Romance › Re: Father Exonerates Principal Accused Of Impregnating Daughter by jonadaft: 5:29am On Jul 06, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why You Need To Abstain From Pre-marital Sex by jonadaft: 11:46pm On Jul 05, 2015*. Modified: 5:22am On Jul 06, 2015 |
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Career › Re: 8 Solid Advantages Of Marrying An Accountant by jonadaft: 8:47pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Presidency Denies Zahra Buhari's Twitter Account, Says It Has Been Compromised by jonadaft: 7:26pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
All this FÛCKTARD scammers  spamming and stalking My crush  |
Politics › Re: Ekiti PDP Accuses Buhari Of Harbouring Wanted Murder Suspect. by jonadaft: 7:25pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Otunbatrafford: Where were they when Jonathan elevated Kashamu the wanted drug Baron in the US? Useless people. Meanwhile, Buhari's government is a government that is not going to tolerate impunity. Why did you call my name again .  |
Politics › Re: Photos Of Children In IDP Camp Dalori Close To Konduga Maiduguri by jonadaft: 6:31pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
MY WIFE MUST BE RIGHT 
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Career › Re: 8 Solid Advantages Of Marrying An Accountant by jonadaft: 6:29pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
maureensylvia: Marrying an accountant is great because …
1. They are detail oriented Now this may not be on the top of your list of must-have qualities for your ideal partner, but you will soon start to see it pay off. Whether it’s remembering your birthday or when to test the smoke detectors, dating a detail-oriented person definitely has its advantages.
2. They clean up well Maybe it’s not all that important, but you have to admit it’s nice being seen in public with a snazzy dresser. They have very good taste in clothing.
3. They’re reliable There’s nothing worse than marrying someone who is constantly letting you down. You won’t have that problem when you marry an accountant, being reliable is in more than just their job description; it’s in their DNA.
4. They’re wise investors Remember, it’s an accountant’s job to detect liabilities and calculate risk, so they know a wise investment when they see one. You should feel valuable knowing that an accountant chose you as a partner because they’ve likely weighed the risk and still found you well worth it.
5. They’ll help you become more financially responsible Having a money-conscious mind always around you suddenly makes it harder to spend frivolously or make rash financial decisions. You’ll probably discover that it’s not just guilt holding you back from splurging. There’s a good chance that some smart spending habits that have rubbed off on you.
6. They’re in it for the long-haul
Accountants are no strangers to working long hours. They’re used to putting in extra time and forgoing sleep when a deadline must be met, most accountants refuse to throw in the towel; when they make a decision, they’re committed to it. She attributes her long, healthy marriage partially to the dedication she’s acquired from being an accountant.
7. They’re overly organized Accountants work with many moving pieces to ensure financially flawless documents. They never let things fall through the cracks, especially those things that others may put off or even forget. “There is no doubt you can count on us to be organized,” whether it’s paying bills, meeting deadlines or searching to find the best price available before a purchase, accountants are organized individuals.
8. They come in handy during tax season Most people would rather pull their own teeth out than attempt to do their own taxes. Only slightly less agonizing is footing the bill for someone else to do them for you. those who marry an accountant can bypass both of these situations because their significant other can take care of the dirty work.
AM PROUD TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT...
cc: crazyman, 1forall, lalasticlala Op dey use style advertise herself Na so girls dey do if dem don dey find one maga brida emma to marry SEE HOW SHE PACK BREĂST FULL EVERY WHERE  NBANU  GET THEE BEHIND ME  I REFUSE TO BE TEMPTED  |
Nairaland General › Re: A Collection Of Extremely Funny Comments On Nairaland (Screenshots) by jonadaft: 6:10pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
sKeetz: Fa.ggot, Leave me the alone  Jobless wankęr
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Nairaland General › Re: A Collection Of Extremely Funny Comments On Nairaland (Screenshots) by jonadaft: 5:57pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
sKeetz: FU_CK ME WITH A SICK DICCK!!  Ode |
Nairaland General › Re: A Collection Of Extremely Funny Comments On Nairaland (Screenshots) by jonadaft: 5:55pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
sKeetz:
 Stop being a dumbfùck dickheąd asshóle with that shıty meaningless picture you're posting everywhere. If you want to get hit, go and stand in the middle of third Mainland bridge  |
Phones › Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Choose Blackberry 10 Over Android by jonadaft: 5:42pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Atmmachine: [size=20pt]ANDROIDS[/size] are for students who have low income.
