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CrimeRe: Shocking Confession Of Policeman Held For Robbery (photo) by JoNach: 1:31pm On Aug 04, 2017
[quote author=nextprince post=59143286][/quote]Lol..now you know delta is IBO, but when its time to associate them with Biafra , U'll start wailing ..hypocrite!!!
SportsRe: Neymar To PSG: The 10 Previous Deals That Broke The World Transfer Record by JoNach: 10:19am On Aug 04, 2017
Pogba was sold to man utd without user's manual....smh
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Tom Samson: Why I Use The Most Exotic Cars In The World by JoNach: 12:56pm On Aug 02, 2017
Then , in the bible , It was said that Jesus(man of God( fed five thousand (5'000)people . Now in modern day religion , over five thousand people(5'000) are feeding one man of God.
SportsRe: Mohammed Sumaila Signs For Turkish Yörükalispor For 4.35 Litres Of Olive Oil by JoNach: 3:10pm On Aug 01, 2017
Lol.... 25?? shocked. You too lie for age na why
RomanceRe: Man Buys A Car For His Wife For Not Giving Up On Him. Photos by JoNach: 3:32pm On Jul 29, 2017
Dear Nina, slay mamas don't believe in this theory, no matter how you advice. God bless you and your husband
CrimeRe: Taxify Driver Who Squeezed Passengers Tips Arrested by JoNach: 11:27pm On Jul 28, 2017
The two ougth to be arrested, the girl for being a lesbian as its an offence in our law and the guy for assault ...
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh And Her Son, Andre Omodayo Churchill Play Football At Grocery Shop by JoNach: 11:21pm On Jul 28, 2017
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SportsRe: Manchester City Signs Monaco BENJAMIN MENDY In Deal Worth Over £50m by JoNach: 9:12pm On Jul 24, 2017
jelel6:
he's tactics....

Pep's barca met man u, man city, and arsenal at some stages in the champions league. he beat them on aggregates or won all single matches, are this teams not the best in the so called 'mighty EPL'?
Bro that's why is called "league" because after playing man utd or d mighty as u called them , and you return on that same weekend going away to like Everton or Southampton? Its gonna be extremely difficult to pick 3points because ur performance leve can't be 100℅ because of the fatigue incurred from the previous game.
CultureRe: Fatima Abubakar, Sultan's Daughter Graduates From U.K University by JoNach: 3:58pm On Jul 22, 2017
Eralia:
The way our elites flaunt these kids of theirs graduating from foreign universities all over the globe calls for concern , it shows they themselves do not believe in the Nigerian project, no wonder they would be comfortable to ignore an institution like lautech with thousands of young mind at home drifting aimlessly to continue in strike, from the frog eyed criminal tinubu , to the sanctimonious buhari. they are all the same. congrats to you young lady. i also wish those teenage wives of your father and his ilk will have the same opportunity.
Its rily a concern, ARM pension ltd will also tell you in their advert dat
U should endeavor to have a pension acc so u can send your children to school abroad wen u retire, so even the institutions know Nigeria is a failed state.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Akobi Crescent, Surulere After Rain Today (Photo) by JoNach: 1:34pm On Jul 22, 2017
Ewwww.... R.I.P Nigeria ,
SportsRe: Confirmed: CAF Expands AFCON (africa Cup Of Natiion) To 24-team by JoNach: 6:28pm On Jul 21, 2017
[quote author=jaychubi post=58688057]We still stand mathematical chance of qualification grin grin grin contact d nearest mathematics clinics for treatment[/quote
Lool
SportsRe: Confirmed: CAF Expands AFCON (africa Cup Of Natiion) To 24-team by JoNach: 2:29pm On Jul 21, 2017
seunlayi:
this is long overdue and when are they going to remove that Cameroonian chairman
Haba bros, ure behind time o he has been removed since na, now headed by one Arab Guy. Forgotten his name tho..
SportsRe: Confirmed: CAF Expands AFCON (africa Cup Of Natiion) To 24-team by JoNach: 2:27pm On Jul 21, 2017
So if south Africa beat us again for the 2nd leg in their home which is certain, hope still dey ??undecided
BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote's Nephew, Kally, Graduates From UK University by JoNach: 2:12pm On Jul 21, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Temi Otedola Shows Off Her Closet in London Home by JoNach: 9:28am On Jul 18, 2017
Chaii...it shall not be well for the person who invented poverty!!
EducationRe: Nigerian Lady With Masters In Law From A UK University Offered N35k As Salary by JoNach: 5:32pm On Jul 15, 2017
funlord:
A bottle of black label, 1 vodka, a few cokes and a few plates of chicken wings at a standard club on a friday night na him be person salary for 30 days of hard labour?

