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stephnie44:
u is no get dic 4 ur ouse?i mean dictionary

We do. Thanks!

kendiddy:
A accomodation

Chai! 3 Nairalanders with diff spellings.
Who do I go with?

IYANGBALI:
I go tear you slap,na wetin happen to the dick-sionary wey I dash you for primary 5?

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Lol. Dem tif am when I enter Jss1

Cjizzy:
The thing dey confuse you for long and you no fit check dictionary since...... Haaaaaa

Lol. Even dictionary these days no dey correct again.

Sirsoftness:
B)Accommodation

Thanks sirsoftness! This thing has been confusing me anytime I wanna spell it.

Theyveedo:
Wow
Sexy

Lol. What's sexy about the sky?

Abeg Which is the correct spelling? A)Accomodation B)Acommodation C)Acomodation D)Accommodation What's wrong ?. Why helen paul go yab goddons like dat?

If you have not seen rainbow formed on the sky
before,
these are the photos of rainbow formed on the sky
these morning.....
Everyone was really amazed....
Photos are taken are the back Of Mozambique hall in Great Ife
Photo credit :Ruth
Source: www.joelxclusive..nl/2015/10/photos-of-rainbow-formed-on-sky-this.html?m=1
Cc: lalasticlala

knyte:
Wld make d pics available to u wen I access my other device

Okay bro. Thanks!

knyte:
She's a good dog and u shld av gotten a pure bred gsd, am sure u wld av had amazing pups but that's not d issue. I would attache screen shoots of a pregnancy calender for u but at week 5 her teats shld b more visible by now

Pls I can't see the pics well. Can u send it to me on whatsapp? 07036041666

The most recent murder committed by these
supposed
life savers was witnessed on Tuesday the 8 of
September 2015, the black day on which a potential
first class graduate of theUniversity of Lagos
(UNILAG),Miss Oluchi Anekwe,died after an
unfortunate accident involving electric cables.
She is not a lone victim, as other likeMiss Kelechi
Preciousof theUniversity of Port Harcourt
(UNIPORT),Mayowa Alaranof theUniversity of Ibadan
(UI) andKolawole Fatai Morenikejiof theLadoke
Akintola, University of Technology(LAUTECH)
Ogbomosho, have all gone to 'waste' in similar
manner.
HOW DID THEY DIE?
1. Miss Oluchi Anekwe of the University of Lagos
(UNILAG) – electrocuted on the street in August
2. Miss Kelechi Precious of the University of Port
Harcourt (UNIPORT) – slumped in her hostel in
August
3. Kolawole Fatai Morenikeji of the Ladoke Akintola,
University of Technology (LAUTECH) – slumped at a
football match in June
4. Mayowa Alaran of the University of Ibadan (UI) –
slumped while watching a match in May
MAYOWA ALARAN, University of Ibadan (UI) –
slumped
in May
What binds all these cases together is the fact that
medical staff negligence, combined with poor
facilities
actually killed these students.
By implication, their lives could have been saved.
WHAT IS WRONG?
As an ordinary citizen that is not knowledgeable
about
how a university or a medical center is run, one may
not be able to give precise suggestions or solutions,
but it only takes a bit of commonsense to know that
there are a lot wrong in Nigerian universities:
1. There are inadequate medical facilities at almost all
tertiary institutions
2. Most institutions have no provision for first aid
services or trainings for students
3. Hospital staff have very poor attitude to their
patients and would be patients
4. There seems to be a belief that school health
services are free when, in actuality, students have
paid
for it with their tuition
5. Acceptable safety standards are not respected,
especially in students hostels
In addition, many students are ill without even
knowing it, as is seen in three of the cases discussed
above. That three students collapsed and died
without
clear reason indicates that they have been ill for a
while.
WHAT CAN BE DONE?
1. Revamping university health services
2. Providing compulsory routine check-ups for all
students
3. Instructing medical staff of universities to first
provide treatment before observing protocols
4. Train students on basic first aid techniques
5. Create and maintain mini clinics/first aid centres
across the universities, especially student hubs and
hostels
6. Provide a functional university helpline that all
students can call
If we allow the death of Anekwe to fall by the
roadside
of public discourse, like the three before her, there
may be many more names yet to be turned into
trending hashtags amongst the student populace.
Universities managements must be forced to protect
students and ensure that health services are up to
standard and safety procedures are followed.
Otherwise, let's wait for the next life to be wasted.
Please drop your comment about this piece below;
Thanks,stayed tuned for more updates..
Source: www.joelxclusive..co.ke/2015/10/4-nigerian-students-killed-by_10.html?m=1

