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I was drinking garri earlier today and then I saw one rat in my house staring at me, the rat just nodded his head and left. Please what does this mean??

nnamdiosu:
08164220091

Thanks bro for ur advice and tips!.

nnamdiosu:
contact me. I can help you develop one

Okay. Ur number?.

proxy20:
Google

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proxy20:
Take some online courses at udemy on php , mysql and boostrap .

how much is 600$ in exchange rate ?


where can i find udemy?

Good morning Nairalanders, All web developers out there, can anyone give me an idea of average cost of developing/Creating An App Like Youtube in Nigeria. I have a project I would like to do and would like to have an idea of how much it would cost. Thanks

This is to inform the general public that online application for admission into the 68th Regular Course of the Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA), Kaduna will be available from 26 January to 15th March 2016.


Admission into NDA is open to both MALE and FEMALE Nigerians. Candidates should logon to the application portal www.ndaapplications.net, select “Purchase Access Code” and fill in their details to pay for their application via REMITA after first obtaining their ORDER ID and REMITA Retrieval Reference (RRR) Code in the sum of N3,000.00 only. Please note that only payment against RRR Codes generated via the application portal would be accepted.

METHOD OF APPLICATION
2. Interested candidates are advised to go online and complete the application on the websites indicated above. Please download and read carefully, the Instructions provided on the website. Applicants applying for admission into NDA MUST also apply to the Joint Admissions and Matriculations Board (JAMB), but may not necessarily select NDA as their choice of university. Such applicants are expected to sit for the JAMB Universal Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME).

SUBMISSION OF APPLICATIONS
3. Applications should be submitted online. On completion of the online application, candidates are to download an Acknowledgement Form. Upon release of the JAMB results, candidates should return to the applications portal and download their Examination Admission Card. Only candidates who make the JAMB national cut-off mark will be allowed to participate in the NDA Entrance Examination.

ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS
4. The requirements for various undergraduate degree programmes are as detailed in the NDA website/applications portal. All other information concerning degree courses, eligibility and examination centres are as contained in the NDA website / applications portal.

EXAMINATION CONDITIONS
5. Only candidates who meet the JAMB national cutoff mark will be eligible to sit for the NDA Entrance Examination at their Examination Centre of choice.

EXAMINATION DATE AND REQUIREMENTS
6. The examination will be conducted as an Entrance Examination (similar to Post–UTME examination in conventional universities), and is scheduled to hold on Saturday 23 April 2016. Therefore, all eligible candidates are to bring along their Acknowledgement Form, Examination Admission Card, JAMB result slip and TWO (2) postcard sized (3.5 x 5 inches) photographs to the Examination Centre on the examination date. The photographs should show only from the chest upwards and should contain the candidate’s Name, Exam number, State, Exam Centre, Course of study and Signature at the back. Only successful candidates at the NDA Entrance Examination will subsequently be invited for the Armed Forces Selection Board following which the list of admitted candidates will be published.

NATURE AND DURATION OF TRAINING
7. Admitted candidates into NDA for the Regular Course will undergo military and academic training as Officer Cadets for a duration of 5 years. On successful completion of training, graduands will earn a honours degree in a core discipline (BSc, BEng, BA). They will equally earn a commission into the Armed Forces of Nigeria.

ADMINISTRATION
8. Regular Course cadets will train in NDA. All aspects of the cadets’ administration and logistics will be borne by the Federal Government.

REFERENCE MATERIALS
9. In response to requests from candidates for reference materials, the Academy has offered a Compendium of Past Questions & Answers at a token fee to interested candidates. This can be purchased from the Registry Department, NDA.
Website: www.nda.edu.ng
Application Portal: www.ndaapplications.net
E-Mail: E-Mail: info@ndaapplications.net

Complete details on eligibility, Admission Requirements and Application Procedure are contained in the pdf document below.

Source http://joelxclusive..com.ng/2016/01/nda-68th-regular-course-application.html

Download [.PDF] File From Joelxclusive

Seun and lalasticlala after smoking oshogbo weed.. seun: when i was a kid, i fell from a building. . lalasticlala wow bro. Did you survived? . seun i don't know mehn, i was very young...