[size=20pt]IPHONES[/size] are for photo freak people who buys iphone with their live savings.
[size=20pt]BLACKBERRIES[/size] are for men of class, multi-billionaires. Daft thought And why is android subscription so expensive? X3 that of bb. So who thuraya SATALITE phones for? The street beggers I guess  |
Phones › Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Choose Blackberry 10 Over Android by jonadaft: 5:39pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
[s] MaxNaija: [img]http://4.bp..com/-uqq7hvKBuo8/VZfANP4m7II/AAAAAAAACb8/vNhcmxaP8Bg/s320/blackberry-z10-vs-android-n.jpg[/img]
Here are 5 reasons why the Blackberry 10 smartphone is seen as a better option over the android smartphone.
1. Multitasking: On Blackberry 10, any app can be instantly minimized with the swipe up gesture and is then accessible as a small file on a separate screen.
2. BlackBerry Hub: The Blackberry 10 has a dedicated hub that unites all your text messages, IMs, emails, social network feeds, call records, etc., in one centralized place, thereby making it easy to get all your notifications in order, read, and respond how you want.
3. Search: In BB 10 OS, you don’t have to open up a dedicated search apps, just start typing your desired term from the home screen and the search window opens up automatically.
4. Notifications: On BB OS 10, all new incoming messages and notifications are shown momentarily. This works with all apps including games. Android provides the same functionality, but they don’t work well with all apps. The blackberry 10 has a better notification access than its android counterpart.
5. Security: With Android phones, if you forgot your password all you need do is to get the phone flashed to bypass the security lockscreen. The same can’t be done on BB OS 10. The blackberry 10 OS is more secured than the android OS. Since the android OS is an open source, it can be easily tweaked or customised, making prone to virus and easy to hack.
If you know other things BB OS 10 does better than Android, please let us know in the comment section below.
Source: http://www.maxnaija.com/2015/07/5-reasons-why-you-should-choose.html [/s] Crap! You can NEVER compare android to bb anytime. Android is unstoppable and unlimited. People love freedom and that is why bb is of no match to Android Inferiority complex dey worry you  |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 4:45pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
SalC: Keep beating about the bush, that's how we know people with no answers. Shut da fùck up Idol worshipper If you don't change, On the day of judgment, Mary will deny you Jesus will even deny you. |
Food › Re: If Your Partner's Mum Serves You Any Of These, What Would You Do? by jonadaft: 2:56pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Sile12, I CAN ONLY MANAGE .16 and. 18 |
Celebrities › Re: Tamilore Ojo-Martins: I'm Perfect At Sex, I Enjoy Marathon Sex (Photos) by jonadaft: 2:38pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
westgermany: End time...b like say INTROVERT don sleep...chia......FTC dey sweet ooooo I don dash the jobless mumu one gateman work na. |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 11:19am On Jul 05, 2015 |
SalC: Sorry if you know me too well, you will realise name calling don't move me one bit.
Am still waiting for answer to my question or perhaps you can't find any?  And what silly question is that? |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 11:16am On Jul 05, 2015 |
[s] Syncan: You should really laugh out loud I tell you.
An angel coming from God said to Mary "blessed art thou among women." Lk 1:28
Elizabeth Filled with the Holy Ghost said to Mary "Blessed art thou among women" Lk1:42
A woman inspired by Jesus teachings said of Mary "Blessed is the womb that bare thee" Lk 11:27
...Yet the OP says the woman worshiped Mary and Jesus rebuked her.
Bro Vest, you really need to laugh out loud. [/s] I see... Look himself must be the originator of catholicism He must be a Virgin lover |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 9:18am On Jul 05, 2015 |
SalC: That you refer to it as a stupid question doesn't automatically make it so.
Can you show us any other child of Mary? And you call yourself a Christian Hypocrite ! |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Put The Blame On When They Have Lost Their Virginity by jonadaft: 9:08am On Jul 05, 2015 |
naijaboiy: [color=#1980BC]oh yea! You must be an old idíot.
Now go back to that cave where you crawled out from.
