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PoliticsRe: RUTF: UNICEF Identifies 300,000 Malnourished Children In Kwara by Jokerman(op): 8:56am On May 22, 2025
helinues:
0-9 years children in Kwara state are less than 800k yet this report is telling us that 40%+ of the children are malnourished.
So UNICEF report is wrong??

Are you from Kwara State? Or na only Ilorin dey for Kwara ni?
PoliticsRe: I Have Never Sough Audience With President Tinubu Over Fidelity Bank - Peter Obi by Jokerman(m): 7:46am On May 22, 2025
We know Sir

Pay no attention to spinners and money hungry lapdogs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:35am On May 22, 2025
Hopefully the Qataris can come back to the negotiation table
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:16pm On May 21, 2025
The only manager in Manchester United history to win a European trophy in his first season.

The only manager in Manchester United history to win 2 trophies in his first season.

With every puppet their retarded fans chose to support, his legacy grows stronger.🙂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:07pm On May 21, 2025
I don't know if I should call Bruno a bottler in united shirt or not considering how great he has been.

Please next season, Amorin should get his players and do away with all these mainoo and other clowns like Shaw, Lindeloaf etc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham vs Manchester United: Europa League Final (1 - 0) On 21st May 2025 by Jokerman(m): 10:02pm On May 21, 2025
I don't know if I should call Bruno a Bottler in this United shirt or not
PoliticsRe: RUTF: UNICEF Identifies 300,000 Malnourished Children In Kwara by Jokerman(op): 7:41pm On May 21, 2025
And the governor was just celebrating longest flagpole some days ago.... 🫤
PoliticsRe: See The Atiku Ticket That Will Unseat Tinubu Before 12 In 2027 by Jokerman(op): 7:40pm On May 21, 2025
helinues:
It can't..Even Peter Obi with Obama or Trump, it can't defeat president Tinubu.

Some of you might be thinking it's over confident because we are planning to rig. Rigging is out of the options.

The opposition don't need to see or reason with whatever president Tinubu might be doing, but you see the real voters that would benefit from them directly, I am yet to see which story the opposition/coalition will tell to convince them
What about this ticket??

Since Atiku is so obsessed with Obi? 😂

PoliticsRUTF: UNICEF Identifies 300,000 Malnourished Children In Kwara by Jokerman(op): 7:35pm On May 21, 2025
The United Nations Children’s Fund has identified 300,000 malnourished Kwara children and will begin using the ready-to-use therapeutic food to salvage their health

UNICEF’s country representative, Christian Munduate, stated this in Ilorin while speaking at the handover ceremony of the RUTF.

She said UNICEF and the Kwara government partnered to deploy 3,964 cartons of the RUTF to combat child malnutrition in the state.

“The initiative funded through the Child Nutrition Fund indicates the commitment of both partners to improve child health and address severe acute malnutrition among children in the state,” she said.

According to her, the challenge of over 40 per cent of children being stunted and nearly 300,000 children being affected by wasting requires urgent action to address these issues.

Ms Munduate explained that UNICEF and Kwara were partnering to combat malnutrition, particularly during the critical first 1,000 days of life.

She observed that the current management of severe acute malnutrition in Kwara was limited to a few health facilities, adding that it needs to be expanded to more facilities to reach more children.

She disclosed that the Kwara government’s contribution of 100,000 Dollars matched by UNICEF to procure the RUTF for treatment “is a major stride and highly commendable”.

“This initiative is lifesaving for children suffering from severe acute malnutrition and wasting,” stated the UNICEF official.

Earlier in her welcome address, Mary Arinde, the Kwara commissioner for planning and economic development, reiterated the importance of good nutrition for children’s mental and physical development.

https://gazettengr.com/rutf-unicef-identifies-300000-malnourished-children-in-kwara/

PoliticsRe: Ogun, Oyo Indigenes Top Criminal Suspects Arrested In Lagos – Attorney General by Jokerman(op): 7:15pm On May 21, 2025
How can Ogun state with high IGR be criminalising in Lagos state?
PoliticsRe: Ogun, Oyo Indigenes Top Criminal Suspects Arrested In Lagos – Attorney General by Jokerman(op): 7:12pm On May 21, 2025
We now know the states constituting nuisance in our state of Lagos.

Now to send them back to Ogun and Oyo soon
PoliticsOgun, Oyo Indigenes Top Criminal Suspects Arrested In Lagos – Attorney General by Jokerman(op): 7:09pm On May 21, 2025
The Lagos State government has revealed that Ogun and Oyo indigenes top the criminal suspects arrested across the state between January 2024 and May 2025.

The top three crime locations in Lagos are Ikeja, Lagos Island, and Lekki.

The Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice, Lawal Pedro SAN, revealed this on Wednesday at the ongoing ministerial press briefing to mark the second year of the second term of Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu’s administration.

Pedro said that in order to increase efficiency in the criminal justice system in the state, the government has leveraged technology and new initiatives in the Ministry of Justice, notwithstanding the challenges presented by other agencies involved in the criminal justice system.

“We aim to integrate technology into crime prevention, investigation, and trial, including the creation of virtual rooms within the Ministry of Justice to protect witnesses and reduce costs.

“Lagos Criminal Information System (LCIS) is a major initiative and achievement of the Ministry of Justice. The LCIS was created and has been perfected as a platform to automate the processes and procedures within the Criminal Justice System in Lagos State
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https://guardian.ng/news/nigeria/metro/ogun-oyo-indigenes-top-criminal-suspects-arrested-in-lagos-govt/
grin

PoliticsRe: See The Atiku Ticket That Will Unseat Tinubu Before 12 In 2027 by Jokerman(op): 7:07pm On May 21, 2025
helinues:
Atiku can't serve one term.. Would another northerner be allowed to serve another 8 years?
So this ticket shown in the picture can unseat Jagaban or what??

