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Sports / Re: Premier League Opens Transfer Window This Week by jonglexer: 8:49pm On May 14, 2018
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Romance / Re: I Asked Her Out, But She Said Let's Just Be Friends by jonglexer: 8:27pm On Apr 27, 2018
Zealoy:
Pls guys there's this babe I love so much so I approached her and asked her out but she says let's just be friends that she's not yet ready for Relationship yet, pls guys what do u think I'll say to her cuz I can't stand being just a friend I want to be more than just a friend to her.

You're a fibroid in my heart. You can be practically felt. Like weed growing on grass.. You're more or less unwanted .
But uprooting you, it'll leave a huge mark.
On this field that feels it'd be fine without you.
So I watch from a distance, a part of me.
That I know I can leave without but not feel completely whole.
I'm loving a person that I know would never fall in love with me but would find me in a perfect shape of friendship.

You're a fibroid in my heart. Unusual to feel. Which makes it harder to stop touching


Send this to her..... She'd love you forever

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Religion / Re: 10 Reasons Why Many People may End Up In Hell. by jonglexer: 6:39pm On Feb 18, 2018
Toks2008:
1.They believe that good works will take them to heaven:
Many people believe that salvation is all about how good you live while on earth but unfortunately it is not by how perfect your conduct is or how good natured you are. You must accept Jesus as your lord and saviour first and foremost because he is the only way to paradise, no other way.

Ephesians 2:8-9 'For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God;not by works, so that no one can boast.'
John 14:6 'Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.'

2.They question GOD about his ways
Many people ask GOD different questions about salvation...'Why did he have to send Jesus to die when he has the power to simply forgive us' 'Why did a loving GOD sacrifice someone he claims to be his son?' 'Why did.....' and on and on.
The fact remains that GOD ways are not our ways(Isaiah 55:8 ) and he made us understand that without the shedding of blood there is no remission of sins(Hebrews 9:22) and it is impossible for the blood of goats and bulls to take away the sins of the world(Hebrews 10:4-5).... so why not accept the sacrifice of christ and ask GOD why he chose that route when you get closer to him in paradise.

3.The simplicity of salvation
Now this is a very unique reason and many unbelievers find this very hard to understand because to them, getting saved had to be more difficult than just accepting Jesus as lord and saviour and getting baptized...but the truth is...it is that simple yet as simple as it is, many people find it extremely difficult to accept Jesus as lord and saviour which makes me wonder why a simple escape from eternal suffering can be so ignored by people.
John 3:16 'For GOD so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life.

4.Self condemnation
It is so sad that many people had at one time accepted Jesus as lord and saviour and have tasted salvation but willingly gave up their salvation due to self condemnation. Because they still find themselves committing the same sins they were involved in before they accepted Jesus as lord and saviour,they just felt they are not good enough to be saved.
GOD expects us to live a holy life and to also work out our salvation with fear and trembling but nevertheless, he will never condemn you but will help you in your weakness through the help of the holy spirit to get better and better because salvation is a work in process we go through right from the day we got saved to the very day we leave this world. So please don't ever condemn yourself or give up your salvation because the moment you are saved, nothing will separate you from GOD except you. Anytime you commit a sin, go on your knees and pray for forgiveness and ask the holy spirit to help you overcome that sin/addiction...trust me, he will surely help you and you will hate the very sinful habits you once thought you can never overcome.
Romans 8:1-2 'Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus, because through Christ Jesus the law of the Spirit who gives life has set you free from the law of sin and death'

5.Unbelief
It is so unfortunate that some people believe that Jesus was never crucified yet they believe in every other aspect of him...they say he is not the son of GOD, that he was just a prophet like every other prophet and so on. Some even say there is no heaven, no hell and no GOD...But believe it or not. Jesus was crucified, he died and rose on the third day and he is alive forever and ever. He is THE DIVINE SON OF GOD and he is coming back again to rule this world for 1000years and afterwards he will establish a new heaven and a new earth where those who believe in him will live forever and ever and ever without sins,sadness,death but in total grandeur
John 3:36 'Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life; whoever does not obey the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God remains on him.

