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SmartFaces:
Hahaha! I don't know how old she is because I did not ask.

But you can be funny you know!

How can I be funny? And what did I do/say that made you say that?.

SmartFaces:
Thanks alot friend, she is following this thread too, and am sure she is learning.

Happy weekend and please do stay positive. Enjoy.

Thanks. Please kindly tell, just how old is the guys mom?.

Redoil:
Are the parent member of of APC

Are your parents members/permanent resident in Uselu Psychiatric Hospital?.

midolian:
in fact, you av said it all..FFK doesn't deserve a millisecond out of their time. Buh I think they are jst doing this for the sake of the Gullible Nigerians. There are some pple that, out of sentimental attachment (to PDP) or gullibility, believes everything that comes from FFK's gap tooth.

Like I said, anyone who truly believes FFK's rantings truly needs brain surgery.

This is a man who openly came out and said he slept with a former most beautiful girl. Any man who can do that should never be taken seriously.

I wonder why the APC is taking Fani Kayode seriously. Even my 4 year old cousin knows he is a liar. I asked him yesterday to tell me who a liar is to my surprise he said Fani... Kayode!.

The guy is a schizophrenic fiend!.

MuhdG:
the wwe champion of the world is brock lesner

Here comes the Pain: Brock Lesner!. What happened to Randy Orton? Thought he was the WWE champion?.

Who is the world heavy weight champion now?.

So who's the current WWE champion and the world heavy weight champion?.

SmartFaces:
She is my client and this is the story.

He is 36years of age, still lives with his mum, feels very lazy and scared to do anything for himself to generate income, depends on his mum for virtually everything because she is rich, had never taken any form of responsibility what so ever, yet he wants to marry her.

Can he make a good husband and father considering the fact that he is so so lazy?

Can he give anything whether love, money, take responsibility, just name it considering the fact that he has been on the receiving side from childhood till now?

Can he be romantic enough and be good on bed, considering the fact that he forms to be so churchy and righteous...He spends all his time in the church and other religious gatherings.

More so she does not love him or even have an atom of feeling for him, but he said "The Holy Spirit Ministered to him, that she is his wife"

What should she do?

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Funny how people use the Holy Spirit to tell all sort of lies these days.

Lemme understand your friend here. She wants to depend (marry) on someone who depends on someone else. What sort of thing is this dependency theory?.

A man who can't take responsibility at age 36 will not be a good father and husband!. And she's also have to play slave to the mother in law because she provides and pay all the bills.

My advice to your friend OP, she should look for another man immediately!!!.

RichDad1:
Barcanista AKA cyber-Shao Khan.

LMAO! You could have said cyber Tshang Tsung! That will suit him more.

Fortunately the BBC is not AIT! This is what true journalism is about, asking potent question that broders on the lives and well being of a country and her citizens.

Come March 28, GEJ will frown the frown of all frowns.

Kudos to the BBC for exposing and showing just how corrupt and lame this government is.

Oahray:
em... I'm not exactly a poet. I am a lover of poems, and once in a while I try to imitate poets.

I hear the classes are back.

It is!. Anyway thanks for the chit chat!.

Oahray:
can't remember sire. Why?

Almost all the poets have gone on ghost mode.

Laykorn seem to have vanished!. I was really doing a very great and awesome job.

Oahray:
Mood swing

Dude when was the last time you dropped a poem?.

Lala247:
Haba theres more to life than sex u know lol

Ya think?

I never ever thought I would ever see Jackie Chan complain....

Well prostitution is not only synonymous to Edo girls alone. Its everywhere in the country.

The amount of brothels and strip clubs springing up actually shows that girls are really willing to sell their goody bags as long as anyone can afford it!.

midolian:
So? Is anything wrong with that? He chose to call her a professor.., And so f*ckin wat? I may decide to call you a "dickhead" for creating this kinda thread. It doesn't mean u r really a dickhead buh ur behaviour @ the moment reminds me of "dickheads".

