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like father like son



*Man: Marry me?*
*Woman: Do you have a flat?*
*Man: No*.
*Woman: Do you have a* *Camry car?*
*Man: No.*
*Woman: How much is your salary?*
*Man: No salary, but I....!*
*Woman: No but.... ! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please b4 I open eye for u!*
*Man: But I have one estate, 3 landed properties in GRA, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagon. Why do I still need to buy Camry. How can I be paid salary when actually I'm the BOSS...*
*Woman: that's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you....*lolzzzz

okonja:
God bless ya hustle






Please I'm looking for 17 people to come to my place so we watch a movie. I was about to watch it alone but the movie is for 18 and above.

na d new way of kidnapping be this abi??


u wan kidnap nairalanders abi

beautycrush24:
They've finally removed the vehicles from the road.

They came to d resolve that EVERY vehicle MUST pay N500 to d truck driver after delaying us for over 4 hours. Thereby encouraging the useless fool to do d same thing tomorrow.

Our nation has failed!

I don't get this ya story


u said its 1 am and the time u typed this msg shows 2 am.. so how the four hours take waka?

1 am + 4 hours should be around 5 am


hmmm

this ur story be as e get


sorry get as e be

rubbish!!!
did davido,olamide and other "people "
"I won't call them celebrity
*Co's we're all celebrities* "


follow these procedures

yh

It shld b 3 years ago. I wanted to buy phone @ computer village & I have 13k with me. As I was checking from one phone seller to another I hear one bro for my back saying "bros yeh, u wan buy phone?Come buy this express music phone na, very cheap & affordable with perfect functionality" Na so I carry my leg go meet d guy o.
I checked through d phone & it was working fine, I dialed some numbers & spoke with two to three people & it was awesome. I stylishly asked d guy what d fault of d phone is & he said no issues at all & that he needs money to buy another phone.
I priced d phone & he said 8k, I was like sho but as I sharp guy( I think I was ) I told him I can only pay 6.5k & at last he agreed. I remembered I have been scammed one time like that at oshodi where I bought a phone for 3.5k only for d guy to hand over a scrap to me & also called some guys to give me sweet slap to say d least so remembering that scenerio, I acted smartly this time(I think say I wise). I told d guy that I will hand over d cash to him after he hands over d phone to me on d bike & d bike will take off to avoid a recurrence of what I experienced at oshodi. He agreed & we called a random bike man.I climbed d bike, he gave me the phone & I gave him d money & zoom I instructed d bike man. After some distance, I looked back & I saw d guy smiling so I smiled back & also waved him with my 32 teeths widely opened.Immediately I got to d bus stop at Ikeja under bridge, I entered sango bus direct & I was happy I now have a gd phone for just 6.5k. All this while I did not check d phone I was holding not until I got to iyana ipaja where I feel it is safe to check d phone.
I press d end call button but no light showed up so I was thinking it must have been switched off by d guy. So as I pressed switched on button, I noticed one white object popping out & I was like what is this? I smelled it cos it stained my hand & I found out that it is fufu. I opened d phone & saw how fufu was packaged as phone for me. The man for my side just dey look me dey laugh. I no fit talk self, I just jejely put am for my pocket dey go house. Na so them take sell fufu for me for 6.5k

wissenschaften:
I swear,k.c was pure hell, one day as a junior prob. 2007 na so one senior say make i use my moni, scale that fence,go westy arrange am food. omo the fun be say as i enter senior mode,i use all of them do 7 point agenda to my juniors. #missing the blue blazer

lmao.. I can relate


#floreat

wissenschaften:
I swear,k.c was pure hell, one day as a junior prob. 2007 na so one senior say make i use my moni, scale that fence,go westy arrange am food. omo the fun be say as i enter senior mode,i use all of them do 7 point agenda to my juniors. #missing the blue blazer

lmao.. I can relate

op this is xo like my sec SCH.. kings college...

lmao


u sure say u no be kcob?


