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Politics / Re: I Was Rigged Out Three Times – Buhari by jollyjarkofgod: 12:49pm On Jun 08, 2018
Buhari talk too much...
Travel / Re: Lagos Can Never Be Compared With Abuja - Lady Blasts Lagosians by jollyjarkofgod: 11:53pm On May 16, 2018
Everyone in Lagos is always in a rush...sometimes i wonder where every one is rushing to..

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Politics / Re: Omo-Agege Resumes, Signs Register, Leaves Senate Chamber by jollyjarkofgod: 3:09pm On May 16, 2018
olasco18:
I love buhari.....i hate our flat head brothers of the potopoto region jst bcause they dnt lik my baba buhari


Listen to ur self l....sounding like clown
Politics / Re: Fayemi: “I Am Going To Resign My Appointment As Minister In The Next 2 Weeks" by jollyjarkofgod: 11:14am On May 14, 2018
Miless and steel my ass boast of one project I will campaign for u
Politics / Re: Nigeria Leads South Africa In Foreign Reserves by jollyjarkofgod: 10:02am On May 09, 2018
Reserve can not be use to develop economy...u can not lie to us again we are wise now...but mean why some people are ready to sell their vote as low as 5h...in my hood APC sharing 4 pics of indomie + kings 1 litre vegetable oil...poverty is a cursed.....i must make it IJN
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Ozekhome Explains Why Judge Refused To Send Kogi Senator To Prison by jollyjarkofgod: 10:39am On May 04, 2018
Hospital in koji state are on strike...its a shame to the governor....is fighting like cow up nd down
Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets With Donald Trump At The Oval Office. Photos by jollyjarkofgod: 6:43pm On Apr 30, 2018
Trump illuminate sign
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Under GEJ Vs Under PMB (Pictures) by jollyjarkofgod: 9:34pm On Apr 26, 2018
calaway:
GEJ was a great man......He only needed our cooperation and time to make Nigeria better for all

Thank u bro
Politics / Re: Stop Linking Dino Melaye's Travails To The Buhari-led Government Remi Tinubu by jollyjarkofgod: 7:11pm On Apr 25, 2018
humilitypays:
Yorubas have spoken wink

Don't be deceived, Yorubas are in charge of Buhari government, if you doubt me, check this list below:

1. Vice President: Prof. Yemi Osinbajo - Yoruba

2. Minister of Works, Housing, Power, etc: Babatunde Raji Fashola - Yoruba

3. Minister of Finance: Kemi Adeosun - Yoruba

4. Senate President: Bukola Saraki - Yoruba

5. Chief of Defense Staff: General Abayomi Gabriel Olonisaki - Yoruba

6. FIRS Boss - Mr Babatunde Fowler - Yoruba

7. Leader of Ruling Party, APC: Bola Tinubu - Yoruba

Now tell me why Yorubas won't support Buhari no matter the impunity and failure

Definitely Buhari will win Southwest again come 2019, forget garagara, Yorubas are very happy with Buhari government, if you know, you know, open your eyes people.


Bros u are on point
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Vs FG: Barrister Ejiofor Arrives ECOWAS Court In Mali (Photos) by jollyjarkofgod: 2:28pm On Apr 25, 2018
Court be like AIRPORT...nigeria court be like primary school class room
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Handcuffed By Police In Hospital (Photo) by jollyjarkofgod: 10:02am On Apr 25, 2018
stephenduru:
What is going on?Unconfirmed information trending on social media reveals that Dino Melaye has been handcuffed by police in hospital.

What do you think?


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/04/see-moment-dino-melaye-was-handcuffed.html?m=1


They tried to assasinate him he no work
They tried recall process he no work
Thunder are u sleeping
Politics / Re: Atiku Reacts To Buhari's "Nigerian Youths Are Not Ready To Work" Comment by jollyjarkofgod: 12:18pm On Apr 19, 2018
White007:
"Nigerian youths are lazy & uneducated. Always wanting free oil money" ~ PMB

ME: Sir, you are absolutely correct. One of the lazy Nigerian youths who is enjoying free oil money had an accident with the power bike he bought with free oil money not too long ago, and he was flown abroad for treatment with free oil money, then he hired a jet with free oil money from London to Abuja after his treatment.

Sir, I completely agree with you that the Nigerian youths are lazy and uneducated and always wanting free oil money. Their role models are in Aso Rock enjoying free oil money without even solving any problem for the country.

Why would anyone disagree with you that the Nigerian youths are uneducated? It's very obvious. That's why they don't even know their rights. They keep defending your ineptitude.

You enjoyed free education as a young man, but today the youths are deprived of basic education. You were a governor, a petroleum commissioner and ahead of states as a youth, but today, youths are on social media defending your failures.

