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Romance / Re: Whats With Guys And Boobs? by Josab4life: 10:01am On Jan 07, 2014
It
is our foundamental baby right from birth thats why when a male child
is sucking, he sucks with so much pleasure with his leg held by his hand
and the other hand holding the other bossom to protect it. So please my
dear, give it to ur man cheerfully, freely and loving without any
inhibition. I am watching ur back. Seun, front page please.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: 2015 PRESIDENCY: Jonathan Has Chosen His Running Mate- Gulak by Josab4life: 9:20am On Jan 07, 2014
If this nonsense makes it to front page I sign off and give up on nairaland. Seun, what is happening to all ur mod?
Politics / Re: Woman Dies In Governor’s Office by Josab4life: 9:34pm On Jan 06, 2014
She was waiting to see the person her vote enpowered him to be on that seat then die while waiting. Thank GOD for our politheifcian. RIP to the dead.
Fashion / Re: Meet The 55 Year Old Lady Who Looks Like A 24 Year Old Pretty Girl (see Photos) by Josab4life: 9:25pm On Jan 06, 2014
Can we have her pix at 24 please? Lets see how she looked then. How about her children? Any pix for that too?

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Celebrities / Re: Abuja Banker Leaves Husband After He Impregnated Their 2 House-Helps by Josab4life: 6:28pm On Jan 04, 2014
The truth is, she was too desperate to get a hubby. Come to think of, d guy was jobless looking for where to petch, d woman was desperate for a husband and d two met, what do u expect. D foundation of d marriage was faulty in the 1st place. I am not saying that all sound and well sort out marriages are without this type of story, it abound everywhere but if u look into this case, none of them were prepared to marry, it was a demand place on them by societal challenges. By d way, his name is dick..... Son.

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Politics / Re: 15 'Born Again Christians' Return Certificates To WAEC For Cheating During Exam by Josab4life: 4:55pm On Jan 04, 2014
Thank God sha! But what happens to other benefit(s) they gained thru that certificate? How can that b restored? Again if restitution is part of repentance which is true, are there some things that cannot be be restored? eg bleeping somebody's wife!
Politics / Re: Why I Was Arrested - Chidi Lloyd by Josab4life: 10:23am On Jan 04, 2014
We are watching. Whatever has a begining must sure has an end. Mr. Mbu cannot be cp 4ever, niether will Wike remains relevant 4ver. Their disgraceful end is at hand. Sorry Mr. Lloyd.
Health / Re: Abortion Now Legalized by Josab4life: 8:40pm On Jan 03, 2014
Thank God 4 Rochas, so d only good thing he will do to Imo people is to legalise abortion. Wow! Welcome to bleeping haven, now that d lincence is given 4 abortion, public and free bleeping should also b legalised. Nonsense.
Romance / Re: Madam Nearly Catch Me With Oga ;d by Josab4life: 12:07pm On Dec 30, 2013
who rite this tory? thats a good comedi 4 d year. nice try.
Politics / Re: Prophecies For 2014: "Patience Jonathan May Die" – Primate Ayodele by Josab4life: 11:53am On Dec 30, 2013
ok
Politics / Re: Prophecies For 2014: "Patience Jonathan May Die" – Primate Ayodele by Josab4life: 11:48pm On Dec 28, 2013
So this is God talking shee? We are watching and waiting while praying.
Religion / Re: Nude lady Climb Church Altar During Xmas Mass(photo) by Josab4life: 11:41pm On Dec 28, 2013
What more can I say, honestly, I am short of what to say. So if they eventually achieve their aim, how will they pass it to d next generation after them since they dont want to have anything to do with men. This is real end time thing.
Romance / Re: Housewife Slumps And Dies After Marathon Sex With Lover by Josab4life: 3:08pm On Dec 27, 2013
so what happened next when he returned by 11pm? where was d hubby? its a woman's world, this may not be d 1st time thing. op pls complete ur story.
Nairaland / General / Re: Mile One Market Port Harcourt In Flames. by Josab4life: 8:33am On Dec 17, 2013
3rd on d line! Why must it be of every Year December that 1 major market in ph would be gutted by fire? If its not mile, its mile 3 or borokiri, hope its not a ritual thing
Politics / Re: Court Stops Bipi From Parading As Speaker Of House Of Assembly by Josab4life: 7:16am On Dec 17, 2013
Who say Ameachi is not a smart and shape guy, go hug transformer,
Education / Re: ASUU Ends NEC Meeting. by Josab4life: 7:08am On Dec 17, 2013
Why do they have to wait till noon to announce their decishon? Are they not ashame of themselves? They have gotten d publicity they have been craving for since. What else do they want? Cheap old fooooooooollllllllssssssss.
Politics / Re: APC, Others Attacking Me Because Of 2015 – Jonathan by Josab4life: 7:03am On Dec 17, 2013
What if he honoroubly steps down come 2015, wouldnt that make him a more better president? Is he not also nursing his aambition at d xpence of millions poor naija people. Gej remember that when u develop too much thick skin, it turns to cadaver. Dead meat.
Politics / Re: 23 Rivers LG Bosses Decamp To Apc by Josab4life: 6:54am On Dec 17, 2013
We are watching and waiting. God please save GEJ and Naija. It is well.
Education / Re: ASUU Officially Calls Off 6 Month Strike. Fagge confirms it on channels by Josab4life: 6:45am On Dec 17, 2013
I dont know if we still have men of integrity. So after assulting jona ok sorry newsmen they call off. What have they been waiting for since? Crez people who want to xchange d future of d leaders of this great nation as if they will live here 4ever. Bad bellle people.
Politics / Re: Gunshots In Port-harcourt For over Four Hours by Josab4life: 6:39am On Dec 17, 2013
I live in Ph too, G U Ake road, police post. Ok we don hear. I will tell my wife to b careful cos her office is around old GRA Eastern by pass close to marine base. U know say na around that end na em bad guys de show face pass. God help us. PDP and ACP thing.