I'm so good at number 10



the day number 4 happened to me after I went to dining hall.(DH)
I nearly die



and I Neva launch my provz that time oo


chai.. miss those days

nice post op
on a second thought

its very disheartening. Sometimes I find it very hard to differentiate between Boko haram, ISIS, and these "normal" Muslims that keep maiming Christians. My Muslim brothers, please answer how do I differentiate you from Boko haram when you kill my sisters and brothers daily at little or no provocation
And some will say Islam is a religion of peace. How?? It's mind boggling to associate Islam with peace.
Practically, based on what I see everyday, Islam is synonymous with Intolerance, Repression, Violence, Death, Evil, Devil. There is no peace in Islam.

playboy99:
Team ROMOSS 10000mah though our light is okay @almost 18hrs daily.i only use it when we have our off day i.e 3days on n a day off.and it would still be at 75% d nxt day.

u stay @ ajah right?

I Still dunno how you'll be in Nigeria and be Gay. like with what we are facing in this country . Na another man yansh dey give u Joy?

Saintthug:
If I wanna surf internet, this is what usually comes up on my screen. What does it mean and how do I stop it?

the network is slow

its on Edge


that's an itel phone right?

Dear guys if u like a girl tell her and don't wait for her to upload a picture then u start commenting wow wow wow wow wow are u an ambulance?

Proudly Member of NCA name checkers association

reporting from ikorodu


Lagos state


south west boiz and robbery !




I Still dunno how you'll be in Nigeria and be Gay. like with what we are facing in this country . Na another man yansh dey give u Joy?

see the first comment

Are nipples are out"
which way naija..
and she'll say she graduated from oau if u ask her..

wetin concern me


I just like the German Shepherd aggression in that picture

#myloveforGSD #100%

Benedicta261:
Seriously? So somebody cannot like a colour in Nigeria again. Nawa!

lol.. Its too much.. Red to bed, Red hair Red nose right all her pants na red her bag red its not obsession its demonic


lol
u know we Africans take things spiritual a lot

are cat fish the only fish people rare

I see a lot of lagosian living in the rural part venture into cat fish farming

I want to ask if Titus sharwa etc can be rared and sold to people the way cat fish is sold

living fake lives.

I hate Nigeria entertainment industry


very soon davido and wizkid go soon get kidney problem.. if they continue with the lives they're living

I love them bbw

She's occultic
I.e she belongs to a cult
only occultic people wear red in every outfit..
maybe aiye cult etc.

What services can you render that people will have to pay for? Have you wondered to ask yourself that question?

OK let me go straight to the point

To survive in this ever growing world/country, you must have something that people will pay for, if you don’t have one, it’s time you try as much as you can to provide services in exchange for money, the more the services you are able to render, the richer you will become.

For those who have graduated, acquire a skill and you will be better for it ,or better still discover your talents

My Talents/Skill are listed below

Music: I play drum sets for my church. I also make beats with FL studio 11 and 12 (producer version).. I can sing

Media/Web design: Thank God for YouTube.. The first blog I created for a graduate of economics was www.Gogreennaija.com after my sec SCH from kings college Lagos. I was paid 6k for that..
tho the owner(woman) hasn't been updating it
I also designed www.gracengofoundation.org
www.gracengofoundation.org.ng two of them
Ive also designed few other blogs/website.
I wouldn't want to disclose that

DJ at a school event.

etc.. I can do virtually everything

so its your turn guys

I'll like to know your skill/ talents


lalasticlala

I'm interested 07036041666
that's my WhatsApp no

Slimberry1:
The hashtag #reopenoau trending on social media by Great Ife Students is no more news.
Push it forward more let our voices be heard.
We Are Students
Not Pawns
We Are Intellectuals
Not Dumb
#REOPENOAU

u sent me a mail.

call or WhatsApp this number. 08035061601


she'll be of help


she doesn't believe in drugs


and shell treat yours

carolope:
You have not been posted.

yeah.. I've. not...
I'm still anticipating

0955eb027:
Thanks man. Name is Lanre.

I'm Joel from Lagos

Happy birthday once more

so how we dey celebrate am na..

0955eb027:
Thanks man. Name is Lanre.

I'm Joel from Lagos

Happy birthday once more

so how we dey celebrate am na..

ak33n:
was that the course u chose?

That is not my profile

http://joelxclusive..co.id/2016/07/jamb-opens-portal-to-check-where-you.html


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