If he had said Professor Mr Osinbajo to Mrs Osinbajo, then, I would have said something is wrong!.

I've learnt to ignore this kind of threads long ago. May be you should too.

sonOfLucifer:
It takes even more faith to believe a dead Jew took the blame for evil I didn't commit. Who send am?
Glory to Lucifer.

Can you kindly tell your own version why you were cast into hell? All we've been hearing is just one version. As the saying goes "there's always two side to a story".

Tolexander:
sorry o

the functions served and craved by some entities in nigeria are self contradictory nomenclaturally.

Why would a group tagged 'Society for Advancement' oppose to the introduction of technology(card reader) to our electoral process on the basis of an unwarranted assumption of disenfranchent, when w´ve be assured by the organiser.

I guess they've been touched by Jonathan's dollars.

midolian:
And you are the wife of the messiah? SMH

The messiah who stood idle and let Nigerians die in the hands of Boko Haram and those fools in Immigration.

What a messiah!. Lame dame without shred of common sense.

I've always maintain that parents should watch what they say and do in front of their kids.

Children have a habit of learning very quick and it basically stem from what they see. Even the kind of TV shows they watch molds their character and thinking.

Tolexander:
Pope, please help us to tell them to stop collecting bribes and envelopes from the politicians.

Even if the pope does tell them this, they will still go ahead and collect the envelopes!.

The lame dame Patience Jonathan will never seize to amaze me. Whenever she opens her mouth, the level of her stupidity just keeps spilling out.

mobuch:
FO L

Yahoo boy how far na? Shey maga don pay?. You own na to dey scam up and down Nairaland! Shey you still dey Norway? Abi na Kontagora you dey now?

rokiatu:
If you was dumb enough to have unprotected sex when you are not ready for a child yet then your stupidity is beyond measure. My only advice is to stop wasting time thinking so much and go look for any kind of work for that matter even if you have to clean shoes. You are going to be a father congrats in advance. When you was hitting it raw and enjoying yourself, you didn't think about this day abi? When you was c..umming in her, you had no idea there was a thing call,pregnancy right? And the morning after you and your dumb gf couldn't think of a thing call "the morning after pill" ni? Well you see God give us a brain for a reason, if you can't think and make logical decisions you will be left to face the consequences.

Welcome to the real world.

Rokiatu with respect to the embolden, can you please give me the name of any 'morning pill' a girl is suppose to take after having un protected sex?

Seun my respect for you increases by the day. The amount of ladies open threads and proclaiming their love for you is ever on the increase.

I remember, Julieee, now Ireneony but to name a few. And you've kept your cool ever since and stylishly tell them to "go to hell".

If you was b0rn2fuck, redbenson, poweredcom, renegade147 and a host of others, menh! I tell you your traffic will increase tremendously because the amount of ladies openly threads and screaming "I Bleep me run away" will be on per second billing.

Bro, truly any man who could keep his cool while babes run helter skelter for them deserve a thumbs up!.

*Hope say you no dey do backyard runs sha?*

Ifeann:
Loool... Dude dude ... Wait a minute. Empiree u think posting pics of a bearded man with long hair offends me or will make me stop talking about Mohammed.. Loool. U are a clown.

So you're the chick he's been speaking of!. I don't have any recollection about reading your posts about Islam.

Empiree, you should know that yourself and this Ifean character are one and the same. You're both militants who waste no time in shoving your religious opinions down people throat!!!.

b0rn2fuck:
a guy called Mobuch has been telling everyone on nairaland that he slept with you, this is blackmailing or else he eventually did. I would have pm you but my pm iss not going anymore. This matter no concern but as per na rokiatu, the tin go pain me for body small

Bros no tell me say you don dey take that yeye scallywag mobuch seriously oh! Everybody no say him na fool for her and him sabi lie. Check him profile you go see say him say na Norway him base when him tell us say him dey Owerri dey do TAN work for Jonathan.

Mobuch too dey lie. No take am serious.