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Politics › Re: Aishat Buhari’s Book: Guests Refuse To Disclose Donations by Jokerman(m): 9:50am On Apr 15, 2016
Thieves....
Politics › Re: Chibok Girls Story Resurgence! A Sign Of Anger From The West by Jokerman(m): 12:30am On Apr 15, 2016
lolsss.... who doesnt know d west are mad dogs.. however how do you refute this claims. .

Shiites massacre
Fulani terrorism
Ipob killings...

Are dey also signs of anger?? Hope you know dey will still bring them up against d dullard??
Phones › Re: How To Get Airtel 4GB Data For N1500 With Free N2,600 – Works On All Devices by Jokerman(m): 7:31pm On Apr 12, 2016
Please I just got a new sim and got d 1gb.. buh it aint browsing.. Please is it a nite planhuh
Business › Re: CBN Averts Closure Of 200 Manufacturing Firms Through Forex Access by Jokerman(m): 5:57am On Apr 11, 2016
modath:
This is great news but some that have plucked out their eyes so they won't see nothing "good" till 2023 will still find holes to pick in this .

Anyway, make dem wail on, Ko Kan Aiye.. cool
They should have continued to make d forex available to only Aisha Buhari so dat she can sell her black market wella...
So if d companies didnt threaten, this govt wont do the right thing ...
Travel › Re: Single Women Are Not Allowed To Lodge In Most Hotels In Kano State- BBC Reporter by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On Apr 09, 2016
amokeme:
somethings I read online tho... so let's say I go to a state iv never been to before or know anyone for maybe an interview or a business meeting, please where is suitable for me to stay? Under the bridgehuh Smh.
I can accommodate you in my hut! I ve a wooden bed...
Business › Re: Panama Papers: Dangote And Sayyu Dantata Linked To Shell Companies In Tax Havens by Jokerman(m): 12:14am On Apr 08, 2016
silibaba:
no wonder what. do you how God will judge us?
No thief and liar will ever see God except dey repent.. don't b deceived bro...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Ask Area Of Concentration Before An Interview? ? by Jokerman(op): 12:11am On Apr 08, 2016
Thanks sirs
Jobs/Vacancies › Should I Ask Area Of Concentration Before An Interview? ? by Jokerman(op): 5:39pm On Apr 07, 2016
Please experienced personnel in the forum... is it wise to ask a prospective employer about an area of concentration before an interview, so as to get ready properly. . thanks. ..
Politics › Re: Panama Papers: David Mark Denies Having Eight Offshore Companies by Jokerman(m): 5:31pm On Apr 07, 2016
For the Iceland prime minister to resign...
For authorities to investigate UEFA and infantino...

My guy panama papers is real... buh having a second tot... it cud be another western propaganda. ..
Business › Re: Panama Papers: Dangote And Sayyu Dantata Linked To Shell Companies In Tax Havens by Jokerman(m): 5:26pm On Apr 07, 2016
No wonder rich men will find it hard to enter heaven...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Horivac Co Ltd by Jokerman(op): 9:17pm On Apr 05, 2016
apheyz:
I have PM'd you, reply with your phone number, lets discuss
08130988686... whatsapp..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Horivac Co Ltd by Jokerman(op): 3:45pm On Apr 05, 2016
apheyz:
how was the interview?

Can u please enlighten us about the company? what they do? their pay package?
Interview went well perhaps... did written and oral.. for d written, I had 30/50.. I believe j passed dat.. I was asked Gmat English , Maths and general engineering where I began to crack my small brain dat has other problems on it for Newtons equations of motion, tensile stress etc. ..

An engineer came for the interview. . he didnt even ask me about how I worked etc.. he just started with 200- 300 level mechanics.. I tried my best, later he said I m not answering like an engineer... lolssss.. I tire.....

and for how much with all dese mountainous qyestions... I wont say sha.. mai no discorage pple...

I heard one wud still write technical report...
.D salary no reach 70k o.. oga crixtex...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Horivac Co Ltd by Jokerman(op): 3:30pm On Apr 04, 2016
Thanks. . I m sorry bout that... someone gave me the link to submit my cv on Saturday. .. I got d invite today, I had to call to shift it to Tuesday which is tomorrow. . however if anyone wants the link here it is... I think dey need engineers especially fresh grads though. ..

Send CV to Adewuyiayobami @gmail.com...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Horivac Co Ltd by Jokerman(op): 2:43pm On Apr 04, 2016
110 views.. no help!! Haba... u guys shud pls save soul o... plsss...
Education › Re: NDDC 2016 Postgraduate Foreign Scholarship Application Commences by Jokerman(m): 2:39pm On Apr 04, 2016
APC party of scammers.... how do we get admission frm ds schools before April 22nd..... U guys ve already shared d slota like CBN recruitment. ..

However everyone shud try sha o....
Jobs/Vacancies › Horivac Co Ltd by Jokerman(op): 12:11pm On Apr 04, 2016
Pls I just got a job aptitude test and interview frm d above company...

Pls any one who has info about dem.. like aptitude test and salary shud help me...

