how hard is it for overrated penaldo to get on the list. It numbers from 1 to 10. It's a big shame for a person that win 4 ballon d'or with a club never to have any wonderful goal all through his stay in the club. Yet if we call him penaldo, headnaldo, tapnaldo your likes run mad at the sight of such name. He won his only puska all shall we say featured in anything puska only at man united ever since he left the club all he does is score free goals. And as for his goal against Juve. Let's see him on the list first.
Lol... as it stands now....

Ronaldo puskas 1
Messi puskas 0

Kapish??
Politics › Is Lagos As Developed As Johannesburg?? by Jokerman(op): 4:50pm On Jul 27, 2018
Recently, we just saw that Lagos reached a revenue of 34bn Naira...

Now with all these figures, I want to ask why Lagos hasn't improved on some social amenities for it's teeming citizens.... in the following areas...

1. Effective transportation ( Rail, roads etc )
2. Hospitals
3. Schools
4. Tourist attractions

What could be the cause in the lack of these things??

1. is it population??
2. Payment of Salaries??
3. Location...

However we all know Ambode is doing well, though Fashola is the best to me anyways...
Sports › Re: Chelsea Puts £62m Price Tag On Alvaro Morata by Jokerman(m): 4:05pm On Jul 27, 2018
Headrata... Awon ti chamakh and bendtner and alaidjere and Giroud.... grin
Politics › Re: Tax Evasion: Peter Obi Invited, As He Presents 20-Year Tax Clearance by Jokerman(m): 11:20am On Jul 27, 2018
orobs93:
if pdp really means well why not allow Peter obi become their candidate
Because they would use religion to scuttle his votes in the north and some parts in the southwest... You ought to know a lot of Nigerians aren't educated enuf....
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa’s Goal Ranked 8th Best At World Cup by Jokerman(m): 8:05am On Jul 27, 2018
IntrovertedK:
same way overrated headnaldo has bn breaking records with goals buh got no nomination in the FIFA puskas award since 2009.
Has overrated pessi ever won any puskas award?? hope you know Ronaldo might win it again with his goal against Juve?
Politics › Re: Buhari Says Law Must Punish All Wrongdoers, But Fails To Act On Adeosun by Jokerman(m): 7:50am On Jul 27, 2018
Even Jonathan punished his own appointees, so did Obj and Yaradua... buh this fraudulent man refuses to do any. ..
Politics › Re: ... The Double Standard Of House Minority Leader Femi Gbajabiamila (APC, Lagos) by Jokerman(m): 7:48am On Jul 27, 2018
You expect truth from a Yoruba man??
Crime › Re: Nigerian Prince Arrested For Scamming Hundreds Of Job Seekers In New York(Pics) by Jokerman(m): 7:11am On Jul 27, 2018
Benin guyhuh na wa.... US wire fraud are always yorubas naw....
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole To APC Reps: If You Want To Go To PDP, Go! by Jokerman(m): 9:09pm On Jul 26, 2018
madridguy:
Muhammadu Buhari Has No Free Money To Dash Us, But He Has Better Future To Give All Us .
Lol... Buhari wey no get any foundation, na him get future for pple??
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa’s Goal Ranked 8th Best At World Cup by Jokerman(m): 5:40pm On Jul 26, 2018
tesppidd:
sure he can score 40 yarders.
sure he can score bicycle kicks.
sure he can score headers.


but for messi's first and second touch close controls for that goal, ronaldo wouldn't keep that ball in control.

not a second to haggle with you.

bye.
No time to argue with Barcelona fans... buh if footballers like Berbatov, Ibrahimovic, Van persie can do similar touches like Messi did, then I don't know what you think by saying Ronaldo can't, lol... a touch he did against Milan, and against Ajax... ok o..
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke's WAEC Result & Testimonial Released By Ede Muslim High School by Jokerman(m): 5:38pm On Jul 26, 2018
At least he released something...

When will Adeosun release her NYSC cert (original)??

When will Buhari release his??
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa’s Goal Ranked 8th Best At World Cup by Jokerman(m): 5:34pm On Jul 26, 2018
tesppidd:
nothing spectacular about a dead ball situation from 20 yards. its either you score or you dont.

am not about to stay a messi/ronaldo debate.

