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mama-gee:


[color=deeppink]Exactly! people would rather be in the midst of a riot than live in a country like Nigeria.[/color]

You are a Nigerian

I see

That's a nice car

Nice jokes

seen it before but still okay

gidson12:
Dani, you dey fucck up o!, you've noticed my absence for a long while now, instead of u 2 you to show some lve and respect, you just lock my thread, abi i thief your wife

Nice

Gud morning people

Efemena_xy:
abeg drex go one side - your head dey block ma view

U forget say I miss legend of the seeker season 1 & 2 because u dey walk across TV due to the size of ya head.

They no well o

Jaguar1:
Ghanians should read this before making their usual boast.

RESULTS OF HEAD TO HEAD MEETING BTW NIGERIA VERSUS GHANA UP TO DATE 41 MEETING, NIGERIA=19 WIN, GHANA=10, DRAW=12

January 28, 2010: Ghana 1 - 0 Nigeria (Afcon)

February 3, 2008: Ghana 2 - 1 Nigeria (Afcon)

February 6, 2007: Nigeria 1 - 4 Ghana (Friendly)

January 23, 2006: Nigeria 1 - 0 Ghana (Afcon)

February 3, 2002: Nigeria 1 - 0 Ghana (Afcon)

May 30, 2003: Nigeria 3 - 1 Ghana (Friendly)

December 15, 2002: Ghana 0 - 1 Nigeria (Friendly)

February 3, 2002: Nigeria 1 - 0 Ghana (Afcon)

July 29, 2001: Nigeria 3 - 0 Ghana (WCQ)

March 11, 2001: Ghana 0 - 0 Nigeria (WCQ)

August 28, 1999: Nigeria 0 - 0 Ghana (Friendly)

March 9, 1994: Nigeria 0 - 0 Ghana (Friendly)

January 23, 1992: Nigeria 1 - 2 Ghana (Afcon)

April 13, 1991: Nigeria 0 - 0 Ghana (Afcon qualifier)

September 2, 1990: Ghana 1 - 0 Nigeria (Afcon qualifier)

February 6, 1987: Nigeria 1- 2 Ghana (Wafu Cup)

October 30, 1983: Nigeria 1 - 2 Ghana (Olympic qualifier)

March 8, 1978: Nigeria 1 - 1 Ghana (Afcon)

August 31, 1975: Ghana 3 - 0 Nigeria (Ghana Festival)

August 24, 1975: Ghana 1-2 Nigeria (Ghana Festival)

February 25, 1973: Ghana 0 - 0 Nigeria (WCQ)

February 10, 1973: Nigeria 0 - 2 Ghana (WCQ)

May 18, 1969: Ghana 1 - 1 Nigeria (WCQ)

May 10, 1969: Nigeria 2 - 1 Ghana (WCQ)

October 21, 1967: Nigeria 2 - 1 Ghana (Azikiwe Cup)

September 28, 1967: Nigeria 1 - 1 Ghana (Friendly)

February 12, 1967: Nigeria 2 - 0 Ghana (Azikiwe Cup)

November 7, 1965: Nigeria 3 - 0 Ghana (Azikiwe Cup)

February 23, 1963: Nigeria 5 - 0 Ghana (Nkrumah Cup)

December 17, 1961: Nigeria 5 - 1 Ghana (Friendly)

June 1, 1961: Nigeria 3 - 0 Ghana (Friendly)

April 30, 1961: Nigeria 2 - 2 Ghana (Afcon qualifier)

September 28, 1960: Nigeria 4 - 1 Ghana (WCQ)

September 10, 1960: Nigeria 2 - 2 Ghana (WCQ)

August 28, 1960: Ghana 4 - 1 Nigeria (WCQ)

November 21, 1959: Nigeria 5 - 2 Ghana (Jalco Cup)

October 25, 1959: Nigeria 4 - 1 Ghana (Olympic qualifier)

October 27, 1957: Nigeria 3 - 3 Ghana (Jalco Cup)

October 30, 1955: Nigeria 7 - 0 Ghana (Jalco Cup)

October 11, 1953: Nigeria 1 - 0 Ghana (Jalco Cup)

May 28, 1950: Nigeria 1 - 0 Ghana (Friendly

Make them no make me vex
Up super eagles

Ojumiii:
u wan try " GEJ no dey carry last" he carry first for mu mu

Carry that ya K leg commot make I see road

aloy-emeka:
[size=14pt]Fake Cameroonian doctors in Ebonyi[/size]
WE are also interested in knowing how these Cameroonians have[b] escaped apprehension by both the police and the Nigerian Immigration Service, the agencies that are primarily responsible for nabbing such foreigners who double as criminals in their operations.[/b]

It as simple as this:
They were settled

Its okay

Efemena_xy:
^^ abeg close your under-age eyes before you spoil

Na u get over-age eyes na

The second guy

Hamid O:
how are you sweerie? Tell me those rioters haven't ruined our summer plans,

O my jingles

Nice

Seen this before but still don't get the joke

This is Simbi's room.
There is a bed, a stool bla bla bla  in her room.

Those days work

ARareGem:
^^
What do you need a pen for?

To draw my beautiful yanch

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde driving through a flashing red light.

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q:Why did the blonde visit the post office 50 times in one day?
A:Her computer kept saying she has mail.

El Guapo:
You saved me huge sum of pounds cos i've already issued orders to the SWAT team to come secure ya residence Asap! [/color]

You don't mean it

wo Pensioners (15)

An old lady and an old man are sitting in their retirement home.

The man turns to the woman and says,"I bet you can't tell how old I am."

She says,"Okay."

She then unzips his fly, feels around for a while and finally says, "You're 83."

"That's amazing!" the man exclaims. "How did you know that?" he asks.

She replies, "You told me yesterday."

Firing Squad Blond (PG)

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!''

Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!''

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!''

Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!''

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''

If u say so

Studio CFR:
OP. . .
what if i say i wont laugh

That's your problem

Thank goodness.
I thought efe has been eliminated by the rioters