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Politics › Re: For 40yrs We Had Northern Leaders, Yet More Poverty In The North, Why? by Jokerman(m): 4:49pm On Jun 02, 2016
They built mosques and Ile kewu where dey brainwash them into islamic jihad....

Thieves like Ibb, Buhari, Abdulsalam, Abacha needs to be flogged for destroying d north..

Obasanjo built 25 universities in the SW
He built 10 Libraries
He constructed 20, 000km roads
He never stole a dime...

Kill yasef...
Politics › Re: Ogoniland Clean-up: Govt. Will No Longer Tolerate Oil Theft – Buhari by Jokerman(m): 4:41pm On Jun 02, 2016
Are u talking of Arepo or at Ikorodu??
Politics › Re: Metuh: Temper Justice With Mercy, PDP Begs CJN by Jokerman(m): 7:58am On May 30, 2016
Go to Mecure to buy ur drugs or go to Akwa ibom to receive ur treatment. .. u must first answer for ur crimes...
.D way Buhari will answer for his in no distant time...
Career › Re: Achieving The Dream Career: My Story, My Lessons by Jokerman(m): 8:19pm On May 29, 2016
Please I m a graduate of Mechanical engineering. ... I am at cross roads now. I would really need a job buh I dont ve much experience.... and my age is going fast. . my crossroad is this..
Should I apply for some professional trainings or go for Msc??

Thanks for replies.. note I already have a certification on HSSE 3... Right now I m considering going for training at AETI... I have been outa school since 2013, no engineering job save teaching. ..

So, masters or professional training?? thankz for replies
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by Jokerman(m): 8:47pm On May 28, 2016
Barcelona fans go dey vex now... not because dey hate Madrid. .. they just do not want Ronaldo to win world best... A ye yin!!!

Hala Madrid
Certification And Training Adverts › Re: Professional Training Courses In Mechanical Engineering by Jokerman(m): 11:54am On May 19, 2016
I m a mechanical engineering graduate o.. and I need professional skills or certifications. .... Please help...
Politics › Re: Falsehood in APC Fuel Price :Real Cost Of Petrol Breakdown ...by Tam David West by Jokerman(m): 11:44am On May 19, 2016
Everyone knows APC needs the change im fuel price to settle demselves...
Politics › Re: Nigeria Practising A Pseudo Democracy Under Buhari – Ezekwesili by Jokerman(m): 11:38am On May 19, 2016
buharisbae:
woman could u just shut the fvck up for once?? undecided

I use to appreciate u buh see urself now
Is she wronghuh
Politics › Re: Throwback Photo Of Pres. Muhammadu Buhari by Jokerman(m): 11:35am On May 19, 2016
Huh.... how does did help d economy? ?
Politics › Re: Amina Ali Flies Presidential Jet To Meet Buhari by Jokerman(m): 11:31am On May 19, 2016
hahaha... by the time govt are thru with all ds gimmicks eh... I just hope many eyes will be open...

Christians, Christians, Christians. .. wen will your eyes openhuh?
Politics › Re: "Chibokgirls Are Well Secured & Protected To Stop The Army From Rescuing Them" by Jokerman(m): 11:25am On May 19, 2016
APC government. .. I fear una! Just know that God isnt sleeping... Everyone reaps wat he/she sows... just like how the thieving PDP crooks are reaping deirs now...

I wonder how a gurl will go and fetch firewood all alone in the bush.. like how?? even wen dey know d Army is looking for them??
If true, good news buh know nothing remains hidden forever, learn from d travails of d said biggest party in Africa...
Politics › Re: Breaking News Ayuba Waaba Faction Of NLC Stage Wallk Out.. by Jokerman(m): 12:03am On May 18, 2016
redsconsult:
Obey court order or you will be arested ..govt tells nlc leader...this is democracy where the rule of law must be respected



Nigerians dont want subsidy... all we seek for is better life and prosperity for all not prosperity for few...
Bro. . wat about the rule of law on this pple..
Nnammdi Kanu
Ffk
Saraki etc...

And so its better to buy fuel at 150 and no increments in masses welfarehuh
Politics › Re: Kachikwu, State Governors Forced Buhari To Hike Fuel Price - FG Official by Jokerman(m): 8:44pm On May 15, 2016
I knew Buhari was always clueless and has no political will to do anything. He is not a man of his words neither does he have any yeye integrity. ....

So state governors forced ds guy like dey did Gej..lmao..

