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Romance / Re: I'm A Fine Girl, I'll Get Married To A Fine Man So My Kids Will Be Fine - Lady by JooEeL(m): 11:00am On Mar 18
This trend is the most annoying trend Ive seen in a while.
Crime / Re: Katsina Community Watch Corps Kill 200 Bandits In Two Weeks by JooEeL(m): 10:36am On Mar 18
JooEeL:
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If na IPOB, u go don see picture. But if na northern terrorists... errh, make we just believe am.


Gunmi is there, were n rin fanda. Telling you to come negotiate with him as per the middleman of the bandits; meaning he knows the location of this people, he knows the faces of this people... as a matter of fact, he is with this people, but you people want me to overlook all these established facts but instead start weeping for some soldiers in Delta...

...ani ko ni ragba fun gbogbo yin se. Idiotas!!

If u as a southerner, think somehow, this nigeria is sustainable and we should continue as-is, ko ni ragba fun iwo naa.

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ON THE DELTA DEBACLE:

Information reaching is that the nigerian army shot at and killed protesters in Delta, as usual.

But they're not reporting what led to the reprisal. Here are some of the images down below. Believe Nigeria or its army, believe the devil:

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Politics / Re: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by JooEeL(m): 10:19am On Mar 18
Zeebuy:

Shattap abeg, una get this and that but una still get big eye for oil


If una no drink una oil finish, una life go pukulumushu! undecided

Since na only oil deh una brain, e no go better for una if una no ask for una right to break away from this country. Do a serious agitation for the breakup of this country for that ur stupid oil region. We no want una!

Ef off!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (4 - 3) On 17th March, 2024 by JooEeL(m): 10:27pm On Mar 17
KingWarri:

It's better they lose this game. It will call for an awakening within the team never to under rate any team they play against if they want to win. And as for klopp, Field in your best eleven and don't change a winning 11.

U are right brother.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (4 - 3) On 17th March, 2024 by JooEeL(m): 10:26pm On Mar 17
enemyofprogress:
dey there dey blow turenci. Na Manchester United no dey complacent for the game abi?

Hahaa cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (4 - 3) On 17th March, 2024 by JooEeL(m): 10:25pm On Mar 17
Hezzyluv:


😂 😂

Happy Sunday jo.... grin

One love bro. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (4 - 3) On 17th March, 2024 by JooEeL(m): 7:25pm On Mar 17
Hezzyluv:


Seat down there dey speak English like sey man utd no waste better chances too.


Lol bobos don provoke. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (4 - 3) On 17th March, 2024 by JooEeL(m): 7:18pm On Mar 17
KingWarri:

I hope Liverpool learn lessons from this game if truly they want to win the league.... From coach to players.

Even Klopp was angry in the 70-something minute.

There was a counter Liverpool had that they were meant to slide the ball straight down the middle to a somewhat free player. Instead the player went wide with the counter.

In my mind, I was like these guys are joking too much with this game. They may regret it.

In fact, the kind of goal Rashford scored, had the kind of setting if the Liverpool player made that pass down the middle.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (4 - 3) On 17th March, 2024 by JooEeL(m): 7:09pm On Mar 17
Whenever I see a better team play casually because they are in a lead, and thus become complacent, wasting their chances and being mentally lazy to make their final passes better,

I never feel sorry for them when the weaker team roar into the game, take their chances, and turn the game around.

This is what has just happened.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bitter South African Politician Removes Transformer After Election Loss by JooEeL(m): 7:02pm On Mar 17
Irupetepete:
If Peter Obi has won this election and things got this bad in Nigeria, it is either we have 3 countries now or the country will be on fire already...
Jonathan no do reach like this that they made the country ungovernable for him...
Everybody that has a hand in the suffering of this country, he no go better for una o..
The pressure has gotten to me, there are some people who have never asked me for a dime in my 30+ years on earth, they are beginning to ask and it is painful I can't really help as I should have

Sorry bro. I can understand. The kind of hypocrisy I have seen from some of my people enh, its unbelievable.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (4 - 3) On 17th March, 2024 by JooEeL(m): 6:39pm On Mar 17
Lol. Maguire deh play 9. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (4 - 3) On 17th March, 2024 by JooEeL(m): 6:27pm On Mar 17
Liverpool should count themselves lucky to go into extra time.

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Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by JooEeL(m): 5:10pm On Mar 17
Who is this OP trying to force the media awash because of the sad incident?

Why has there not been audacity with all the killings of the army in the north?

Peeps, dont mind these guys. This is what is called "currying favour". They are trying to stand the moral high ground. They are trying to build enough heaps of sentiment before executing an onslaught on the innocent villagers.

Dont fall for it. They want your moral tacit support. Dont give it to them.