6.Heresy
False teachings have made many unbelievers run away from salvation simply because many preachers have presented salvation in a very different light and many people would rather remain as unbelievers rather than get involved in what seem to be a bondage to them.
I have heard some preachers say 'You will end up in hell If you wear jewelleries, use relaxers on your hair, if a lady wears trousers, if you don't pay your tithe, if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, if you take alcohol, if you marry more than a wife....and on and on they set their own standard that is totally different from what is written in the scriptures thereby making salvation look like a serious bondage and in the process they discourage many people who indulge in those things they condemn from getting saved.

Galatians 5:13 'For you have been called to live in freedom, my brothers and sisters. But don’t use your freedom to satisfy your sinful nature. Instead, use your freedom to serve one another in love'.


7.Theological permutation and combination
I know many people might be coming across these combination of words for the very first time but i have meticulously observed that there are different interpretations to scriptures in relation to different Christian denominations. This is not heresy in anyway but just a different understanding of the scriptures hence the reason why some believe in trinity and some don't...some believe that this earth will remain forever and some don't...some don't even believe in speaking in tongues and some believe it is a vital sign that you have received the baptism of the holy spirit...and many more. In my opinion, this different beliefs could make outsiders or unbelievers get more confused and could make them start wondering if they really need to get involved. My humble suggestion is that we as a body of Christ must focus on saving souls which is the most vital assignment given to us by Jesus and focus less on the discrepancies in interpreting scriptures.

Romans 14:5-8 'One person considers one day more sacred than another; another considers every day alike. Each of them should be fully convinced in their own mind .Whoever regards one day as special does so to the Lord. Whoever eats meat does so to the Lord, for they give thanks to God; and whoever abstains does so to the Lord and gives thanks to God.For none of us lives for ourselves alone, and none of us dies for ourselves alone. If we live, we live for the Lord; and if we die, we die for the Lord. So, whether we live or die, we belong to the Lord.'

8.Using human as role model
This is one of the biggest mistake many people make...infact some people have given up their salvation because they use 'pastors' as role model rather than use Christ Jesus. Many people will say 'How can i give my life to Christ when i saw a pastor in a hotel room with a lady, how can i be born again when pastors who preach the gospel are enmeshed in sins'. If you are one of these people who use humans as role model i humbly advise you to take your eyes away from men and focus on Jesus who is the author and finisher of our faith...He is our role model.

Hebrews 10:2 'Let us fix our eyes on Jesus, the pioneer and perfecter of our faith, who for the joy set before Him endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.'

9.Sophistication
Many people are too full of themselves when it comes to the issue of salvation...they believe they are too powerful, popular, classy, wealthy,
handsome/pretty,educated...to accept Jesus as their lord and saviour so they just ignore and continue to live their life until its too late.
No matter how powerful,wealthy, good looking, influential, popular...you are, the fact remains that one day when you least expect it, you MUST leave this world and you must end up in either HELL or HEAVEN so the choice is yours to make while you are still in this world.

I keep reiterating that death must come to all no matter your age or status and it will come when we least expect it and when you die, people will forget about you so the best insurance you can have for your soul is to accept Jesus this moment because the worst thing that can ever happen to any human is to be caught dead without accepting Jesus as lord and saviour.

10.Some people will never be saved
As strange and wicked as this may seem,it is the truth. Lucifer,the demons and all fallen angels as well as those whose name have not been written in the book of life before the foundations of the world. This may get us confused but then i guess it still remains our choice to decide if we want to be saved or not....its totally up to you.

MAY GOD HELP US ALL.

There's only one reason someone can't make heaven..... Which is failure to believe in Jesus Christ
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN) Aspirants by jonglexer: 9:32pm On Jan 03, 2018
Daniel2802:
Oya go back to your profile. Check if the details you submitted are there.

They are not oo
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN) Aspirants by jonglexer: 7:41am On Jan 03, 2018
Daniel2802:
Mobile phone. What exactly were u doing when this came up?

Finished with the form.... After I clicked on Submit, it showed that
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN) Aspirants by jonglexer: 6:51am On Jan 03, 2018
Daniel2802:
I didn't encounter this error tho. Try again later. Maybe at night.

Didn't work still..... Did you use a PC or Your Mobile phone
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN) Aspirants by jonglexer: 9:46pm On Jan 01, 2018
Daniel2802:
You can now create your profile and generate invoice.


