Chai. Naija own go shoot u on site before asking wetin u come do

initial gra-gra. very soon they'll start fingering these efcc guys with small change and they'll keep quiet... shey na naija we dey...

how do these things make front page anyway?

nice

nice one sis

this is what happens when u go against the government.

And yet we do not have working refineries in Nigeria.
Why not develop them??

Bolustic:
Despite consistently voting the PDP for 16 years and even having an idolized hero, these are all our brothers could get.

my dear, do you really think they voted the PDP? We both know of the PDP's rigging history so the PDP really doesn't need their votes to get into power.

Nigerian girls don't get that..... Trying telling them that.

Why do I have the feeling the chickens can fly?

Can someone tell me why they're just of a particular race?

I have a dream that one day Nigerians will use their brains.

Till death do you part.

Lmao

And I thought I'm the only one who noticed....

I really miss those days when the jokes section was the best section....
As of now its as dry as the sun!!

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Which kind temptation be this?

Lol

See as these little children dey chop people money...

Yet we say Nigeria is going through economic problems

How will the government fight the government?

No wonder the said list has not been released by our lovely president....

They boasted that they'll go to America and get the list of Nigerian politicians that siphoned our money to America thinking they'll find mainly PDP members....

As they come see shocking something, they just cool down...

Nah Nigeria we dey!

$hange!!

*Singing Olamide's song...*
$ APC, APC, APC, APC, buhari and osibanjo nah change we dey want$

heard of it... go to Google and u'll get more info and a download site.

Keep up the good work bro.

If possibly u can meet some private organizations, show them part of ur work, convince them that it's gonna be a blast and they are sure to make gains then u're good to go...

I've always wanted to play a gam made in Nigeria.

6
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

5.
Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.

4. An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bi*tch out the window."

3. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

2.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

Its really been quite sometime since I visited this section and I really miss it...
Anyway, I hope I'd be able to make your day.

1.A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.

For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, "Look, mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver — I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

if nah me enter bus see aboki, i know go again oo