Naija I hail! undecided
Standard club keh?? Bottle of blacky na 35k already naa , ask quilox, DNA, sip, escape, 57 etc if that's d stndard u mean
EducationRe: Nigerian Lady With Masters In Law From A UK University Offered N35k As Salary by JoNach: 5:26pm On Jul 15, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE!!!
Each and every employer has the RIGHt to decide what they will offer their employees... And if that UK Master holder doesn't like it then she should go apply for ANOTHER JOB.

The reality is that A) There are many people in Nigeria who will accept this job, B) there are many Locally graduated lawyers who will PERFECTLY do the job required and C) just because someone has a UK master does NOT mean they would do a better job or should receive a better salary.

The top graduated lawyer of any 9ja establishment would be way better than some 50/50 UK master holder
Sorry o,U sound a bit jealous and obviously u did not school abroad , why d rage? Imagine shes your daughter after paying so much for her in school, what will you advice her? Pls reply
PoliticsRe: Atiku, Kwankwaso, Others Consider PDP Return - NewTelegraphOnline.com by JoNach: 4:56pm On Jul 15, 2017
If atiku na footballer Na Zlatan or Anelka e for be, .. From one club to another , them no dey like stay 1 place
PoliticsRe: Yorubas Destabilizing Buhari's Government With FFK And Fayose ...Arewa Youths by JoNach: 6:12pm On Jul 14, 2017
What was the actual reason for almagamation of the north and south in 1914? I don't see anytin we have in common with dis northerners , food, religion culture songs, intellect , marriage even sense ..e t c , i really don't blame them, na Lord lugard I blame I swear,
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Writes To Condole With Akande - Garba Shehu by JoNach: 10:36pm On Jul 13, 2017
[quote author=takhs post=58423964]I can see your Godforsaken parents did not train you well that is why you are insulting Buhari, what else can we expect from an slowpoke like you product of cursed generation, you will for ever remain our sl

