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RomanceRe: Father Exonerates Principal Accused Of Impregnating Daughter by jonadaft: 5:29am On Jul 06, 2015
Okay
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Need To Abstain From Pre-marital Sex by jonadaft:
sandrannna:
http://adegboyegailori.com/10-reasons-why-you-need-to-abstain-from-pre-marital-sex/
Shut da fùck up
It's the way you dress you would be addressed
How can you dress like whòre on your profile (showing off your big bóobs that I will love to fùck) and be advising to stay away from premarital sexhuh
Hypocrite
CareerRe: 8 Solid Advantages Of Marrying An Accountant by jonadaft: 8:47pm On Jul 05, 2015
maureensylvia:
op is married
Lie Op is only claiming to be engaged undecided
PoliticsRe: Presidency Denies Zahra Buhari's Twitter Account, Says It Has Been Compromised by jonadaft: 7:26pm On Jul 05, 2015
All this FÛCKTARD scammers angry spamming and stalking My crush angry
PoliticsRe: Ekiti PDP Accuses Buhari Of Harbouring Wanted Murder Suspect. by jonadaft: 7:25pm On Jul 05, 2015
Otunbatrafford:
Where were they when Jonathan elevated Kashamu the wanted drug Baron in the US? Useless people. Meanwhile, Buhari's government is a government that is not going to tolerate impunity.
Why did you call my name again .huh
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Children In IDP Camp Dalori Close To Konduga Maiduguri by jonadaft: 6:31pm On Jul 05, 2015
MY WIFE MUST BE RIGHT grin

CareerRe: 8 Solid Advantages Of Marrying An Accountant by jonadaft: 6:29pm On Jul 05, 2015
maureensylvia:
Marrying an accountant is great because …

1. They are detail oriented
Now this may not be on the top of your list of must-have qualities for your ideal partner, but you
will soon start to see it pay off. Whether it’s remembering your birthday or when to test the smoke
detectors, dating a detail-oriented person definitely has its advantages.

2. They clean up well
Maybe it’s not all that important, but you have to admit it’s nice being seen in public with a snazzy
dresser. They have very good taste in clothing.

3. They’re reliable
There’s nothing worse than marrying someone who is constantly letting you down. You won’t have
that problem when you marry an accountant, being reliable is in more
than just their job description; it’s in their DNA.

4. They’re wise investors
Remember, it’s an accountant’s job to detect liabilities and calculate risk, so they know a wise
investment when they see one. You should feel valuable knowing that an accountant chose you as
a partner because they’ve likely weighed the risk and still found you well worth it.

5. They’ll help you become more financially responsible
Having a money-conscious mind always around you suddenly makes it harder to spend frivolously
or make rash financial decisions. You’ll probably discover that it’s not just guilt holding you back
from splurging. There’s a good chance that some smart spending habits that have rubbed off on
you.

6. They’re in it for the long-haul

Accountants are no strangers to working long hours. They’re used to putting in extra time and
forgoing sleep when a deadline must be met, most accountants refuse
to throw in the towel; when they make a decision, they’re committed to it. She attributes her long,
healthy marriage partially to the dedication she’s acquired from being an accountant.

7. They’re overly organized
Accountants work with many moving pieces to ensure financially flawless documents. They never
let things fall through the cracks, especially those things that others may put off or even forget.
“There is no doubt you can count on us to be organized,” whether it’s paying bills,
meeting deadlines or searching to find the best price available before a purchase, accountants are
organized individuals.

8. They come in handy during tax season
Most people would rather pull their own teeth out than attempt to do their own taxes. Only slightly
less agonizing is footing the bill for someone else to do them for you. those
who marry an accountant can bypass both of these situations because their significant other
can take care of the dirty work.

AM PROUD TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT...

cc: crazyman, 1forall, lalasticlala
Op dey use style advertise herself wink
Na so girls dey do if dem don dey find one maga brida emma to marry wink
SEE HOW SHE PACK BREĂST FULL EVERY WHERE cheesy
NBANU grin
GET THEE BEHIND ME grin
I REFUSE TO BE TEMPTED tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Collection Of Extremely Funny Comments On Nairaland (Screenshots) by jonadaft: 6:10pm On Jul 05, 2015
sKeetz:
Fa.ggot, Leave me the alone sad
Jobless wankęr

Nairaland GeneralRe: A Collection Of Extremely Funny Comments On Nairaland (Screenshots) by jonadaft: 5:57pm On Jul 05, 2015
sKeetz:
FU_CK ME WITH A SICK DICCK!! grin
Ode
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Collection Of Extremely Funny Comments On Nairaland (Screenshots) by jonadaft: 5:55pm On Jul 05, 2015
sKeetz:
sad
Stop being a dumbfùck dickheąd asshóle with that shıty meaningless picture you're posting everywhere.
If you want to get hit, go and stand in the middle of third Mainland bridge angry
PhonesRe: 5 Reasons Why You Should Choose Blackberry 10 Over Android by jonadaft: 5:42pm On Jul 05, 2015
Atmmachine:
[size=20pt]ANDROIDS[/size] are for students who have low income.

