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Sports / Re: Presidency Wades Into Super Eagles Coach Logjam by JoNach: 7:36pm On Aug 09
They should go back and negotiate with renard herve ..he has so much experience in African football and has done well in CIv zambia etc winnjng the afcon 2ce. Or go back and get Gernot Rohr. Who qualified us for us for world cup in a group we had Algeria Cameroon and zambia.
Sports / Re: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visit To Tijani Babangida (Photos) by JoNach: 9:42pm On Jun 06
Acekidc4:
🙄 Eye Service
Gallivanting Failure.

If you quote me wrongly you will die💯
Your mother will die 1st if she isnt dead already, youre a standard ret@rded,b@stard!!!!
Food / Re: Unboxing Of A 3million Naira Alcoholic Drink (pics/video) by JoNach: 1:01am On Jan 25, 2023
aylive02:
. How many of this can your father afford? cheesy

Lol forget about my father oo... is not the cause of the curse of poverty in your lineage... you don't even know the name of the drink..lol wretched standard bastard
Food / Re: Unboxing Of A 3million Naira Alcoholic Drink (pics/video) by JoNach: 4:14pm On Jan 24, 2023
aylive02:
grin


Unboxing of 3m foolishness

Lol.. make poverty mentality, make poverty no wound you oo... that's Macallan whisky, people that can afford do and enjoy without hassle ..as beer 200naira be for you. Na so 3m drink be foe them.. hustle oooo
Celebrities / Re: "This Stupid Abokis" Peter Of Psquare Gets Called Out For Insulting A Tribe by JoNach: 6:42am On Jan 13, 2023
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So if you're to vote. Who would you vote for and what's your reason for voting for that candidate? Because I'm wondering how you sleep at night with an heavy chest filled with hatred of a particular tribe.

quote author=AldrichAmes
post=119978768]These twins and their brother are the biggest bigots in the Nigerian entertainment industry. The fact that they’re brazen with it and no one has ever called them out, is the reason why the untalented duo stay being the gift that keeps on giving.

I remember they used to call every award they lose out on, as “Yoruba awards” and cry about being denied the award because they’re Igbo. Their elder brother also once said: “I’m a Biafran. I have lived in Lagos and me, Yoruba and Hausa people have nothing in common”.

The whole Peter Obi charade is an IPOB and Igbo supremacist campaign to hijack power again like these people did in 1966. And they have international backing this time and are using the rogue ENDSARS foot soldiers led by that dirty/smelly looking scumbag, Aisha Yesufu, and the compromised hack journalist, David Hundeyin (these two posers are funded by western NGOs). Obi was a total failure as a governor. He was a failure as a member of GEJ’s government. But whimsically in 2022, they’re projecting the low IQ market trader as the saviour. If you can’t see the transparent charade - I can’t help you. If Obi wins, prepare yourselves for another civil war.

I’m not even a fan of Tinubu (I would’ve preferred Osinbajo) or Nigeria as a country. However, since this is where the country is at right now - if you’re Yoruba and you willingly go out there to vote for these IPOB Biafran miscreants - you deserve to be bundled up and sold into slavery. You have to be very daft not to see the handwriting on the wall.[/quote]
Sports / Re: Infantino Requests Countries To Name Stadium After Pele by JoNach: 10:56pm On Jan 02, 2023
Ahhh.. you no fear o, where ypu come rank Oga ZiZou?? Zidane After CR7 na Zidane b4 diego& pele because he has won everything in the game as player& coach

MERCHANDISER
post=119647373:

Messi is far better than this pele.
I have watched all his videos on YouTube, nothing spectacular.
Football then wasn't technical and sophisticated as it is today.


Messi is the GOAT
Ronaldo de Lima is the Deputy GOAT

next in GOAT ranking are

Christaino Ronaldo
Maradona and Pele
Ronaldinho
Drogba
Henry
Iniesta
Benzema
Marcelo
Dani Alves
Politics / Re: Tinubu Strikes Deal With G-5 Governors - Daily Trust by JoNach: 1:47pm On Dec 30, 2022
undisputedKOC:
Of course it is expected. Majority of SS is behind Tinubu, the Ijaw nation is behind Tinubu, the majority of the North are supporting Tinubu, and SW is following Tinubu bumper to bumper like Igbo drug traffickers follow cocaine across the world.

Only IPOB terrorists fools from Ojucrook land are supporting Peter Obi the IPOB candidate. These Zombidiot fools will be resoundingly disgraced by February next year after Tinubu wins the elections and is sworn in as president.