Imp![/color] Lousy fucktárd Stop spewing rubbish to demoralize some decent girls that have kept themselves well for their husband. If you're so hořny and wants to get laid, go get a vaseline or soap or better still, I am sure you have sisters Fûcking wankęr Asshóle  |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 9:03am On Jul 05, 2015 |
jnrbayano: "Honour"
1. respect that is given to someone who is admired
2. good reputation : good quality or character as judged by other people
3. high moral standards of behaviour
Etc.
<Webster Merriam dictionary>
Which of the definition above cant I use to describe Mary, mother of Jesus who is God?
Do you honour your father and Mother by the way? Sickness |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 9:01am On Jul 05, 2015 |
SSPX: I hate this topic You hate what will open your eyes and put some sense into your skull 
Hypocrite ! |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 8:50am On Jul 05, 2015 |
jnrbayano: Who disvirgined her.
You? The most stupíd question ever Was it only Jesus Mary gave birth to I see catholicism as a religion form by one obsessed and posseed retąrded virgin lover.
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Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 8:45am On Jul 05, 2015 |
SSPX: Stop wondering you heretic dullard, Mary is the MOTHER OF Jesuse Daughter of God the Father and Spoues of Holy spirit so she divinely connected and all grace we receive from God pass through her hand that is why she is full of Grace.  *falls from mango tree * Epic fail  |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 8:39am On Jul 05, 2015 |
[s] jnrbayano: Take for instance,
If I have the fore-knowledge of a plot to assassinate someone on Monday en route to work (I eavesdropped on the plotters) and advised that target should either stay put at home or take another route, if he heed and thus remain alive:
I delivered him from that danger. No? [/s] Rubbish! Stop being silly Open your head and think.. |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesus Reacted To The Worship Of Mary by jonadaft: 8:29am On Jul 05, 2015 |
Tallesty1: This short prayer says otherwise.
We fly to thy patronage, O holy Mother of God; despise not our petitions in our necessities, but deliver us always from all dangers, O glorious and blessed Virgin. Amen.
I wonder who gave her such power. SO GOD HAD SEX WITH A VIRGIN GIRL AND LATER GAVE BIRTH TO HIMSELF SMH HOW SENSELESS ARE THIS PEOPLE Crazy silly people ONLY ONE CONDOM COULD HAVE SAVED THE WHOLE WORLD... 
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Christianity Etc › Re: BVN & The *666 Mark* by jonadaft: 8:18am On Jul 05, 2015 |
All i can say is  1 HENROSHUN: Hello, recent events in the banking sector has caused me to look into God's word and know that the rapture of the saints is no longer near but right at the door. It all started with SIM registration, then to NUBAN (ten digit bank account numbers), now we have BVN and NIN without which you cannot transact your business.
It is important to know these are consolidation of data for the mark of the beast which is an identity and money system. I have watched customers queue up and denied access to their money because they don't have BVN and by September 1st no transaction will hold without your NIN (national identity number). These are a build-up to the Mark of the Beast. You cannot buy or sell without it. Now BVN and NIN are no longer optional in transacting your banking business and the world is fast going cashless. Observing the speed and deadlines given, what will be the banking system in the next two years?
Brethren are we still playing church at this time? Jesus is coming for a church without spot or wrinkle. After the rapture comes the great tribulation, who can stand? If now is so hard for many how much more then? If you have a social network, BVN, SIM registration or NIMC, welcome to reality, your data is already captured. The only way out now is making rapture. You will be treated as a traitor if you refuse the code which will no longer be on plastic cards but on your right hand or forehead. It won't be visible to the eye but picked with a hand scanner everyone can afford.
This is a call to seriousness to everyone who has an ear to listen. If you are not born again, please do so now by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and live by God's standards. For many that are already born again, remember it must be a church without spot or wrinkle, so let go of all sin, malice and unforgiveness. Pray for every soul and the weak. He is no longer near, but right at the door. THINK ABOUT THE WORD. GOD HELP US ALL, AMEN K 2 HENROSHUN: Hello, recent events in the banking sector has caused me to look into God's word and know that the rapture of the saints is no longer near but right at the door. It all started with SIM registration, then to NUBAN (ten digit bank account numbers), now we have BVN and NIN without which you cannot transact your business.