I had to read your previous posts before i could reply and you have been so abusive with everyone,especially to their parents why? is everything OK? U sound frustrated ? Call me if u need help , ask for my num if u care
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Writes To Condole With Akande - Garba Shehu by JoNach: 9:26pm On Jul 13, 2017
takhs:
I can see your Godforsaken parents did not train you well that is why you are insulting Buhari, what else can we expect from an slowpoke like you product of cursed generation, you will for ever remain our slaves like you are, Bitch
Loool, omo y nahuh Why d harsh words?, na so frustration dey do u, send me ur account num let me wire u small tin I swear , before hunger will kill you and your family o...especially your prostitute mother
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Writes To Condole With Akande - Garba Shehu by JoNach: 3:06pm On Jul 13, 2017
wicked people.... you are all fooling yourselves not us, he can write from London but cant take pictures of his present condition.
PoliticsRe: Lere Olayinka Drinks With Friends As Sheriff Loses At Supreme Court (Photos) by JoNach: 2:19pm On Jul 12, 2017
Lol...empty hennnesy carton, you are holding hennesy pack , no Hennessey bottle on the table , just best and redwine.
CelebritiesRe: Man To Ufedo Sunshine: Hardship In US More Comfortable Than Pleasure In Nigeria by JoNach: 6:08pm On Jul 11, 2017
Nigeriadondie:
Thanks a lot. Bros make u dey where u dey. I live in d Scandanavia with d best social security system that keeps me wonderng how all benefits at least u ve d basics.
I visited with my family last yr sept, I was robbed in my absence when I went out lost money and properties. I went to d police it was d worst they too want to rob me as well requesting for money after i lost. Where I went to change money I lost money to these money changers though I got it back but I know what i had to go thru. Any living abroad and wants to come back should re-examine his/her decision. If na to visit well be sure to discuss a much more secure location with trusted relatives and be simple not flashy. I learnt a lot from my last trip home which was d heat of recession
Thanks for the advice bro, I'm rily tired of the country , nothing is working, no sector
CelebritiesRe: Man To Ufedo Sunshine: Hardship In US More Comfortable Than Pleasure In Nigeria by JoNach: 6:07pm On Jul 11, 2017
Nigeriadondie:
Thanks a lot. Bros make u dey where u dey. I live in d Scandanavia with d best social security system that keeps me wonderng how all benefits at least u ve d basics.
I visited with my family last yr sept, I was robbed in my absence when I went out lost money and properties. I went to d police it was d worst they too want to rob me as well requesting for money after i lost. Where I went to change money I lost money to these money changers though I got it back but I know what i had to go thru. Any living abroad and wants to come back should re-examine his/her decision. If na to visit well be sure to discuss a much more secure location with trusted relatives and be simple not flashy. I learnt a lot from my last trip home which was d heat of recession
Thanks for the advice bro,
CelebritiesRe: Andelsmith Shows Evidence Against Daddy Freeze, Implicates House On The Rock by JoNach: 5:57pm On Jul 11, 2017
the phone keypad don chop off finish fa.. very weak guy
SportsRe: Alex Iwobi Wins Arsenal's PFA Community Champion Award by JoNach: 4:31pm On Jul 11, 2017
Make una sha find solution to the world cup qualifier against Cameroon
CelebritiesRe: Man To Ufedo Sunshine: Hardship In US More Comfortable Than Pleasure In Nigeria by JoNach: 3:43pm On Jul 11, 2017
Nigeriadondie:
undecided Where is pidgin2 forming patroitic Nigerian that Nigeria is paradise on earth.

I have said it that Nigerians in Nigeria who defends Nigeria wud change their perception once they reach abroad. Forget what u watch on movies when u experience it live and direct u go know say khaki truly no be leather.

Once u travel abroad u will curse our leaders and wish they are hanged on a pole and shot with high calibre bullets from anti- aircraft guns. These beasts ve denied Nigerians good life they truly deserve. Even the so called modern cities like Lagos are like ghettos compared to what u call villages abroad to show u how backward we are. Imagine in Lagos the governor was talking of wi-fi at bus stop when abroad u get free wifi in hospital, schools, markets even inside public buses on ship which u may pay for. The level of technology wud make u look like a bush man from one ancient village, when u wud see u can wash ur plates, clothes with machines and some cases iron them, drones and gps devices to navigate ur way, even technology to make life for d disabled a bit easy or u go hospital and see equipments, abi na school den u will know that d university u went to in Nigeria is a big waste of time especially if u did sciences and engineering. We are over 100 years backwards.

As for social security system in place made me realize that there is far enough to lift everyone out of poverty. The system takes care of d jobless, disabled, pensioners so if u loose job no cause for anxiety over the basic necessity. Even though social security bill was debated on d floor of senate of last administration it didnt pass 2nd reading. It has died a natural death no one is talking about it even d useless Ben Bruce with his common sense rants has not thought of discussing it on d floor.
But in Nigeria it is a dream cos d greed of a few beasts in power wud embezzle far more than they need leaving the docile majority divided by ethnicity and religion in need.

Countries with oil like us such Qatar, UAE, Bahrain, Oman, Kuwait, most western European countries have no poor if u even see what they call poor u will be amazed. Norway with oil like has d world's largest sovereign wealth funds together with other scandanavian countries that are called welfare states with social security systems that are regarded as models for others to follow I can authoritatively tell that poverty is dead not even one person is poor. Forget the useless PAP poverty alleviation programme, or NAPEP national poverty eradication programme yet poverty rate is even higher than it was before.

