waiter, please i need two cartons of toothpick and tooth paste

but u are

Librate: *rides in with my camel walks upto d barman removes my turban * pls giv me cold python peppersoup mixed wit indomie n 1 chilled harp + 2bottles of palmy to digest it, thank u
*eyes continud to pace at me cus my face was new bt me bone my face*

merry xmas everyone

Name: BIN GBagbo

Nationality: Congolian Island


Tribe: Chin-Chin-Hu


Gender: Hermatophyte


Age: about to be born

Marital status: 2500 weddings-3000 divorced

Number of Kids: 230000000000000000

Occupation: not specified

Colour of teeth: Brownish Brackish Purpulish red

Colur of skin: Greenish yellow

mickypounds: that wont b a miracle.....imagine u'v gat a brain cell.

Imagine u've got brain prison

?

This guy is good but I doubt if he will get any support from the government

TEETH COLUOR: blackish yellowish purpule-green
HEIGHT: 20000feet below see level
SKIN COLOUR: yellowish green
WEIGHT: 5000 tons
EYE COLOUR: greenish black
HAIR: whitish purple
LEGS TYPE: kegalite
NYANSH TYPE: nil
CONCLUSION: beautifully pretiful

though it is copy and paste but still got its flavour

imagine u guyz start talking sense
that will be a miracle

make una no worry
Vison 20/20 = 1 billion naira note una go dey use

buzz

hey people

okay

bin gbagbo:

now the question is, i have been fasting for 3 days now, so where is the shittz coming from? THANK YOU.

Ask Google

She's dead
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-826733.0.html

So sad

bright007:

**just riding by on my donkey**notices dat bar has closed for day**
*talks to himself**this mikuz don kill me,shey bi him suppose dey do 24 hrs service, now my wife go kill me if I go home**

Oh boy

Studio CFR:

who else if not dat nursery school teacher

I rike those kin feofle

ARareGem:

^Evening, Mary.

gud pesin, how far

just strolling by
evening peeps

loading. . .

I like this

Studio CFR:

A nursery two girl asked her
teacher,"Ma,can my Mum
get pregnant?" The teacher
asked,"how old is your mum?"
The girl said,"she is forty yrs
old." The teacher
replied,"yes,she can." The
girl asked again,"can my
sister get pregnant?" The
teacher asked,"how old is your
sister?" She replied,"she is
nineteen years old." The
teacher replied,"yes,she
can." She then finally
asked,"can I get pregnant?"
The teacher replied,"u are
just five yrs old,so,u can't
get pregnant." The boy
behind him,her
classmate,poked her and
said,"I told u,we have
nothing to worry about."

oh boy see wahala

Pharoh:

@Dani and Ben . . . . .should i conduct the election and set the rules as the Resident Mod in this section?.

U mean as the resident mugu
No offiences

Idowuogbo:

^Oga it go betta dat way as Dani goat jus born he's nursing @ d moment and as for Ben emmh dat wan dog jus die so he's mourning Buskie

jackpot:

I think jokingmary is a robot~

Hey

jackpot:

**Rides my camel to the Bar's window, loosens the saddle , removes turban, still on my camel waiting for Bar to open for today's business,
adjusts my chewing stick, picks a copy of today's Vanguard newspapers and starts scanning. . .Election news. .

Much better.

Your window was open with AC on
Mentality

nice