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Crime › Re: Woman Banished From Benue Community For Stealing Items To Feed Herself And Son by joseph1832(m): 10:07am On Oct 13, 2025

Brahamimo:
https://www.facebook.com/100068376034740/posts/pfbid02GNFj3dN1PDnTu3wXMyUEZnD9Q94KGmp3ebncjrnoQS6argPXiaHsKXJsFffT5qKhl/?app=fbl

Sentiment and emotion is what is killing this country of ours. The woman have relatives and family members, who can atleast offer her some sort of assistance, but she chose to steal, yet people are being sentimental towards her action.

NYSC › Re: Benin Varsities, Nigerian Polys In NYSC Fraud by joseph1832(m): 9:33am On Oct 13, 2025

It seems Nigeria or some people living in it, are never short of ways of looking for new and available means to commit fraud.

Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Apologises After Kano Pillars Fans Attack Shooting Stars Players. by joseph1832(m): 9:29am On Oct 13, 2025

It's now a norm thuggery isn't just in politics and elections, it's in football.

Despite the apology of Ahmed Musa, the NDA should give appropriate sanctions to Kano Pillars and it's management, for being unable to control their fans.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Granted Pardon To 70 Druglords, Scrap The NDLEA - Dino Melaye by joseph1832(m): 9:24am On Oct 13, 2025

politicoNG:
https://x.com/_dinomelaye/status/1977470262116278529?t=oVPXBUk7vuwYr0nMA6m1TA&s=19[/quote]who and who are the 70 druglords Pres. Tinubud pardoned. I'm sure they made their names public.

Politics › Re: Gbenga Daniel Vows To Revive Ijebu East's Bitumen Project by joseph1832(m): 9:31pm On Oct 12, 2025

Ishilove:
I thought I saw "Gbenga Daniel Vows To Revive Ijebu East's Bitcoin Project". Phew

Are you sure you saw what you saw? grin

Politics › Re: Kelvin Oniarah: The Notorious Kidnap Kingpin Pardoned By President Tinubu by joseph1832(m): 7:18pm On Oct 12, 2025

etokhana:
https://x.com/DejiAdesogan/status/1977377522812592163?t=-33AQ16xHoGCB5OUA9oQaQ&s=19

Previous Thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/8537816/full-list-175-convicts-pardoned#137096782

Na WA oh. I hope all the criminals beings release aren't going to be used for what I don't want to think of.

Sure, I know everybody deserves a second chance, but heck, when you think of how these people have wrecked families, I mean...

Celebrities › Re: Tinubu Grants Maryam Sanda A Presidential Pardon After Killing Her Husband by joseph1832(m): 10:57am On Oct 12, 2025

Ishilove:
You're probably correct. At the end of the day, one family has been wounded forever while the life of a man was wasted like an animal's. This is just so unfortunate.

My dear, it happens every other day. Remember Deborah Samuel? Don't you think it's suspicious how the news of that girl's cold blooded brutal murder just went silent, just like that. Even the murderers, we don't even know if they were prosecuted... Not to mention the Super TV CEO who was also murdered....

Crime › Re: Ondo Man Remanded For Raping, Killing Grandma by joseph1832(m): 7:28am On Oct 12, 2025

DiamondsAreFore:
https://punchng.com/carpenter-remanded-for-raping-killing-grandma/

Yikes. It's even better he is remanded in any state prison than the state CID. I honestly don't want to know the abysmal condition the cells there are in.

Politics › Re: � BREAKING NEWS : Presidency Replies Putin: “we Are Not Ukraine We Are The Powe by joseph1832(m): 7:07am On Oct 12, 2025

naptu2:
Why do people just accept and begin to react to all these fake news stories that have no sources??

Because many Nigerians are very emotional, rather than rational and reasonable.

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Celebrities › Re: Tinubu Grants Maryam Sanda A Presidential Pardon After Killing Her Husband by joseph1832(m): 7:02am On Oct 12, 2025

Ishilove:
Her family is well connected. The unfortunate thing is the murdered man's family is also influential.

WHen you see this type of thing happen, just know politics was played behind the scene. I'm very sure (not that I can prove it) that the woman's family have been pleading with the man's family to let things go.