The fire outbreak which happened @ about 3:48pm
today,burnt lots of belongings and documents of the
occupants of room 204 hall 1 block A.
As at when the fire broke out a female final year agric
student who just returned from submitting her project
after the stress of the day, took her bath and slept off,
she slept really deep that she didn't even hear people
screaming or shouting that the room was on fire,she
was inside the room on her bed sleeping not knowing
that fire has engulfed her room , it took the school fire
service about 10mins to get to the room,as she was
still sleeping,she said it was the sound of the siren
from the fire service vehicle that woke her up,she woke
up all she saw was fire,bt she was lucky to have been
able to escape out
She came out some part of her body swollen especially
her hand,she was crying and thanking God she wasn't
burnt by the fire.
The cause of the fire is yet to be ascertained but eye
witness say they heard a loud sound from the
transformer the next thing fire was up in one of the
rooms on the series
The security service is still on investigation to find out
how actually the fire broke out
THANK GOD NO LIFE WAS LOST
source: www.joelxclusive..co.ke/2015/10/how-uniben-final-year-student-escaped.html?m=1

With the incessant downpour in recent times, most
areas have been flooded due to lack of proper
drainage systems.
What you see in the pix is a usual sight at Yaba College
of Technology any time there's a downpour.
We just hope the government does something about
this soon enough.
Source: www.joelxclusive..co.ke/2015/10/this-is-what-yabatech-looks-like.html?m=1

Life is not
always rosy.
Sometimes it
can be very
mean! It can
serve you a
handful of
punches at
times. Unless
of course, you
are not really
placing enough demand on life. That is, being too
careful or not taking enough risk. So the question is
not “why is life so unfair?“ Or “how can we live free of
mishaps?” The question should rather be, “how can I get back up when life knocks me down?”
The best thing to do when life knocks you down is to
pick up the broken pieces and start moving forward
again.
Many however, tend to wallow in self-pity after a
major setback and seems not to know how to get
back up on their their feet again.
Based on a personal experiences, I have here 5
major steps you can take to get back on your feet and move forward when life knocks you down.

1.Take Time to Reflect: Adversity usually opens
our eyes to certain realities that we may not be
aware of previously. It exposes both our strengths
and weaknesses.
Reflecting and analyzing the whole situation usually
help you see them in good light. What if that business
deal that flopped was actually a means for you to cut
toxic relationships? What if that loss of job was an
opportunity for you to get empowered and become
your own boss? What if that seemingly “bad” thing
wasn’t so bad after all? Take a moment to think of the
possible good that could come out of the seemingly
negative situations.
If you don’t learn anything from your failure you
are likely going to fail the same away again. Every
failure holds a lesson for us.

2. Dust Your Dreams and Vision: Yes! You once had
those dreams and visions of what you wanted to
achieve, and right now it seems they are no longer
worth the try. But that’s not true. All you need to do is
to dust and give them a push again. Write down
those dreams, aspirations, ambitions etc. Remind
yourself again how important and significant they are
to you. That will serve as a motivation to give life
another punch. Remember you cannot embark on a
journey if you don’t know where you are going. You
need a road map and direction. Your vision gives you
that and keeps you focused.

3. Begin Again Where You Are With What You
Have Left: After a major setback, we usually feel that
there is nothing left, many often begin to feel
depressed to the extent of nursing suicidal
tendencies but that is not the way of winners,
winners take responsibility for their lives no matter
what happens. Taking time to reflect! Writing down
your dreams and vision again will help you find a
reason to begin again. All is never lost. Stop nursing
the thoughts of where you could have been and start
thinking of where you want to be. It is said once there
is life; there is hope. You have to find an inner
encouragement or motivation to get back up and
start again. A knock down is not a knock out and
you are not truly defeated until you’ve giving up.

4. What Do I Need To Do Differently?: The good
news about setbacks is that often they are an
opportunity to bounce back stronger. At this stage
you ought to have pointed out the reasons why it all
happened. What you did wrong, what you should
have done. Now is an opportunity to start better. Re-
strategize and give life another push. Ask “what do I
need acquire, stop or improve on”? Remember that
Insanity is to do the same thing over and over again
and expecting a different result.