Honestly, I agree with you that the Nigerian youths are lazy, that's why you ruled Nigeria as a youth and have also grabbed the job as an old man. The youths are too ignorant to even know the implication of your comments. They don't even know you and your fellow old men are doing jobs they should ordinarily be doing.


U sabi compose ooo

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Crime / Re: Vikings Member Killed By Rival Cultists Inside His Car In Delta. Graphic Photos by jollyjarkofgod: 12:19pm On Apr 18, 2018
Delta nd cultism ennn...
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Had To Spend Inordinate Time Cleaning Pdp’s Rot —tinubu by jollyjarkofgod: 11:57pm On Apr 17, 2018
That London way u day run go Every time na ur papa land...what is there if we create our own London in nigeria...blame game Every time...visionless magot
Politics / Re: NEMA: EFCC Invites More Top Officers Amid Reps Probe Of DG Maihaja by jollyjarkofgod: 12:05am On Apr 15, 2018
He also added that out of the 271 containers, only 110 have so far been cleared and taken to the north east

So Nigeria government is importing rice nd nigeria customs will be running after bags of rice like is cocaine

This current government na fraud they are full of drama no single project from this APC...plzz if know any plz list them out cuz I want to know

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Politics / Re: 2019: I Declared Because Nigerians Were Talking Too Much - Buhari Speaks From UK by jollyjarkofgod: 9:49am On Apr 12, 2018
Nigerians is talking too much baba no let me insult u ooo
U Don spoil this country for US..no light...no job...no road on new project...them refuse to print 100 naira...all the 100 naira note is 2014....salary no increase...dollar day go up...herdsmen killing everyday...baba u fail us no second chance for u..

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Travel / Re: How People Traveled To Onitsha Before The Construction Of The Niger Bridge by jollyjarkofgod: 12:22pm On Apr 10, 2018
During the Nigerian Civil War of 1967 - 1970, in an attempt to halt the Nigerian military advance, retreating Biafran soldiers destroyed the River Niger Bridge at Onitsha, trapping the Nigerians on the other side of the river. During President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan administration, the bridge was rehabilitated by replacing two spans on the Onitsha end of the Bridge that was damaged during the civil war with a fourteen-foot wide bailey, at an estimated cost of 1.5million pound...

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Politics / Re: With Buhari’s Declaration, Let Other Candidates Simply Run Away, By Femi Adesina by jollyjarkofgod: 11:10am On Apr 10, 2018
Brainless hegoat
Politics / Re: Obasanjo & IBB Rock Customized Caps,campaign For Youths To Win 2019 President(pi by jollyjarkofgod: 11:24pm On Apr 03, 2018
When this guys were president things was not worst like this..conpare to baba dullard
Politics / Re: Lagos Purchases Stone Laying Machines To Enhance Road Construction - Photos by jollyjarkofgod: 6:47pm On Mar 28, 2018
I know Lagos will be the first america in AFrica
Politics / Re: Truckload Of Soldiers Present As Fulanis Hold Peace Meeting In Kogi State.Photos by jollyjarkofgod: 12:19pm On Mar 23, 2018
Medicine after death...thunder that will strike u people ennn..
Properties / Re: Landlord Wahala by jollyjarkofgod: 2:16pm On Mar 17, 2018
Okoyeebos:


With the amount of incoherent drivel you typed, I doubt your sanity.

Tell your landlord to refund the remainder of your rent and move out of the place to where you'll have peace. This baseless prejudice you have won't do you any good.

He said I should give him time to think about it...
Properties / Re: New Trend Of Scam By Real Estate Companies In Nigeria by jollyjarkofgod: 3:54pm On Mar 16, 2018
Jesus...
Properties / Landlord Wahala by jollyjarkofgod: 3:33pm On Mar 16, 2018
This is fact nd have done some research on this Muslim LANDLORD are more wicked than Christian LANDLORD I got my self poly star split units for me nd my family to enjoy but my wicked nd evil badbele landlord did not allow me to fix it cuz it says I will crack the wall ok let me fix it throw my window he refuse I called the guy that sold the A.C. that I want return it cuz my landlord did not allow me fix it he said he can not collect it from me nd just confuse...oga land when u die I know they are not gonna burry u with the house am very sure u will die before me...everything we have today are material things they are all vanity upon vanity...
Culture / Re: Oba Abdulrasheed Adewale Akanbi Shares Money To Villagers (Photos) by jollyjarkofgod: 10:40am On Mar 14, 2018
EvilChild:
The Oduduwa descendants love money alot but there are fucking lazy to work for the money...
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Any time I'm back to Nigeria and come down to Lagos all I'll be hearing is "egbon twale" " egbon double twale" "chairman i hail or show your boys love" and shits.
These guys beg alot, why can't these set of people just get something doing instead of automatically turning everybody to chairman, egbon and boss overnight angry

On point

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Properties / Re: Don't Be A Victim. Investigate Every Property Before You Buy Any Land This Year by jollyjarkofgod: 1:08pm On Mar 10, 2018
Timtol:

this is a serious issue, please kindly take the matter up frankly. 600k no b joke.
May God go before you and make way for you ijn.

