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Foreign Affairs / Re: Fact-checking Trump’s Address On The Iran Missile Attacks by josdiv(m): 4:46pm On Jan 09, 2020
the OP has been beclouded by the likes of yahoo, cnn, msn and the pro-democrats news channels....

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Celebrities / Re: Perri Edwards Shakes-drayton Slays In Bikini by josdiv(m): 4:42pm On Jan 09, 2020
one man's meat is another man's kpomo tongue tongue tongue

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TV/Movies / Re: Judge Orders Netflix To Remove Gay Jesus Movie “The First Temptation Of Christ.” by josdiv(m): 4:38pm On Jan 09, 2020
The end is near

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Hints At Filing For Nigerian Citizenship. by josdiv(m): 7:46am On Jan 04, 2020
Trump is trending....everybody wants to get their own slice of the trend.
Politics / Re: Zamfara State Earmarks N7 Billion For New Government House by josdiv(m): 8:24pm On Jan 03, 2020
My God!!!!
Agriculture / Re: Nigeria Now The Highest Producer Of Rice In Africa by josdiv(m): 8:23pm On Jan 03, 2020
If this is coming from the Presidency, then let us wait for other media sources/unbiased statistics to confirm this. It is almost too good to be true that within less than 6 months of closing the border, we are not only self sufficient in Rice but have even surpass other countries who are gaint exporters of rice....Our rice must grow very very fast and harvest within 1month to even come close to this record.

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Travel / Re: Nigerians going to US reduce sharply, largest global drop-off by josdiv(m): 5:53pm On Jan 03, 2020
Trump is working....

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Celebrities / Re: "My Whole Household Are Calling Themselves Marlians" - RMD by josdiv(m): 5:52pm On Jan 03, 2020
This too shall pass....another wonder will rise.... enjoy your time.
Celebrities / Re: “I Was Nearly Eaten By Cannibals” – Mr Ibu Narrates Horrific Experience by josdiv(m): 3:20pm On Jan 03, 2020
A classic work of comedy..... Ibu House of Commotion grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: “I Was Nearly Eaten By Cannibals” – Mr Ibu Narrates Horrific Experience by josdiv(m): 3:02pm On Jan 03, 2020
Interesting.....fiction or non-fiction

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Politics / Re: Bamidele Salam: Reduce Lawmakers By Two-thirds; We’re Too Many, Unsustainable by josdiv(m): 2:40pm On Jan 03, 2020
It is about time..... cost of governance is too high in this country and they want to borrow money for infrastructure when they can save money by reducing cost of governance

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Sports / Re: Liverpool Go A Year Unbeaten In Premier League by josdiv(m): 2:37pm On Jan 03, 2020
It is turn by turn....Na their time...enjoy Never walking alone
Politics / Re: FG Directs Discos To Stop Cash Payment From Consumers By March 31 by josdiv(m): 2:36pm On Jan 03, 2020
No wonder, they are forcing people to buy meters at exorbitant rates. I thought those meters are suppose to be allotted to customers free of charge
Crime / Re: Mastermind of Abuja bank robbery arrested by josdiv(m): 2:35pm On Jan 03, 2020
the police is working...
Car Talk / Re: Toyota Corolla 03 Stolen Around Jabi Lake Mall Abuja by josdiv(m): 4:46am On Dec 30, 2019
Waxxxy:


What about tramigo T24 tracker, I learnt its more reliable

Tramigo T24 cost between 35k - 50k depending on where you are buying it from and it requires an annual subscription. This on the other hand is pocket friendly, delivers the same and even a bit more than tramigos with a free mobile app and pc web access requiring no monthly or annual subscription.

Car Talk / Re: Toyota Corolla 03 Stolen Around Jabi Lake Mall Abuja by josdiv(m): 1:05pm On Dec 28, 2019
Bestinstinct:

Was at Magic Land Abuja yesterday and I was just restless. Had to stay less than the proposed time cos I knew badguys will take advantage of periods like this.

You don't need to get restless. A small investment in installing a car tracker for 18k on a Tracker/GPS Locator/Cut Off Fuel for your Bikes & Car with Mobile App & Web access, no monthly charge can save you this trouble. Send me a message or check my profile.
Jobs/Vacancies / Urgent! Freelance Android Developer Needed In Abuja by josdiv(m): 6:04pm On Sep 28, 2019
Candidate Must meet the following requirement:
Advanced and experienced in Android Software development using Java with Android Studio
Well acquainted and experienced with native feature development, integration and testing such as Camera, GPS, SMS etc.
Have a good ability to debug existing codes and add modifications to extend code features
Ready to work with timelines and demonstrate professional and polite attitude to work and other colleagues.
Well mannered.

