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Politics / Re: Bloodbath As Hausa, Fulani Clash In Sokoto by JooEeL(m): 6:25pm On Mar 25
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Celebrities / Re: Abosede Aloba: Mohbad’s Mother Opens Up On Late Son, Ex-Husband, Naira Marley by JooEeL(m): 4:46pm On Mar 25
dealslip:

She repeat the same thing here right?

She changed mouth
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 4:44pm On Mar 25
Qasim6:


What do you believe in Joker?

The universe spring into existence by itself just like how your gadgets spring into existence by themselves?

The joke is on you


U see why u are stupid? Going by your logic, it means if you presume there's a creator of the universe, then that means that 'creator' is presumed to have it's own creator. And it's own creator must have its own creator and on and on... leading to what is called an infinite regress.

Your logic defeats itself, oponu.
Celebrities / Re: Abosede Aloba: Mohbad’s Mother Opens Up On Late Son, Ex-Husband, Naira Marley by JooEeL(m): 11:38am On Mar 25
dealslip:

She repeat the same thing here right?


She change mouth na. She’s now agreeing he’s the father
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 11:37am On Mar 25
Qasim6:


Of course 'both books contains lots of fictions, Muhammad copied the stories from the Bible' would be the only logical conclusion for someone like you; you can't think beyond ur mental capabilities.

Have a nice day bro!

Brainwashed religionist talking about mental?? People that believe in virgins in heaven after death??

U people are more than deluded.
Politics / Re: Young Fulani Bandits In Full Military Regalia And Armed With AK47 Riffle (video) by JooEeL(m): 11:23am On Mar 25
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Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by JooEeL(m): 2:03am On Mar 25
Ken4Christ:


Of course Jesus did. There are four testifiers to this truth; Matthew, Mark Luke and John. And their testimonies agreed. Even the Court of Law accepts the testimonies of two persons talk more of four persons.

Besides, I have prayed for a man who was as good as dead and he came back to life. He was rejected by the hospital he was taken to treatment. And his feet was already getting cold still which is a sign that death has truly set in. But I prayed using the name of Jesus and spoke in tongues for about one hour and he revived. Jesus is still doing miracles. Hallelujah.

Lol. Good night.

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Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 11:31pm On Mar 24
Qasim6:


When the Westerners came across the story of Moses, Pharaoh and a certain Haman in the Qur'an (Haman according to Qur'an is one of the chiefs of Pharaoh); They called Prophet Muhammad all sort of unprintable names, that he picked Haman from the book of Esther and muddled it up with the story of Moses. Haman according to the book of Esther in the Bible was an aide to a Persian King.

Today, most Biblical scholars believe book of Esther is fictional because it doesn't line up with Persian History.

And with the decoding of hieroglyphs in the 19th century, we now know there was a certain Haman in ancient Egypt.



In the story of Noah, Qur'an let us know the Ark came to rest on Mount Judi while the Bible said mountains of Ararat. Just do a little research on where the Ark was found.

Do you think Muhammad was plagiarising and making sure not to copy the errors of the Bible?

Of course both books contain lots of fiction. Whether u have stories in there like this Haman story u feel aligns more with history does not invalidate the fact that Islam is a copycat of Xtianity.


Baba rest. No dey give urself high bp ontop religion wey come from Arabia. Shey u na arab ni?
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by JooEeL(m): 11:27pm On Mar 24
Ken4Christ:


You don't reach such conclusions. Even our Lord Jesus didn't raise every dead persons in his days. He also couldn't heal every sick people during his earthly ministry.

Who told u Jesus raised people from the dead?

Ok Sango rode a horse of fire and rained infernos. Hope u believe that as well?
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 10:06pm On Mar 24
Qasim6:


And what if Moses, Jesus, Noah, Job, Solomon are in our religion?

Are there 2 Gods?

We believe it is the same God that sent Abraham, Moses, Jesus sent Muhammad; so there message should be the same.

Imagine u as a teacher of 3 different students, u tutor them same things, u prepare exam for ur students and they submitted similar answer. Are u just going to conclude they copied each other?

Y'all are just ignorant and bold, u'll come online parroting some nonsense you have heard somewhere. Get some education and stop embarrassing ursef.


Oh, i thought ur religion was a purist one na. Borrow-borrow right, left and centre and u dare open ur mouth to come yarn sh*t.

