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CrimeRe: Man Returns From Abroad For Christmas, Allegedly Killed By Childhood Friend by JooEeL(m): 9:20pm On Dec 28, 2025
Hhh4444:
If you had the ability to read minds,you would distance yourself from people. Ordinary say I change belt when I dey use for my trouser, person dey envy me. Fear human being oooo.
Haha. If u con buy g wagon nko? grin
CelebritiesRe: Rumors Of Mohbad's Widow, Wunmi Aloba Giving Birth To Second Child by JooEeL(m): 9:13pm On Dec 28, 2025
galantjoe:
Well, why I said so was that he was beaten abd the same aggressor appointed someone that treated him.

That was his end. If you found a truth about something never delay. Act fast because people do go far even to visiting afa to know your extent of knowledge to keep the secret intact
Mat his soul rest in peace
hmm ok bosss
Christianity EtcRe: Did You Attend All Sunday Services In 2025? by JooEeL(m): 9:48am On Dec 28, 2025
JuanDeDios:
Wetin church do you, my brother?
Nothing. Just like night clubs and event centres, the church and mosques are social constructs for get-together, familiarisation and uplifting of emotions.

After u leave there, the same physical eba you eat is the same a non-church-goer eats. The same way you drink water is the same way he will drink. Your situation remains 100% physical like the case of others. After skibashing your ripapa ripopo, me and u go struggle enter the same danfo. Nothing sets you apart from the next person.

Admittedly, it does shape behaviour and morality, but that is not the be-all end-all as morality and good conduct can be gotten anywhere: home, schools, place of work and even a person's conviction.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Foreign Minister, Yusuf Tuggar's Interview On CNN (Video) by JooEeL(m): 11:07pm On Dec 27, 2025
FreeStuffsNG:
He was absolutely diplomatic, intelligent and brilliant to enlighten the world on the real issues without directly calling the Americans and American President out.

That CNN interviewer really succumbed to his superior understanding of the issue and eloquence. She and her editor will probably feel disappointed not to hear what they wanted to hear cheesy

When next they want to interview a Nigerian government official, they will come with biro and notebooks to learn.

All the unfortunate unpatriotic elements and terrorists are in severe pains
apc data agbaya. Are u not ashamed in trying so hard to influence public opinions?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa At (1 - 2) On 27th December 2025 by JooEeL(m): 10:45pm On Dec 27, 2025
Sccarrr:
yes o... especially Arsenal after the sack , he placed them on number 1 for his hate list.
Haha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa At (1 - 2) On 27th December 2025 by JooEeL(m): 9:38pm On Dec 27, 2025
Sccarrr:
na hin na...Mr Gud ebening everyone 😹
Haha. But d guy dey steady upset all d PL big boys
InvestmentRe: Greed Or Poverty: The Real Reason Ponzi Schemes Will Never Die In Nigeria by JooEeL(m): 8:29pm On Dec 27, 2025
Whats the difference between ponzi and those who believe one rapture will happen to whisk them away from the earth or those awaiting 72-virgin treat in a fictitious paradise? Deep in their mind, they know its not real but they just choose to believe it. Its a hope; they hope to get rich; they hope to die and live forever in a cool heaven... it's down to that part of the brain that prioritises sentiments.

It all boils down to stupidity. Nothing really unusual.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa At (1 - 2) On 27th December 2025 by JooEeL(m): 8:24pm On Dec 27, 2025
Sccarrr:
Chelsea content creators dey post ball possession stats everywhere for first half , den no Kno gud ebening na bad guy😹🤣..
Oh I think I remember na. Emery abi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa At (1 - 2) On 27th December 2025 by JooEeL(m): 8:24pm On Dec 27, 2025
Sccarrr:
Gud ebening whine Chelshit for first half 😹😹
Someone always says ebening instead of evening. Pls remind me.
CelebritiesRe: Rumors Of Mohbad's Widow, Wunmi Aloba Giving Birth To Second Child by JooEeL(m): 5:26pm On Dec 27, 2025
galantjoe:
Mohbad died cowardly

May hia soul rest in peace

In his next world he must use discretion to surpass difficult situations

Discretion is a better of valor
It was never easy. If u follow the story well, man knew his babe was a former and probably current street girl, and both were kinda like in open relationships after their marriage.