I will advise these hateful frustrated wretched Zombidiots to start contributing money to buy their coffins now before the price quadruples next year because I'm sure these Zombidiots can't bear the overwhelming disgrace, sorrow and depression that will follow after Peter Obi the political fraudster loses woefully by February elections. God bless the few Igbos with sense like Ken Nnamani, Soludo, Okonjo Iweala, Arthur Eze and the rest of them. Death to all IPOB terrorists.

Watch your back!!! Been monitoring you, you have only 1 life , don't loose it.
Politics / Re: Sowore, Falz And Mr Macaroni At EndSARS Memorial Procession (Video, Pictures) by JoNach: 7:24am On Oct 21, 2022
lhordspy:
Where are the families of those who were allegedly killed? Abi dem no get family? Them no get pictures? Where are the graves? Is it not funny that we havent seen someone that knows someone, that also knows someone that was killed? cheesy


'Gathering of Eye service people' .

Sowore- A failed Journalist, a worst activist and a disaster of a politician. Looking for attention as usual, anything to be in the news and enjoy his few minutes of media spotlight.

Mr macaroni - i dont even know where to even place this one. Anywhere belle-face attention seeking boy. You see him running his mouth and fingers all over twitter jumping on anything political upsetting issues looking for validations from ipob miscreants, while they suck his Di*k continously. They will soon turn on you one day for sure. Children of hate dont like someone for long, they are only enagaging in the fake love because of their tribesman political unachievable fantasy of ruling our country, the country they once called a zoo, not even ruling Biafra. Their envious and hatefilled soul will always tend to showcase itself, no matter how they surpress it.

The only real person in their midst there is Falz, just so unfortunate he has been successfully misled into engaging in Political sponsored Anti-government activities, cheerlead by Children of hate.


Tinubu, a man not in power can order the killings of protesters. But Peter Pandora, a serving Gorvernor didnt ordered the detainment of Nasiru El'rufai using DSS, right? Silly hypocrites

You zombidients just have big flat-head for nothing. What is the use of big-head without using it to think? angry


I swear I fit assassinate you clean if I can get your real face..report me!! I have your email, il catch you. You can't continue to be an " enemy of progress" your elimination is inevitable. Be " on guard"
Business / Re: Titan Trust Bank Completes Takeover Of Union Bank by JoNach: 4:32pm On Sep 30, 2022
[quote author=Unclefemolala

Lol u go still ask me to give you meffy phone num las las... crazeman
Business / Re: Titan Trust Bank Completes Takeover Of Union Bank by JoNach: 7:27am On Sep 30, 2022
[quote author=Unclefemolala post=117107794]

Lol , clown pls bring proof that he owns the bank

You na clown pro max!! Mr. I too know, no humble yourself make you dey learn, dey form say na you know pass. Na your type dey shout pass for beer palour argument but ..brain na shi shi.. see below and Google for more info.

https://afripost.ng/2022/06/20/probe-emefieles-alleged-ownership-of-titan-trust-bank-huriwa-tells-efcc/amp/
Business / Re: Titan Trust Bank Completes Takeover Of Union Bank by JoNach: 3:27am On Sep 29, 2022
Unclefemolala:


Then be quiet and stop being ignorant when people tell you fact...the info is on the internet to see

Go and tell people Emefiele owns TGI group and owns Union Bank...smh

How far, I'm still waiting for your apologies o, or have you not confirmed yet that Emiefele owns Titan bank and the matter is under investigation.?
Politics / Re: Unknown Men Are Threatening Me Because I Made Painting Of Peter Obi - Artist by JoNach: 4:22pm On Jul 22, 2022
They are the " enemies of the state!!!

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Gives A Tour Of ‘five Star’ Graveyard Where He Works In Italy by JoNach: 4:10pm On Jul 22, 2022
It's Italy of course.. all mafia organizations and families
Family / Re: His Maid Is Pregnant For Him And He Wants Abortion by JoNach: 12:47am On Jul 21, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
Birds of a feather. See the kind of friends you keep. A friend who sleeps with his maid. I can't imagine the greater atrocities you will commit in your time.

What advice do you want from us? I guess you are looking for solidarity from us to give your friend a go-ahead to do what exactly? If I knew his wife, I'll personally break the news to her and have her divorce him. Husband from hell.

Best bet, let him marry her as a second wife because if na me, I no go agree to be babymama or else I go scatter your home. I can never be sidelined. In his next life, he will learn to have restraint and keep his infested diick in his pants.