Position is required urgently so candidate must be ready to start immediately on acceptance of working terms

Location: Maitama, Abuja

Please send your CV to frankosegha@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Urgent Vacancy For Android Developer In Abuja by josdiv(m): 6:17pm On Jul 10, 2019
Urgent vacancy for an Android developer based in Abuja for the development and maintenance of an in-house application. The primary focus will be the development of the Android application and its integration with back-end services. You will be working alongside other engineers and developers working on different layers of the software infrastructure. Therefore, commitment to collaborative problem solving, sophisticated design, and creating quality products is essential.
Responsibilities
o Design and build advanced applications for the Android platform
o Collaborate with cross-functional teams to define, design, and ship new features.
o Work with outside data sources and API’s Integrating with Restful web services.
o Unit-test code for robustness, including edge cases, usability, and general reliability.
o Work on bug fixing and improving application performance.
o Continuously discover, evaluate, and implement new technologies to maximize development efficiency.
Requirements
o Degree/Equivalent in Computer Science, Engineering or a related subject
o Must have 1 - 3 years work experience.
o Proven software development experience
o Proven working experience in Android development
o Have published at least one original Android app in Play store.
o Experience with Android SDK.
o Experience with third-party libraries and APIs
o Working knowledge of the general mobile landscape, architectures, trends, and emerging technologies
o Solid understanding of the full mobile development life cycle.
o Should be familiar with some or all of these technologies:
o Android Studio
o Android SDK
o Eclipse
o NetBean IDE
o Java


Send your CV to jobs@quikiepay.com for evaluation.
Jobs/Vacancies / Smart Office Assistant by josdiv(m): 4:28am On Dec 03, 2018
Smart Office Assistant
- Female
- Resides in Abuja
- Good with MS Word, MS Excel, Ms Powerpoint and Basic CorelDraw or Photoshop and also good with Social Media and Online Commerce.
- Good Writing and Communication Skills
- Read to learn and adapt to new tasks

Interested Persons should strictly adhere to the following required information:
- CV
- Cover Letter
- Most Recent Passport
- Verifiable Means of Identification (i.e National ID, Voters Card, Passport, Driver's License or similar)

To: jobs@quikiepay.com
(Position is urgent and selected candidate must be willing to resume immediately)
Autos / Affordable Lexus RX 300 In Lagos For 1.6m by josdiv(m): 9:34am On Aug 24, 2018
Extremely clean interior and exterior
Automatic
Four plug
Super chilling ac
Alloy wheels
Good tyres

Please only serious buyer should contact me...0703.868.7303
Location: Lagos

Offer: 1.6m

Properties / Cheap And Clean Three Bedroom Apartment 650k Per Annum by josdiv(m): 1:55pm On May 15, 2018
Fast Letting Apartment
Three bedroom flat at ogombor,
Furnished with enclose heater in all the baths and kitchen

650k per annum and 100/100 for agency and commission

House has water and good road network.
Electricity is very stable around the area.

contact me...0703 868 7303

Autos / Re: Clean Eod For Sale Abuja 6months Used by josdiv(m): 10:20am On Mar 20, 2018
oladiran2:
What year is it? Let's see the dashboard, kilometers. Serious buyer. 08033981254 on WhatsApp to discuss more if we can reach an agreement
It is 2004. Last offer is 900k no more no less. You will be glad you bought this car and thank me later.
Autos / Clean Eod For Sale Abuja 6months Used by josdiv(m): 5:47pm On Mar 17, 2018
Chilling Ac
New tires
Clean in and Out
All accessories complete
Fabrik seats
Alloy Wheels
Car is like new
Sound Engine & Transmission
Nothing to Fix

Brought in direct and Used for 6months by a Lady Banker

Car Location is in Abuja

**MODIFIED**

Call for inspection: 0703 249 5753

Asking Price: N1m

Autos / Very Clean Tokunbo Toyota Corolla 2010 Full Option...quick Sale by josdiv(m): 4:41pm On Feb 27, 2018
Tokunbo Toyota Corolla 2010 -- 3.1m

Direct from Overseas
Extremely clean interior and exterior
Automatic
Four plug
Super chilling ac
Alloy wheels
Good tires
All documents are intact and valid


Please only serious buyer should contact me...0703 868 7303

Investment / 12 Bad Money Habits To Break To Build More Wealth In 2018 by josdiv(m): 4:05pm On Feb 27, 2018
Money Mistake 1
Never borrow money that accrues interest to start a business . That is to say, never borrow money to start a business expecting that the business will generate income to pay back the borrowed money plus the interest. Its better to borrow more to expand the business that's doing well.