*Documents needed for clearance*
*Original copies*
Birth certificate
Primary school certificate
Local Government Identification
O'level Result
JAMB Result Slip
Letter Of Attestation (written by your parent or guardian)
School Fees Receipt
Student Personal Info(biodata) : Go to unnportal.unn.edu.ng
Click on sign up
Select new student
Put ur jamb number
It'll reveal your username and password
Use it and login
They'll ask u to put old password and a new one
Once done, click on student profile edit by the left tab
Fill everything
After filling it, submit and print.
Admission screening slip/Post UTME slip
Admission notification slip: Login to unnportal.unn.edu.ng.
Click on admissions
Select accept admission
Fill, submit and print
Acceptance Of Admission: After paying acceptance fee, go to unnportal.unn.edu.ng
Login, click on acceptance on the left tab.
Click on pay acceptance.
Enter RRR.
Upload scanned signature.
Fill the required fields, submit and print.
Admission list (Where your name appears)
NB: _all receipts and invoice should be kept intact_

See what it's showing after submitting

Education / Re: University Of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN) Aspirants by jonglexer: 8:24pm On Dec 27, 2017
Please has any direct entry student been able to get acceptance fee invoice?
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by jonglexer: 9:47pm On Oct 20, 2017
Olarewajub:



Your Jamb subject combination. E.g Medicine : English, Physics , Chemistry and Biology.. 15 question for each subject.

Thanks alot
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by jonglexer: 12:37pm On Oct 20, 2017
Erowind:
Hello, is UNN DE form out?

It's out now.... Visit unn.edu.ng
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by jonglexer: 12:33pm On Oct 20, 2017
UNN direct entry screening registration is on now.... Closing on Monday.......besides... Who has an idea on how their questions are.....current affairs or Science questions
Education / Re: List Of First Nigerian Professors In Various Disciplines by jonglexer: 7:52pm On Oct 02, 2017
demogesture:
KNOW YOUR PROFESSORS

