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CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Shades Ice Prince & Phyno, Says They Wear Fake Designer Wristwat by JoNach: 8:52pm On Jun 28, 2017
Khutie:
At least we know wah they do, Hushpuppi yhu re going around shading everybody yet none of us will be able to point a finger to wah boils Benjamins for yhu. next thing yhu gonna hear him xaying I didn't go to Malaysia to count bridge... Yhu go soon go dere to count jail gate…bitch ass niggur looking for cheap attendion
No mind am, he no get car, he nvr gree buy car, abi u don see am floss with car b4 huh Only God know d contract wey him and him juju man sign unto car
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Shades Ice Prince & Phyno, Says They Wear Fake Designer Wristwat by JoNach: 8:48pm On Jun 28, 2017
[quote author=idris4r83 post=57931576]This guy too get mouth.[/quote

Lol him name na Philips
PoliticsRe: Dangote Reacts To Quit Notice On Igbos by JoNach: 10:14am On Jun 28, 2017
Hausa. Man with ibo man sense!!! God bless you Alhaji as you continue to empower the youths and have employed over 15,000 staffs worldwide..
SportsRe: 5 Nigerians Drafted Into The National Basketball Association (Photos) by JoNach: 2:52pm On Jun 24, 2017
Segadem:
equal to Nigerians grin




but wait oh, where is the other region?
They are coming, they are still reviewing the quit notice declaration
CelebritiesRe: Alex Iwobi And Tinie Tempah Hang Out Together (Photos) by JoNach: 2:48pm On Jun 24, 2017
NCAN (name checkers) won't see these one to talk o, its always when its bad news,... Afonja and bad belle..smh
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths Shortlist 12 Names For 2019 Presidency by JoNach: 1:33pm On Jun 20, 2017
omenkaLives:
When are we gonna stop using such provocative tone in passing messages across to people?

What kind of nonsense is this?
As in...very pathetic!! Thats Why sometimes I really think Nigeria is a zoo.
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Orisaguna Rocks Chanel Jacket In New Photos by JoNach: 1:10pm On Jun 20, 2017
Fresca:
Modified: People are stupid oo, I'm happy for this woman's success. If you like mention me up and down, I have time... it's not fuvking Chanel. See all the c c all over it like its one cheap something grin grin I just dey Laff! Who the hell is tiana? Lol just because some useless "fake designer tailor" that went and sewed cloth and put cc all over, it's Chanel?? Lmao.... only Chanel designer I know is Karl Lagerfield. U pipu can Goan kill yourselves

Which yeye Chanel? People are naive oo. Do you know how much is anything Chanel? Doesn't even look like real Chanel, that brand is too classy, this looks like child's play jacket.. maybe Aba made version
ure right guy, nobody is killing him or herself, why the ragehuh If it's fake or real how does it help ur hustle??
CrimeRe: Criminals Beaten And Burnt To Death In Calabar. Graphic Photos by JoNach: 3:08pm On Jun 18, 2017
neoShinto:
Too bad the name of the suspect wasn't released

But I know say na one of those people

Hairy lazy gorillas who are lowlife criminals and won't stop until they develop the world by force

Spits on the criminal's burnt flat hëad grin
That's how your unborn son will die .. Amen, bastard
CrimeRe: Billionaire Kidnapper, Evans Was Kidnapped By A Rival Gang by JoNach: 1:20pm On Jun 16, 2017
[quote author=zamirikpo post=57568621]my friend sharap........has anyone forced u to read, if u dont need the news/updates on crime, move on, for me i need to be informed. i've learnt two things from this short story.
1. I could be trailed for a long distance, so as i drive, i have to be alert
2. keeping these criminals in prison doesnt stop them from committing crime.