Buhari sef
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Jokerman(m): 11:22pm On May 12, 2016
Crossover is an innovative financial microfinanance/mortgage institution offering various financial products and services
Crossover Microfinance Bank is recruiting to fill the position of:

Job Title: Relationship Officer
Location: Lagos
Department: Business Development

Job Summary (Job Objective)
To form and manage group of clients for the purpose of accessing credit from the bank and also to collect loan and savings installments.
Duties & Responsibilities
Creates and manages new groups, Majorly women, for the purpose of accessing credit.
Work towards achieving minimum of twenty groups within the first four months.
Ensure that all members of each group make complete payments of weekly installments.
Maintain good relationships with corresponding banks.
Attend group weekly meetings for the purpose of collecting savings and loan repayments while managing new members.
To prepare credit proposal for each structured group after the group eligibility criteria are met.

Requirements
Minimum Educational Qualification:
Bachelor degree or HND in a related discipline and has worked in a microfinance .
OND/NCE with a minimum of 3 year group lending experience and has worked in a microfinance bank can as well applied.
Minimum Experience:
Minimum of one (1) year group lending experience is essential for Bachelor degree or HND holders.
Technical Knowledge Required:
Excellent industry knowledge.
Group lending Knowledge.
Knowledge of competition.
Skills & Behavioural Competencies Required:
Sound relationship skills.
Charismatic personality/Good carriage.
Teachable and Adaptable
Integrity/Impeccable character.
Sound credit, sales/marketing skills.
Communication Skills.

Salary & Benefits
Very competitive. Above industry average.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV's to: info@crossovermb.com

Application Deadline 20th May, 2016.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Jokerman(m): 11:20pm On May 12, 2016
ZOCODE Limited is established is a Business Resources Provider, we to deliver corporate solutions in Training, Process and Business modeling and Automation using Software.
We tell less stories and deliver more results. One of our values is "Customer Satisfaction"
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Supply Chain Officer II
Location: Lagos
Job Description
We are looking for dynamic, smart and highly motivated candidates who can work with less supervision.

Requirements
Candidate Must be a graduate (B.Sc/HND) in Business Administration, Economics and other relevant field.
Must have a good analytical skill.
Must have a good reporting skill.
Should be able to:
Plan delivery timetables.
Monitoring stock levels
Tracking products through depots to make sure they arrive at their destination
Overseeing arrival of shipments
Ensuring stores have enough stock
Making sure suppliers have enough stock to meet demand
Overseeing the ordering and packaging process

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their application letter and CV's to:
recruitment@zocoderesources.com

Note: Only qualified applicants will be invited
Application Deadline 31st May, 2016.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Jokerman(m): 11:17pm On May 12, 2016
The Igbinedion Education Centre was founded by Sir Gabriel Osawaru Igbinedion (The Esama of Benin Kingdom) and Lady Cherry Igbinedion
The institution is located in the heart of the ancient historical Benin Kingdom. Our sprawling buildings and grounds sit majestically and beautifully on 100 acres of land. Benin is itself one of the most renowned places

Igbinedion Education Centre is recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Guidance Counsellor (Secondary School)
Location: Benin
Requirements
Candidates should possess B.Sc/B.Ed in Guidance and Counseling field.
Minimum of Five (5) years post-qualification experience.

Job Title: Art Teacher
Location: Benin
Requirements
A good first Degree in Art.
Minimum of Five (5) years teaching experience.

Job Title: Music Teacher
Location: Benin
Requirements
A good Degree in Music education.
Minimum of Five (5) years teaching experience.

Job Title: Orchestra Teacher
Location: Benin
Requirements
A good Degree in Music Education with a minimum of Five (5) years teaching experience.
Ability to play two or more musical instruments will be an advantage.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their Application along with Four (4) Passport photographs, recommendations from Three (3) referees and photocopies of Credentials of the applicant to:
The Deputy Chairman,
Igbinedion Education Centre,
P.O. Box 524,
Benin City,
Edo State.
Application Deadline 31st May, 2016.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FrieslandCampina WAMCO Nigeria Plc Young Professionals Programme 2016 by Jokerman(m): 11:13pm On May 12, 2016
so no work for 3rd class.... isnt this cheatinghuh
Politics › Re: Kano Youths Burn Gaya And Muhmud's Houses During Protest (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:19am On May 12, 2016
omenka:
When would iPod yoots stop protesting in support of Yorubas, Hausas, Fulanis, Ijaws, Idomas, Igbos, etc, who are corrupt??