Marriage is just a societal pressure men tend to fall into, and he was a victim of it. He suspected the authenticity of his child several times, and he was making solid plans to extricate himself from the whims of his woman without public brouhaha.

Man was preparing to thwart his babe and travel out to spend a long time in Canada.

He got caught up. Man dont judge men so quickly na...
CelebritiesRe: Rumors Of Mohbad's Widow, Wunmi Aloba Giving Birth To Second Child by JooEeL(m): 5:21pm On Dec 27, 2025
koolpal:
Life must go on... Wisdom profits a man... No allow anybody kpai you without the creator's approval ooo
Na the koko be this
PoliticsRe: Gumi In 1987: "Unity Will Only Be Possible If Christians Convert To Islam" by JooEeL(m): 10:49am On Dec 27, 2025
Chidibe212:
Gummi has been a terrorist sympathizer for decades o
Terrorist sympathiser = terrorist.

You guys should stop making excuses for them
PoliticsRe: Stop The US Military Intervention Now - Gummi Tells Tinubu by JooEeL(m): 9:31am On Dec 26, 2025
Tinubu, u better ensure the U.S bring more firepower and missiles!

Now ure talking! This is all we want!

Fulani islamic terrorists on the run!
cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Celebrating Christmas Will Send You To Hellfire! - Muslim Cleric Warns (video) by JooEeL(m): 7:06am On Dec 26, 2025
SeriouslySense:
cheesy Take it easy. I am sitting down now, there is no need to kill any ant.

Because we have not invented much like whites does not make us less valuable as a people.

There is greatness in you. So be great.

Do not be ashamed of your Christian root.
Which xtian root? cheesy cheesy

Guy if I catch u, I go flog u better bulaba. grin grin

No nigerian has any xtian roots!
Christianity EtcRe: Celebrating Christmas Will Send You To Hellfire! - Muslim Cleric Warns (video) by JooEeL(m): 10:24pm On Dec 25, 2025
SeriouslySense:
I believe in the rapture, satan is a liar my friend.

You can call me any name 😏. The Rapture is the Rapture.

Now I have to eat its Christmas. smiley even eating still i sleep grin. Enjoy Christmas.
Snooping around like snoopdog. My comment is on the fourth page but u still brought ur xtian ass all the way to the fourth page to do ur usual utterly ineffective xtian cast and bind that has never killed an ant in history.

Find chair go siddon guy.
Christianity EtcRe: Celebrating Christmas Will Send You To Hellfire! - Muslim Cleric Warns (video) by JooEeL(m): 9:41pm On Dec 25, 2025
EponObi:
Spot on!

When I was still going to church, I was shocked to discover some churches don't believe some other churches to be practicing true Christianity. There's one church in particular that castigates Catholics almost every service - their pastors will say they going to hell fire because they are fake Christians cheesy Tribalism in Nigeria is a child's play when you see the tribalism they play in the church cheesy
Some believe if u dont pay tithes, ure going to hell. Or uve forgotten when Adeboye recently changed his stance on this? Some believe if you are not water-baptised ure screwed. Some, if you dont believe in Trinity, some if you don't speak in Tongues. Some if you don't give alms. Some if you believe in the Papacy. Some if you believe in "Jesus" instead of Yeshua / Yahushua, some if you read some versions of the bible they believe are corrupt. Some if you perm your hair or apply makeup as a woman, some if women are leaders in your church. Even trousers-wearing for women in deeper life na trouble.

Even islam, the arid desert religion suffers these sects too.

Somehow, in the narrowest minds of all these doofuses and in their small viewpoint and seclusion, they feel only their way is the right way. Mehn these are dark times. I regret being a part of this generation. I know someday in the distant future, they will look back at these times and be shocked in bewilderment how mass folly was on full exhibition in this era. They will call it the dark age too. I know there will still be some hopelessly foolish nigerian that time still waiting for a rapture to take place.

If you have so much value you are contributing to this world, like science and tech, ai etc... you cant be stupid like the mainstream nigerian.
Christianity EtcRe: Celebrating Christmas Will Send You To Hellfire! - Muslim Cleric Warns (video) by JooEeL(m): 6:39pm On Dec 25, 2025
EponObi:
Meanwhile, some Christian churches and cult will tell their members that they are going to hellfire if they celebrate Christmas 😂

Imagine oooo.