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Education / Re: ASUU Calls Off Strike by Josab4life: 3:03pm On Dec 16, 2013
wow! If its tue, praise God. Let me go and clean up my car for kabuka runs on campus, its a lucrative business. Olboy, guy don hammer.

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Politics / Re: World Bank Releases List Of Nigerian Looters by Josab4life: 2:50pm On Dec 16, 2013
I thought I will seee Thiefnibu, Odili, GEJ, OBJ, Anini, El Rufai, Atiku and the host of other polithiefcians. What these uniform men stole is nothing compare to what our polithiefcians have stollen so far.

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Politics / Re: Ekiti 2014: Perm Sec Caught Performing Rituals At Idanre Shrine by Josab4life: 2:25pm On Dec 16, 2013
He was caught! What about those who are freely doing it in their houses? Tell which of these polithiefcians that are not into ritual. 2014 thing.
Phones / Re: The Truth About Tecno For Those Rushing The Phone by Josab4life: 10:45am On Dec 09, 2013
sorry oh! Is Seun a board member of Techno cos this is d only phone that has dominated nairaland tech. section. I am going to buy 1.

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Celebrities / Re: Gospel Singer Maheeda Shared N-u-de Pic Of Herself by Josab4life: 4:41am On Dec 06, 2013
And u say she is a gospel singer! What type of gospel singing does she do for goodness sake? Not d gospel I know of and believe in. May be another gospel. Endtime things.
Autos / Re: Very Clean Tokunbo Peugoet 407, Automatic, 2005 Model, For 1.850M SOLD!! SOLD!! by Josab4life: 10:11pm On Dec 05, 2013
Na d final money?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Is Dead by Josab4life: 10:00pm On Dec 05, 2013
Ok, we don hear. See d beauty of greatness. Millions die without being notice. Rip shaM

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Education / Re: ASUU Hold Nec Meeting Tomorow by Josab4life: 9:57pm On Dec 05, 2013
To discuss what again, f they like they should call off d strike, if they like, they should stay. Honestly, assholes, sorry assu has lost my sympathy long ago and I believe even d public's too. Bad market for asshole oh sorry aSsu.

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