At least, ignoring them is a lot better than protesting for them.

I'm not your problem. Go look for what is and fix yourself.

Good night.
Loolsss... like d way u protested over Amaechi and tinubu and saraki right?? d joke is on you..

U said wen Gej removed subsidy that he was corrupt?? Remember GEJ was sworn in may 2011, and subsidy was removed January 2012... wat signs showed he was corrupt just under 6months.. mr omenka?? judge ursef

Now Buhari has spent a year, and dea are visible signs of corruption (CBN recruitment and FOREX shady deals, plus Saraki's case)..and yet u support d subsidy removal nowhuh

Omenka, Fear Allah!
Politics › Re: Tompolo Awards Oil Pipeline Vandalism Contract To NDA by Jokerman(m): 11:33pm On May 11, 2016
Stop using the name of the LordJesus Christ in vain.. muslim!!!!
Politics › Re: Kano Youths Burn Gaya And Muhmud's Houses During Protest (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:29pm On May 11, 2016
When will the yorubas like Mynd, Omenka et al, burn d houses of ds yoruba thieving reps and leaders for wat dey have done to dem and deir generation. .

Obasanjo
Remi tinubu
Buruji kashamu
Bukola saraki
FFK
Fashole
Ahmed Tinubu... etc...

Awoooolll!!!! wither you dia! dey re saints.... only jonathan, Ibori, Alams, stealer oduah, Diezanni, Tompolo etc have stolen...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Mechanical Engr. Graduate... by Jokerman(m): 3:15pm On May 10, 2016
Am with you bro... any links pls help out too
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Is Yet To Condemn The Avengers by Jokerman(m): 11:15am On May 07, 2016
When will you pple leave Jonathan alone?? Well if ur president is so concern, let him contract Jonathan to negotiate with the NDA, just as Buhari was contracted....
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by Jokerman(m): 8:58pm On May 05, 2016
airsaylongcon:
Misplaced? or tweak? i don't know how you can misplace an IMEI
Misplaced through tweaking...
Politics › Re: Senate: 5-year Jail Term For Randy Lecturers On The Way by Jokerman(m): 7:28pm On May 04, 2016
What about lecturers that collect sortinghuh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help Me Review My Cv by Jokerman(m): 1:34pm On May 04, 2016
ideology:
send your cv to
Thanks bro... I m jokerman... I send you the Amed CV thanks..
Phones › Re: How To Use Etisalat Blackberry Plan On Android And PC by Jokerman(m): 12:31am On May 01, 2016
fredie107:
Rocking my airtel 3gig for 1k on my Android. Powers all apps
Bro... are u using a non mtk dev
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by Jokerman(m): 12:24am On May 01, 2016
Can I get bk my original IMEI number after I misplaced it ... Samsung gt I1900... thanks
Phones › Re: Issues Of MTN 100&150 Unlimited Plan by Jokerman(m): 12:39pm On Apr 25, 2016
Download proxy server. . then connect it...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Graduate Training Invite? by Jokerman(m): 7:50pm On Apr 20, 2016
Carmal90:
pls who got thus same mssg as me









Dear Candidate, You have been shortlisted as an eligible candidate for our 2016 Graduate Engineers Training Scheme (GETS). Please come to the following venue for a written test. Details are as follows: Venue: Dangote Agrosack, Plot 3, Oba Akran Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos Date: Friday May 6, 2015<%20%20> Time: 10:30 a.m.<%20%20> prompt You are required to come along with the following original credentials (and photocopies) for sighting & verification: 1. Valid means of Identification 2. Birth certificate or certified true declaration of age 3. Secondary School Leaving Certificate 4. Certificate 5. NYSC Certificate or Exemption Letter 6. Two recent passport size photographs (against white background) 7. Writing Materials (HB pencil, Eraser, Biro) 8. Scientific calculator Please be punctual! Call... for further enquires. Kindly acknowledge receipt of this mail and confirm attendance to same. Best Wishes! GETS 2016 Recruitment

mynd44 lalasticlala seun
Bro can u send a copy of ur cv to me.. pls... Kristiengeorgi@yahoo.com..
Will highly appreciate it... fenks
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sad But True Fact Most Nigerian Graduates Face Everyday(pic) by Jokerman(m): 7:48pm On Apr 20, 2016
Lolssss.... d thing tire person

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