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Evaromantik:
FT...gini?........see this failed hustler o try again later

Lol.. I swear I was the first to see and thread.
Was surprised when I saw 2 comments above me. Chai!.

How do I edit it abeg?

FTC!!. Happy birthday dagrin.






I love this guy.. #nohomo

viviangist:
Oh ... what a man can do .... a woman can do that better and Faster ,,,..... One Love madam Linda ...

Thunder fire u and ur post!.

The mansion she bought has not been furnished.
U sef ehn!

Kingsley1000:
oga i go sue u for plagiarism

Why?

American Relationship. 1st day=Date
2nd day=hug
3rd day=hug again
4th day=kiss
5th day=long kiss
6th day=sex

Nigerians Relationship.
1st day=Toast
2nd day=Toast
3rd day=Toast again
4th day=Agree
5th day=Date
6th day=Tried to hug but failed.....
7th day=hug
8th day=Tried to kiss but failed....
9th day=kiss
10th day=long kiss
11th day=tried to have sex but failed
12th day=tried to have sex but failed...
13th day=tried to have sex but failed again
14th day=RAPE!!!!!!!

emryxleena:
when i logged on to my whatsapp at night.. She was online.. She sent a text " was that what we agreed ON"..
I told her that i was very very disappointed.. That she came to my area without coming down to my house.. She was like "but i told u i was in a hurry".. I told her that if i had knew she would b in a hurry.. I wont have asked her to come in d first place..

"Lmao . Just imagine the girl is a nairalander.?.

American Relationship.
1st day=Date

2nd day=hug

3rd day=hug again

4th day=kiss

5th day=long kiss

6th day=sex


Nigerians Relationship.

1st day=Toast

2nd day=Toast

3rd day=Toast again

4th day=Agree

5th day=Date

6th day=Tried to hug but failed.....

7th day=hug

8th day=Tried to kiss but failed....

9th day=kiss

10th day=long kiss

11th day=tried to have sex but failed

12th day=tried to have sex but failed...

13th day=tried to have sex but failed again

14th day=RAPE!!!!!!!

Someone shared the photos on instagram, said it
allegedly happened in OAU but didn't say what the
boys did. They were really beaten.
Source: www.joelxclusive..co.ke/2015/10/see-what-they-did-to-these-two-boys-in.html?m=1

Is this user still active?

Op. I'll advice you Read This post. You'll find it intresting.
5 reasons u cannot sleep. joelxclusive..co.ke/2015/10/5-reasons-you-cannot-sleep.html?m=1

xabi2:
He turned ghana must go to hand bag with just a stamp! Woah!

Abi ohh!

So luis vuitton took Ghana Must Go , stamped their Logo and selling it for $300. Issokay

We all stroll into the campus with excitement written all over our faces, mentality aligned towards the first-class palava and we all feeling like we just got a grammy award. But the sad news is, the number of students being celebrated for admission will be far more higher compared to that of graduation. Thus threw a punch at me as it is something worthy of thinking. The strategy involved in the University Setting is quite different from the one used during your secondary school days. Back in school, a student might not come for class but at the end of the term still come out as the best. Have seen a school where a student spent the whole of the session in the hospital but came up as the best in that class. How did it happen? I don’t know but to be sincere, if you employ that strategy in University, you “might find it difficult” to succeed as some lecturers are very strict when it comes to taking attendances and some courses are really crazy that you will struggle to understand on your own without attending classes. So in this write-up, I will be sharing with our “Newly Admitted Students” some tips that would help them succeed while in school. These tips are no-brainer and no guarantee to success though, they are just some helpful hints that might boost your stand as a student on campus. Be organised: When you first arrive, you will have time on your hands, a time for socializing before life gets too busy. So register for your course, check that your loan has arrived, pay any tuition and hall fees, sign on with a new GP, get your library card and NUS card, and buy any items you may have forgotten to bring from home. Make sure that you have the necessary things before lecture commences. Do not get carried away with the euphoria of being a fresher. Set an agenda and follow it: This seems like pretty obvious advice, but you would be surprised how many students (and Professors!) don’t have a good system for managing time. University is a lot about managing your time: getting to classes, dealing with e-mails, assignments, planning for exams, Facebook, and squeezing in a social life, or a part-time job. It’s a struggle to manage all these tasks and to help with this, develop a clear and straightforward system of ‘calendar + tasks‘. Under calendar, include your class schedule, important dates and meetings, and most importantly, look at the calendar regularly! I personally prefer using an on-line calendar that syncs with my phone – but some people prefer the old-fashion (yet dependable) hard-copy calendar. For tasks, include short-term tasks (with deadlines – cross-referenced with your calendar) and long-term tasks, so that you are reminded of deadlines. I use a small notebook for my task list, and it is always with me – for me, the act of physically writing down a task list helps me remember what I need to work on. A good system for your agenda and tasks will make your life a lot easier. Furthermore, effective use of an agenda and task list will help you refine your time management skills, and these skills are truly essential to success at University (and for your career, beyond…). Attend lectures, You Paid For it and they are there for a reason: Most students come in with the “U=I will be very serious and attend ll classes” mentality but they tend to backslide due to some forces that an african woman might consider spiritual. Unknown to then is that lectures provide you with value-added content. It’s true that some of the content may be available on-line, or with a text-book, but in most cases, lectures will help to draw connections between different contents, and/or provide a valuable context to the material that might be in the textbook or on-line. Professors take a lot of pride in lecturing, and work hard to make the lectures engaging, interesting, and thought-provoking, not all of them though. You will soak up an amazing amount of material by just being in lectures, and paying attention. Connect With People: The truth is , the university is like a bag filled with random objects. You should be expecting different kinds of fellow from all walks of life. But networking with the right kind of people can go a long way in helping you achieve that goal. Ask questions: Do not form big boy, you are not! There are no silly questions (except for “Will this be on the exam?”). This is very, very true. If you are confused about something, or failed to get the point of a slide, or discussion, you must ask for clarification. Although it can be intimidating to ask a question in a large lecture hall, it’s important to try. If you are confused, it’s highly likely that other students are also confused. You are helping yourself, and your peers, when you put your hand up. Have A Study Strategy: In order to keep control of your commitments, write out a personal timetable which includes any employment obligations, scheduled study such as lectures, at least two library sessions per week, private study, planned activities such as clubs and societies, and time for rest and relaxation with your friends. Try to stick to it in principle. Even if you have not had time to do the background reading, make sure that you try to attend all your lectures, seminars and tutorials as this will help you to form an impression of the broader picture. Keep copies of all written work, back up your computer and keep the discs in a safe place. Build yourself, not your resume. Many students will do extracurricular or gain leadership positions just because they want to impress future employers. However, if they focus more on developing themselves as strong, well-rounded people, they will be far more memorable in interviews and in the working world. The Law of Diminishing Marginal Returns applies to your GPA, too: Of course, you should maintain a respectable GPA, but know that once you cross 3.5, it matters less and less. The difference between an A and an A- is not worth you endlessly poring over a textbook instead of spending valuable time with friends or working on extracurricular activities. The amount of energy needed to get perfect grades could be put to better use. Enjoy Yourself, It’s Your Time : You are not expected to carry book and start reading on the first day of resumption, you will still read and beg to stop. Enjoy yourself, make new friends, if you are the type that likes girls, you will get a lot to mix with, participate in the euphoria, let people know you. This is because your fresher days is when you will have most time to enjoy, subsequent years might not be so funny. In Everthing You Do, Diaris God : No need for story, you know the rest.