[size=20pt]IPHONES[/size] are for photo freak people who buys iphone with their live savings.

[size=20pt]BLACKBERRIES[/size] are for men of class, multi-billionaires.
Daft thought

And why is android subscription so expensive? X3 that of bb.

So who thuraya SATALITE phones for? The street beggers I guesshuh
PhonesRe: 5 Reasons Why You Should Choose Blackberry 10 Over Android by jonadaft: 5:39pm On Jul 05, 2015
[s]
MaxNaija:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-uqq7hvKBuo8/VZfANP4m7II/AAAAAAAACb8/vNhcmxaP8Bg/s320/blackberry-z10-vs-android-n.jpg[/img]

Here are 5 reasons why the Blackberry 10 smartphone is seen as a better option over the android smartphone.

1. Multitasking: On Blackberry 10, any app can be instantly minimized with the swipe up gesture and is then accessible as a small file on a separate screen.

2. BlackBerry Hub: The Blackberry 10 has a dedicated hub that unites all your text messages, IMs, emails, social network feeds, call records, etc., in one centralized place, thereby making it easy to get all your notifications in order, read, and respond how you want.

3. Search: In BB 10 OS, you don’t have to open up a dedicated search apps, just start typing your desired term from the home screen and the search window opens up automatically.

4. Notifications: On BB OS 10, all new incoming messages and notifications are shown momentarily. This works with all apps including games. Android provides the same functionality, but they don’t work well with all apps. The blackberry 10 has a better notification access than its android counterpart.

5. Security: With Android phones, if you forgot your password all you need do is to get the phone flashed to bypass the security lockscreen. The same can’t be done on BB OS 10. The blackberry 10 OS is more secured than the android OS. Since the android OS is an open source, it can be easily tweaked or customised, making prone to virus and easy to hack.

If you know other things BB OS 10 does better than Android, please let us know in the comment section below.

Source: http://www.maxnaija.com/2015/07/5-reasons-why-you-should-choose.html
[/s]
Crap!
You can NEVER compare android to bb anytime.
Android is unstoppable and unlimited.
People love freedom and that is why bb is of no match to Android wink
Inferiority complex dey worry you grin
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 4:45pm On Jul 05, 2015
SalC:
Keep beating about the bush, that's how we know people with no answers.
Shut da fùck up
Idol worshipper
If you don't change,
On the day of judgment,
Mary will deny you
Jesus will even deny you.
FoodRe: If Your Partner's Mum Serves You Any Of These, What Would You Do? by jonadaft: 2:56pm On Jul 05, 2015
Sile12, I CAN ONLY MANAGE .16 and. 18
CelebritiesRe: Tamilore Ojo-Martins: I'm Perfect At Sex, I Enjoy Marathon Sex (Photos) by jonadaft: 2:38pm On Jul 05, 2015
westgermany:
End time...b like say INTROVERT don sleep...chia......FTC dey sweet ooooo
I don dash the jobless mumu one gateman work na.
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 11:19am On Jul 05, 2015
SalC:
Sorry if you know me too well, you will realise name calling don't move me one bit.

Am still waiting for answer to my question or perhaps you can't find any? smiley
And what silly question is that?
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 11:16am On Jul 05, 2015
[s]
Syncan:
You should really laugh out loud I tell you.

An angel coming from God said to Mary "blessed art thou among women." Lk 1:28

Elizabeth Filled with the Holy Ghost said to Mary "Blessed art thou among women" Lk1:42

A woman inspired by Jesus teachings said of Mary "Blessed is the womb that bare thee" Lk 11:27

...Yet the OP says the woman worshiped Mary and Jesus rebuked her.

Bro Vest, you really need to laugh out loud.
[/s]
I see...
Look himself must be the originator of catholicism
He must be a Virgin lover
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 9:18am On Jul 05, 2015
SalC:
That you refer to it as a stupid question doesn't automatically make it so.

Can you show us any other child of Mary?
And you call yourself a Christianhuh
Hypocrite !
RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Put The Blame On When They Have Lost Their Virginity by jonadaft: 9:08am On Jul 05, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]oh yea! You must be an old idíot.

Now go back to that cave where you crawled out from.

