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Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 8:31pm On Mar 23
Theama:



My Faith has been strengthened by encounters not just reading.

If you view the words Bible as fable, you'll always see it as fable, if you view it as living it will come alive.

If one has experienced practical miracles, life-changing miracles as well and not just "reading" his conviction would remain strong and strengthened.

Anyway, all this explanation would seem and remain foolish to you until the Holy Ghost convicts you. Even if I debate with you from morning to night unless you have an open heart, it would still be "fable" to you.


The Lord be with you bro.

holy ghost?? Wtf!

Have u seen him? No. Have u touched it? No. What makes u different from me who doesnt believe that crap? Nothing!

When u soak urself in lies for long, it will become your "truth".
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 7:58pm On Mar 23
Theama:


Your reaction doesn't surprise me bro...


It's the gospel, it's supposed to sound foolish to people who don't believe. To me it's truth and wisdom via encounters.


Anyway, speaking of brains. Let's not pretend like Christians aren't also part of the great minds who have made/are making groundbreaking exploits.


I don't have energy to argue Sir.

Books meant to enslave you already have craftily laced words and catchphrases like what you've just quoted to keep u spellbound.

If u start to make use of ur brain, slowly you'll figure out the brainwashing. But when u remember such verse, it draws you back and locks in the victim's folly.
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 7:11pm On Mar 23
NOETHNICITY:
As usual, another ignorant fellow. Read a book bro

A book on getting 77 1/2 k-leg virgins in al-jannah.

Naaaaah, I'll pass.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by JooEeL(m): 7:08pm On Mar 23
CaptainFM1:


Those "God of men" have mastered their deceptive craft to the extent that even now, they've colonised the internet and social media space.


Them dey madt. We are here for them.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by JooEeL(m): 5:31pm On Mar 23
CaptainFM1:
I'm so happy that more people are waking up to the fakeness of these so called men of God.

I knew they stage manage miracles since I was 4years old. My aunt will force us to starve in the name of fasting and we will go to church every evening for stupid deliverance that never exist.

The man will touch everybody and they will be falling like leaves. It got to my turn, I refuse to fall when he pushed my head. He then added scissors kick to my legs along with the push, I fell. The ushers try to pin me down, I bit one of them with my teeth and kick another in his blokus.

The man and every stupid person in the church then intensify prayers on me. I just can't belief how stupid my aunt was Everytime I think back about the incident.

One time I was sick when i was young and hoped I could find a way to pastor chris church. Lol, imagine my mentality then. grin

I would be seeing all those rhapsody booklets of their miracles they shared and be wondering I would be made whole if I went there.

Chai. Mumu- me!!!!

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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by JooEeL(m): 5:21pm On Mar 23
otherway:
Scam.

I believe in miracles but this is a scam.

You don't televise a miracle in anticipation

Nothing makes you different that you didn't fall for this. You will stil fall for someting else tomorrow.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by JooEeL(m): 5:20pm On Mar 23
vowiski:
The people saying arangee are clueless and ignorant.

If you have ever been close to Pastor Chris , you will know that he is not human ..

Before you get close to him, that radius alone, there is a lot of power generated, you must feel it, e no get how.. how much more you get to touch him.

I remember a teacher of mine who always criticized the man of God.. he said when Pastor Chris came to Benin for Higher life conference, he was waiting for Bus when the man of God passed ..

Pastor Chris was in the Vehicle and as the car passed , he fell under power right on the road.. cheesy


He said God told him, that is my son .. since that day. He never said crap against the man of God..

Hmmn correct.

He will soon drink Lipton with God.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by JooEeL(m): 5:18pm On Mar 23
FOOTSOLDIER2:
People just talk shit about what they don't Know.

Do you know a lot of those sick persons attend healing school for weeks or even months, where their faith is build and strengthened? Faith cometh by hearing and by hearing the word of God. A canal mind will always think otherwise but you can't tempt God or Jesus, if you have faith, then your faith shall make you whole...don't argue what you don't know.

Your case is hopeless.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by JooEeL(m): 5:18pm On Mar 23
honestivo:
Some hypocrite here will not believe,but will believe when politicians will promise them one $dollar to one #naira in 2027

It is the brains of those who believe such stunts that tend to believe the politicians as well.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by JooEeL(m): 5:17pm On Mar 23
Nkl4u:
Miracles do exist

Yea. Like science and technology.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by JooEeL(m): 5:17pm On Mar 23
chenny360:
People that didn't believe in miracles will think it's a prank

People that believe in these miracles will think they have a brain.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by JooEeL(m): 5:16pm On Mar 23
Balistic4:
Any Muslim that comments on this topic will not die well. This is a Christian affair.

Now back to the topic grin grin grin
It seems Chris need serious money for a big "project" grin grin grin

This comment is the funniest.

Any muslim that chuks mouth in this matter, ko ni ragba fun e... Eranko...

Now as per in-house family matter, Pastor Crook-Chris should have healed Mr Ibu when his leg was amputated. Or raise him now he's dead.

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Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 4:08pm On Mar 23
SoNature:


Some of you will realise that God exists when you are already serving your eternity in hellfire.

I won't beg you to repent, but don't say that nobody told you about Jesus Christ because I clearly did.

Hell fire? Lol, another scaredy-cat? grin

How old are u? You probably believe ojuju calabar too exists.

Forget hell fire first, when is ur jesus returning from d sky in ur suppsed rapture again?

These days I realise una no too dey preach rapture again, e be like small small una brain don dey reset.

_____________________

Well when ure dead, ure dead -- get over it.

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Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 4:05pm On Mar 23
NOETHNICITY:
Please don’t generalize. Islam is not a scam. You don’t scam people for money in Islam. We know the religion that is scam

Taah, get out. No difference; no levels.