Enough if not all should be squeezed out of evans for public good.[/quot


Would have loved to reply you and explain better , but your response show you are one of the kids I try to avoid on NL ... So no need, it will never sink in ur head.
CrimeRe: Billionaire Kidnapper, Evans Was Kidnapped By A Rival Gang by JoNach: 10:38am On Jun 16, 2017
Enough of all these Evans different story by Nigerian Police, the public doesnt need to know much for security reasons take the criminal to court and sentence him!!!
PoliticsRe: CCB Declares Saraki Has No Case To Answer by JoNach: 11:42am On Jun 14, 2017
Who agrees with me that buhari is going to break fast this evening with tafawa balewa, Ahmadu Bello, where ever they are
CrimeRe: Pastor Beats Landlady To Death In Anambra Over Rent, His Shrine Discovered. Pics by JoNach: 5:52pm On Jun 12, 2017
Intrepid01:
he made no sense to those who are reasonable...but to his kind like you....he did!!!..lol
I agree , lol or no lol , he did really mess u wella, with facts , u whr speechless bro and resulted to insult as your tool !!!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Graduates With Distinction At U.S. Army War College by JoNach: 5:43pm On Jun 12, 2017
Nigerians always doing us proud in diaspora...
PoliticsRe: Seven Mps Of Nigerian Origin Just Elected Into The UK Parliament, Meet Them. by JoNach: 2:07pm On Jun 12, 2017
Northerners that the British colonials left power in their hands sef , shi shi , dem no see anything , even bus driver sef.
CrimeRe: Pastor Beats Landlady To Death In Anambra Over Rent, His Shrine Discovered. Pics by JoNach: 10:30am On Jun 11, 2017
Intrepid01:
the way some igbo peeps go dey beef dem Baba Adeboye, Bishop Oyedepo and Dr. Olukoya; .... dey'll go to any length to pretend as genuine pastors to attain prosperity...to dem everything na business
See as delispot don mess u finish, as uve always reused to grow up and acquire sense
CrimeRe: Pastor Beats Landlady To Death In Anambra Over Rent, His Shrine Discovered. Pics by JoNach: 10:14am On Jun 11, 2017
[quote author=SingleDad post=57399524][/quote]Ure just a mumu , simple swear u cannot, ure just insulting pple for no reason
CelebritiesRe: Mayweather’s Visit To Create  Job Opportunities For Young Entrepreneurs. by JoNach: 10:21pm On Jun 08, 2017
Misplaced priorities.... Saraki and Tyson loading , Na Now CHANGE start... APC!!! Wehdone sirs'
SportsRe: Super Eagles Players Holds A Minute Silence In Honour Of Late Keshi (Photos) by JoNach: 10:48am On Jun 07, 2017
Most successful indigenous coach Ever!!!!
CrimeRe: Waitress Dies Mysteriously In Hotel In Umuahia, Angry Villagers Barricade Hotel by JoNach: 7:55am On Jun 07, 2017
verygudbadguy:
I sympathize with her family. Only God knows what truly happened but do not rule out the possibility of electrocution.

I slept in one hotel one night and when I entered the bathroom in the morning to take a shower, I experienced an electrical shock when I took up the shower handle. I never saw the possibility of the this but it happened. It could be from the water heater.




RIP.
You are the only one that has made a sensible comment so far , regarding this matter .
CrimeRe: Uncle Arrested For Stealing And Selling His Niece For N150,000 by JoNach: 7:44am On Jun 07, 2017
[quote author=Funlord2 post=57255477]E don enter this one wella!

You can as well go and drink sniper with ice cubes to cure your pain! grin[

You will outgrow it don't worry, its a matter of time
CrimeRe: Eletric Cable Thief In Imo Beaten, Stripped & Paraded Unclad (Photos) by JoNach: 7:13pm On Jun 06, 2017
Please can someone explain to me the correlation between "being caught committing a crime and being strap unclad" because I'm not understanding. huh
CrimeRe: Uncle Arrested For Stealing And Selling His Niece For N150,000 by JoNach: 5:15pm On Jun 06, 2017
Funlord2:
NCAN "ego unit" commander reporting live from the front lines.....


Colonel otimkpu! Can you see that name? Emekason chukwupower?

