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RomanceRe: Ladies, Is It Wrong For A Guy To Get Your Digit Behind You by joseph1832(m): 9:48pm On Apr 15, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
No.
Not wrong @ all.

I think the major problem is just that feeling of insecurity.
We keep wondering what part of our profile the "directory" must have downloaded to you (the guy).

Y'know how guys are,e.g_ "take this girl's number, if you fit get her ehn...10k".

In a situation where the directory happens to be someone we trust and feel comfortable with, we wouldn't have much problem with it.

Not every guy is bold, we know that : though we all appreciate the chase.
That's why you guys have all the propensity to do shakara and thus misbehave even when you know you dig the guy!.
PoliticsRe: Photo:gov,abiola Ajimobi Replaces Transformer Removed By Teslim Folarin by joseph1832(m): 2:43pm On Apr 15, 2015
temitemi1:
Thanks to folarin for bringing their suffering to ajumobi's notice. GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my ROLE MODEL!!
And defeat will be your ultimate demise. LOSER!!!. LMAO.
PoliticsRe: Photo:gov,abiola Ajimobi Replaces Transformer Removed By Teslim Folarin by joseph1832(m): 2:38pm On Apr 15, 2015
midolian:
Mehn! see finishing..politically, I see the remover of the transformer, finished.
Bros according to mortal kombat, this is a Flawless Victory, Fatality!!!.
RomanceRe: How A Woman Sees The Man That Deflowers(disvirgined) Her by joseph1832(m): 2:32pm On Apr 15, 2015
prettythicksme:
yes op,i seconded u on what u wrote up there cheesy
So you are invariably telling us that you still have a soft spot for the guy who disvirgined you right? grin
PoliticsRe: New York’s Empire State Lights Up For Missing Chibok Girls by joseph1832(m): 12:32pm On Apr 15, 2015
I dedicate "The Lost Children" by Michael Jackson to the missing Chibok girls!.

All this happened as a results of lackadaisical and bad governance!.

May they find peace wherever they are!!!.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Underwater City by joseph1832(m): 12:25pm On Apr 15, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:
Dedicated to joseph1832 for inspiring me to write more poems
Thanks for the dedication bro. Its good to see you leave the religion section for once. grin.

I love your poem though, but funny I don't remember Atlantians being mermaid and merman! Lol.

Any how there are so many tales regarding the lost city of Atlantis, many even liken it to be The Bermuda Triangle.

But really I love the poem, it can be viewed from two sides...
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Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Guaranteed Ways To Become Famous On Nairaland (2015 Edition) by joseph1832(m): 2:39pm On Apr 14, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:
We are saying the same thing. NL celebs are mostly from that section.



I know you are real. However, sensible people are not too many.
LMAO!. So true, but you can always detect the sensible ones from the dumb ones.

Its also a known fact that in reality, many Nigerians are not sensible. Not to mince words, many Nigerians are halfwits!. Why do I say so, because only an eediot would believe adding salt to water can cure Ebola!. Lmao.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Guaranteed Ways To Become Famous On Nairaland (2015 Edition) by joseph1832(m): 12:24pm On Apr 14, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:
You are my guy but....SHARRAP THERE! grin

Many nairaland celebs are fake people in real life.


There is no "real" on nairaland.
Bro you're wrong! I am "real". As real as you're reading this post right now!

Remember the Romance section is not the only section in Nairaland, that's where you have fake and childish people the most!. Pay a visit to jobs and vacancy, you will see a lot of real people there!.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Guaranteed Ways To Become Famous On Nairaland (2015 Edition) by joseph1832(m): 9:30am On Apr 14, 2015
You forgot the most important one, BEING REAL!!!.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 2:21pm On Apr 10, 2015
Creamish:
I b old school naaaaaa....haba... Im leaving d stage for our newbies...u know..fresh asa-nwas like Tohpaz & Sandrahnaub.. cheesy
LOL. See the stylish way you take remove yourself grin.

Tohpaz is pretty young oh!. Gurl if your contesting I'll give you my support if you want it. Just cos of creamish that is... From one old school to another old school LOL. Besides, you'll have experience on your side!. Trust me!. wink
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 1:56pm On Apr 10, 2015
Creamish:
No need bae... its all fun. Besides, im sure ul have loads of support. Go ahead n accept. wink
I nominate creamish.

www.nairaland.com/creamish.

