Crime › Re: Man Arrested After A Lady He Took Out, Died During Sex by JoNach: 1:34pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Hmmm ...almost happened to me sometym ago, buh i brought out more cash about 30k + from my pocket as i was panicking and looking for my car keys. suddenly ..pam!!! lights on, the babe became normal. #powerofmoneyonladies  |
Investment › Re: Maryam Shetty Mocks MMM Over Its Closure. PICS by JoNach: 3:57pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Candycrusher: I warned several people about the days of pennywise wealth solutions and other wonder banks but still they chose to be oblivious because of the promise of free money. In the next few years, another scam will be lunched and gullible Nigerians will still fall for it. I will never pity all of the mmm members. serves them right.
Mean while, MMM owner will be smiling like, Why are you crying other peoples cry? And which money did MMM make from participants that they will be smiling as there is no central account money is being paid into? Its better you focus on your personal ambitions and stop rejoicing on what you got no benefit from |
Celebrities › Re: Freeze Advises Oyedepo To Sell His Private Jet To Educate His Students For Free by JoNach: 3:42pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Living faith Nigeria limited. |
Sports › Re: Super Falcons Face Life Bans, Coaches, Officials To Be Axed - Officials by JoNach: 9:06pm On Dec 09, 2016 |
BeeBeeOoh: The thunder that will strike Amaju Pinnick is still buying okpa at nineth mile Enugu state.. Lmaoooo.... Ure a mad I swear, talk of the year, can't stop laughing |
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Tours Anambra's Industrial Sites With Ngige & Governor Obiano (Photos) by JoNach: 4:55pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
HopeAtHand: Anambra begging for relevance. c'mon man, its late 2016 , grow up |
Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by JoNach: 1:20pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
saintmark88: U get a 20dol bonus wen u provide ur first help??, pls were does tht money come from??, den every Tues n Thur moni is added to ur acct, we're does tht moni also come from??
These r questions no MMM person has been able to ansa.
Answern Tht question n I'll find d reason why MMM would crash MMM is the 5th most visited site in the country ...google search engine pays mmm website 0.5dollar for each time anybody opens mmm webpage so if I open it 100 times a day DAT is 0.5x100 , so imagine everyone DAT opens it . dats how dey make thier money u see adding to poles accounts .. |
Car Talk › Re: 2017 Honda CRV Is Here, What Do You Think About It? by JoNach: 4:50pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
Not for the recessed.....  |
Politics › Re: FG $29.96bn Loan: Saraki Must Not Join FG To Ruin Nigeria Ekiti State Governor by JoNach: 2:17pm On Nov 17, 2016 |
internetgangste: This scumbag! They don't want us to progress because he and his family is fine. this load is not going to be shared like they've always Done.
They are just trying to make it impossible for buhari to achieve anything, they are the real enemies of this country and they gon die miserably soon. www.mumu.com/internetganste |
Politics › Re: Falana Tells Buhari To Release Dasuki by JoNach: 12:25pm On Nov 14, 2016 |
patriotic9jaboy: How can he release someone who commited an offense of such magnitude? I trust buhari to ignore any court order. Dasuki, KANU and El-zakzaky are a threat to national security and no sane government will release them. Not even the loud mouthed trump who can't tolerate people for their skin color will release such high profile criminals pls explainin two lines and not more tbhan 24 words how[b] DASUKI[/b] release will be a threat to national security. |
Sports › Re: BBC African Footballer Of The Year Nominees Will Be Revealed At 7pm Today. by JoNach: 12:07pm On Nov 12, 2016 |
Mahrez, aubamayeng , slimani |
Sports › Re: 8 Highest Paid Nigerian Footballers by JoNach: 12:20pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Adekorya: This Ighalo funny o, so it's 30k you're collecting at Watford, and you turned 300,000k offer from China?