Money Mistake 2
Never spend money you haven't received. Don't even promise someone money based on a promise you have from someone else. If someone tells you: "Ezra, come to my office tomorrow at 9am and pick #30K"don't go out to buy items on credit based on this promise, with the hope that you will pay off your creditor when the promised money comes; it may not come as promised and this will leave you in problems with your creditors.

Money Mistakes 3
If you want to save, whenever you receive money, don’t start spending hoping that you’ll save what remains. Normally what remains is zero because as long as money to spend is available, the numerous things you can spend it on are also available. And things to spend on even incite their 'relatives' so that you spend even more than you had planned. When money to spend is not available, we naturally find a way of doing without it. That's why I've learnt to save with an INVESTMENT CLUB. Once I send money there I assume I no longer have it. Before you spend any money, put your savings aside then spend what is left after saving.

Money Mistake 4
When you get an opportunity to meet a very wealthy person, never ask for money. Ask for ideas on how to make money. They may even choose to give you money on their own after seeing that your ideas are great, but let getting money from them never be your objective.

Money Mistake 5
Keeping your seed instead of planting it. Many people stop at saving. It's very, very difficult to save and have all you need to maintain your lifestyle especially after retirement. When you save, your savings are seed; plant it. When you just keep the seed (saving money) some seeds begin to die (eaten by inflation and the like). That's why I recommend that you read about the different types of investment vehicles you can use to grow your savings. I am not necessarily talking about putting the money in a business, because you can easily lose money in business. I am talking about putting it in an investment.

Money Mistake 6
Never lend someone money you are not willing to lose. By the time you lend someone money, be contented in your heart that should the person fail to pay, you will not die. You should not even lose that person's friendship if they fail to repay the money you lent them. If you feel the person might fail to pay you and this will not affect your relationship with them, then lend them money. If their failure to pay would make you hate this person’s entire clan, please advise the person to go to the bank.

Money Mistake 7
Never append your signature to guarantee someone on a financial matter if you are not willing or able to pay the money on their behalf. Do I have to explain that one? No, it's self-explanatory.

Money Mistake 8
Avoid keeping money you don't intend to use in the short-term within easy reach. For instance, don’t walk with #100K in your pocket when all you plan to do in a day costs #20K. Like I mentioned in Money Mistake 3, there are always expenses available to gobble any money that is within reach, so if you don't want to lose it, put it away in a safe place.

Money Mistake 9
Avoid keeping money in inappropriate places e.g. in socks, under the pillow, in a pit, in the sitting room, in the bra, in a travel bag that you will place somewhere in a bus ... impulse buying is a devil that will keep you busy!

Money Mistake 10
Spending money on an item that you can do without (at least for the time being). These days when I pick money from my pocket or wallet, before paying for something I ask myself: What would happen if I didn’t buy this? If I find I can live with the consequences of not having that thing, I smile and walk away.

Money Mistake 11
Paying an amount for something that's not the minimum you can get that same value for. In other words, if you are along east Legon road and you pay #5K for a shoe that you can get at #3K at Makola market, that's a money mistake except for those who have achieved financial freedom.

Money Mistake 12:
Consistently spending all you earn or more than you earn. It's like having a drum where you have an inlet that's smaller than the outlet. It will never get full. And should the inlet ever reduce significantly the drum will run dry. If you do it the other way round and the inlet is bigger, it will get full and even overflow. Hence, we have to always ensure we are widening the inlet while narrowing the outlet – all the time. Your side hustle comes in handy!

Money Mistake 13:
Thinking about short-term only and forgetting about long-term or thinking about the long-term and forgetting about the short-term. For instance, Lydia was told that there's money in land. She saved money over a long period of time and bought 30 acres of land. Now she has the land but she is always broke. She is always complaining. She's disgruntled and she doesn't seem to see herself earning from the land in the near future. Now, let's ask ourselves: Having 30 acres of land and no money to feed your family or take a child to hospital, is that wealth or poverty? I think Lydia only looked at long-term needs and forgot that she has short-term needs that require money. What of those who find they are one paycheck away from salary? Are they thinking about the long-term needs?

Let’s take stock of our finances. How many mistakes are you guilty of? Do you now feel better-equipped to do better with these tips? Good luck, savers! Share this knowledge with your friends because it will not benefit you if you are selfish with it.

God bless you as you work on your financial prudence.

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Autos / Re: Honda Accord 2005 --direct From Overseas -- 1.5m by josdiv(m): 12:22pm On Feb 26, 2018
SOLD!
SOLD!
SOLD!