Let's see you go ahead and accept, or you don't want to have fun?. Besides, I and you know you'll have more support than you crave for. grin grin grin
HealthRe: See The Consequences Of Female self-service by joseph1832(m): 9:54pm On Apr 09, 2015
missdebs:
nature just has to be against the female gender all the time? Puhleease
Lol! Ya think? Happy birthday!.
Poems For ReviewThe Cloud Nine by joseph1832(op): 5:29pm On Apr 09, 2015
Seeing the cloud nine
With so much adrenaline
Placing me on the skyline
Makes me feel like Ninestein
In the midst of my concubine
Together we shine
Like suns entwine
Shining to outshine
All who whine
In the midst of our divine.
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PoliticsRe: Fashola Addresses Lagosians On Saturday's Governorship Election by joseph1832(m): 3:03pm On Apr 09, 2015
CR77:
Jimi Agbaje is the best candidate i know

Pls Hit like 4 Jimi Agbaje Share 4 Akinwunmi Ambode
Sorry oh! I AM BODE aka Ambode seems to be stealing your show! Lol. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 3:00pm On Apr 09, 2015
dechandel:
I thought so grin grin
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Of course you did! That's why you said you've seen it all!. shocked
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by joseph1832(m): 11:37am On Apr 09, 2015
Seun:
treasury bills are better than fgn bonds and both are risk free. Stocks have the potential for much higher returns, but are more risky as well.
So which of them is risk free?. Each time I hear stocks/bonds or anything that has to do with capital market, The global financial crises comes to my mind!.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 11:18am On Apr 09, 2015
redhook:
....lol @ oga joseph! Na pastor I be for our holy church of g unit! I hope u will attend our next shiloh? sin no more brother!
Bros which pattern na! I see you represent well!. Lol!. Nothing does you bro! Easy eh!.
PoliticsRe: Danjuma: Ojukwu Should’ve Conceded To Save Lives by joseph1832(m): 11:11am On Apr 09, 2015
People will just write epistles about this and that without knowing the workings of what really went on behind the scene.

Any day, any time I wholeheartedly support Ojukwu's stance of not filtering to assuage sectarian oppressors!. Ojukwu has my respect any day, any time!.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 11:01am On Apr 09, 2015
redhook:
wink.......he he! U like? Its modified though!
AKs are illegal in Nigeria and some countries!. Its also standard issue for security personnel in Nigeria. You carry beards! So I believe you're not a security operative. Unless you're in intelligence... So my man what on Earth are you doing with an AK? grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 10:49am On Apr 09, 2015
dechandel:
grin grin grin grin grin
Chai..
I have seen it all grin grin
Trust me, you haven't! grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, Do You Sometimes Wish It's "Acceptable" To Ask A Guy Out? by joseph1832(m): 10:04am On Apr 09, 2015
AndreRose:
Honestly, yeah. But I can't do it. The least I can do is to give you green light, nothing more. I once had a crush on a guy but couldn't bring myself to ask him out,luckily for me the guy likes me too.
Guys can be funny atimes, once they sense you like them would they start misbehaving and would take you for granted.
Hmm, this sounds pretty much like what a typical Nigerian girl does!.
CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince Hangs Out With DJ Cuppy At Jay Z's Office [see Photos] by joseph1832(m): 9:49am On Apr 09, 2015
temitemi1:
Hard work!
Bros what happened to GEJ till 2019? Abi mouth don dey pain you? Lol. grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 7:54am On Apr 08, 2015
UjSizzle:
It is hard work to look pleasant! grin
Says who? If you think its hard work to look pleasant, I wonder what you'll say to someone who studied hard and came out with a first class in his Bsc and Msc?!.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 9:09pm On Apr 07, 2015
GhostProtocol:
in the shell? Lmao!
Dude, I believe you have ea what I'm talking about?. Lol.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 7:18pm On Apr 07, 2015
GhostProtocol:
Damn, I should have chosen that name, GhostRecon. That's a sweet name, maybe my next alt moniker.
You can even consider Ghost In The Shell!. Lol.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by joseph1832(m): 6:22pm On Apr 07, 2015
GhostProtocol:
Why can't all these angry birds simply let go huh

Damn, the thread is about a beauty contest, not who has the harshest tongue.

I just may withdraw that AMG prize, due to the lack of focus and direction exhibited on here!
So if par adventure you withdrew your AMG price, will your moniker change from GhostProtocol to GhostRecon?.
PoliticsRe: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by joseph1832(m): 5:10pm On Apr 05, 2015
Kryx:
The apparent price of kerosene is not on either search machine

....Go to the field (filling station) to get your facts
Dude, obviously, you're lost!
PoliticsRe: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by joseph1832(m): 1:37pm On Apr 05, 2015
luvinhubby:
Grow up, google is your friend. lipsrsealed
Oh you mean Wikipedia? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by joseph1832(m): 9:38am On Apr 05, 2015
luvinhubby:
Because some airlines use it in the place of aviation fuel, they are very similar.
Dude, like seriously? grin
PoliticsRe: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by joseph1832(m): 7:29am On Apr 05, 2015
irunoobo:
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Buhari should prosecute those thieves even tho they sell for 10 naira
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Yep sometimes I even wonder how come Kerosene is actually more expensive than petrol, when we all know that those who use it are basically the masses!.
PoliticsRe: Funny Post By A Guy If Buhari Wins Presidential Election by joseph1832(m): 7:20am On Apr 05, 2015
Such a shame!. Insulting the womb that nurtured you because you believe you have the power of telling what will happen tomorrow!.

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