First Nigerian Professor of History ~ Prof Kenneth Dike ( From Awka, Anambra).
First Nigerian Professor of Philosophy ~ Prof Olubi Sodipo (From Ilishan-Remo, Ogun state).
First Nigerian Professor of Linguistic ~ Prof Ayo Bamgbose (From Oyo, Oyo State).
First Nigerian Professor of French Language ~ Prof Evans.
First Nigerian Professor of Arabic and Islamic Language ~ Prof M.O.A Abdul (Ijebu Ode, Ogun State).
First Nigerian Professor of Yoruba and African Literature ~ Prof Wande Abimbola (From Oyo, Oyo State).
First Nigerian Professor of Music ~ Prof. Lazarus Ekwueme (From Oko, Anambra state).
First Nigerian Professor of Theatre and Arts ~ Prof Joel Adeyinka Adedeji (State of Origin Unknown).
First Professor of Mass Communication in Nigeria ~ Prof Alfred Opubor (Nigerian-Cotonou).
First Nigerian Professor of Library and Information Science ~ Prof Mrs Adetoun Ogunsheye.
First Nigerian Professor of Education ~ Prof. Aliu Babs Fafunwa (Isale Eko, Lagos State).
First Nigerian Professor of Physical Education ~ Prof. M. Oluwafemi Ajisafe (Ekiti State).
First Nigerian Professor of Tests and Measurement ~ Prof. Dibu Ojerinde (Igboho, Oyo State).
First Nigerian Professor of Law ~ Prof Teslim Olawale Elias (Lagos State)
First Nigerian Professor of Agriculture ~ Prof. Victor Adenuga Oyenuga (Ijebu, Ogun state).
First Nigerian Professor of Animal Science ~ Prof. Gabriel. M. Babatunde (Afijio, Oyo State).
First Nigeria Professor of Forestry ~ Professor Kolade Adeyoju (Ijan-Ekiti, Ekiti State).
First Nigerian professor of clinical pharmacy ~ Prof. Nzebunwa Aguwa (Eke-Nguru, IMO State).
First Nigerian Professor of Medicine ~ Prof. Theophius Ogunlesi (Sagamu, Ogun State).
First Nigerian Professor of Nursing ~ Prof (Mrs). Elfrida. O. Adebo (Abeokuta, Ogun State).
First Nigerian Professor of Physiotherapy ~ Prof. Vincent C. B. Nwuga (Asaba, Delta State).
First Nigerian Professor of Anatomy ~ Prof. Thomas Adesanya Grillo (Lagos State).
First Nigerian Professor of Physiology ~ HRH Prof. Joseph Chike Edozien (Asaba, Delta State).
First Nigerian Professor of psychiatry ~ Prof. Thomas Adeoye Lambo ( Abeokuta, Ogun State).
First Nigerian Professor of public health ~ Prof. Oladele Ajose (Lagos state).
First Nigerian Professor of Nutrition ~ Prof Babatunde Oguntona.
First Nigerian Professor of Paediatrics ~ Prof Olikoye Ransome-Kuti (Abeokuta, Ogun State).
First Nigerian Professor of Botany ~ Prof. Eni Njoku (Ohafia, Abia State).
First Nigerian Professor of Physics ~ Prof. Muyiwa Awe (Esie, Kwara State).
First Nigerian Professor of statistics ~ Prof. Nwoue Adichie "Chinamada's dad (Abba, Anambra).
First Nigerian Professor of Mathematics ~ Prof. Chike Obi (Anambra State).
First Nigerian Professor of Geology ~ Prof. Mosobolaje O. Oyawoye (Offa, Kwara State).
First Nigerian Professor of Computer Science ~ Prof. Olu Longe.
First Nigerian Professor of Chemistry ~ Prof. Stephen Oluwole Awokoya (Awa-Ijebu, Ogun state).
First Nigerian Professor Of Architecture ~ Prof. Ekundayo Adeyemi (Iyin-Ekiti, Ekiti State).
First Nigerian Professor of Urban and Regional Planning ~ Prof. Adepoju Onibokun(Iwoye-Ijesha, Osun State).
First Nigerian Professor of Estate Management ~ Prof. John. A. Umeh (Nnobi, Anambra State).
First Nigerian Professor of Accounting ~ Prof. Micheal A. Adeyemo (Irun-Akoko, Ondo State)
First Nigerian Professor of Marketing ~ Prof. Julius Onuorah Onah (Orba, Enugu State).
First Nigerian Professor of Insurance ~ Prof. Joseph. O. Irukwu (Eteem, Abia State).
First Nigerian Professor of Chemical Engineering ~ Prof. Sikiru A. Sanni (Ibadan, Oyo State).
First Nigerian Professor of Industrial Engineering ~ Prof. David. E. Osifo (Benin-city, Edo State).
First Nigerian Professor of Civil Engineering ~ Prof. Ifedayo O. Oladapo ( Ondo, Ondo State).
First Nigerian Professor of Petroleum Engineering ~ Prof. Gabriel Kayode Falade
First Nigerian Professor of Mining Engineering ~ Prof. Zacheus Opafunso (Ede, Osun State).
First Nigerian Professor of Public Health Engineering ~ Prof. Paul Aibinuola Oluwande.
First Nigerian Professor of Geography ~ Prof. Akin Mobogunje (Ijebu-Ode, Ogun State)
First Nigerian Professor of Psychology ~ Prof. Dennis Ugwuegbu (Orlu, Imo State).
First Female Academicians ~ Aim of collecting this is to promote girl child Education.
- First Nigerian Female Professor ever ~ Prof. (Mrs) Felicia Adetoun Ogunsheye.
- First Nigerian Female Professor of Law ~ Prof (Mrs) Jadesola Olayinka Akande.
- First Nigerian Female Professor of History ~ Prof. (Mrs) Bolanle Awe.
- First Nigerian Female Professor of Pharmacy ~ Prof. (Mrs) Babalola Chinedum Peace.
- First Nigerian Female Professor of Psychiatry ~ Prof. (Mrs) Olayinka Omigbodun.
- First Nigerian Female Professor of Mass Communication ~ Prof. (Mrs) Chinyere Stella Okunna.
- First female Physics Professor in Africa ~ Prof. (Mrs) Deborah Ajakaye.
- First Female Professor of Chemistry in Nigeria ~ Prof. (Mrs) Modupe Ogunlesi.
- First Nigerian Female Professor of Quantity Surveying in Africa ~ Prof Olubola Babalola.
- First female Nigerian Professor of Accounting ~ Prof. Jane Ande.
- First Female professor of physiotherapy in Africa ~ Prof. Arinola O. Sanya.
- First Female Professor of Computer Science ~ Prof Adenike Osofisan.
- First female professor of Chemical Engineering in Nigeria ~Professor (Mrs) P.K. Igbokwe
- First Nigerian Female Professor of Mathematics Education ~ Prof. (Mrs). Grace Allele-Williams.
- First female Professor of Animal Breeding & Genetics in Nigeria~Prof. Adebambo Ayoka.O. Ayoka-olufunmilayo
- First Female Professor of Yoruba Studies in the world ~ Prof. (Mrs). Omotayo Olutoye
- First Female Professor of Agriculture in Nigeria and First Female Professor of Agricultural Economics in Africa ~ Professor (Mrs) Tomilayo O. Adekanye.
- First Nigerian Female Professor of Urban and Regional Planning ~ Prof.(Mrs).Ogbazi Joy Ukamaka......
- First Nigerian Female Professor of Animal Science - Prof Mrs Oyebiodun Longe