Imp![/color]
Lousy fucktárd
Stop spewing rubbish to demoralize some decent girls that have kept themselves well for their husband.
If you're so hořny and wants to get laid, go get a vaseline or soap or better still, I am sure you have sistershuh
Fûcking wankęr Asshóle tongue
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 9:03am On Jul 05, 2015
jnrbayano:
"Honour"

1. respect that is given to someone who is admired

2. good reputation : good quality or character as judged by other people

3. high moral standards of behaviour

Etc.

<Webster Merriam dictionary>

Which of the definition above cant I use to describe Mary, mother of Jesus who is God?

Do you honour your father and Mother by the way?
Sickness
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 9:01am On Jul 05, 2015
SSPX:
I hate this topic
You hate what will open your eyes and put some sense into your skullhuh Hypocrite !
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 8:50am On Jul 05, 2015
jnrbayano:
Who disvirgined her.

You?
The most stupíd question ever
Was it only Jesus Mary gave birth tohuh

I see catholicism as a religion form by one obsessed and posseed retąrded virgin lover.

Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 8:45am On Jul 05, 2015
SSPX:
Stop wondering you heretic dullard, Mary is the MOTHER OF Jesuse Daughter of God the Father and Spoues of Holy spirit so she divinely connected and all grace we receive from God pass through her hand that is why she is full of Grace.
shocked
*falls from mango tree *
Epic fail cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 8:39am On Jul 05, 2015
[s]
jnrbayano:
Take for instance,

If I have the fore-knowledge of a plot to assassinate someone on Monday en route to work (I eavesdropped on the plotters) and advised that target should either stay put at home or take another route, if he heed and thus remain alive:

I delivered him from that danger. No?
[/s]
Rubbish!
Stop being silly
Open your head and think..
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 8:29am On Jul 05, 2015
Tallesty1:
This short prayer says otherwise.





We fly to thy patronage, O holy Mother of God;
despise not our petitions in our necessities,
but deliver us always from all dangers,
O glorious and blessed Virgin.
Amen.


I wonder who gave her such power.
SO GOD HAD SEX WITH A VIRGIN GIRL AND LATER GAVE BIRTH TO HIMSELFhuh
SMH
HOW SENSELESS ARE THIS PEOPLEhuh
Crazy silly people

ONLY ONE CONDOM COULD HAVE SAVED THE WHOLE WORLD... sad

Christianity EtcRe: BVN & The *666 Mark* by jonadaft: 8:18am On Jul 05, 2015
All i can say is undecided

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HENROSHUN:
Hello, recent events in the banking sector has caused me to look into God's word and know that the rapture of the saints is no longer near but right at the door. It all started with SIM registration, then to NUBAN (ten digit bank account numbers), now we have BVN and NIN without which you cannot transact your business.

It is important to know these are consolidation of data for the mark of the beast which is an identity and money system. I have watched customers queue up and denied access to their money because they don't have BVN and by September 1st no transaction will hold without your NIN (national identity number). These are a build-up to the Mark of the Beast. You cannot buy or sell without it. Now BVN and NIN are no longer optional in transacting your banking business and the world is fast going cashless. Observing the speed and deadlines given, what will be the banking system in the next two years?

Brethren are we still playing church at this time? Jesus is coming for a church without spot or wrinkle. After the rapture comes the great tribulation, who can stand? If now is so hard for many how much more then? If you have a social network, BVN, SIM registration or NIMC, welcome to reality, your data is already captured. The only way out now is making rapture. You will be treated as a traitor if you refuse the code which will no longer be on plastic cards but on your right hand or forehead. It won't be visible to the eye but picked with a hand scanner everyone can afford.

This is a call to seriousness to everyone who has an ear to listen. If you are not born again, please do so now by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and live by God's standards. For many that are already born again, remember it must be a church without spot or wrinkle, so let go of all sin, malice and unforgiveness. Pray for every soul and the weak. He is no longer near, but right at the door. THINK ABOUT THE WORD. GOD HELP US ALL, AMEN
K

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HENROSHUN:
Hello, recent events in the banking sector has caused me to look into God's word and know that the rapture of the saints is no longer near but right at the door. It all started with SIM registration, then to NUBAN (ten digit bank account numbers), now we have BVN and NIN without which you cannot transact your business.

It is important to know these are consolidation of data for the mark of the beast which is an identity and money system. I have watched customers queue up and denied access to their money because they don't have BVN and by September 1st no transaction will hold without your NIN (national identity number). These are a build-up to the Mark of the Beast. You cannot buy or sell without it. Now BVN and NIN are no longer optional in transacting your banking business and the world is fast going cashless. Observing the speed and deadlines given, what will be the banking system in the next two years?

