₦airaland Forum

absoluteSuccess:
We are thanking God, nairalanders are accomplishing great feat.

Great feat?, by killing snakes and getting lalasticlala to take it to front page for all to see. Lol.

Indeed, the feat is truly great.

Next stop, inside pot for the next hot plate snake pepper soup. LOL

Lalasticlala, I no you don't like snake pepper soup, but I know you know what to do.

Ladyrebo. Permit me to tell you that your dreams are the reflections of your current state of mind, which is as a result of the fact that you're troubled.

Lemme tell you this, you don't need a man of God, you don't need prayers, and you don't need to bother yourself about any dream, for you have taken the very first step toward success, that is knowing there's a problem, and something is wrong.

What you need do, and do very well is to prioritize your thoughts and actions. Outline the things that are important, and the things that are not, and please, whatever or whoever you believe is not important should be relegated to the background. No sentiment!.

Next time you go into a relationship, or if a guy is asking you to date him, know what you're going into, and make sure you know the guy want the same thing you want - marriage. You shouldn't even be thinking of dating a guy who just want to date you, without any plan for the future.

With your job, know that we live in a country where, who you know, go a lot of way thus getting you what you want. Go out and know people, be friends with people, make friends and spread the word. Be sure to know that whoever is giving you a job, or recommending you for a position, is in a position of power, to do so, thereby, you won't face disappointment.

There's a saying "when in Rome, behave like the Romans. So, I'm telling you, "you live in Nigeria, behave and think like Nigeria". Stop thinking your dreams are signs of set back, for its not. Its just your mind reflecting your present situation, nothing more, nothing less.

UjSizzle:
Sex is cheap.

So is labor, I'm very ashamed to say.

iPopAlomo:
he's a IndecentStar... People pay $10 to subscribe to his videos...

Source of income... Explained.

Pornstar_ in Nigeria? Thought that sh1t is illegal like marijuana?

NaLaugh:
What exactly would he be questioned about?

Source of income, means of livelihood, and the likes.

Kudos to him. If this was a country which functioning institutions, the guy would have been invited for questioning.

layla129:
So much trouble over this Lanicky chic and guess what? she used all the hate to her advantage. I wish Ivyy is the first runner up though...cool lady.

That your Number 6 can never have my vote and i'm sure a lot of people feel the same. The only lesson i learnt from this contest is that we should always be careful of what we do, friends we keep and how we relate to people because of the future..it matters a lot. Before the contest, i knew that chic and her peers to be very insultive and rude and it affected her a great deal.

If what you say is true, [color=violet]then we are all guilty by association.[/color]

PunkyV:
Yeah. I don't think they care one bit though, unfortunately. Something must be really off in the head with people like that. That's not normal behaviour.

My dear, its unfortunate we now life in a world where normal behavior, is believed abnormal, and abnormal behavior, is believed normal. I believe that's why they say "its a crazy world".

b0rn2fuck:
funny things, I make money and not even woo. Roam and eat pepper soul, cat fish, clubs and enjoy every part of my life as I wish, I make money to impress myself and enjoy my life and women follow up enjoying with me. Even if gym could get you woman, it won't pay for your cow tail pepper soup, put loads of dollars in table or will gym ever buy you expensive cloths or you waiting for those women to feed up. I can hire you as bouncer and you do twale for me 10 times daily.

Baba o! How far bro, you scare like Tomato oh. Hope business dey go wella.

PunkyV:
No, thank God it didn't.

I've told this story here before. Anyway, we were at a house warming party thrown by my cousin's friend. I was part of the crowd that was seated in the lounge area & next to me was the guy. He was friends with the husband of the lady we were visiting. I don't even remember how we started having a conversation but we did & maybe I even flirted with him or whatever I don't remember everything because it happened so long ago but at one point he started buying drinks. I'm not much of a drinker so I didn't drink alcohol that night, only soda. I stood up to go to the toilet & next thing I know, he was behind me. He wouldn't let me out of his sight for one moment. When I came out they were playing this other song I can't remember now & he said, "that's my jam!" & went to dance at the make-shift dancefloor. The weird thing is he was gyrating to the beat & staring right straight at me. Probably to show me what I'd be getting that night, a loose waist LMAO.

Shìt hit the fan when he heard we were leaving. He went absolutely crazy & told me I wasn't going to leave Huh? That's when he started dragging me & at one point he had me over his shoulder. LMAO. I was so scared! Luckily other people got involved, including his friend ( the guy of the house) & we were able to leave without "gettin some" That's how it ended.

Thank goodness. I really can't stand guys who always make a habit of believing that they're entitled to 'getting some'. I've seen quite a few, and I always let them know they're snow balling into becoming scum of the earth.