No professor in Surveying and Geo Informatics yet?
Isn't bad if I be the first tho
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by jonglexer: 8:09pm On Sep 09, 2017
Koats14:
I thought as much. I was scared when someone told me he spent N2500. Jamb UTME candidates were only charged N250 (I don't know of any prior Remita payment though) for uploading of their o'levels at the cbt centre I did my registration.

Please share the procedures you took before it was uploaded. Thanks.

Didn't take up to 2 minutes.... I just gave them my Email and they accessed my data... The space for update was there and they just scanned the result and completed the registration

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Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by jonglexer: 4:50pm On Sep 08, 2017
Koats14:
Do visit the nearest accredited centre to upload your result. Please do quote me when you finally do it. I need to know the amount charged because I'm in your shoes as well. Thanks!

I've done it...... I was charged #500
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by jonglexer: 9:53am On Sep 06, 2017
Please fam......I registered for direct entry sometime last month and I registered with awaiting result but I have gotten the result so I want to upload it....how do I go about that..Would I need to get the correction of data form?
Phones / Re: 5 Ways To Protect Your Mobile Phone From Damage by jonglexer: 7:26am On May 05, 2017
FTC...Hurraaaaaayyy!!First to comment I wanna thank God for the opportunity to comment first. I also thank my mum and dad for bringing me into this world and also feeding me since infancy to grow to become the boy I am now. I also thank my parents for teaching me to be time conscious so I can be first in everything,even in commenting. I thank my siblings for not letting me down in my quest to comment first. A special mention to my lady,Queenie for the love she always shows me. I luv u babe. I cudnt hv made it without you. I thank my teachers from nursery till level 400. Thanks for the discipline instilled in me. I thank my SHS headmistress very much. Thank you to my neighbors and the woman who sells bread and egg at the junction. We made it. First to comment. Hurraaaayyy!!



Don't operate it while charging

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Religion / Old Couples Wed In Port Harcourt by jonglexer: 5:01pm On Apr 30, 2017
Oldest couples Weds today at Assemblies of God Church Silver Valley Port Harcourt

Groom of over 80 Years weds bride of over 56 Years

Religion / Re: Share Your Best Christmas Selfie. by jonglexer: 12:08pm On Dec 25, 2016
Here we go

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Properties / Re: Help:- How Many Plots Of Land Is In This Survey Plan by jonglexer: 8:33am On Dec 13, 2016
Abimloaded:
Architects, TPLs , Surveyors in the house kindly help with the total number of plots of Land in the survey plan.
Location :- Akure, Ondo state.
cc 5p1naz
Kkonsults
shegzy14
ihebrooke
hurricaneChris et all.
Thanks in anticipation.
I dunno the official measurement of Land in Ogun state... But by Rivers State standard which is 15.24m by 30.48 metres, it can be said to be 5 plots from my calculations ....for more info, contact me
Career / Re: Corporate Barber In Tie At His Work Place. Pictures by jonglexer: 8:14am On Jun 03, 2016
he's going to church from work.... so don't blame him
Politics / Re: Court Stops The Swearing In Of Victoria Nyeche - See Reasons by jonglexer: 5:51pm On Apr 21, 2016
Sijo01:
What party does she belong
She's APC.......I've seen so many of her election billboards
Gaming / Re: Which Among These Android Games Is Your Most Favorite? (Graphic Photos) by jonglexer: 9:01pm On Aug 28, 2015
emusmith:
Hello Gamers smiley

Three out of every five person on the street now use an Android phone. With its wide screen, it makes mobile games interesting and fun.

Which is your most favorite Android game among these?