See plagiarised religion too wan dey raise shoulder. Comot dia.
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 4:04pm On Mar 23
CaCO3:


Jesus resurrected 3 persons back to life
1.Lazarus
2.Jairus's Daughter
3.The Widows's son in the City of Nain

Were u there?
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 4:04pm On Mar 23
SMARTMOTORS:
He's talking about bringing dead Souls to life spiritually not physically dead if the flesh. A man can be alive but he's dead spiritually!

Spokesperson.

We hail o.

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Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 4:02pm On Mar 23
Theama:


They were three actually


So u bliv all those fables?

The world has left una behind. See the brains of people I share country with. Chai.

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Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 4:01pm On Mar 23
SoNature:
Another opportunity for people to insult pastors. Daddy Freeze doesn't talk like a Christian.

In Romans 9:15, the Bible says that God will have mercy on whom He will have mercy on.

Another hopelessly brainwashed slave.

See dem
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 4:00pm On Mar 23
Cantonese:
Stupid request.

Hopelessly stupid comment.

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Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 4:00pm On Mar 23
Beverlyjean:


Apart from Lazarus...please, who else did Jesus raise from the dead

That was a fable. Why do black people believe things written in a book and handed over to them by whites??

Choi.
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 3:59pm On Mar 23
philiancoop:
What is your point Mr freezer? Didn't Jesus raise many people back to life when even has father died and many others died without being raised? Sorry I digress.

Again
What is your point?

Jesus did not raise anything. Where's ur proof??

You read it in a book when since u were 3 years old. That's why you're brainwashed as an adult.

No difference between una and isis... they were just brainwashed differently.
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 3:58pm On Mar 23
CountinBlessins:


Really ? Didn't that big mouthed shameless fraud named pastor Chris claim that he has brought 50 people back to life ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okay le thim being Yar adua back to life we need him in Nigeria now.
Foolish fake pastor

And more hopelessly dumb followers.

Religion is the cause of black man's brain's decay. Their brains are not used optimally because religion blocks certain sections of brain activity. Their idelogies makes them put their brains to sleep in many situations.
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 3:57pm On Mar 23
ValCon888:
Anytime you trap them in a corner, they say you don't understand how God works.

Haha..

You are correct. Tha'ts the hallmark of a typical brainwashed religio-zealot.

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Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 3:56pm On Mar 23
GanagiBitrus:
This man obviously doesn't understand how God works.

Unbelievers rushing to my mention. smiley

They are "unbelievers" to your position.

While you too are an "unbeliever" to their own position.

Black man, when una go get sense? undecided

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Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by JooEeL(m): 3:55pm On Mar 23
123yes:
Matter of bringing people back to life is in the hand of God. As believers, we know miracles still happens. Even Jesus Christ our saviour did not heal every one that was sick when he was here on earth.

Gerrahere.

Brainwashed dolt.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Russia Hall Attack (photos) by JooEeL(m): 3:00pm On Mar 23
psalmsjob:


They have a beef with every country or everyone who doesn't believe in their brand of Islam....including you grin

Haha, including hin papa. E go shock am. cheesy

Fulani herdsmen and iswap activities are not yet enough for him to k'ogbon ...

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Food / Re: Massive Fish Caught In Idu, ONELGA, Rivers State During Fishing Festival by JooEeL(m): 10:16pm On Mar 22
Gadafii:
There is nothing Nigeria and Nigerians need to survive that Gif has not provided, Good weather, fertile lands, rivers of fishes, forests of animals for our satisfaction,abundant natural resources but guess what??

We are cursed with bad leaders ...and cursed sahel invaders like fulanis and their infiltrated army
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Survive This Current Situation In Nigeria by JooEeL(m): 9:34pm On Mar 22
Fatbam005:
You belong to the have not category the reason for your public outcry

Lol small boy. Typical black man with awkward mentality. Only when ure affected u voice out.

So by ur submission, those who have not been kidnapped should have no "public outcry" until they have the experience?

Ani odenson ni e se.
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa, 96 Others Declared Wanted By DHQ (Names & Pictures) by JooEeL(m): 8:08pm On Mar 22
BiafIntel:


Onye nzama, underground digging ostrich, political solution, career agitator criminal, how far? Simon Ekpa the Biafran P. M. has blocked the feeding bottle of all you nzama criminals and sent you criminals into oblivion. Sit at home continues. END OF THE ROAD FOR NZAMA WORK!

It's like that guy did not see that even Edoziem is part of the wanted people.

So with all their efforts in trying to act different from Simon Ekpa by seemingly toeing the law of the nigerian govt, yet the army has difficulty in separating them?

It's unfortunate.

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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa, 96 Others Declared Wanted By DHQ (Names & Pictures) by JooEeL(m): 7:53pm On Mar 22
Hahaha... I keep telling u nigerian army are the real terrorists and typical nigerians the real zombies.

See how they subliminally tossed in a translation of their writeup in fulfulde language. Question is, why that particular language?


Hehe, at a point they used to say hausa-fulani, right? Now gradually, it's only fulani that's showing up. Fulanis are idiots who are not indigenous to nigeria in the past few hundred years. Since they cannot easily conquer indigenes outright, they are using what is meant to be a legal outfit, the nigerian army, to finish the job.

And some very myopic nigerian mugus on the first page cannot see this, I just smile. Who remembered when Mazi Kanu was captured? They first delivered the message in hausa language like he was a trophy for the north.


God bear me witness, I curse nigeria and anyone who identifies as a nigerian before me, I view the person as either a complete simpleton or a strange lunatic.

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Travel / Re: Germany To Allow International Students Work For 9 Months Prior To Studies by JooEeL(m): 3:04pm On Mar 22
Haha, boys don carry fake proof of funds enter Jamma, sotay them gats create new law.

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