Brethren are we still playing church at this time? Jesus is coming for a church without spot or wrinkle. After the rapture comes the great tribulation, who can stand? If now is so hard for many how much more then? If you have a social network, BVN, SIM registration or NIMC, welcome to reality, your data is already captured. The only way out now is making rapture. You will be treated as a traitor if you refuse the code which will no longer be on plastic cards but on your right hand or forehead. It won't be visible to the eye but picked with a hand scanner everyone can afford.

This is a call to seriousness to everyone who has an ear to listen. If you are not born again, please do so now by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and live by God's standards. For many that are already born again, remember it must be a church without spot or wrinkle, so let go of all sin, malice and unforgiveness. Pray for every soul and the weak. He is no longer near, but right at the door. THINK ABOUT THE WORD. GOD HELP US ALL, AMEN
Kk

3
HENROSHUN:
Hello, recent events in the banking sector has caused me to look into God's word and know that the rapture of the saints is no longer near but right at the door. It all started with SIM registration, then to NUBAN (ten digit bank account numbers), now we have BVN and NIN without which you cannot transact your business.

It is important to know these are consolidation of data for the mark of the beast which is an identity and money system. I have watched customers queue up and denied access to their money because they don't have BVN and by September 1st no transaction will hold without your NIN (national identity number). These are a build-up to the Mark of the Beast. You cannot buy or sell without it. Now BVN and NIN are no longer optional in transacting your banking business and the world is fast going cashless. Observing the speed and deadlines given, what will be the banking system in the next two years?

Brethren are we still playing church at this time? Jesus is coming for a church without spot or wrinkle. After the rapture comes the great tribulation, who can stand? If now is so hard for many how much more then? If you have a social network, BVN, SIM registration or NIMC, welcome to reality, your data is already captured. The only way out now is making rapture. You will be treated as a traitor if you refuse the code which will no longer be on plastic cards but on your right hand or forehead. It won't be visible to the eye but picked with a hand scanner everyone can afford.

This is a call to seriousness to everyone who has an ear to listen. If you are not born again, please do so now by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and live by God's standards. For many that are already born again, remember it must be a church without spot or wrinkle, so let go of all sin, malice and unforgiveness. Pray for every soul and the weak. He is no longer near, but right at the door. THINK ABOUT THE WORD. GOD HELP US ALL, AMEN
Kkkk grin
PoliticsRe: “i’m Too Big For Such” – Ekiti PDP Chieftain Rejects Fayose’s Appointment by jonadaft: 8:14am On Jul 05, 2015
hafeeanubasy:
If all Nigerian youth reason like this,then this country has no future.
OREMUSSANCTUS the fucktárd
Did you feel that grin
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Dies While In Custody Of Austria Police (Photo) by jonadaft: 8:10am On Jul 05, 2015
Edwardhead:
[size=13pt]Why was he in police custody, I couldnt figure it out in the news kiss
na wa o
[/size]
Why are you always so daft to read and comprehend?
RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Put The Blame On When They Have Lost Their Virginity by jonadaft: 7:58am On Jul 05, 2015
winnieberry:
I lost my virginity cos i was a grown up lady with sexual urges wants and needs and ,i dont regret it. [s] Our society places much emphasis on virginity [/s] fr ladies forgetting we ladies are also flesh and blood and are prone to temptation too.So that y wen ladies lie so they dont look cheap,As for me guys should stop juding non virgin ladies wen they are not virgins themselves.the non virgin ladies was it ghost or animals dt disvirgined them?and they are some elements of truth in some of thier tales especially d'rape by family members
So the society should encourage Immoralities abihuh
I know deep inside you, you're regretting and still cursing the dickheąd asshóle that bursted your pússy tongue
EducationRe: Principal Impregnates SS3 Student, Rushes Her For Wedding - Universal Reporters by jonadaft: 7:52am On Jul 05, 2015
mrsefan:
born by mistake attitude

RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Put The Blame On When They Have Lost Their Virginity by jonadaft: 7:50am On Jul 05, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]He drugged my garri. crygrin

But seriously the girls may be right sometimes. I don't also blame them,[s] ,its because so much importance has been attached to virginity in our society today. [/s]

So every girl has a story to tell. Hardly will you see any of them who will come out clean and tell you they lost their virginity out of their own free will.

It's always one story or the other to attract sympathy from their partners.

I've stopped asking cos i'm tired of trying to decipher if it's the truth or not. undecided

Tosyne2much nice write up by the way. cool

***side comment***

Abeg who on gen? I wan charge my i-phone 6+ sad[/color]
This is a very senseless mindset

You must be a teenager
You should be ashamed of yourself.

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