Seriously, that was kind of opportunity that come at once and he missed it. I tire o, but the thing is that he's ambitious, he wants to make his name in England then move to china when his value most have doubled. |
Sports › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah Splashes N15m On Players & Coach After Federation Cup by JoNach: 8:35pm On Nov 09, 2016 |
Nnew: Am A Proud Nnewian  Same here...u male or fem |
Politics › Re: Fayose At Orange FM, Ondo Today, Talks About Jimoh Ibrahim, INEC & EFCC by JoNach: 5:16pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Noblesoul123: Well, if you must know, am not a Nairaland worker. Neither do I survive on what I can salvage from political office like your ilk. My grammar which you commented on, is a sure sign of the quality of upbringing I got from my lovely parents. At least you have unwittingly conceded one point; the fact that my humble self is Light Years ( if you even know the meaning) ahead of you. As to my financial status, I grew up spending holidays abroad before such hobbies became popular. Therefore I don't have to be a political jobber like you whose wellbeing is predicated on how much public funds he can steal. Look here my boy, get a real life and stop licking the ass**s of politicians Ahh ahh ..you this pauper still got ma tym replying me ...lol , c'mon gerrrout of my page and get something doing with your wretched life , if you like spend hols in replublic of parental upbringing or survive on your unreasonable english .it's your shit bro! I can also lick your. Mums cunt if you bring it on as far she has something to offer....avoid wretchedness!!!! Come to Ph and chop life ,dumbo!!! |
Politics › Re: Fayose At Orange FM, Ondo Today, Talks About Jimoh Ibrahim, INEC & EFCC by JoNach: 1:35pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Noblesoul123: As usual, those that lack proper parental upbringing and are lurking on the lower rungs of the socioeconomic ladder are always quick to display their mannerless behavior. I won't join issues with your dad because its obvious that your never knew what home training means. My boy, heed my advice; stop being a lackey & a lick spittle to these politicians because they have nothing to offer you. By the way, its seems that you had to beg your demi god for airtime before replying my post abi? It took you quite a while Hahahahaha...politics have taken me far, but your grammar has only landed you as a staff of NL, I'm too busy to be replying you ,always if ure jobless,swallow your pride and seek for help.grammar cannot put food on your table . neither can it release you from your poverty state!! |
Politics › Re: Buhari Meets With Rotimi Akeredolu, Ondo APC Governorship Candidate by JoNach: 4:59pm On Nov 07, 2016 |
SillyMods: At least some of you should have known by now that Nigerians understand that the genesis of their current economic woes is not PMB. It's the reason APC won in Edo state of all places.
Stop online ranting for "likes" and face reality. Ondo is between APC and AD. And if AD wins it, it won't be because of any perceived misdeed of APC but because of Oke's popularity. Whatever !!!! Its my opinion nt your business and neither of the trio feeds me tho, Maybe you eat from one of them scrumbs that's why you ranting with rage. You sound hungry |
Politics › Re: Fayose At Orange FM, Ondo Today, Talks About Jimoh Ibrahim, INEC & EFCC by JoNach: 4:50pm On Nov 07, 2016 |
Noblesoul123: As expected, the beneficiaries of stomach infrastructure have been unleashed to chant the praises of their demi god. Go ahead, the puerile rants of your ilk are of no effect. In case your puny mind is yet to be told, achievements transcend occupying political posts from where peanuts are handed out to ass lickers such as yourself You sound like ure soaked in poverty ?? Sorry man, your father must have failed you.  |
Car Talk › Re: The Toyota Land Cruiser That Is Faster Than A Lamborghini by JoNach: 4:55pm On Nov 02, 2016 |
Please someone should explain reccesion ? because this new Land cruiser jeep is on the road everywhere in ikoyi,vi,lekki axis. |
Politics › Re: Fayose At Orange FM, Ondo Today, Talks About Jimoh Ibrahim, INEC & EFCC by JoNach: 7:55pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
Noblesoul123: Glorified motor park tout Dumbo!!!! What have you achieved in your life as a " non motor park tout" ?? |
Politics › Re: Soldiers Foil Suicide Car Bombing In Borno (GRAPHIC) by JoNach: 4:44pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
Mad people ... Well done NA |
Politics › Re: Buhari Meets With Rotimi Akeredolu, Ondo APC Governorship Candidate by JoNach: 5:32pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
PDP just lost it with Jimoh ibrahim as thier preferred candidate . I hope Segun Oke of AD wins , but as for this useless APC party....NO WAY!!!! d hunger in the land will surely make people vote against APC . |
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Okeke's Video: ABS Releases Statement by JoNach: 10:39am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Moral of the story: Nobody associates with failure or downfall. Only with winners and success |
Sports › Re: Is There Any Reasonable Reason Why Mikel Hasn't Played For Chelsea Yet ??? by JoNach: 2:00pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
The new coach (conte) adviced him not to go for the Olympics because he was to build his squad early through the pre season training programs. Mikel did not yield to his bosses advice's because he was desperate for an Olympic Gold medal that will make him to have achieved all in both club and national in football and surpass KANU , because KANU hasn't won the nations cup before.but has won the Olympics which Mikel hasn't . They have both won UCL,EPL, FA cup, league cup. I understand mikels ambitions for going to the Olympic , both he will never have a starting shirt under conte or even on the bench not because of disobeying conte, but Mikel slow style of play doesn't fit into the 3-4-3 Chelsea is playing now, it requires high intensity with pace in the midfield to shield the back three and supply the front three which Kante and Magic is doing perfectly.