I m coming in frm Benin... is it worth it??
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Pastor Bar Robbers, Prostitutes, Kidnappers From Giving Offerings,tithe by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On Mar 27, 2016
hokafor:
Oga what about the one wike gave to your church in portharcourt? Was given to him by the Holy Spirit.
Were u dea wen Wike gave him??
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Bible Verses Every Christian Should Know By Heart by Jokerman(m): 4:40pm On Mar 14, 2016
missbronze:
Bia, jokerman, take time there.
Nwa bronze, every lady's own is like dat... and seeing ur pics now... hmmmmmmm
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Has Come the second time And Gone!!! (see Evidence) by Jokerman(m): 4:34pm On Mar 14, 2016
ikwubaba:
The man of sin ( the Antichrist) has been revealed...i.e Materialism, domination of the intellect over spiritualism, excessive greed, unimaginable vices is already everywhere.

The great tribulation where pple won't be able to trade except they ve 666 hasnt started. It has been here for too long. spirit of belonging and the vices that go with it is the mark of the beast. 666 is figurative and you can contact numerologist to confirm interpretation that it represents power which which we are stumbling on ourselves (even so called men of God) to get marked

it is after d tribulation, the d rapture will occur... Rapture is d second coming of Jesus Christ to take away d saints during/after d great tribulation.. Since Christ said he will be coming like a thief in the night, why do you think it has not happened, and rapture already happening (provided you are not expecting people to fly upward and unto the infinite space which is not heaven). Why do you think the world is having higher concentration of evil people continuously?
hmmmmmm
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Bible Verses Every Christian Should Know By Heart by Jokerman(m): 11:19am On Mar 13, 2016
missbronze:
No verse from the book of songs of Solomon?



Your two b.r.e.asts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle, which feed among the lilies. (songs of Solomon:4. verse 5)
Are urs like that??
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Has Come the second time And Gone!!! (see Evidence) by Jokerman(m): 10:51am On Mar 13, 2016
OP... Christ has not yet come. The man of sin ( the Antichrist) hasnt been revealed... The great tribulation where pple won't be able to trade except they ve 666 hasnt started. . it is after d tribulation, theb d rapture will occur... Rapture is d second coming of Jesus Christ to take away d saints during/after d great tribulation.. so eey wont face d wrath of God with those dat collected d mark!!

Matt 24:28-32
TV/Movies › Re: Always Checkout:cancelled And Renewed Tv Shows List(updated),plus more by Jokerman(m): 2:21pm On Mar 12, 2016
Wot bout Agent Carter season 3... ?? fenks
Politics › Re: Buhari Backs Western Sahara On Self-determination From Morocco by Jokerman(m): 9:07pm On Mar 11, 2016
This Buhsri kips doing stupid things. .. Foolish hypocrite. .
Education › English Grammar Mistakes And Corrections by Jokerman(op): 4:13pm On Mar 10, 2016
I opened this thread for us to correct ourselves when speaking or writing English language especially with the figures of speech.....

So it is imperative you type the wrong use of grammar and tell us wat d correct will be.. thanks..

1. More better: This is wrong from what I hear. More and better are both comparative adjectives. More is used for adjectives or adverbs that their positive forms have more than two syllables... I.e * handsome * intelligent *comfortable. .
e.g
Positive Comparative Superlative
1. good better best
2. Young younger youngest
3. Brilliant More brilliant Most brilliant
4. Beautiful More beautiful Most Beautiful
e.g
* Ayo is better than femi....NOT: Ayo is more better than femi


2. Still yet: This is another mistake I heard people make, I inclusive. ..
Still yet is wrong... it either one uses still or yet..

3. Use of Have and Has..
* use have for plural forms
e.g The dogs have
Temi and Shikemi have
I/ We/ They have
* Use has for singular forms or nouns
e.g She has
It has

Please no one is a virtuoso or genius in English language. Please help us with corrections even with the examples above. So everyone can learn.. thank you ferry much....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: E-recruiter MTN Graduate Trainee by Jokerman(m): 2:38pm On Mar 10, 2016
ladyF:
Apply, don't mind him. Last last, they may not call you.
Lols... ama apply o... fenks
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: E-recruiter MTN Graduate Trainee by Jokerman(m): 11:58am On Mar 10, 2016
Can 2.2 apply with luck??
Politics › Re: Hypocrisy In This Country Stinks To High Heavens (PHOTOS) by Jokerman(m): 8:12am On Mar 05, 2016
ZKOSOSO:
Point of correction sir,

Aisha was a toddler with a toy in her hands when a fellow madman and friend of mohMAD called Abubakar gave his infant 6yrs old for fingeriing to MohMAD!
haaa... dat Mohammad wicked o... why do people call wicked men prophets gan..with all ds mind blowing atrocities. .??
Politics › Re: Hypocrisy In This Country Stinks To High Heavens (PHOTOS) by Jokerman(m): 7:25pm On Mar 03, 2016
Mahdi Mohammed married teenage Aisha... so no argument. ...
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Okorocha’s Aides For Bailout ‘fraud’ by Jokerman(m): 1:14pm On Mar 03, 2016
Wen are dey going to look nto this thieves. .... 1. Fashola 2. Amaechi 3. Fayose 4. Aregbesola 5. Akpabio 6. Dickson 7. Oshiomole..
Thank you......
Politics › Re: No Bomb Blast Or Attack By Boko Haram In FEBRUARY. by Jokerman(m): 12:53pm On Mar 03, 2016
See the weapons Madih buhari bought.... wow

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