My dear, when you start having case in court, whether criminal or civil, you'll get to see a whole lot of evil and many distasteful revelation that will leave a very sour taste in your mouth.

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Education › Re: Something I Noticed About Ladies In My Class In University by joseph1832(m): 6:46am On Oct 12, 2025

musicwriter:
Not joking.

The first thing I warned them about when I came back to Nigeria some years ago was to free themselves from porn. Because I could see they were addicted to porn. The youngest one that now have a dead di.ck, I've warned him several times. But not knowing the type of person I am and that I can read his mind, he began to record voice note where he was denying it so that he can send to his sisters to deceive them. But I'll explain to them whenever I feel like.

I'm curious how you got to know he has a dick that doesn't work and how you know he watches porn.

If going by what you're saying, then I can assume that jerking off was what made his dick to malfunction, or something of sort. 🤔

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Celebrities › Re: Wendy Onyinye Osefo Nigerian-american And Husband Arrested For Fraud In Maryland by joseph1832(m): 5:50pm On Oct 11, 2025

Ishilove:
Most, actually. They get so comfortable in their life of crime that they become sloppy and start making careless mistakes

This is also true, or perhaps it's the self deluded belief that they can corrupt the system

If this happen in Nigeria, I won't be surprise that couple will be throwing their illicit money at the EFCC and giving them outrageous bribes...

I still think is pour foolishness for them to even think of continuing in their nonsense. I mean, you make money illegally, what's stopping you from investing that money and start making money legally. It seem like the smartest thing to do.

Education › Re: Something I Noticed About Ladies In My Class In University by joseph1832(m): 5:45pm On Oct 11, 2025

musicwriter:
My advice to you is to take your mind off this type of thing and focus fully on your education. That's what your parents sent you to school to do.

You'll have more than enough time for this later, else you'll end up like my junior brother who's in his 30's but his di.ck isn't working. He has used up himself in his stupidity. Now, he thinks that he'll get a big di.ck by taking my di.ck.

419 guys has finished him in the process, promising of using jazz to get back his di.ck. . He's so stupid and doesn't even know that's he's a scam victim, despite that I've warned him of everything I am saying.

Be warned!

NB: this is something I am still actively researching. I'll write about it here on Nairaland when I am through

your kid bro lost his dick? Like how did it happen, shagging way too much or jerking off.

I still want to believe you're joking though. Lol

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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 2:09pm On Oct 11, 2025

pu7pl3:
Did you appreciate the reference? 🤭🤭

i didn't, because I thought we were high. Lol

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Crime › Re: Somtochukwu Maduagwu: Gang Driver Reveals Own Role In Operation (Video) by joseph1832(m): 2:08pm On Oct 11, 2025

Chenu60:
VIDEO: Somtochukwu Maduagwu: Gang Driver Reveals own role in operation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qL3GI7VdCc?si=IUjwfXMWM8J2IzzL

This is all good and lovely. The police did their jobs may be because it involves a notable person. I'm very sure if it has to do with the common man, who can't boast of even 10,000 Naira. We all know how it will go.

Celebrities › Re: Wendy Onyinye Osefo Nigerian-american And Husband Arrested For Fraud In Maryland by joseph1832(m): 1:53pm On Oct 11, 2025

They were arrested for insurance fraud among other charges in the tune of 300 USD?

Anyway, the game is up for them. I still wonder how many of these people who commit these crimes think they can get away with it forever.

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 12:59pm On Oct 11, 2025

armadeo:
I am vengeance.

Batman is vengeance.

The missing series from your list is spartacus vengeance

Ah yes. Spartacus: Vengeance. The season where he killed Glaber.

Thanks.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 11:41am On Oct 11, 2025

pu7pl3:
Yea, check my DP

WhAtS up with your dp?

Health › Re: Man Asks Wife To Video Him Working, Slumps, Dies On Camera In Ogun (Pics) by joseph1832(m): 5:40am On Oct 11, 2025

budaatum:
The above is all I got from your post. Or least all I'm giving time to.

folake4u:
Yeah the Ice Queen herself.