Lol scatter which home?? Dem no born you, dats how you people trap men after ignoring signs of no menstrual,and what you do u mean by birds of same feather is he the one that told him to bleep her? If he's your bro will you say same?? Is that even how you pay back the person that employed you by forcing yourself to Marry her husband you daughters of jezebelna your type dem dey poison neat.. no trace after autopsy sef. Yeye
Politics / Re: Labour Party To Unveil Baba-Ahmed As Obi’s Running Mate - Vanguard by JoNach: 8:29pm On Jul 07, 2022
BigSarah:
Weak, both aspirants are level-headed technocrats, with no history of extremism , to either Tribe or religion, they can't survive Nigeria's political arena...

They can't withstand Tinubu or Atiku, Obvious both will withdraw eventually.



Me support APC grin, just facing facts. Both are aspirants that represents what Nigeria should be, but unfortunately Nigeria isn't there yet, an incompetent extremists will definitely win.

So Jonathan's win in 2015 was dur to his extremism, aunty??
Politics / Re: Pictures From Labour Party Meeting In Kadana by JoNach: 8:38am On Jul 03, 2022
Eniitankorede:
This is deception. Most of the people there are igbos. Do you see anyone in hijab? You can continue to deceive yourself. Reality dons on you on Election Day.
So the lady standing at the extreme end ..what's the white thing all over her head called?? No give yourself heart attack o.. obi win or no win, it won't stop your shine.. hustle your own and shun tribalism
Politics / Re: Kwankwaso Insists On Being Presidential Candidate Of NNPP/LP Merger by JoNach: 8:28am On Jul 03, 2022
Abdu81:
these shows alot about the said Kwankwaso,he is insisting that power remains in the north after buhari's 8 good years. What an audacious greeed.
Not even just north, same north west region that is about to end an 8 years disastrous term

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Politics / Re: Video Of Peter Obi Saying Money Invested In SabMiller Is Worth Almost $100M by JoNach: 12:15am On Jun 25, 2022
081087n:

You Will never know peace all the days of your life , for the insult on my kids and generation, your will suffer for ever until you reverse what you typed. So shall it be you will from today continue to toil and never find peace,

All your labor will continue to be in vain as for what you typed to me and saying, it not my portion I'll not leave suffering for my children and my generation. But for you, peace and happiness will depart from your household...


Untop who will be the next president? na WA for you o

Is not all about swear or whatever, if you vote the wrong person because of tribalism, suffer will follow you automatically to your next generation is as simple as that !!!!not swear.. so don't get me wrong . Use your sense, think of your kids and generations future and vote wisely, simple. As for me..I'm made and blessed in Canada, so help yourself.
Politics / Re: Video Of Peter Obi Saying Money Invested In SabMiller Is Worth Almost $100M by JoNach: 5:46pm On Jun 24, 2022
081087n:
Obituary Pandora, Linus MBA, Lia Muhammad..

Let's congratulate jagaban, cause he's already the next president of Nigeria come 2023.

Obidient ppl are just here to make the number.

Na your pikin and generation go continue the suffer wey u leave for them. As you guys as seen as norm and tribalism has clouded your sense of reasoning..
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill Several Ebubeagu Operatives In Ihiala (Video,Pics) by JoNach: 9:52pm On Jun 17, 2022
Ameduedwin:
the blamed That supposed to goes to federal government is what this fool was calling Peter obi for as if Peter is the present State governor or the President of Nigeria, when did presidential candidate take over the responsibility of the incumbent president. Fool.
Lol, the guy will soon die of hatred . Trust me
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill Several Ebubeagu Operatives In Ihiala (Video,Pics) by JoNach: 9:49pm On Jun 17, 2022
dplordx:
Obi the perfect presidential candidate of this Ibos. This is the same state he transformed its security and turned to Dubai.
The hypocrisy of the Ibos is mind blowing. The same people of this region are fleeing like rats inside a burning house to Lagos daily, fleeing their cursed homeland ruled by Saint Obi, the man who turned his region to China and who fix Nigeria, yet this people who come to Lagos and start opening their filthy mouth; Tinubu stole, Lagos is overrated yet they can’t do without the state.
The same UGM activities has never been for once condemned by the same man whose house is on fire yet who wants to fix the lives of Nigerians whose homes are even in better condition than his. Very ironic

Hmmm.. omo is your hatred for ibos is disturbing o, you for just wear suicide vest enter one ibo gathering and blow up yourself. I promise you Tinubu your God will make your entire family billionaires for life!!
Politics / Re: Obi’s Egypt Trip Will Benefit Nigerians Whether He Is President Or Not- Spokesma by JoNach: 3:19pm On Jun 17, 2022
shigishege:
most of you followers of these Peter are illiterate. Can you point out where I ever said there is nothing to gain in his journey to Egypt?? What I'm asking is what you should answer. I was asking if none of all his educational qualifications teach him anything like development that he now needs to go to Egypt to learn how to develop his country??