5. Leverage Relationships: After a major setback
many usually get withdrawn. However, if you want to
get back on your feet and on track as soon as
possible, you need others. See how you can leverage
your relationships. Create new and valuable ones.
You will always need people. We all do.
Source:

I tot this guy was GAY! Anyways. HML
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PrimeMinisterr:
it's young john ,the wicked producer .

Loil u ehn!

Pucaxo:
You obviously dont roll with bad crowd. Alchy-Alcohol.

Lol. Yeah. Okay oo.

Pucaxo:
Alchy is not just my thing.

Which one is alchy again?

The Argument is Hot ooo!!! As a music lover, Who Do you think is more Popular between Lil Kesh & Korede Bello? Drop your Comment For me it's Lil Kesh.

Which one would u manage to live without?
1) 3 months without sex

2) 3 months without your phone?

3) 3 months without alcohol

4) 3 months without money

5) 3 months without eating your favorite food

6) 3 months without seeing your Mom.

7) 3months without facebook.

3months without Nairaland
Be sincere.

knyte:
Shoot

Alright. I have a female GSD that's 15 months old.
(This is her second HEAT)She was on Heat early last month and we crossed her with a german and rottweiler mixed breed.
After 2 weeks she vomitted this yellowish substance and I suspected it should be signs of pregnancy.
Then the 3rd week. She refused to eat, she was vomitting stooling Blood. I know it's not Parvo.
To cut the long story short. Our VET doc came over to tthe house and said he doesn't wanna give her injection becos she's preg. He said preg dogs don't take injections.
He later gave her injections and took her blood sample to check if she's still pregnant in his LAB.
3days later he called me and said the result was negative. . Chai!!!!. I was weak. Didn't knw what to do again!.
Well, This is the 5th week now. And I still feel she's pregnant. She sleeps everytime. Not active like before. Less aggressive. But eat more food.
Could this be that she's still pregnant. Her stomach looks somehow big.
Lemme try and attach her pictures to this post

FriedPlantain:
I have always known how to handle cars since I was a kid and I remember excitingly telling my dad my love for vehicles and why I would love to pursue a career as a truck driver or car washer in the future.

My dad didn't say a word, next thing I know, I was already at church for special deliverance.

Fast forward to 2015, I'm now a successful business man, selling and buying plantain in large quantities.
You can ask about me anywhere in Mushin Olosha, I'm popularly known as Baba Ologede.

Lmao! Are u for real!?

For those of you that'll like to watch/download it Add SS in front of the link Eg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTbunALCjGc To http://www.ssyoutube.com/watch?v=KTbunALCjGc
It's 792KB when you download it that way


Thanks!

Lmao! very funny Man!

As we all step out this morning Monday oct 5th 2015; may this week bring us success in all endeavors In Jesus Name

UNIABUJA Post-Pones Resumption – See New
Date Here
The SUG transition committee regrets to inform
you that the school resumption date which was
earlier anticipated to be on the 19th of October,
2015 has been postponed to the 2nd of
November, 2015.
The postponement of the resumption date was
as a result of the directive given by the Federal
government
that all ministries, departments and agencies
operate a Treasury single account. This directive
has made the process
of accessing funds for the university to be
difficult due to the incomplete implementation
of such directive.
The transition SUG Transition committee
therefore plead with our great students to make
effective utilization of the postponement as the
school management looks forward to creating a
conducive atmosphere of learning.
We wish to use this medium to say happy
independence to our great students and urge us
all to continue praying for God to guide our
leaders and for everlasting peace in our great
country Nigeria.
Long live Uniabuja Students!
Long live University of Abuja!!
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!
Signed: SUG Transition committee
Source: www.joelxclusive..co.ke/2015/10/uniabuja-post-pones-resumption-see-new.html?m=1

mightyhaze:
no one is clickin on ur silly post!

Lol! Calm down!!

As we all step out this morning Monday oct 5th 2015; may this week bring us success in all endeavors In Jesus Name

Who is cossy again? Is she a video vixen of an actress? I no even understand !
But This girl should grow up and stop exposing her B**Bs

Chai!!. But what joy do they derive killing innocent people ehn?.



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