I'm sure you know what happens to ice when it melts, and hey, Buda bottom, I know you both know what is used to fill a bathtub. So, have a great day ladies. 👍

Health › Re: Man Asks Wife To Video Him Working, Slumps, Dies On Camera In Ogun (Pics) by joseph1832(m): 9:52pm On Oct 10, 2025

budaatum:
And that's why you'd never have the pleasure.

You selfishly only think of yourself.

Of all the things I said, that's the only thing you picked? Yikes. Lol.

Anyway, remember what they say about Charity? Yeah, it begins at home. Well in this case, that bathtub. grin

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 7:43pm On Oct 10, 2025

Papadoh:
You didn't have to quote the entire comment.

And YOU don't have to quote me.

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 7:36pm On Oct 10, 2025

pu7pl3:
Netflix has added SPARTACUS(all 4 seasons )to their library.

For those interested 🤭

All 4 season. Lemme see

Blood and Sand
Gods of the Arena
War of the Damned.

Erm, am I missing something? 🤔

Health › Re: Man Asks Wife To Video Him Working, Slumps, Dies On Camera In Ogun (Pics) by joseph1832(m): 7:30pm On Oct 10, 2025

folake4u:
I'm chilled already, Sir.

I guess we can now call you Stone Cold Barr. Folake Esq or... grin

Health › Re: Man Asks Wife To Video Him Working, Slumps, Dies On Camera In Ogun (Pics) by joseph1832(m): 5:59pm On Oct 10, 2025

folake4u:

Oh chill out, will you. tongue

Health › Re: Man Asks Wife To Video Him Working, Slumps, Dies On Camera In Ogun (Pics) by joseph1832(m): 4:13pm On Oct 10, 2025

budaatum:
Necrophilia is defined as a sexual attraction to or sexual acts involving dead bodies, encompassing various subclasses that range from fantasizing about the deceased to engaging in sexual intercourse with them.

honestly don't believe dead bodies own laptops, not to talk of having a bath naked in a bathtub. All the same, would be my pleasure to bath you, naked in that bathtub. And believe me, you wouldn't have to lose your laptop. I promise it'd be intact, by the time I'm done typing the living day light out of it. Hehehe.

Health › Re: Man Asks Wife To Video Him Working, Slumps, Dies On Camera In Ogun (Pics) by joseph1832(m): 4:09pm On Oct 10, 2025

folake4u:
Lol better go and roll a blunt.

Nah... I don't do drugs. Hey, wouldn't mind doing you, if you don't mind. grin

Health › Re: Man Asks Wife To Video Him Working, Slumps, Dies On Camera In Ogun (Pics) by joseph1832(m): 10:47am On Oct 10, 2025

Ishilove:
The Big Joe, Aunty was relating her survival story but you skipped those parts and went straight to the lascivious part. You need Jesus as a matter of urgency 🤨

if by Jesus, you mean the part where she moans: "oh god, oh god, oh my god, oohh myyy god, good God!" then she clearly needs The Big Joe, like you so rightly said. Lmao.

Health › Re: Man Asks Wife To Video Him Working, Slumps, Dies On Camera In Ogun (Pics) by joseph1832(m): 10:44am On Oct 10, 2025

budaatum:
You dirty man! I'm glad you didn't find my laptop, for I dread what you'd have done to it.

With apologies for my harshness, mind.

Oh my, if I was in that bathtub with you, your laptop isn't the only thing I would find. Your four cardinal point (your upper lips, your lower lips, and those two protruding missiles with a button attached to them) will be my focus.

Yeah oh... No need to apologize, for just like John Shaft will say "it's my duty, to please that booty". Lol

Health › Re: Man Asks Wife To Video Him Working, Slumps, Dies On Camera In Ogun (Pics) by joseph1832(m): 10:37am On Oct 10, 2025

GloriousGbola:

Oga glorious, this one isn't naked oh.

Health › Re: Man Asks Wife To Video Him Working, Slumps, Dies On Camera In Ogun (Pics) by joseph1832(m): 10:36am On Oct 10, 2025

folake4u:
You're so spoilt, Joe.

I rolled my eyes and laughed at the post.

I thought imagining what I would do to you, if you were the one naked in the bathtub, is what made you rolled your eyes and laughed. 😁😁😁

Now I'm thinking what else can you roll, other than your eyes, or should I say, whine... wink

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