Chanchit:
This Helen has bitten more than she can chew, this guys go finish her, just imagine when Basketmouth go add him own, and I'm sure Gordons is not through with her.

After the whole episode gordon said behind the cameras that it was a joke.and everything ended there..
I watched it on hipTV




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Welcome to our self service center...what can I get for
you? Love Machine or Romance-Machine or cucumber?

Whizpeter:
You skipped ya drugs?

No

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isoh:
pls can you share your past questions? pls

Alright. this is my whatsapp number 07036041666

The charges for the programme vary from institution to institution. The actual charges for the programme in unilag is 25,000 Naira and foundation is 350,000 + 25,000 for acceptance fee
it can also be obtained at the website of the institution or through an inquiry at
the institution you intend to go too

JUPEB is, as at now, recognized by Federal
universities in Southern Nigeria such as University of
Lagos (Unilag), University of Ibadan (U.I.), Obafemi
Awolowo University, Ife (OAU), Federal University of
Technology, Akure (FUTA), University of Ilorin, Federal
University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB),
University of Port Harcourt, University of Calabar.
Other universities planned to join soon. Uniben has joined too. Caleb university, bowen etc.

It is similar to the Interim Joint matriculation
Board (IJMB) coordinated by Ahmadu Bello University and recognized by many universities in Northern Nigeria.

Okay guys. This is the origin of Jupeb and it's meaning JOINT UNIVERSITIES PRELIMINARY EXAMINATION BOARD (JUPEB) This is a new Advanced Level examination body recently established and coordinated by the University of Lagos.

Unilag foundation programme. Now called "school of Foundation studies"
This Thread is strictly for 2015/2016 Students who resumed on the 21st of september 2015
Ask Questions About The Programme.
What matters most is your Jupeb exam/score.
70 percent for jupeb
30 percent is shared between your First and second incourse test and Mock exams
I'm lucky to have some past questions on Jupeb
Note(Science students only)

Ishilove lalasticlala

Producer, D’Tunes is a year older. Photo: Instagram Popular music producer and CEO of Difference Entertainment, D’Tunes is a year older today.
Born Adesanya Doyinsola over two decades ago, D’Tunes became a household name when he produced Iyanya’s most popular single, ‘Kukere’. He also produced the flirty urban single ‘Ur Waist’ for the MMMG lead act before moving on to start his own
label.
D’Tunes began his label business with the signing of Sean Tizzle and the first offering was ‘Sho Le’ which kick started the singer’s career making him one of the buzzing young acts in the industry.
Asides Sean Tizzle, Difference entertainment also have
five other artistes on its bill which include; Qdot, D-O, ATM, Kue Bounce and Bad Boy Ace.
‘I want to be remembered as that producer/CEO that
gave the youth a voice, that gave everyone talented
enough an opportunity to be heard,’ D’Tunes says
Happy Birthday its D’Tunes again!

Seun:
Some of them are also the best universities in Nigeria, so I think you get what you pay for.

Exactly!

Na Benin people go they do dat nonsense for UK!.



I dey fear Edo people oo!. Their winch no get part 2


I and my neighbour started arguing on day like dat . which state Get winch pass.!.

After the whole argument benin (edo) took 85%.


Click like if you think its 85% and share if it's not

Built2last:
E be like say na transformer...make i check am....hold the stick well.

Lol!.... U funny gan oo!.dem say explosion happen for inside bar. U dey climb pole check transformer.!.
Lol.

GAMES like Brother in Arm 3D, Crash Nitro Kart, Super
Mario, Tomb raider and the Rest of those Interesting
Games on Symbian Phone back then really rocked my
World.
Tell me the Games you Missed on Symbian Phone

Use Advanced level chemistry* the book is red in colour or I'll suggest (akbabio). That testbook is still relevant for undergraduates. Combine the 2

Why the Alarm ehn? Alamieyeseigha is dead period!
Stop the alarm about Alamieyeseigha's death




See carps wey I just yarn! Lol