Christians: Muslim are going to hellfire

Muslims: Christians are going to hellfire

Some Christians: These Christians groups and Catholics are going to hellfire. Christmas is a pagan tradition.

Walahi, people go supplus for this una hellfire. Human BBQ na water 🤣
Its because most blacks have no value to give to life and humanity.

If we had so much value to contribute, we wont be bothered about which hell people go. What is funny is that, almost everyone ends up in another person's category of hell in their brainwashed beliefs. But they can't see how silly they all are.
Christianity EtcRe: Celebrating Christmas Will Send You To Hellfire! - Muslim Cleric Warns (video) by JooEeL(m): 6:38pm On Dec 25, 2025
eazzzy1:
People like this should be placed on DSS watchlist. He on one of his faithful can arrange a Christmas bombing.
Even DSS shld be placed on our watchlist.

What have they done to investigate the supporters of islamic terrorism in nigeria since all these years?
TravelRe: Drama At Warri Airport As Lady Clashes With Airport Staff (Video) by JooEeL(m): 3:36pm On Dec 24, 2025
I think she has claimed asylum in the country she flew from and submitted the passport. Then when given back she couldn't renew it because of her passport.

Thus she used her passport of the country she flew from.
CrimeRe: How Zambian Prophetess Killed Her Husband, Used His Skeleton To Heal The Sick by JooEeL(m): 7:32pm On Dec 23, 2025
Pahdinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?

Car TalkRe: How Nigerian Drivers Destroy Their Car Engines Without Knowing It by JooEeL(m): 3:19pm On Dec 22, 2025
gabbasin:
Change your car engine oil at every 5,000 kilometres covered, this I have been maintaining for the past 13 years on the same car, but the issue is that nowadays it takes me 3 years to get to 5,000 kilometres, and it's been 2 years I last changed my car engine oil
Did u just say 2 years? Some of you are unbelievable.

Even as extremely handy as chatGPT is to clarify very simple issues, some of you will still play ostrich in the sand.

So because uve not gotten to 5,000km, you wouldn't change your oil right? So whether you ride 5,000km or not, you don't know oil degrades with time?
FamilyRe: Man Criticizes His Late Boss's Wife For Remarrying After Six Months by JooEeL(m): 2:12pm On Dec 19, 2025
Since many simpy men decide to be enslaved by their wives all in d name of marriage and pussie, then they deserve to die first, and faster too!
PoliticsRe: Bishop Hassan Kukah Visits Nnamdi Kanu In Sokoto Prisons- Picture by JooEeL(m): 5:42pm On Dec 18, 2025
Kanu would have wanted you to have stood by the killings of the indigenous people in Nigeria by fulani islamic fundamentalists, and not a mere photo-op.

That would have made Kanu more satisfied, not really this.
PoliticsRe: Mary Miller: Radical Islam Behind Killing Of Thousands Of Christians In Nigeria by JooEeL(m):
The day they killed Deborah in broad day light was the beginning of the end of the islamic terrorist fulani caliphate.


"These Christians should be able to live in their ancestral homeland without fear of genocidal Fulani."

Fulani, see your ass in the open. You thought you could hide under the word "bandits" to commit your jihad till you take over nigeria?

You are being singled out and profiled. Im sorry for any fulani in future. Im sorry for fulani and their brainwashed hausa and kanuri islamic terrorists.

USA. Please focus on the Sokoto Caliphate. Something is going on there.

PoliticsRe: Bandits Kidnap Elder Brother Of Yagba West Council Chairman In Kogi by JooEeL(m): 4:25pm On Dec 16, 2025
iwaeda:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/12/15/breaking-bandits-abduct-elder-brother-yagba-west-council-chairman-kogi
"Terrorists, locally dubbed as bandits..."

You and who locally dub them as bandits?... Okpo.
RomanceRe: What Stupid Thing Have You Done For Your Crush For The Sake Of Love by JooEeL(m): 2:06am On Dec 16, 2025
tiswell:
Okonkwo Odinakachukwu is a jajant king
Men are in love; women are in business.

Na we mount for here guy, no be dem.

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