I for like see your degree / watch result...you no fit be 2.1 student or 9A watch student.. I can bet with my life with these your comments.. #nooffence
Business / Re: Titan Trust Bank Completes Takeover Of Union Bank by JoNach: 4:38pm On Jun 03, 2022
Unclefemolala:


Then be quiet and stop being ignorant when people tell you fact...the info is on the internet to see

Go and tell people Emefiele owns TGI group and owns Union Bank...smh

He owns Titan my friend..which fact do you know.. is TGI into banking alone?? Do you know what and how they ventured into banking, why don't they own banks in any country in Asia and Middle East where thier business is most dominant They form prof. fr me lol . Little do you know. Let it end pls.. don't mesaage me again o.. I beg you pls ..
Business / Re: Titan Trust Bank Completes Takeover Of Union Bank by JoNach: 12:40am On Jun 03, 2022
Unclefemolala:


Oga be quiet..Titan Trust bank is owned by TGI group a multinational Investment company whose management is made up of Asians...Titan Trust bank has Tunde Lemo(CBN deputy ) in its board but isn't in anyway owned by a Nigerian...you're a customer care guy so I don't expect much knowledge from you about your firm

See as your confidently spewing rubbish. Na you give me customer service job .who told you I reside in that God forsaken nation? I don't need to prove anything to you tho... nothing is hidden under the sun for long.
Business / Re: Titan Trust Bank Completes Takeover Of Union Bank by JoNach: 7:21pm On Jun 02, 2022
Gamesmart:


You are a born buffoon.

So Emefiele is the owner of TGI Group?

Why are you people just born stuuupid?

Haba now, why the insults? I'm giving you 1st hand info you're raining insults on me? So if you later find out will you apologize? I have bad mouth but this discussion doesn't warrant insult,take your anger/frustration somewhere else or you can come to Titan bank at Sanusi fanfuwa, ask for me Joseph,( consumer banking) I can help you with a loan
Business / Re: Titan Trust Bank Completes Takeover Of Union Bank by JoNach: 5:21pm On Jun 02, 2022
starstaz:
Congratulations. Who is Bankrolling TTB in this arena. I repeat who's the Baba isale.

Titan trust bank is owned by can governor Godwin emefiele. The corruption is this administration is on a record high.. the truth will come out soon.

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Business / Re: Titan Trust Bank Completes Takeover Of Union Bank by JoNach: 5:17pm On Jun 02, 2022
datola:
Union Bank, bought over by one corrupt Nigerian.
Godwin emefiele's bank..100% facts

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Romance / Re: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by JoNach: 10:23pm On May 23, 2022
blingxx:
A but I will still cheat grin omor D p*ssy go sweet o see how she position leg .. laslas na C I go dey fvck pass

Lol.. the comment have been waiting for.. you be confirmed ashawo man... you sabi
Politics / Re: Deborah Samuel: Police Fire Live Bullets At Protesters In Sokoto, Scores Injured by JoNach: 2:41pm On May 14, 2022
Kestolove:
if the idiot girl had respect other people relign this rubbish wont be happening, christains always call the shot nd will b forming victim
Evil you!!! I bet you will loose a loved one next week . amen

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Politics / Re: Charles Awuzie: DCP Abba Kyari Is Innocent, Was Only Manipulated By Hushpuppi by JoNach: 12:20am On Aug 01, 2021
Nonpartisan1:
Abba Kyari has the tendency of associating with Billionaire criminals.

The sight of him with Obi Cubana 2 week's ago, nailed him. So he is guilty as charged.

Please what makes you feel Obi cubana is a criminal..what has he done to you to call him such?? you guys should take it easy on this envy and try and hustle yours... is it a crime to be rich.. haba bros. Let him be caught and found guilty 1st. Before labeling him. Different big men spend money different ways Aliko spent thousands of dollars on his side chicks in yankee. Otedola bought his 3 daughters 3 ferraris .what dis you say then..??

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