The killing of soldiers is bad enough. But let them find the direct culprits. Let them leave the innocents alone. I know why Im saying this. We are in the media world now. If there was no internet like the days of old, they will just start burning anyhow. Now they're trying to learn how to use the media to their advantage. Dont fall for it.

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Politics / Re: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by JooEeL(m): 3:40pm On Mar 17
Zooposki:


You think Itshekiri will want to share their oil with you. Itshekiri that came from Bini kingdom, and the land belongs to the Bini kingdom. Olukunmi and Akoko Edo ko, olukumni and Akoko Edo ni. Go carry them and Bini kingdom land na. Oil kee u there. Hypocrite.

Itsekiri trace their ancestry down to Ile Ife. Im very serious now.

Benin may have had influence over the region but by ancestry, they are a direct source from Ile-Ife. Do your findings. Yoruba ponbele ni won. E shock u?? cheesy
Politics / Re: Army Declares Manhunt For Killers Of 16 Soldiers In Okuoma, Delta; Few Arrested by JooEeL(m): 3:36pm On Mar 17
Austineva:
my mannest man, anytime I see ur comment I dey always know say na you, you get extra wisdom
Don't mind those cowards that can't replicate what they do here in the south over there in the North. Last year over 36 top ranking officers in military helicopter were shot death by Niger state youths nicknamed bandits but nothing was done to the Indigenous people in the very village but here in the South, they will burn down villages and killed innocent people.
One Nigeria my foot. Nigeria can never be one

How are you doing Bro?
Happy Sunday

Thank you brother from another mother. I too feel u bro. Thank u so much.

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Politics / Re: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by JooEeL(m): 3:12pm On Mar 17
Zooposki:


Abeg comot for my mention. As if anyone will want to associate with snakes.

And as the python swallows rodents, so we the gallant Yorubas shall swallow our enemies... instead of associating with them. grin

You come, you collect!

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Politics / Re: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by JooEeL(m): 3:04pm On Mar 17
Zooposki:


You think Itshekiri will want to share their oil with you. Olukunmi ko olukumni ni. Go carry them na. Oil kee u there. Hypocrite.

I dont like having conversations with a typical monkey-brained nigerian. If not for modern science, very likely, you wouldnt even know the value of oil.

Human input can create value in anything. Today, ordinary air in wind, is used in wind turbines. Today energy from the sun is used to create solar panels. Today, hybrid and fully electric cars run on electricity, not just gas / oil.

But ur brain is obviously too tiny to wrap ur head around this. There is oil in Ilaje, Ondo anyways. There is oil in Lagos. There is in Ogun state.

Most importantly, we the gallant Omoluabis place value on culture way more than resources under lands. That is a trait of very inferior undeveloped beings. You can hardly see any Yoruba man saying "ahh, we have oil, you dont have." "You want my rubber, gold" etc. Such is our confidence that every Yoruba land is blessed. Or you never heard the Yoruba saying "Ile Yoruba o kin se ile asale?" grin grin . Small boy.

You are just a jealous intruder so eff off! You will die in your jealousy. cheesy

Politics / Re: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by JooEeL(m): 2:53pm On Mar 17
ejimatic:
. Whoever murders sleeps will sleep no.more
Remember Odi on Bayelsa State.

Why is there still northern nigeria with the number of soldiers they've killed there?

I keep saying it. Southern nigerians are the dumbest set of people u can find in the whole world.

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Politics / Re: Army Declares Manhunt For Killers Of 16 Soldiers In Okuoma, Delta; Few Arrested by JooEeL(m): 2:52pm On Mar 17
NIGERIAN ARMY.

CONFESS HOW MANY PEOPLE U KILLED FIRST B4 THEY KILLED U BACK.

LIARS AND DECEIVERS.

SO PEOPLE WILL JUST WANT TO KILL U UNPROVOKED. TELL THAT TO UR MUMU LISTENERS.

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Politics / Re: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by JooEeL(m): 2:39pm On Mar 17
meobizy:
A story as old as time. Nigerian soldiers are caught and killed by a community, the army razes down the place next day.

It is not as old as time

Nigeria was just created 110 years ago. Since the thousands of years we have been existing, we never had armies that burnt huts.

This is how u people begin to create false new impressions on the midns of people.

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Politics / Re: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by JooEeL(m): 1:59pm On Mar 17
jumper524:
una go just dey translate different issues to push narratives.
have you seen a community in the north jointly celebrating the killing of soldiers?
here the community has a good hand in it and comments from individuals like you shows joint consent.

Cheap excuse. Very cheap. How many people are celebrating the killing of soldiers?

Excuse upon excuse.

Think about it: if people are celebrating the killing of soldiers, that means the soldiers must have gone rogue at one point or the other.