School free at all levels that if u do Ph.D u re paid while schooling. If u re doing Masters u re eligible to loans.
Truly enough for all I mean for all not what is for all embezzled by few bastards who should be killed.

Equality before d law is another thing, a top govt official if he commits crime with ordinary citizen it is same punishment that wud be meted out. The likes of Saraki wud be in jail by now but sadly he has been acquitted. No justice for poor even though we should not even have poor in d first place.

Until we all unite which is a remote possibilty the status quo remains with no hope in sight. APC, PDP, RIP or whatever can never bring any desired change until we do things diferently. It will always be a mirage.
Nigeria is just a waste of space a country of dashed hopes, unfulfilled dreams, unrealised potentials.

Even d Nigerians are abroad who want to come back to develop home wud face fustration from govt and other bad belle.

Our useless leaders know this that is y dey run abroad for everything. Where is PMB now? They have no faith in d country they govern. Which of their kids are in our schools. Nigeria is doomed far doomed beyond redemption.

If my govt cannot give me a befitting life, then my citizenship is of no worth not worth a tissue paper and deserves to be dumped.

Until we enact laws to execute corrupt people in power like China does we would never get anywhere. But wud Saraki and his gang of robbers and tout do so? They blame Federal Government but are they not part of the govt? What do they with d constituency allowance they get? What projects have they executed in their constituencies? In the first place d legislature has no business financing projects at all. It is an anomaly but they will never correct it cos it is a way to get their share of the national cake.

Also if u spend 70-75% of d budget on recurrent expenditure and mere 25-30% on capital projects then how do money circulate to create jobs and distribute wealth. It is like spending so much to run ur business on operating cost u end packing up d business. That is y Nigeria is a mess it is not prepared to get out off.

I laugh when people say agriculture is d way. But if u cud not achieve anything with oil is it with agriculture? We have had palm oil over d years which has made Malaysia progressed but what of us what ve we achieved with agrculture? Japan prone to earth quake is resource poor, bombed with nuclear bombs in WW2, but developed its human resources now d world's 3rd largest economy if not d tsunami and Fukushima disaster it was 2nd. China that executes corrupt people just developed their own commercial airplane givng Boeing a run for thier money while we were celebrating pencil manufactured locally. Germany defeated by allies in 1945 divided and occupied by d allies into East and West is now Europe's largest economy and cud absorb over 1 million Syrian refugees who live far better lives than many Nigerians as citizens in their own country who never bother about d welfare of its citizens.

Nigeria has no excuse not to be far developed and rich that would make holders of d green passport proud wherever they go to.

For anyone defending Nigeria pls take a trip abroad and experience it live and tell me if u go get mouth to defend Nigeria.

Where is "PIGDIN2" always blabbing about forming as if she is more Nigerian than we who are also Nigerians all in d name of patroitic citizen defending what u cant defend if u re to be truthful with yourself. I challenge u and your blind supporter "PEACENGINE" to come forward for a constructive argument.
1000likes for you!!!! I just got an American visa, I'm earning mere 150k and have a wife and a son, I was thinking i jst go visit and come back with my family but this your article is rily giving me a change of taught of coming back.
PoliticsRe: Our President, Buhari, Has Been Away For 60 Days! by JoNach: 10:49am On Jul 07, 2017
R.I.P.... One day monkey go go market, e no go cum back
RomanceRe: The Kind Of Men Ladies Long For (photos Included) by JoNach: 7:34pm On Jun 30, 2017
ZarZar:
The guy in the 1st picture is oozing sex appeal from every pore. He just my type grin I love his intense gaze kiss
Lol...osho free ashawo
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi To Phyno: "If Your House Can Buy My Shoes, I Will Give You N5 Million" by JoNach: 6:55pm On Jun 29, 2017
GavelSlam:
This idiot should keep quiet.

Phyno we recognise as a hardworking artiste.

Anything he's gained we can attest to his labour.

What does this wannabe celebrity do for a living?

No shop, no office, no platform, no skill, no idea.

I forgot to add: No sense of style.

Complete money miss Road.
No car, or have you seen him posing with his car?? Car no dey for him and him juju man contract

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