PunkyV:
Not really because it can make you feel unsafe being a woman around such oversexed dudes. They've been known to take it by force (some). I've been on a guy's shoulder once before, so I know how pushy & urgent some of them can be.

Oh. Sorry, I didn't know this. Hope it didn't end the way nobody wants to hear?.

ErnieSmallzz:
nope

Okay, enjoy your Sunday.

PunkyV:
I think I'd faint out of disbelief

At least not with the guys from where I'm from. They're very hyper-sexual & ever ready.

You can say that again. Hurray to all the South African real men who never shy away from nacking a booty. You guys make me proud. .

ErnieSmallzz:
which is?

Have you watched an episode of Scooby Doo Where Are You titled "Which Witch Is Which"?.

ErnieSmallzz:
nope thankyou, 2day is sunday, keep it holy

LOL. The Sabbath is usual Saturday, not Sunday. Lol. Anyway, there's always another Sabbath.

ErnieSmallzz:
hi

You still want me to dig deep, till I touch your soul? LOL.

Intriguing, I must say.

Lezzlie:
Today's church has become a beehive of activities, organisation and less spiritual. It is more of a social convention.


I'm sorry to say but the church has been blown off with the times where material aquirement and church hierarchy has taken the front seat to spiritual matters.

All the more reason why salvation is almost now the least topic being preached in churches, but prosperity, success and all manner of worldliness is the order of the day.

ErnieSmallzz:

Hello.

dammytosh:
Jesus obeyed Govt and authority wether godly or not.


He paid tax.

This is one of the reasons I support ElRufai on the religion bill.

A properly trained pastor will not teach his congregation Boko HARAM type of message.

What u have simply said is the same teaching Boko HARAM leader gave them.

To them the Govt is wicked.

Some christians are oblivious to this fact. The always want to believe their own religious laws supersede the law of the land.

I remember telling a friend who always open his mouth to say his religious laws supersede the law of the land, that he should go and live in the Vatican, if christian religious law is what he truly want to follow.

OP! The truth is, you are free to disobey government even when they go against the scripture, yes, its your God given right, your freedom of expression that no body can take, except death. However, I'll have you know, when you indeed choose to disobey government and get thrown in prison, even your God will not come to your rescue, like he did with Paul and Silas.

This my friend, is the difference between harsh reality and standard dogma. The truth is staring at you, you can choose to ignore it.

Neyoor:
Well, Alhamdulilah!..... I no longer have interest in politics like before, since those I trusted with my votes couldn't effect a positive change. How is your party faring these days?

My thoughts exactly. But which way, Neyoor, which way for this ahwa contri...

Neyoor:
That was actually in the time past, when I was blinded with the illusion of my personality. I thought politics would earn me fame, friends, connections and add glamour to my CV and that's why I participated in it. I held not less than 5 and lost just one but since I have been able to figure out who I am, I have deserted politics.

That's nice to know. But still, contesting elections when I was in school was something I never did, never. Even in my NYSC days, I never did. I was mainly appointed, but voted, never. Could never really stand the thought of being scrutinized by people, who don't even know why they've voting for you, in the first place.

Neyoor:
The pleasure is mine sire! Do not hesitate to pass your comments and your appraisals as regards the article.



Meanwhile, I remain optimistic and persevered till then.

I will definitely. That's something you can count on.

But still, I still can't fathom why you even contested in election, knowing fully well the precedent and antecedent of we Nigerians, especially the youths?

Neyoor:
That platform also has its' own unique importance that cannot be over-emphasized.



It has been delivered to your mail sir.



I won't mind having you on my list sire!

That's true. That's why I still haven't deactivated it.

Okay, when I'm done reading it, I'll reply with a link to my facebook profile, so you can add me, but I'm barely there, then you'll know my real name.

Thanks once again Neyoor.

Neyoor:
You are right bro. I have also lost an election before and I know how it feels to lose an election. It hurts, it makes one feel uncertain. It is an emotional rollercoaster ride!


Africans are fantastically corrupt and that is why even when election is fairly conducted yet, we always have the minds set that it was rigged. Our perception and orientation needs to be changed.


No problem bro, the article is actually available on my facebook note but I won't mind forwarding it to your mail if you so wish.

Thanks a lot. You can send it to JoeBlocks111@ygmail.com. But hey, how come you're not on my facebook friend list? Been thinking about deactivating it for some time now, since I'm here most of the time. Lol.

Oahray:
ah! Would be epic. How can I refuse? Please don't forget to mention me when it's time.

I don't enjoy competing for money though.

Then compete for pleasure. You can give the money to charity, should you win it. Lol.