We hope to see him in the FA cup and league cup before he leaves at the end of the season |
Properties › Re: Fire Oubreak At Oriental Hotel In Victoria Island, Lagos. See Photos by JoNach: 11:35am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Haaaa....I have a wedding there on Saturday o...I pray its not much because I don't know what they want the couples + aso ebi buyers to do  |
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Baroness Scotlan, Commonwealth Secretary General, by JoNach: 3:49pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
See shoe na!! If its that mallam now , he go wear kaftan without singlet ,with palm slippers its only during campaign that he wore suit , scammer.
What baffles me most is how people voted for someone that dodged presidential debates and refused to show school cerficate as president. If you guys don't like Good luck Jonathan shebi there was a KOWA party aspirant?? Don't blame buhari for our economic woes ,blame yourselves who voted for him. because he dodged to come and explain his economic plans when he was called for debate and you still voted for him. |
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Okeke's Video Leaks. Miss Anambra 2015 In Scandal by JoNach: 9:14pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
I still blame buhari ..I pray something will make him to step down..Or let him die by fire "in MFM voice |
Nairaland General › Re: See The Owl They Killed At Ikotun Market This Morning by JoNach: 7:02pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
Its places in ikotun ,igando etc you will see/ hear news like this, why not in places like banana island , Vi lekki , ikoyi?? Poverty no good oo, it is naturally accustomed to witchcraft. |
Politics › Re: Precious Sonia Chikwendu: EFCC's Statement On The Detention Of Fani-kayode Wife by JoNach: 2:00pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
Johnnyessence: We all know that fayose is a tyrant he is a thug hidden under politics in nigeria he will surely be dealth with when he leaves d government house in 2018.immunity won't help him this time. He will be treated as a criminal Shut your stinking mouth jare...is it you that will deal with him ?? Dogara Buratai dambazzau and the rest should also be treated as criminals ..zombie!!! |
Politics › Re: Fayose Helps A Sick Lady With Elephantiasis For 3 Years (Pics) by JoNach: 3:33pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Deckylicious: cheap stunt. cheque dah will bounce. Go to school now, illiterate , we have free govt schools now that u can learn and understand english . |
Business › Re: Dangote: Even If FG Wants To Sell NLNG On Credit, I Am Not Interested by JoNach: 12:38pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
princemedico: He should tell that to himself. If you believe this you are the most gullible of all.
He is speaking like he cares, a billionaire that is dragging bottled water business with average millionaires. He should try something else, story for the gods. Hr doesn't do bottling water business neither does he have 1% in Dansa mowa water, its owned by sani his brother . pls be guided |
Business › Re: Recession: Prices Of Food Soer Higher As Carton Of Fish Hit N22,000 by JoNach: 8:23pm On Sep 30, 2016 |
Bolustic: I guess we Nigerians are shortchanging ourselves, yes there is hike in food prices, but I feel we the masses often cheat one another for only reasons known to God.
I was surprised when my brother bought bag of rice for 13,700 naira last week for my nephew's christening ceremony whereas it is being sold at higher prices in the SS&SE around 20,000 naira (according to Nairalanders from those regions).
The government needs to set up a marketing board that will ensure consumers are not exploited. abeg gve me ur brothers number, I need to call him asap to know where he bought his bag of rice, hope is not "abakaliki rice" ? |
Romance › Re: Lady Makes Daughter Of A Pastor Abort Her 4 Months Pregnancy by JoNach: 1:52pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
olaolulazio: Even when I didn't see her name, I still believe she's from the ugu exporting state or somewhere close. She's of the IPOB. RETARD!!!! Its only in afonja land you will see a woman with children from different fathers (polyandry in nature) |
Politics › Re: Psychiatric Test On Police Officers In Lagos: Police Medical Team Arrives by JoNach: 12:04pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Not only the armed police men, but also the unarmed ones because they also abuse their uniforms and nobody knows when they will become armed.
...latsma too ,very necessary |