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Jokes Etc / Re: Fg Plans To Evacuate Nigerians From London Bc Of Riot. by jokingmary(m): 8:39pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
mama-gee:You are a Nigerian |
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 8:35pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
I see |
Jokes Etc / Re: Fairly Used Toyota Corrola Just 95,000 by jokingmary(m): 6:45pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
That's a nice car |
Jokes Etc / Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by jokingmary(m): 10:25am On Aug 15, 2011 |
Nice jokes |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Dying Igbo Man by jokingmary(m): 10:19am On Aug 15, 2011 |
seen it before but still okay |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jokingmary(m): 10:14am On Aug 15, 2011 |
gidson12: |
Jokes Etc / Re: OMG-facts! by jokingmary(m): 10:12am On Aug 15, 2011 |
Nice |
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 10:09am On Aug 15, 2011 |
Gud morning people |
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 3:09pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Efemena_xy:U forget say I miss legend of the seeker season 1 & 2 because u dey walk across TV due to the size of ya head. |
Sports / Re: Botched Int'l Friendly: We Would Have Buried Eagles – Ghana by jokingmary(m): 2:52pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
They no well o Jaguar1:Make them no make me vex Up super eagles |
Politics / Re: Too Early To Judge Jonathan: Says Abati - Wtf? by jokingmary(m): 2:44pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Ojumiii:Carry that ya K leg commot make I see road |
Health / Re: Fake Cameroonian Doctors In Ebonyi by jokingmary(m): 2:38pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
aloy-emeka:It as simple as this: They were settled |
Jokes Etc / Re: Bacelona by jokingmary(m): 2:15pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Evening Classes by jokingmary(m): 2:13pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Its okay |
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 2:11pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Na u get over-age eyes na |
Jokes Etc / Re: Land Of The Liars by jokingmary(m): 2:10pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
The second guy |
Jokes Etc / Re: Desire In Life by jokingmary(m): 2:09pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 2:04pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Hamid O:O my jingles |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mr & Mrs by jokingmary(m): 1:40pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Nice |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Miracle Show.... by jokingmary(m): 12:56pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Seen this before but still don't get the joke |
Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your Old Text Book Pictures Here by jokingmary(m): 12:54pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
This is Simbi's room. There is a bed, a stool bla bla bla in her room. Those days work |
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 11:30am On Aug 13, 2011 |
ARareGem:To draw my beautiful yanch |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nice Jokes by jokingmary(m): 11:18am On Aug 13, 2011 |
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde driving through a flashing red light. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nice Jokes by jokingmary(m): 11:17am On Aug 13, 2011 |
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nice Jokes by jokingmary(m): 11:16am On Aug 13, 2011 |
Q:Why did the blonde visit the post office 50 times in one day? A:Her computer kept saying she has mail. |
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 8:22pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
El Guapo:You don't mean it |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nice Jokes by jokingmary(m): 7:16pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
wo Pensioners (15) An old lady and an old man are sitting in their retirement home. The man turns to the woman and says,"I bet you can't tell how old I am." She says,"Okay." She then unzips his fly, feels around for a while and finally says, "You're 83." "That's amazing!" the man exclaims. "How did you know that?" he asks. She replies, "You told me yesterday." |
Jokes Etc / Nice Jokes by jokingmary(m): 7:15pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
Firing Squad Blond (PG) Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!''' |
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 7:00pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
If u say so |
Jokes Etc / Re: This One Stinks!: Lol by jokingmary(m): 6:58pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
Studio CFR:That's your problem |
Jokes Etc / Re: Japenis! by jokingmary(m): 6:57pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jokingmary(m): 6:55pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
Thank goodness. I thought efe has been eliminated by the rioters |
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