Yawning my teeth off

Simple ingrish u is not able to sparking

bright007:

@mikuz: did u give me drink without nafdac number.
I don dey fear you na ooo!Oya come collect ya drink go bring original

See this guy

I missed u guyz

mikuz:

@jokingmary
are those ya eyes?
Long time!!
Welcome ma!

It's good to be back and my eyes still dey wella

hello peps

kody-licky:

@ yinks hw August meeting? El said u went 4 august meeting. welcome bak

August meeting?
No wonder some nairalanders have been missing

jackpot:

^Oh no no no no. . .jokingmary, she ain't my wife. That was my grandmother you've been kissing all these while. Can't you see her grey hairs? [b]Or you thought that was some of sporting-waves? [/b]

Then I must have been mistaken all this while.
I thought that ya head was full of sporting-waves

You're right

Studio CFR:



i no understand the joke but make i follow others laugh

Which makes u a more like a fool

jackpot:

^
Jokingmary is
toooooooooooooooo
old, Why can't he get a wife?

*gimme a motherfuckiñg reply*

That's because you're wife won't let me be

It's not his fault that his team lost

Studio CFR:

if nobody talk about u. . U are a nobody.

See this guy o

Sh e id iot

This thread is toooooooooooooooo old
Why can't it get to 100 pages

Thank God

Dryyyyyyyy

sheyigreat:

please stop posting dirty jokes, if u want 2 post go to romance section instead it is not only 18+ that is on nairaland.

I support u but this is the jokes section

I remember on I used to say
O boy kasala don gas

Una just dey cry.
Arsenal will still rise

bin gbagbo:

*Enters the bar, sees there is nobody there, hops on a tàble and shitts on it. . .then hits the ground running*

Shat up, You're drunk

Una dey cry

Didn't get the joke

lordmassac:

If Obi is a Boi, and Ada is a gal, den waz Adaobi»?? *-*

This equation is simple
If obi = Boy
Ada = Girl
Then Adaobi = errrrm
Let me start again if u don't mind
If obi = Boy
Ada = Girl
Then Adaobi = Shiat men I'm lost again

Rhino.5dm:

praying beads

This means that allah even supports them
This useless people are ruthless