* SUBWAY SURFERS
* TEMPLE RUN 2
* CANDY CRUSH SAGA
* FRUITSLICE
* TEMPLE RUN OZ
* NEED FOR SPEED
* TENNIS 3D
* ZUMA RETURN
* BOTTLE SHOOT etc



Personal Request: I HAVE BEEN IN CANDY CRUSH LEVEL 28 FOR A WHILE NOW...Can anyone help a bro out?

SHARE YOUR MOBILE GAMING CHALLENGES & VICTORIES.

Food / Re: At What Age Did You Cook Your First Meal? by jonglexer: 8:36pm On Aug 25, 2015
Martins301:
I came home just now and my kid brothers were all smiles. The twins had this big grin grin on their faces. When I asked them why they were smiling, they told me they had both cooked our evening meal (Beans).

Ah! I thought they were joking but my doubts were cleared when they brought me a plate of the scentilating beans. Mehn! When I put one spoon inside my mouth, I momentarily forgot the pains of trekking around the city looking for one fairy-tale job.

This boys tried o. Its not easy to cook family food with such level of perfection. And they are just 11 years old! I know some girls at 21 years of age who would cook salt and add little beans and still be claiming best cook. INTROVERT I did not call your name o.

So at what age did you start cooking? Am not talking of boiling hot water and indomie o.

Sauce: Martins301

cooked indomie when I was 3
Jokes Etc / Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by jonglexer: 7:02pm On Aug 21, 2015
this only happens when you and friends smoke weed for the first time

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Business / Re: Governor Ajimobi & Arisekola - Punch Newspaper Hides S E X Scandal by jonglexer: 1:38am On Jul 21, 2015
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Politics / Re: Obama Passes Vote Of Confidence On President Buhari’s Leadership Style by jonglexer: 1:34am On Jul 21, 2015
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Politics / Re: South- East Urged Buhari To Stop Leaning To One Side In Making His Appointment by jonglexer: 1:32am On Jul 21, 2015
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Romance / Re: When He/she Says This..... What Does It Mean by jonglexer: 9:52pm On Jul 20, 2015
it means he/she wants to eat/play.....ask a kid what break time means
Romance / Re: Truth About Most Nigerian Bae's by jonglexer: 9:50pm On Jul 20, 2015
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Phones / Re: [] Post Your Android Phone Problems Here And Get A Solution[] by jonglexer: 10:25pm On Feb 27, 2015
DaZion:
Hey Guys.

Post your android phone errors and problems here and a solution would be given to you.

All other certified and expert Phone Engineer here would help..


Or email me at...ziongabriel6@gmail.com.
Facebook Username: Da-Ziondancer.
Or call me: 2348135447736.

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my flash share can't connect to other devices...I have deleted and reinstalled severally.. still no solution...what do I do??
Phones / Re: Which Network Is Currently Making You Feel Very Happy On Internet Access? by jonglexer: 8:54pm On Feb 26, 2015
Alexanda07:
YES OO. ETISALAT PAY AS YOU GO PULSE.

N5 UNLIMITED 24/7 DAILY INTERNET.

WHICH MEANS I USE N100 FOR 20 DAYS OR N150 FOR 30 DAYS UNLIMITED DOWNLOADS ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.

THATS FOR THOSE STILL ACTIVE AND IF YOU ARE NOT, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER CONTACTING ME.

I LOVE YOU ETISALAT AND I WILL MARRY YOU VERY SOON.
pls how do you subscribe to 'Pay as you go pulse'
Romance / A Minute Silence by jonglexer: 8:14pm On Feb 17, 2015
Midnight thought and writing...
I want to observe a minute silence for all the girls
that lost their virginity on Val Day in the name of
valentine.
At the same time, 5 minutes silence for all the
guys that emptied their account on Saturday and
spent all they have saved so far, all in the name
of valentine.
Then for all the pre-existing # Runs_Girl that slept
with more than 5 guys via wkend, i say kudos, you
are indeed italian machines.
Then to all the guys that screwed more than 7
girls that day, i troway # twale. Indeed, You guys
have the master key. Yes, you have opened the
door to 7 demon. congratulations.
And for the unmarried girls who will be seeing
signs of pregnancy any moment from now all
because of this same val things, i say congrats.
Then finally, to the guys and girls, who will be
seeing symptoms of HIV and other sexually
transmitted diseases, please, accept my sincere
condolence.
To the guys who spent their val just like me...
Bless you.

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