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Romance › Re: How A Woman Sees The Man That Deflowers(disvirgined) Her by joseph1832(m): 2:32pm On Apr 15, 2015

prettythicksme:
yes op,i seconded u on what u wrote up there

So you are invariably telling us that you still have a soft spot for the guy who disvirgined you right? grin

Politics › Re: New York’s Empire State Lights Up For Missing Chibok Girls by joseph1832(m): 12:32pm On Apr 15, 2015

I dedicate "The Lost Children" by Michael Jackson to the missing Chibok girls!.

All this happened as a results of lackadaisical and bad governance!.

May they find peace wherever they are!!!.

Poems For Review › Re: The Underwater City by joseph1832(m): 12:25pm On Apr 15, 2015

AllNaijaBlogger:
Dedicated to joseph1832 for inspiring me to write more poems

Thanks for the dedication bro. Its good to see you leave the religion section for once. grin

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I love your poem though, but funny I don't remember Atlantians being mermaid and merman! Lol.

Any how there are so many tales regarding the lost city of Atlantis, many even liken it to be The Bermuda Triangle.

But really I love the poem, it can be viewed from two sides...

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Nairaland General › Re: 5 Guaranteed Ways To Become Famous On Nairaland (2015 Edition) by joseph1832(m): 2:39pm On Apr 14, 2015

AllNaijaBlogger:
We are saying the same thing. NL celebs are mostly from that section.

I know you are real. However, sensible people are not too many.

LMAO!. So true, but you can always detect the sensible ones from the dumb ones.

Its also a known fact that in reality, many Nigerians are not sensible. Not to mince words, many Nigerians are halfwits!. Why do I say so, because only an eediot would believe adding salt to water can cure Ebola!. Lmao.

Nairaland General › Re: 5 Guaranteed Ways To Become Famous On Nairaland (2015 Edition) by joseph1832(m): 12:24pm On Apr 14, 2015

AllNaijaBlogger:
You are my guy but....SHARRAP THERE!

Many nairaland celebs are fake people in real life.

There is no "real" on nairaland.

Bro you're wrong! I am "real". As real as you're reading this post right now!

Remember the Romance section is not the only section in Nairaland, that's where you have fake and childish people the most!. Pay a visit to jobs and vacancy, you will see a lot of real people there!.

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Nairaland General › Re: 5 Guaranteed Ways To Become Famous On Nairaland (2015 Edition) by joseph1832(m): 9:30am On Apr 14, 2015

You forgot the most important one, BEING REAL!!!.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 2:21pm On Apr 10, 2015

Creamish:
I b old school naaaaaa....haba... Im leaving d stage for our newbies...u know..fresh asa-nwas like Tohpaz & Sandrahnaub..

LOL. See the stylish way you take remove yourself grin

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Tohpaz is pretty young oh!. Gurl if your contesting I'll give you my support if you want it. Just cos of creamish that is... From one old school to another old school LOL. Besides, you'll have experience on your side!. Trust me!. wink

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 1:56pm On Apr 10, 2015

Creamish:
No need bae... its all fun. Besides, im sure ul have loads of support. Go ahead n accept.

I nominate creamish.

www.nairaland.com/creamish.

Let's see you go ahead and accept, or you don't want to have fun?. Besides, I and you know you'll have more support than you crave for. grin

Health › Re: See The Consequences Of Female self-service by joseph1832(m): 9:54pm On Apr 09, 2015

missdebs:
nature just has to be against the female gender all the time? Puhleease

Lol! Ya think? Happy birthday!.

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Poems For Review › The Cloud Nine by joseph1832(op): 5:29pm On Apr 09, 2015

Seeing the cloud nine
With so much adrenaline
Placing me on the skyline
Makes me feel like Ninestein
In the midst of my concubine
Together we shine
Like suns entwine
Shining to outshine
All who whine
In the midst of our divine.

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Politics › Re: Fashola Addresses Lagosians On Saturday's Governorship Election by joseph1832(m): 3:03pm On Apr 09, 2015

CR77:
Jimi Agbaje is the best candidate i know

Pls Hit like 4 Jimi Agbaje Share 4 Akinwunmi Ambode

Sorry oh! I AM BODE aka Ambode seems to be stealing your show! Lol. grin

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 3:00pm On Apr 09, 2015

dechandel:
I thought so
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Of course you did! That's why you said you've seen it all!. shocked

Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by joseph1832(m): 11:37am On Apr 09, 2015

Seun:
treasury bills are better than fgn bonds and both are risk free. Stocks have the potential for much higher returns, but are more risky as well.

So which of them is risk free?. Each time I hear stocks/bonds or anything that has to do with capital market, The global financial crises comes to my mind!.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 11:18am On Apr 09, 2015

redhook:
....lol @ oga joseph! Na pastor I be for our holy church of g unit! I hope u will attend our next shiloh? sin no more brother!