They call me this morning the allocation is this month am kinda happy sha

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Properties / Re: Don't Be A Victim. Investigate Every Property Before You Buy Any Land This Year by jollyjarkofgod: 11:08am On Mar 06, 2018
Asin I be victim ooo 600.000 gone like that...since last year November...i only see land I no see allocation papers....story today story tomorrow

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Properties / Re: Don't Be A Victim. Investigate Every Property Before You Buy Any Land This Year by jollyjarkofgod: 11:06am On Mar 06, 2018
[quote author=lawyer post=5265932][size=14pt]2.The Deed of Assignment or Conveyance[/size]:

This is the second most important document you need to do a personal search. A deed of conveyance or assignment traces the history of how the property or land has reached the present owner till date. It relates all the information in respect of the true owners of the land before it was passed to Mr A and How MR A sold it to Mr B and How Mr B intend to sell it to you. With that document, you can trace in most respect the original families to find out if there is any dispute as to the ownership of the land how it has been transfered. It is extremely important to trace the original source of the land because its there you know if the land actually has been duly transfered to the present owner. It is here you get to know of if there is any family dispute and some families are still quarreling over the true ownership of the land. It is there you tend to get the family names to go and do a thorough search in court or Alausa to know of any lingering dispute. Its here you get to know the hanky panky the present owner intends to play when he begins to tell you cock and bull stories so that you pay for the land immediately.

Never fall for this trick. Ask for a copy of the deed if they have one and hand it over to your lawyer for a through search on the family. To be honest this is the most difficult search of them all and it takes the special grace of God to make sure you come out unscathered.

Ways the present owner can decieve you includes:

1. Presenting a false person to Assume the identity of the  Original family so as to pretend that he or she sold it to the family 20 years ago

2. Telling you that the family is non existent anymore or they have moved away from that vicinity

3. Telling you all the family members have died

4. Coercing you that you dont need to meet the family because since it has been sold to him, he is the rightful person to sell to you.

This number 4 is a bloody lie and there is a reason which i wont mention here why this particular reason shouldnt stand at all and i can only disclose that in confidence based on the legality of it and the possible back door approach that Alausa frowns upon especially when your perfecting your papers tomorrow.

Bottom line, the deed of assignment is a major search instrument to know the how, why and when of the property you buying and it is very very stressful. So either be prepared to do all the walking, CID/FBI investigations or give your property lawyer on your behalf.

I hope you now know why search is not cheap!!! They say Good soup na money kill am or Penny Wise pound foolish. Because once you fail to get the real identity of the true family owners, your money has been sunk into the whitest of all elephant projects you can dream of, so be more vigilant this 2010.
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Travel / Re: Traveling To Dubai Weeks Before Usa Visa Interview by jollyjarkofgod: 4:44pm On Feb 23, 2018
So no ajala here
Travel / Re: Traveling To Dubai Weeks Before Usa Visa Interview by jollyjarkofgod: 1:15pm On Feb 23, 2018
All the guru in house plz answer to this guy..me too i want know how e day go....
Romance / Re: See The Top 9 Things Ladies Want From Men by jollyjarkofgod: 1:58pm On Apr 13, 2017
PARENT, SUPPORT YOUR CHILDREN IN MARRIAGE & NOT WEDDING

Are u married or Not !!!!
Read this and learn.