99 percent of footballers including ronaldo would lose the ball after that messi's first touch.
Ronaldo would miss that Messi first touch??

No time to argue with you bro...
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa’s Goal Ranked 8th Best At World Cup by Jokerman(m): 5:26pm On Jul 26, 2018
tesppidd:
Some wonderfully created eediots want to turn this again into a Messi/Ronaldo thing.

Some beautifully made magas.

No single free kick in the tournament was better than Messi's goal.

Musa's goal came from a cross of not more than 20 yards away.

Messi's goal came from a cross of about 40 yards away.

The control Messi had on that cross could only be done by only a very few players at the world if any at all.

If only his name wasn't Messi that goal would be top 3 at the world cup.

If only his name wasn't Messi.
That Ronaldo freekick was way ahead of Messi goal... precision, opposition, expectations and timing of the free kick....
Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Vs Bola Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 3:35pm On Jul 26, 2018
deomelo:
So, Saraki is ipob's new super hero, Idol and role model?


When you hate so much, when you are always bitter, angry and frustrated, when you are lost and have zero sense of worth and belonging, you jump into the gutter and swim with scums and dirty elements like your kind.


In fact, is Saraki for your own interest, hopes and desires as a people? the answer is No



Sorry people still in the wilderness...


grin grin grin grin
Amaechi's lackey... we've heard you....
Romance › Re: Is It Ethical For A Lady To Go On Dates While In Relationship? by Jokerman(m): 3:21pm On Jul 26, 2018
PUSSYHOE:
So you will permit your gf to see other guys if she inform you?
Are you minding the woman wrapper....
Romance › Re: Seun Is My Boy by Jokerman(m): 8:35am On Jul 26, 2018
Where my Adriano and Giggs..... embarassed
Politics › Re: How Ex-pres. Jonathan Cancelled Baro Port & Divert N19 Billions To ND Ministry by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On Jul 25, 2018
How does this deter me from voting out the cursed head in Aso rock??
Sports › Re: Football Stars Attend Cesc Fabregas's Post-Wedding Party In Ibiza (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:38am On Jul 25, 2018
Na Ronaldo wedding go make sense pass cause of the kind of dignitaries wey go show....
Romance › Re: Is It Normal For My Wife To Have A Male Best Friend? by Jokerman(m): 6:52am On Jul 25, 2018
Best friends with a manhuh ok o..... grin
Politics › Re: This 20 Year Old Cultist Kills For ₦10k Each And Wears Hijab To Kill Targets by Jokerman(m): 11:18pm On Jul 24, 2018
I thought hijab is for holy muslimshuh
Sports › Re: Will You Still Watch El Clasico Without The Rivalry Between Messi And Ronaldo? by Jokerman(m): 8:43pm On Jul 24, 2018
without CR7 ,it's like a Plastico not a Clasico....

However the watching will be reduced though...
Politics › Re: Photos From Mass Burial Of Soldiers Killed By Boko Haram by Jokerman(m): 5:50pm On Jul 24, 2018
With all these images, and you still want people to vote for Buhari??
Politics › Re: 22 Members Of Kano Assembly Decamp To PDP. by Jokerman(m): 4:51pm On Jul 24, 2018
Jesus!!! if this is true ehn.... Buhari odabo.... if only you first listened to Tinubu, you won't be in all this mess.... buh your cursed head and cabal refuse...

However, Nigerians will be very grateful if you lose and disappear from our space.....
Sports › How Much Footballers Charge Per Instagram Post by Jokerman(op): 3:45pm On Jul 24, 2018
This is massive o.....

How much footballers reportedly charge for a sponsored Instagram post:

1.Cristiano Ronaldo: $750,000
2.Neymar Jr.: $600,000
3.Leo Messi: $500,000
4.David Beckham: $300,000
5.Gareth Bale: $185,000

Crazy money.

https://mbasic.facebook.com/story.php?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C7989081181
Romance › Re: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by Jokerman(m): 2:38pm On Jul 24, 2018
khiaa:
The bottom line is, if his pen.is isn't coming in contact with her clit, she's not going to have an orgasm. Some girls can make themselves have an orgasm mentally but guys, you need to work on your positions and strokes. undecided
Where is the clit located or is it the same as Gspot?

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