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why Atiku us made in dubia |
[quote author=anonimi post=30265295][/quote]Eko Atlantic development is being carried out as a Public–private partnership , with private companies and investors providing the funding, whilst Lagos State Government is a strategic partner, with the support of the Federal Government stop fooling yourself, Lagos have never budget any kobo for eco atlanta |
Trump using Obama strategy to win second tenure, the same way Obama announce the killing of Osama bin laden that make Americans vote him for second time. |
Jibsy203:maybe we will introduced operations fire dance this time |
she was the one the lead Ekweremadu attack, like mother! like son meanwhile let see if Nnamdi KANU will buried her in Germany or bring her home for buried. |
even in my dream I will choose Dangote,
if you ask me between working for any of the two, I will still prefer Dangote.
Dangote is more profitable than ten of adeboye. |
rather than contributing 5k to Nnamdi kano to act blue firm with his wife, I think its the right time for ipob to unit and contributed to support their brothers. |
MelesZenawi:you are so confuse, at first osibanjo is no more in charge of Nigeria economic, now he is Norway for business summit and you are still lamenting, |
if like the devil is still interesting with the affairs of PDP as one of the funding member |
there is nothing like church weeding in the bible, |
like joke, like joke dry season will come before Atiku |
is like the devil is still interested with the affairs of PDP as the funding member |
can they now go back to there country Egypt? |
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I
buy half bag for house. From the one wey I cook,
I give my dog, Bingo, make im first test am.
45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Na
im I come chop my own. After I don chop finish,
my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die,
hey!
I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm
oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long
bitter
leaf stem, chop walnuts with the shell no time to
crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as
treatment
combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my
mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my
bedroom.
I dey think say my life don finish.
I come outside. Na im gate man come they tell
me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg
me!
.
.
I Fainted Again |
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I
buy half bag for house. From the one wey I cook,
I give my dog, Bingo, make im first test am.
45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Na
im I come chop my own. After I don chop finish,
my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die,
hey!
I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm
oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long
bitter
leaf stem, chop walnuts with the shell no time to
crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as
treatment
combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my
mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my
bedroom.
I dey think say my life don finish.
I come outside. Na im gate man come they tell
me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg
me!
.
.
I Fainted Again #! |
for the first time PDP did not mention buhari in their statement, it would have been " the man die as the result of the hardship cus by the present government " |
javaguru:speak for yourself and your family |
Mary odilli is the wife of peter odili formal governor and one of the funding members of PDP. |
ludd2018:boko boyz are more organized that you people, I don't even know what you people want. from Biafra to no relefredum no election, ipob can support anybody as far as is against PMB and APC. imagine ipob supporting saraki, fayose, and now Atiku, you people lack ideology and organization, go and lean from your follow terrorist group like boko boyz |
meeky007:a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims. what differ ipob from book boyz |
there is no different between ipob and boko boyz . -both are terrorist -both decrees self government -both form there military to fight the federal government, one even said he will go to Abuja and remove the head of PMB - both parade different national flag - both temper with the unity of one Nigeria one funny thing ipob didn't understand is that two Fulanis occupied the second and third position in UN governing body, the work under Buhari before resigning to take the position, do you think they will support ipob against Nigeria? |
second in command in united nation is Nigeria, she work under buhari as a minister before resigning to take the appointment, her name is Amina J. Mohammed (fulani) formal minister of environment in dear pmb. third in command in united nation is also a Nigeria from kebbi state Tijjani Muhammad-Bande (Fulani) formal Director-General National Institute for Policy and Strategic Studies under buhari now listen ipob, you think this two powerful fulanis will invite Nnamdi kanu to United nation to discuss the breakup if Nigeria? or does it means I pod don't have sense? |
EmekaBlue:under buhari two Nigerian are among the top three in UN governing body Deputy Secretary-General- Amina J. Mohammed General Assembly President- Tijjani Muhammad-Bande |
Buhari, osibanjo and APC understand the third law of 48 laws of power and there are using it to keep PDP and iPod busy. at first osibanjo is an office boy, he don't have a said in this government etc but forget to understand that it was Osinbajo that sacked Lawal daura of DSS (buhari's most powerful attack dog), Sacked NHIS boss and Conducted the report that nailed the SGF, so who exactly is a mere office boy they are taking about? osibanjo is the most active VP in the history of this country. I ask a friend yesterday between osibanjo a lawyer and soludo an economist who should lead Nigeria economy recovering team? the poor ipob guy remains silent till today. let me briefly stated the third law of the 48 laws if power for you to meditate and digest. “Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. If they have no clue what you are up to, they cannot prepare a defense. Guide them far enough down the wrong path, envelop them in enough smoke, and by the time they realize your intentions, it will be too late.” If at any point in the deception you practice people have the slightest suspicion as to your intentions, all is lost. Do not give them the chance to sense what you are up to: Throw them off the scent by dragging red herrings across the path. Use false sincerity, send ambiguous signals, set up misleading objects of desire. Unable to distinguish the genuine from the false, they cannot pick out your real goal. that is want buhari/ osibanjo and APC are doing to PDP and its supporter. we will continued to confuse them like this till 2023 |
Na so one guy propose and receive
STINGING SLAP!