It is important to know these are consolidation of data for the mark of the beast which is an identity and money system. I have watched customers queue up and denied access to their money because they don't have BVN and by September 1st no transaction will hold without your NIN (national identity number). These are a build-up to the Mark of the Beast. You cannot buy or sell without it. Now BVN and NIN are no longer optional in transacting your banking business and the world is fast going cashless. Observing the speed and deadlines given, what will be the banking system in the next two years?
Brethren are we still playing church at this time? Jesus is coming for a church without spot or wrinkle. After the rapture comes the great tribulation, who can stand? If now is so hard for many how much more then? If you have a social network, BVN, SIM registration or NIMC, welcome to reality, your data is already captured. The only way out now is making rapture. You will be treated as a traitor if you refuse the code which will no longer be on plastic cards but on your right hand or forehead. It won't be visible to the eye but picked with a hand scanner everyone can afford.
This is a call to seriousness to everyone who has an ear to listen. If you are not born again, please do so now by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and live by God's standards. For many that are already born again, remember it must be a church without spot or wrinkle, so let go of all sin, malice and unforgiveness. Pray for every soul and the weak. He is no longer near, but right at the door. THINK ABOUT THE WORD. GOD HELP US ALL, AMEN Kk 3 HENROSHUN: Hello, recent events in the banking sector has caused me to look into God's word and know that the rapture of the saints is no longer near but right at the door. It all started with SIM registration, then to NUBAN (ten digit bank account numbers), now we have BVN and NIN without which you cannot transact your business.
It is important to know these are consolidation of data for the mark of the beast which is an identity and money system. I have watched customers queue up and denied access to their money because they don't have BVN and by September 1st no transaction will hold without your NIN (national identity number). These are a build-up to the Mark of the Beast. You cannot buy or sell without it. Now BVN and NIN are no longer optional in transacting your banking business and the world is fast going cashless. Observing the speed and deadlines given, what will be the banking system in the next two years?
Brethren are we still playing church at this time? Jesus is coming for a church without spot or wrinkle. After the rapture comes the great tribulation, who can stand? If now is so hard for many how much more then? If you have a social network, BVN, SIM registration or NIMC, welcome to reality, your data is already captured. The only way out now is making rapture. You will be treated as a traitor if you refuse the code which will no longer be on plastic cards but on your right hand or forehead. It won't be visible to the eye but picked with a hand scanner everyone can afford.
This is a call to seriousness to everyone who has an ear to listen. If you are not born again, please do so now by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and live by God's standards. For many that are already born again, remember it must be a church without spot or wrinkle, so let go of all sin, malice and unforgiveness. Pray for every soul and the weak. He is no longer near, but right at the door. THINK ABOUT THE WORD. GOD HELP US ALL, AMEN Kkkk  |
Politics › Re: “i’m Too Big For Such” – Ekiti PDP Chieftain Rejects Fayose’s Appointment by jonadaft: 8:14am On Jul 05, 2015 |
hafeeanubasy: If all Nigerian youth reason like this,then this country has no future. OREMUSSANCTUS the fucktárd Did you feel that  |
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Dies While In Custody Of Austria Police (Photo) by jonadaft: 8:10am On Jul 05, 2015 |
Edwardhead: [size=13pt]Why was he in police custody, I couldnt figure it out in the news  na wa o [/size] Why are you always so daft to read and comprehend? |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Put The Blame On When They Have Lost Their Virginity by jonadaft: 7:58am On Jul 05, 2015 |
winnieberry: I lost my virginity cos i was a grown up lady with sexual urges wants and needs and ,i dont regret it. [s] Our society places much emphasis on virginity [/s] fr ladies forgetting we ladies are also flesh and blood and are prone to temptation too.So that y wen ladies lie so they dont look cheap,As for me guys should stop juding non virgin ladies wen they are not virgins themselves.the non virgin ladies was it ghost or animals dt disvirgined them?and they are some elements of truth in some of thier tales especially d'rape by family members So the society should encourage Immoralities abi  I know deep inside you, you're regretting and still cursing the dickheąd asshóle that bursted your pússy  |
Education › Re: Principal Impregnates SS3 Student, Rushes Her For Wedding - Universal Reporters by jonadaft: 7:52am On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Put The Blame On When They Have Lost Their Virginity by jonadaft: 7:50am On Jul 05, 2015 |
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