CAR NO LONGER AVAILABLE
Autos / Honda Accord 2005 --direct From Overseas -- 1.5m by josdiv(m): 8:29pm On Feb 24, 2018
Honda Accord 2005 -- 1.5m

Direct from Overseas
Extremely clean interior and exterior
Automatic
Four plug
Super chilling ac
Alloy wheels
Good tyres
All documents are intact and valid

Owner needs cash to travel hence the quick sale and reduced price

Please only serious buyer should contact me...0703 868 7303

Jobs/Vacancies / Urgent Vacancy For A Business Analyst/project Manager Position by josdiv(m): 3:50pm On Jan 04, 2017
Urgent: Business Analysts Vacancies in Abuja, Nigeria
There is an urgent vacancy for a Business Analyst position in an EDMS Software Implementation Team for Three Months in Abuja. A project manager with relevant IT background can also be considered.

Interested applicants should send their CV with relevant work experience detail and short description of previous similar duties completed to info@dgenigeria.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Ports Authority Massive Recruitment 2014. by josdiv(m): 3:13pm On Apr 11, 2016
Abdulforever:
Hahaha. .lol my brother your sister has enter one chance ohoooo sorry to say is a big SCAM nobody in NPA will send her this message but can u do me a favour and forward me the staff name that collected her money to this number 080.........or wattsapp

Thanks Abdul. Please check you wattsapp.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Ports Authority Massive Recruitment 2014. by josdiv(m): 5:39am On Apr 11, 2016
Hello House, I need advice on this NPA Recruitment. My sister applied through a supposed contact person in the HR Dept who claims to have a slot in this on-going Recruitment and she committed some financial resources. However the SMS she just received was quite different from what I have read people say they got. Am beginning to suspect foul play here. See the msg attached below:

"Fire-men / Fire-women recruitment was an extended project from past administration. After rigorous debate, instead of cancellation it was revisited and was moved to 2016 project. Thorough verification exercise was conducted and only successful applicant will receive this sms, and will proceed to the next exercise when implementation of 2016 budget commence.
Congratulations.
ALHAJI ABBA UMAR RUFIA
Human Resources Manager"

Please I need advice if this is genuinely from NPA or some cooked up sms.
@Bigtime652 @Mactoni91 @Abdulforever please share your tots too...
Music/Radio / Enjoy Your Favorite Songs All Day -- Clip It Sleek N Portable by josdiv(m): 12:12pm On Apr 06, 2016
Whether you’re addicted to audio books or depend on your music to help power you through your workout, this media player is tuned into your needs. With Exceptional sound quality—it’s all about the music, Expansive capacities and expandable memory, Compact and lightweight so you can take your music anywhere.
Save yourself the stress of carrying CDs around or worrying about Phone Battery Level and make room for more of your favorite songs and audio messages with this Multimedia Player‎.‎ it can be clipped fashionably to any attire, cloth, surface etc. It also come with a free bonus 4GB SD card and USB cable so you can start loading your favorite songs immediately and enjoying same. It comes in various colors of Blue, Black, Silver, Green, Red, Pink so you can pick one that goes with your attire.

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Other Features are

- Affordable
- Free 4GB Memory Card
- Up to 15Hours Play Time
- Ear Piece Included
- USB Charge Cable and Data Transfer
- Neatly Packaged in Crystal Box
- Mp3, wma, aac
- Music, audio book, podcast
- Colors: Pink, Blue, Black, Silver
- 2hours Charge time
- Clip it anywhere
- Aesthetic design and Portable
- Clips to any cloth material for easy carry on.
- Useful for workout, music, meditation, audio book etc

See it in action Here - http://dgenigeria.com/clipit

Technology Market / Evolving Music Player Technology - Clip It Sleek N Portable by josdiv(m): 11:59am On Apr 06, 2016
Whether you’re addicted to audio books or depend on your music to help power you through your workout, this media player is tuned into your needs. With Exceptional sound quality—it’s all about the music, Expansive capacities and expandable memory, Compact and lightweight so you can take your music anywhere.
Save yourself the stress of carrying CDs around or worrying about Phone Battery Level and make room for more of your favorite songs and audio messages with this Multimedia Player‎.‎ it can be clipped fashionably to any attire, cloth, surface etc. It also come with a free bonus 4GB SD card and USB cable so you can start loading your favorite songs immediately and enjoying same. It comes in various colors of Blue, Black, Silver, Green, Red, Pink so you can pick one that goes with your attire.

http://dgenigeria.com/clipit

Other Features are

- Affordable
- Free 4GB Memory Card
- Up to 15Hours Play Time
- Ear Piece Included
- USB Charge Cable and Data Transfer
- Neatly Packaged in Crystal Box
- Mp3, wma, aac
- Music, audio book, podcast
- Colors: Pink, Blue, Black, Silver
- 2hours Charge time
- Clip it anywhere
- Aesthetic design and Portable
- Clips to any cloth material for easy carry on.
- Useful for workout, music, meditation, audio book etc

See it in action Here - http://dgenigeria.com/clipit

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