Good afternoon guys. My fellow nairalanders. I need help concerning the schools to pick for my cousin in this year jamb. This is the 2nd time is writing it. He choose unilag last year and doest want to go there again. Which other school is less competitive and easy to enter with good grades. Thanks

angiography:
I'll give u Mr Bayo's no. Send a pm

done

angiography:
Well, to be honest... That's rather low- at least for an 'highly sought after course'.
5 points is almost as like having 'C', 'E', 'E'.


Well, I can't say...this' the first set of Jupeb into oau. All what the admission officer said then was that anyone applying into medicine, nursing, law et al must have at least 12points. I don't know about other courses tho.


Mr Bayo may be helpful than you thinkthink

Yeah,. I dnt knw the mr bayo can u help me ask if 5 points can get me admitted in any Nigerian school?

khenykhey:
Bro, I've told you on 2 different occasions... It's either you opt for OOU or uniuyo. Funaab or any other federal University won't admit you.

Why na?.
Can Futa,Futo UI KSU. accept 5point.,

Pls with 5 point in jupeb can I get admitted ?

Pls with 5 point in jupeb can I get admitted. Pls reply

angiography:
yes. Went to nursing school...pre-degree, got admitted into nursing department via D.E....and now met the cut off into my dream course. Medicine...


The journey was long, I agree, but it was worth it

Pls with 5 point in jupeb can I get admitted in OAU

How can I apply as an undergraduate. Or a Jambite?

Chai!. See as una Derail my Thread .

End Time Toasting

Besides her eyes doesn't look like that of the ghana ian actress. (Martha * Akoma

See whyning sha!

Guys, which of these vocations would you rather
have your woman do, next year?

A. Fashion Designing

B. Blogging

C. Activist

D. Politics

Ladies, which would you rather do?

Just downloaded it.. Made sense! . Nice blog!.

Nice Remake.

They fixed December 25th as a day to celeberate the birth of christ due to his selfless services to mankind and his obedience to GOD.Now this supposed righteous celeberation, to me has not achieved its aims.Evil forces have hijacked the celeberation to satisfy their selfish interests.For example,to some,it is a day or period that parents or lovers must satisfy the needs of their love ones whether they have or not.And so,many have gone to steal just to meet up with these demands as to maintain being the man of the house.A day of fire works which have set ablazed properties & brought many into permanent mourning instead of joy.A day of drunkness and the increase in deaths through road accidents.A day of mass fulfilment of adulteries and fonications.WOULD CHRIST BE HAPPY TO SEE ALL THESE SINS BEING COMMITTED ON THE GUISE OF CELEBERATING HIS BIRTH DAY?

Chai!. Bad news everywhere! End time trailer

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First time in my life to be FTC....I don't know what to do now....dancing, jumping around......

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[img]http://joelxclusive..com.ng/2015/12/dasuki-to-spend-christmas-in-kuje-prison.html[/img]Former National Security Adviser Sambo Dasuki will be spending the Christmas holiday in Kuje prison following his inability to meet the N250 million bail conditions for two separate trials he is facing. Dasuki is standing trial for 32-count charge of money laundering and a 19 count charge of N9.6 billion fraud. Two Federal high courts granted him N250 million bail in two separate applications last week
Source; http://joelxclusive..com.ng/2015/12/dasuki-to-spend-christmas-in-kuje-prison.html

Twaci:
Whenever u are about to start masturbating, look up and ask yourself, "What is Jesus thinking right now?"

Bro, trust me on this one.

u should've asked if he was a Xtain or muslim. Before posting that!

MidasTouche:
Which one is JUPEB??

Joint University preliminary examination board

JANUARY BABY Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meetsomeone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Hot. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match. MARCH BABY Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days. APRIL BABY Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days. MAY BABY Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days. JUNE BABY You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes. JULY BABY Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be with friends. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days AUGUST BABY Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month. SEPTEMBER BABY Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days. OCTOBER BABY Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years. NOVEMBER BABY Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month. DECEMBER BABY This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music.

Funny when geeks(Nigerian geeks) talk politics.
If Seun actually did that, he just made it very obvious that a US drop out is not
same as a Nigerian drop out.
SMH
SEUN you'll come back and beg.

kennyausta:
Please which area is that?

Ikeja. Ogba sir

osomegbe:
where please. which state

Lagos state. Ikeja to be precise