Bros which pattern na! I see you represent well!. Lol!. Nothing does you bro! Easy eh!.

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Politics › Re: Danjuma: Ojukwu Should’ve Conceded To Save Lives by joseph1832(m): 11:11am On Apr 09, 2015

People will just write epistles about this and that without knowing the workings of what really went on behind the scene.

Any day, any time I wholeheartedly support Ojukwu's stance of not filtering to assuage sectarian oppressors!. Ojukwu has my respect any day, any time!.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 11:01am On Apr 09, 2015

redhook:
.......he he! U like? Its modified though!

AKs are illegal in Nigeria and some countries!. Its also standard issue for security personnel in Nigeria. You carry beards! So I believe you're not a security operative. Unless you're in intelligence... So my man what on Earth are you doing with an AK? grin

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 10:49am On Apr 09, 2015

dechandel:

Chai..
I have seen it all

Trust me, you haven't! grin

Romance › Re: Ladies, Do You Sometimes Wish It's "Acceptable" To Ask A Guy Out? by joseph1832(m): 10:04am On Apr 09, 2015

AndreRose:
Honestly, yeah. But I can't do it. The least I can do is to give you green light, nothing more. I once had a crush on a guy but couldn't bring myself to ask him out,luckily for me the guy likes me too.
Guys can be funny atimes, once they sense you like them would they start misbehaving and would take you for granted.

Hmm, this sounds pretty much like what a typical Nigerian girl does!.

Celebrities › Re: Ice Prince Hangs Out With DJ Cuppy At Jay Z's Office [see Photos] by joseph1832(m): 9:49am On Apr 09, 2015

temitemi1:
Hard work!

Bros what happened to GEJ till 2019? Abi mouth don dey pain you? Lol. grin

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 7:54am On Apr 08, 2015

UjSizzle:
It is hard work to look pleasant!

Says who? If you think its hard work to look pleasant, I wonder what you'll say to someone who studied hard and came out with a first class in his Bsc and Msc?!.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 9:09pm On Apr 07, 2015

GhostProtocol:
in the shell? Lmao!

Dude, I believe you have ea what I'm talking about?. Lol.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 7:18pm On Apr 07, 2015

GhostProtocol:
Damn, I should have chosen that name, GhostRecon. That's a sweet name, maybe my next alt moniker.

You can even consider Ghost In The Shell!. Lol.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 6:22pm On Apr 07, 2015

GhostProtocol:
Why can't all these angry birds simply let go

Damn, the thread is about a beauty contest, not who has the harshest tongue.

I just may withdraw that AMG prize, due to the lack of focus and direction exhibited on here!

So if par adventure you withdrew your AMG price, will your moniker change from GhostProtocol to GhostRecon?.

Politics › Re: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by joseph1832(m): 5:10pm On Apr 05, 2015

Kryx:
The apparent price of kerosene is not on either search machine

....Go to the field (filling station) to get your facts

Dude, obviously, you're lost!

Politics › Re: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by joseph1832(m): 1:37pm On Apr 05, 2015

luvinhubby:
Grow up, google is your friend.

Oh you mean Wikipedia? cheesy

Politics › Re: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by joseph1832(m): 9:38am On Apr 05, 2015

luvinhubby:
Because some airlines use it in the place of aviation fuel, they are very similar.

Dude, like seriously? grin

Politics › Re: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by joseph1832(m): 7:29am On Apr 05, 2015

irunoobo:
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Buhari should prosecute those thieves even tho they sell for 10 naira[/size]

Yep sometimes I even wonder how come Kerosene is actually more expensive than petrol, when we all know that those who use it are basically the masses!.

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Politics › Re: Funny Post By A Guy If Buhari Wins Presidential Election by joseph1832(m): 7:20am On Apr 05, 2015

Such a shame!. Insulting the womb that nurtured you because you believe you have the power of telling what will happen tomorrow!.

Romance › Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by joseph1832(m): 2:55pm On Apr 04, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
I don't lie about my age.
Very proud of my age and how far I have come.

Why shall I lie?
Why should he even ask gaan?

Instead of lying, I have a habit of saying "that's classified" or jokingly ask "e concern youuu?"

I see you're back from sabbatical!. Hope you enjoyed it? grin

Poems For Review › Re: NEPA Smiles by joseph1832(op): 10:44am On Apr 04, 2015

Poetic device guys... Remember a poet doesn't have to follow the basic rule of English language!.

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Pastors Who Predicted 2015 Elections Outcome Woefully by joseph1832(m): 9:44pm On Apr 03, 2015

Adek15:
you should ask yourselves why are Muslims leaders not prophesying/predicting about this election

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