Abeg shut d ef up and swerve. Religions deh talk, u sef deh carry ur own for head come chuk mouth. Take that plagiarised sh*t outta here!! undecided
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by JooEeL(m): 9:53pm On Mar 24
Astra101:
Hmmm, this is a 2008 thread but I notice something from the first two and last two pages.

In 2008,the comments from the first two pages were defensive, I mean defending the faith regardless of CE being culpable of any wrong doing or not. Now in 2024, the comments from the last two pages seek to question the veracity of pastor Chris miracle claims giving the evidence put forward by Sir John.

There seems to be a shift in momentum.

THIS IS THE ERA OF ENLIGHTENMENT. WE QUESTION ANYTHING QUESTIONABLE

MONKEY NO DEY IDANRE AGAIN

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Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by JooEeL(m): 9:49pm On Mar 24
amazingspiderma:


Hmm

You are wrong.
Christianity is the best thing to have happened to mankind.
Jesus died and rose and bought salvation and light into the life of men.
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How??
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by JooEeL(m): 9:46pm On Mar 24
If Pastor xhris no fit raise this actor Muna wey just kpai, then pastor xhris na okele. cheesy
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by JooEeL(m): 9:34pm On Mar 24
kingxsamz:

I have said it many times and I'll keep saying it.
The very reason why pastors who "perform miracles" never attempt to heal people with physical deformities like people with amputated limbs, hunchback, cripples with dead legs and people with obvious, huge tumours is because they know that it wouldn't work. They don't want to embarrass themselves. Go and check anywhere at all, you'll never see where an amputee was being healed or prayed on for their lost limb to regrow.
These cIowns will boldly tell you "what God cannot do doesn't exist" but dem dey fear to perform miracles on those set of people. 😂😂
Take any deformed person to any pastor and bear what you'll be told.

That Nigerians still believe these actors after so many years prove we have great levels of deficiency in our intellect.

Including stupid professors and doctors

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Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by JooEeL(m): 9:32pm On Mar 24
SoNature:
SirJohn

Write whatever you; I am not a CE member. However, one thing I will tell you is this: Christ Embassy wouldn't have come this far if everything about the church was fake. Believe whatever you like; people with strong faith in God will still receive their healings through God's power.

This one’s case is what is called done and dusted
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Amaechi Muonagor, Dies Of Kidney Failure by JooEeL(m): 9:08pm On Mar 24
Angelfrost:


Most religious Nigerians are pathologically stupid. Sad fact.

Lol. Lunatics, I tell u.
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Amaechi Muonagor, Dies Of Kidney Failure by JooEeL(m): 9:02pm On Mar 24
Angelfrost:
Sad... When I saw the video, I just knew that man was gone already. cry


This cycle and pattern of celebrities dying broke and penniless makes no sense to me.

We need to take this national health insurance thing seriously.

The first commentator already said its god they need. So…
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Amaechi Muonagor, Dies Of Kidney Failure by JooEeL(m): 8:58pm On Mar 24
APOPTOSIS:
Just heard so now😭😭
Old Age in Nigeria is now 65 years for men and 75 for women. Any man above 65 in Nigeria should just retire and start doing watchful waiting

Its 51.

Go and google life expectancy index for nigerians. Nigerians deserve it anyway. The number will keep reducing and reducing until they get sense
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Amaechi Muonagor, Dies Of Kidney Failure by JooEeL(m): 8:47pm On Mar 24
Newswriter:
If true, then nollywood needs God

U guys can see why I despise typical nigerians? Their brains are so dormant they are never willing to put it to use or utilise for critical thinking except god.

If this one was a critical thinker, he would ask why his fellow compatriots tend to beg online for health issues in their latter years and if government already has subsidised health schemes for seniors or the govt reneges on these arrangements.

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Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 8:29pm On Mar 24
CockPit:


As a Christian, I love your debate and logic. Thy are very sound and in order. Hopefully, our people will wise up and get delivered from the these Pastorpreuners.

Thx bro

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Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 8:29pm On Mar 24
Qasim6:


What do you mean by plagiarized religion?

You look into Islam and you come to the conclusion that the religion plagiarized?

Is moses in ur religion, yes or no?
Did Mary not give birth to Jesus (Maria / Issa)
Dont u bliv ure descendants of Abraham(Ibrahim)?
Dont u believe in heaven/hell (al jannah/ firdaus and jahannam)?
Dont u believe in god and satan (shaytan)?