Ok what about Atiku and Mikel Obi? 😹
PoliticsSee The Atiku Ticket That Will Unseat Tinubu Before 12 In 2027 by Jokerman(op): 6:53pm On May 21, 2025
Since Atiku needs a coalition...

This one will defeat Tinubu before 12pm 😹

CrimeRe: Man Who Burnt A Bible & Posted Video On Social Media Found Shot Dead In Brazil by Jokerman(m): 8:10pm On May 20, 2025
Beremx:
Werey burn the Bible and he was killed afterwards. What is there to say again?
He got his punishment on earth before reaching hell fire.
May his disturbed soul rest in peace
No peace for him even in the afterlife... Day and night..

What a terrible thing to go to hell prison... I'm shuddered even thinking of it
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Abia State Government Buildings Undergoing Renovation by Jokerman(m): 8:54am On May 16, 2025
I hope tomorrow when he wants to contest for Presidency, they won't ask him why he didn't build new structures o
PoliticsRe: Top 10 Highest Paying Countries For Doctor's Salaries by Jokerman(m): 6:36pm On May 15, 2025
MonthlySalary:
Africa is a 3rd world country both in economy and technology... The countries you listed up are in the 1st world.

You can't expect to earn like those in first world countries when your expertise is not up to their own experience. Let's be realistic
But cursed Politicians in 3rd world countries can earn like those in 1st world countries ba?
RomanceRe: Maami Igbagbo: Adult Film Star Turns Born Again, Seeks Husband (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 4:47pm On May 15, 2025
Didi2d:
But you still dey collect royalties from xxxx.com for bluefilm
Lol 😂
RomanceRe: Maami Igbagbo: Adult Film Star Turns Born Again, Seeks Husband (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:26pm On May 15, 2025
Are Celestials born again??

I thought you were talking of Chosen, Deeper life or cac
PoliticsRe: 30% Of Lagos Civil Servants Sent Abroad For Training Fail To Return; Commission by Jokerman(m): 2:23pm On May 15, 2025
ARISHEM:
Maybe training to Zimbabwe or Kenya or Liberia. Because if it’s Canada or USA the commission will wait taya
Lol... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: 30% Of Lagos Civil Servants Sent Abroad For Training Fail To Return; Commission by Jokerman(m): 2:22pm On May 15, 2025
If na you, you go come back to suffer head 😹

You sent an engineer to learn more skills, and he got there and start earning 2/3m per month, and you want him to come back to 150k per month?

Jonsers
PoliticsRe: 30% Of Lagos Civil Servants Sent Abroad For Training Fail To Return; Commission by Jokerman(m): 2:21pm On May 15, 2025
AfricanA31:
But why do we making it look like Nigeria is never going to work
Tell yourself the truth please.
PoliticsRe: Renew Hope Has Finally Reach Winner's Chapel Headquarters. by Jokerman(m): 11:55pm On May 14, 2025
How is this renewed hope??

Una wan claim everything now
PoliticsRe: Lagos Guber: Seyi Tinubu, Gbajabiamila, Alausa, Obasa, Others Top List As Search by Jokerman(m): 11:54pm On May 14, 2025
fergie001:
When will someone from the Lagos West axis of Ojo/Badagry/Amuwo-Odofin get it?

Anyways, Our Daddy knows the person, when the time comes...he will select the person, we trust in his belief to harness talents.
Lol... 🤣
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Introduce Monthly Rent Payment System by Jokerman(m): 11:53pm On May 14, 2025
It can work.

Someone collecting 70K salary want to be paying 50 or 60k per month??

Let this government do reasonable thing now
PoliticsRe: Looking For Tinubu Legacy Project As Lagos State Governor by Jokerman(op): 8:01am On May 14, 2025
You're asking me to list 5 infrastructures built by Tinubu in Lagos State.

I know you're asking this question because you know that Tinubu did not build stadium, brewery, airport, specialist hospital, rail line or flyover.

But are you aware that Tinubu established LAWMA, LASTMA, RIP, MNSE, ICAN, ICON, OFR, GCFR, GCON AND PHD.

He alo discovered Fashola, Ambode, Osibanjo, Sanwo-Eko, Bukky Wright, MC Oluomo, Sangol, etc

😹😹😹
PoliticsRe: Why Is It That Govt Don't Beg Us To Join CBN, CAC, Etc But Beg Us To Join Army? by Jokerman(m): 7:51am On May 14, 2025
Government think they can brainwash all youths like they do some youths .. who don't know they are eating away their lives
PoliticsRe: FEC Endorses Life Insurance For Tinubu, Shettima, Gbajabiamila, Akume, Ministers by Jokerman(m): 7:50am On May 14, 2025
Yarimo

Helinues

Donperignon
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Question Tompolo Over Alleged Naira Abuse by Jokerman(m): 3:00pm On May 12, 2025
Lol... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Looking For Tinubu Legacy Project As Lagos State Governor by Jokerman(op): 2:54pm On May 12, 2025
Burob:
Dey wait for legacy project since u no get work.
Then never you ask for Atiku or Obi or Kwankwaso project again...
PoliticsRe: APC's Muslim-Muslim Ticket Gave Obi Attention, Visibility He Got In 2023- Sowore by Jokerman(m): 7:28am On May 12, 2025
Judolisco:
facts no be attack
So why is he not criticizing Atiku or even the Tinubu??

Why Obi all the time then?

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