"Dad, can you loan me Five Hundred Thousand Naira?" Kola asked his father.
"What for son?"His father asked."For my wedding.
By our calculations, we're falling short meeting the cost"
Kola had come to meet his parents with his fiancé.
"Your wedding? How much is the total cost of the wedding?" His father asked.
"3.6 million. We're thinking of starting the committee next week. We can together give about eight hundred thousand and expect our friends to help us raise about two million. I remember you told me if ever I need help I can come to you" Kola answered.
His father held him by the shoulder and said "Go get your wife and come meet me at my study room"
"Yes dad" Kola obliged.
Minutes later, Kola and his fiancé,Tomilayo walked into his father's study room.
"Having a good time my daughter?" Kola's father asked.
"Yes I am. You and your wife are so hospitable. I pray that Kola and I can emulate your marriage. You are an admirable couple" answered Kola's fiance.
"Thank you. I am delighted to have you as my daughter. This is your home, you're welcome anytime" said father.
They sat down.
"Thank you dad"
"So, I hear you want to spend 3.6 million for your wedding and you need me to help with four hundred thousand?" Asked father.
"Yes, we will greatly appreciate" said the fiancé.
"The wedding will be at the Total Garden Ibadan in about six months time" said Kola.
"Why do you want to have a big wedding?" father asked.
"Well, it's our big day. She's always dreamt of a big wedding" Kola replied.
"Have you dreamt of a big wedding or a strong marriage?" The father asked the fiancé.
"When you put it that way, it's more of a strong marriage" said the fiancé.
"Good. You've answered wisely. So who do you expect to come for your wedding?" Asked the Father.
"Friends and relatives. About seven hundred people" answered Kola.
"How many true friends do you really have? I mean friends who have been tried and tested to be there for you through thick and thin?" Asked the father.
Kola and Tomilayo looked at each other."Countable" The fiancé answered.
"So who are these other people who will come to your wedding?" Asked the father.
Silence.
"OK. Let's go to the relatives. I know you love your relatives, but how many are really close to you? You barely talk with the many relatives you have" said the father.
"What are you trying to say dad?" asked Kola.
"My son, my daughter; why do you want to spend 3.6 million on a wedding, a one day event yet you need the money in your marriage? Look, you are actually coming to ask me for money, you will form a committee to ask people for money; all to show off and please people who will not even matter in your marriage"
Silence.
The father continued, "Let me share with you my experience. When I married your mother, we spent about a million for the wedding. That was a lot of money then. We fed people, got stressed by service providers, just so that we put up a wedding that will win the applause of a crowd. But as soon as we got married, the crowd disappeared. All the issues that your mother and I went through, no one cared, even family couldn't do much. Every one is busy living their life. When things got tough, the crowd gossiped about us, some even seemed happy that our marriage was in trouble"
Silence.
"I have seen this script repeated over and over. Brides get stressed on their wedding day, they can't even enjoy, couples being angry at friends who don't support them financially, the worst part is starting marriage in debt or struggling financially. Do you know a wedding doesn't have to cost so much, it doesn't have to be stressful, it doesn't have to be full of people who perhaps will never talk to you again?" added the father.
"But dad, what will people think if we do a small wedding or we don't invite them?" Asked the fiancé.
"Are you getting married for people? If you have a small wedding with only the witnesses who matter, will you two not be married? What is all this competition of who has a grand wedding for?People are competing on Facebook, in weddings; why this need to show off? You know that money you are about to blow in one day, you can use it to invest in your marriage, you can start the process of buying or building a home, you can save up for the needs of the children you will have because you need money to raise a family. Why not start your marriage financially healthy and not in debt? Marriage is what is more important than a wedding" continued the father.
"Dad, if you don't want to support us it's OK" said Kola.
The fiancé stopped him saying, "No my love, dad has a point. I actually find the idea of a small wedding not just wise and economical, but also intimate. Marriage is just you and me, not people"
The father spoke, "My son, in all the years you have been a man, you have never come to me asking for money, but now you are asking for money to put up a show? I look further, I look at your marriage. I admire how people come together in a wedding committee to raise money and I wonder, what if couples and people use that same energy to put up a business that will uplift families. Those members who will be part of your wedding committee, imagine if they become your investors, imagine if you build a company where you can make profit and feed your homes. Something sustainable."
Kola and his fiancé nodded.
"My son, I have longed for the day you would come and ask me to invest in your business idea. But today I will make the first move" the father said taking his cheque book from his drawer.
He wrote on the cheque then gave it to the fiancé.
"Here my son, this is a cheque of five million naira, not for your wedding but as start up capital for a business of your choice. I am giving the cheque to your wife because as it is rightly said about woman,She is to walk with you in building an empire for your family. Focus on your family, give your family the best; forget about the public and opinions of people who don't matter. Build a future for your family. Build your family on a foundation of surplus not debt"
"Thank you so much" said the fiancé.
Kola stood up with tears in his eyes.His father stood up too.
The father and son hugged.
"Thank you dad for being a great figure and your counsel. I don't know what to say. You have challenged me not to merely get married but to have a vision, a vision for my family. I don't know what to say" he spoke.
The father held his shoulder, "You will make a great husband and father. I wish I had the same counsel when I was getting married, all those people I fed on my wedding day didn't add value to my marriage. In fact, if I was to organize an event and feed multitudes, I would do so for the less fortunate and those in need. Marriage is not for show.

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Politics / Re: Sheriff & Kashamu Dance As They Host PDP Meeting In Ogun (Photos) by jollyjarkofgod: 12:33pm On Feb 14, 2017
PDP are the ones causing all this hardship..... Lolzz

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