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Baba go and sit down abeg
Celebrities / Re: Abosede Aloba: Mohbad’s Mother Opens Up On Late Son, Ex-Husband, Naira Marley by JooEeL(m): 8:24pm On Mar 24
dealslip:

Did you even read the interview?

She said it in her last interview last month
Music/Radio / Re: Kcee Ft. One Republic - Ojapiano Remix (Official Video) by JooEeL(m): 8:24pm On Mar 24
jamesversion:


You hit the nail on the head. For such such a dope beat, the lyrics of the song is just whack. I only play the instrumental. He needs to write better lyrics or use ghost writers.

I didn’t critique the earlier version because i felt kcee was just bouncing back into d limelight after a while. because its never guaranteed a song will be a hit, sometimes pen game is relegated. But once the hit is confirmed and u have a chance to do a remix, mehn, u can enhance d lyrics na.

Its well
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Military Base In Yobe, Kills Soldier by JooEeL(m): 7:58pm On Mar 24
triple996:






see pain everywhere cheesy
Was it the civilians that ambushed and kill the soldiers??
BH can from far away to attack the military camp and u are here saying rubbish.

BTW NO AMOUNT OF WAILING WILL SAVE THOSE KILLERS IN DELTA cool


Your boko haram infested army can do what they wish but never will they get that media sympathy they thought they would garner; neither will they assume the moral high ground they desperately seek. Impossible. 👎🏼
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Military Base In Yobe, Kills Soldier by JooEeL(m): 7:55pm On Mar 24
tyup:
The Army under able General Lagbaja is not here to Joke. The Military later followed up on them to Gulani forest and killed bout 20 of them

Gory images mehn. Army no get Joy

Be doing failed PR.

Why them no write “the audacity” for twitter??

Audio twenty killings undecided
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Military Base In Yobe, Kills Soldier by JooEeL(m): 7:54pm On Mar 24
THE BATSTARDS WON’T WRITE “THE AUDACITY” undecided

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill 2 Police Officers In Imo (graphic Pix) by JooEeL(m): 3:13pm On Mar 24
Okete001:
Hmmm

Some other zoo police officers are gone and they are happy now.

By the time the police come for them now, they will start grunting.

Àwon eranko àkóbí elédè

There is no end to it until nigeria breaks. Theres been too much bad blood right from the civil war, plus their agitations right from the times of Uwazurike.

The forces have killed them and arrested them in numbers, then there is a reprisal, and another reprisal etc.

Its just like a marriage with so much physical abuse from its inception. After many yrs, a breakup will likely happen, hardly a healing.
Celebrities / Re: Abosede Aloba: Mohbad’s Mother Opens Up On Late Son, Ex-Husband, Naira Marley by JooEeL(m): 3:03pm On Mar 24
Its clear some people are sponsoring this womans post onto nairaland.

E n pe.

This woman about a month ago proclaimed that Mr Aloba is not d father of Mo bad, and her cheerleaders were hailing her saying they thought as much. Now the woman is here saying she only said that because of the man’s behaviour. Such silliness.

For her to even have said that initially means she was sleeping with other men the time she was betrothed to her erstwhile husband. She shot herself in d foot. U guys need to listen to Bukky Jesse. Na she fit this Mo bad mama small craze.

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Romance / Re: Ecosexuality: The Latest Sexual Orientation.( Pics) by JooEeL(m): 10:46pm On Mar 23
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Music/Radio / Re: Kcee Ft. One Republic - Ojapiano Remix (Official Video) by JooEeL(m): 10:13pm On Mar 23
Wish this song had more lyrical depth.

Kcee should improve.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by JooEeL(m): 9:40pm On Mar 23
otherway:


Jesus performed miracles.. I believe in miracles.

Hmmn yea. Like science and technology: true miracles.
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 9:40pm On Mar 23
Theama:


You're breathing in Oxygen?

Have you seen air? No

Have you touched air? No

But You've felt air in motion and I've also felt air in motion. A basic evidence of air exists.

I've felt him, I have him, he's proved himself and I've seen the evidence that's the difference

My belief is not just "theory"

Because you don't believe or haven't witnessed doesn't mean it's a lie.

Anyway, as I stated, even if I debated from morning till night unless you have your encounter or have been convicted by him all my explanations will be seen by you as the "mumbo jumbo rambling of a religious fool deceiving himself"

Lol stay blessed bro. Mean no harm... just debating.

No hate at all. Wish u peace.

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