Case in point, is it not the same army that gunned down innnocent protesters during the Endsars protest? Oh oh, its a typical nigerian Im talking with. Selective amnesia is their forte.

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Politics / Re: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by JooEeL(m): 1:57pm On Mar 17
Arobaga:



Fisherman



Go and fish them out



Una never fish out Gumi and Boko Haram na south south una wan fish out people



Nonsense

No mind am.

Bastards too plenty for this southern nigeria.

THere are over 300 kidnapped children. Them no talk that one o.

When nigerian army kill people for igbo land, they dance on d streets, them no see that one.

Make this country just kukuma break... It will be better. People will deal with themselves how they want to be. So we will stop all these blame games all d time.

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Politics / Re: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by JooEeL(m): 1:53pm On Mar 17
Zooposki:


Country will separate faster. I made a call to the universe for the country to divide. People thought I was joking. Yoruba will go with their Northern brothers to form one country.

North West, South West, kwara and parts of Kogi will form one country.

All Yoruba communities in Kwara like Ifelodun, Irepodun, Offa, Jebba etc, Igbomina speaking parts will come with the larger Yoruba group.

Groups like Itsekiri and the Olukumis in Delta will come with us.

Yagba/ Kabba, the Okun-Yoruba speaking peoples, will join us in the great Yoruba nation.

Know this and know peace.

Even Akoko in Edo may want to join us sef.

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Politics / Re: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by JooEeL(m): 1:51pm On Mar 17
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Religion / Re: Why Do Most People Fear Death, Yet It's The Way To Heaven? by JooEeL(m): 1:35pm On Mar 17
Heaven indeed.

You don go there before?
Business / Re: Nigeria SEC Seek To Raise Cryptocurrency Exchange Registration Fee by JooEeL(m): 8:10pm On Mar 16
Increase am to 1 billa o... SEC, we nor send u.

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Crime / Re: 22 Soldiers Killed In Ambush In Delta State Community Graphics Warning. by JooEeL(m): 7:57pm On Mar 16
Ololade1999:
They don buy serious market. Why attack people who never attacked you and even came to settle dispute. Some people like to put themselves into unnecessary wahala. Na the innocent people go suffer am.

When has army come to ever settle dispute amicably?

No be by shooting, abeg make wer hear word.

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Crime / Re: 22 Soldiers Killed In Ambush In Delta State Community Graphics Warning. by JooEeL(m): 7:56pm On Mar 16
Jakumo:
This is a major event that will trigger massive retaliations from the military that will affect every living thing within 10 miles of where that deadly ambush of Nigerian soldiers occurred. I pity the occupants of any villages in that area because they are now on course to witness unbridled brutality when they least expect it.

How many have they triggered in the north where there is mass kidnappings?

Weak backward southern nigerians.

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Career / Re: Madam Orders Her Apprentices To Fan Her While Sewing (Video) by JooEeL(m): 6:06pm On Mar 16
It may be voluntary. You never know.

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Crime / Re: Irate Ijaw Youths Kill Army Commander, Soldiers In Delta by JooEeL(m): 5:03pm On Mar 16
Coolestguy2023:


All this your ranting will not change anything. If you have family and friends in that community, tell them to evacuate IMMEDIATELY because hundreds will die in that community and properties will be raised down. No amount of your cry here on social media can stop it

Mind you, they killed scores of IPOB people last week or so.

So which soldier did the IPOB kill this time around that made them invade their camps and kill them?

Abegii, make we hear word.

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Crime / Re: Irate Ijaw Youths Kill Army Commander, Soldiers In Delta by JooEeL(m): 5:01pm On Mar 16
Coolestguy2023:


All this your ranting will not change anything. If you have family and friends in that community, tell them to evacuate IMMEDIATELY because hundreds will die in that community and properties will be raised down. No amount of your cry here on social media can stop it

It is because none of your daughter or your mom has ever been kidnapped, na why you dey yarn this annoying piece.

They are very likely raping those little girls as we speak right now. The ones of chibok, they raped all of them. To the extent Leah Sharibu became a mother in their den.

Instead of finding ways to rescue these little kids, ure here boasting that the army will come back to revenge cos of one of their men fell? So one soldier's head is worth more hundreds of children in a forest spending nights in the cold and danger?

Chai, Kai, God know say I come d wrong country. Una kind of reasoning deh get on my nerves.

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Politics / Re: Terrorists Attack Kaduna Community by JooEeL(m): 4:46pm On Mar 16
khattab02:
this is lame.



We need to see it beyond things like this and solve the problem.


Every region is faced with insecurity, does that translate to extension of the caliphate.


I can tell you that the Muslims themselves don't want and are not ready for any caliphate

You are enslaved already. You cant see beyond ur nose. Bye.

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