(At a table in a candle-lit restaurant,
a man and woman having dinner)
Man: Baby, I love you, would you
please marry me?
Woman: (stands up and lands a
stinging slap on his face)
I have waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought
books and listened to tapes, even
went out of my way to be nice to
every male specie of marriageable
age!
I took up new hobbies, watching
football and play station. I went to
Daystar, from Daystar, I went to
House
on the Rock, from House on the rock
I went to Guiding Light
Assembly,MFM,christ
embassy,Redeemed, from there i
went to This Present
Winners looking every where for
you
l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so
that when you see me you’d love
what you see.
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from
Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then
I went all the way to Kano
I joined hi-five, from hi-five to
faceboook, then I went to twitter, I
even had a blog on which I ranted,
hoping ōϋ would show up! for
where?
I uploaded only my best pictures on
Facebook, infact I took photo
sessions to look my best, all for you
o!
I attended all the weddings,
whether the invitation was direct or
indirect!
The next place I was hoping to check
was the moon, before you crawled
out, crawled out from the house
directly next to mine!
So it was you all this while?
The neighbour I said hello to every
morning?
Were you trying to destroy my
faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life
useless?
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you looking for?
Do you want to kill me before you
reveal yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down on
your knees and put that ring on my
finger! |
PAINTING GOVT HOUSE�� - Hope For Nigeria. A Governor wants to paint the the Government house.. He calls for quotation.. Chinese guy quoted 3 million. European guy quoted 7 million.. Nigerian guy quoted 10 million... The Governor asked the chinese guy.."..how did u quote 3 million..?" Chinese guy replied .."1 million for paint, 1 million for labour and 1 million profit.." The Governor asked european guy.. He replied-".. 3 million for paint 2 million for labour 2 million profit.." The Governor asked Nigerian guy.. He replied...."4 million for you..."3 million for me.... and we will give "3 million to the chinese guy and ask him to paint..!!" ��� The Nigerian guy got the contract! - Hope For Nigeria. ON A SERIOUS NOTE, NIGERIA MAY NOT SURVIVE IF THESE PRACTICES DOES NOT STOP. WE CAN DO BETTER. - Hope For Nigeria. |
shamecurls:na wait carry you go all this areas if you are bit one among them |
PAINTING GOVT HOUSE�� - Hope For Nigeria. A Governor wants to paint the the Government house.. He calls for quotation.. Chinese guy quoted 3 million. European guy quoted 7 million.. Nigerian guy quoted 10 million... The Governor asked the chinese guy.."..how did u quote 3 million..?" Chinese guy replied .."1 million for paint, 1 million for labour and 1 million profit.." The Governor asked european guy.. He replied-".. 3 million for paint 2 million for labour 2 million profit.." The Governor asked Nigerian guy.. He replied...."4 million for you..."3 million for me.... and we will give "3 million to the chinese guy and ask him to paint..!!" ��� The Nigerian guy got the contract! Please don't laugh alone!���. - Hope For Nigeria. ON A SERIOUS NOTE, NIGERIA MAY NOT SURVIVE IF THESE PRACTICES DOES NOT STOP. WE CAN DO BETTER. that is why they hate buhari |
Ant and Grosshopper - Nigeria Version of story - too good and fact...read till end... Original Story: The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. Nigeria Version: The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. NTA, Channel TV, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Oby Ezekwesili stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house. Lai Mohammed goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter . Bayasa states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities. Amnesty International and UNN criticize the Nigeria Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper. The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) . Opposition PDP stage a walkout. demanding a Judicial Enquiry. Nigeria government immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers. Minister of transportation allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Nigeria Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'. Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act, with effect from the beginning of the winter..Minister for Education draft Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions in Government Services. The Ant is fined for failing to comply and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NTA, BBC, CNN. Fayemi kayode calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'. Fayose calls it 'Socialistic Justice'. APC calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden' UNN invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly. Many years later... The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi- billion dollar company in Silicon Valley , 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in Nigeria , ....AND As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers, Nigeria is still a developing country...!! |
Sleevia:apart from insult what other thing do you lean from your parent ? |
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