Please stop all dis dry jokes and grow up, or be mute if you have nothing to say, thanks






Yes general...its the ipob jews representing once again
SportsRe: Cheick Tiote Collapses & Dies During Training In China by JoNach: 6:40pm On Jun 05, 2017
pythonkid:
ha tiote I remember the guy around 2011 or so Arsenal vs Newcastle.. 4-3 abi 4-4.. that was when I knew him that his goal was bad Gan... God why... they guy still dey come up na
4-4 bro, he scored the equaliser for Newcastle, Newcastle came from 4-0 to draw 4-4

Rip chiek
PoliticsRe: 'I Think Nigeria Is Getting Out Of Recession' - Finance Minister, Kemi Adeosun by JoNach: 4:10pm On Jun 02, 2017
Shes doing her best by guessing, thinking and purchasing office equipment for the tune of 17billion nairahuh? You better acquire sense asap b4 its too late, forget all this their propaganda statistics and stop hoping on them. They don't send you 1bit, just wotj hard on your on own with focus and be successful.... Bless

To slap u just dey hungry me cos u are a big MuMuu. Ur World bank minister Mrs gele left our economy in a terrible state, she left 27 state in total bad state cos dey cudn't pay salaries, our civil service was filled wit ghost workers and she cudn't advice Mr stealing is not corruption to save during d time of oil boom. When things became so bad due to fall of oil prices Madam world bank told us to prepare ourselves for Austerity measures which are presently facing and i am so sure she knew we wud find ourselves in dis recession dat was y she pleaded so badly to GEJ to make dat call.
Madam Kemi is seriously cleaning her mess, raising monies to bail out states owing salaries (well their thieving governors still no gree pay dem) and she sent packiNg over 27000 ghost workers. Madam Kemi is doing her best to bring us out of dis recession only dat children of hate from d rising watever with their blank heads will never see anything gud in her. God bless u Ma, gradually we will all surmount dis challenging period.[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Hannah Turay, Kanu Ogbonna's Baby Mama Reacts: 'Leave Me And My Kids' by JoNach: 7:40pm On May 30, 2017
This Ikeji family sef, you marry problem, you no marry problem
CelebritiesRe: Hannah Turay, Kanu Ogbonna's Baby Mama Reacts: 'Leave Me And My Kids' by JoNach: 7:39pm On May 30, 2017
Its just too early for this marriage to be having such social media controversies at this stage. Its really driving towards hitting the rock, I hope it doesn't
CareerRe: LASTMA Sacks 20 Over Corruption by JoNach: 8:30am On May 30, 2017
I hope that official that has one eye that operates within Maryland to ikeja and oba akran axis is among them?? I have seen him jump into peoples cars and danfo buses to seize d steering from the drivers on many occasions.
PoliticsRe: #PMBFailuresAt2 Trending On Twitter As Nigerians Rate President Buhari by JoNach: 5:31pm On May 29, 2017
sbashir10:
I'm sure both you and your brother are mediocre, and the alacrity at which he was shut down by your ill fated arguments shows that.

At first neither both PMB nor GEJ caused it, we're in recession because of our over dependence on oil, and when global oil price dropped, during Buhari regime, we we're unable to cope because GEJ left little or nothing in our Foreign reserve.

Saudi arabia enters recession with over 300 billion dollars in foreign reserve, and were however able to maintain it's economy.

What is Buhari fault in thishuh his fault is fighting corruption that has already been engulfed by GEJ administration, Stealing is not corruption crooner , I'm sure he should be awarded for that statement.


It's either we take it or leave it, we're in the situation we are now, because we've not been saving when oil was selling above 140 dollars per barrel, your so called GeJ was busy drinking in Aso rock while the likes of dasuki were looting our reserves.

Buhari is on the right track but at the wrong time, our economy needs to be diversified. most advanced countries has their economy diversified into many sectors like Agriculture, production etc.


take a cue from india, Malaysia and Singapore, Thailand etc...... We cannot just face oil alone, what has happened to the pyramid of groundnut in kano, Cotton of zaria and Ginger of Southern kaduna, cocoa of south west, oil palms etc...
My brother cool down , Buhari/APC has failed us , no need to cover up for them, putting square pegs in round holes due to sentiments + lopsided appointments worsened what could have been averted ...
CelebritiesRe: Bola Tinubu And Adunoluwa Farombi, Moji Olaiya's Daughter Meet (Photos) by JoNach: 8:00pm On May 22, 2017
This burial has been politicised ...
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Asiedu: "My Big Boobs Got Me My Husband And I Will Never Reduce Them" by JoNach: 2:34pm On May 22, 2017
See d yeye boobs ... Like d husband head
PoliticsRe: Wheelbarrow Pushing Is A Lucrative Business In Benue, Checkout Their Association by JoNach: 8:16pm On May 19, 2017
At all at all na him bad pass . grin

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