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PoliticsRe: "Buhari Is An Old Plane Parked For Too Long" – Ahmadu Ali by joseph1832(m): 8:01am On Dec 17, 2014
Now why didn't the OBJ or someone on his pay roll get a court injunction stopping the launch of this book?. Seeing that all the achievements listed there will be nothing more than arrant ranting and blowing of his own trumpet!.
HealthRe: How To Lower Your Sex Drive by joseph1832(m): 7:53am On Dec 17, 2014
I see. Now I know why my libido is always on overdrive.

OVERDRIVE ACCELERATES!!!.
RomanceRe: Stop Discussing The Ladies Or Guys You Bleeped With Friends. by joseph1832(m): 10:57pm On Dec 16, 2014
There's a saying "boys will be boys" and "girls will be girls". For me, I believe its outrightly rude when a guy 'kiss and tell', shows the guy doesn't have courtesy. Same goes for girls who do the likes.
Poems For ReviewWill Today Be My Day?. by joseph1832(op): 10:32pm On Dec 16, 2014
Hi Tex, How are you?
My name is Joe
And I sow my Hoe.

I plough the land
Looking for Rand.
I sow seeds
Reaping fruits.

Might I ask
For your hand
So we can stand
And Understand each other?.

Cc:
Texanomaly
PoliticsRe: Inec Releases Total Number Of Eligible Voters For 6 Geo Political Zone by joseph1832(m): 7:04pm On Dec 16, 2014
Truly GEJ chances of winning is really slim (in a sane society). Though I know we don't live in a sane society.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: If You're In Lagos, Unemployed And You Have Nothing Doing, Then You're Lazy. by joseph1832(m): 6:57pm On Dec 16, 2014
rationalmind:
Those are not my words but the words of my boss.

What do you think?
Your boss is a certified morbid mofo! I bet he's one of those bosses who owe his employees salary.

#NoOffense
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Things Nairalanders Should Stop Doing by joseph1832(m): 2:46pm On Dec 16, 2014
Stop opening threads about top 10 signs to know you are a virgin, 15 reasons why guys lie, 12 reasons why boys fight, 55 reasons why girls squirt bla bal bla.
Christianity EtcRe: Again, TB Joshua Missing At Building Collapse Hearing by joseph1832(m): 2:39pm On Dec 16, 2014
mohims:
Hear your silly self. You are the most senseless person I've ever seen! I think your brain is in ur anus!
Have you seen me before mofo? Where? How and when? Your stupidity knows no bounds fool when you open your vocal cavity and spew inane comments!.

Read your comment "you are the most senseless person I've ever seen". and your mouth is in your pudenda! Scallywag of the federal republic.
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by joseph1832(m): 1:50pm On Dec 16, 2014
texanomaly:
Why do I feel like I'm talking to that creepy little guy, with the ring, in "Lord of the Rings" every time you type? undecided
Smiggle!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Again, TB Joshua Missing At Building Collapse Hearing by joseph1832(m): 1:10pm On Dec 16, 2014
pweetixandy:
We know he orchestrated d collapse of d building,we know he knows the ogas at the top,we know he doesn't care about what d coroner says. Ur day of reckoning is fast approching angry
Yes ke! Being friends with the president play a major role you know.
Christianity EtcRe: Again, TB Joshua Missing At Building Collapse Hearing by joseph1832(m): 1:07pm On Dec 16, 2014
Why am I not surprised! He's a man of God with many minions... If it was baba sikira who was absent in court we all know what will happen to him.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by joseph1832(m): 12:43pm On Dec 16, 2014
Laykorn how far about the assignment. Abi ur fone done crash again?.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m):
wabbyland:
Hope its never too late to sign up
You sound like Lord Temple: "Its is never too late for the master of time".
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Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 11:58pm On Dec 15, 2014
ROZZAYY:
Ok ok thank u, make it very extra romantic. Don't mind joseph he s just j****** but I have his medicine.
Like hell you do!.
RomanceRe: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by joseph1832(m): 11:56pm On Dec 15, 2014
tosyne2much:
mind you, not only make up a man

What makes up a man cannot be overemphasized
In a country like Nigeria, except we want to kid ourselves, money is the locus classicus of it all, all others fall into place.

If you want to broaden your scope outside Nigeria, then I agree with you, but Naija wise, the sooner you realize that money plays a gargantuan role in our everyday life, the better for you.

Tosyne2much, might I ask what you do for a living?.
RomanceRe: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by joseph1832(m): 11:48pm On Dec 15, 2014
tosyne2much:
This is a FP material jhor

11. When you start seeing beyond the kitty-cat and bosom of a lady


12. When you can help a lady financially without thinking of getting under her skirt


13. When you stop causing problems, booking unnecessary space and derailing every thread in the section


14. When you stop hiding indecency on your laptop or mobile phone
The one and only sign that you are a man: When you are financially independent!. All others fall into place.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 11:45pm On Dec 15, 2014
ROZZAYY:
Weeps profusely*
Pele.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 11:34pm On Dec 15, 2014
ROZZAYY:
Joseph! Warridat na. Oya help me compose a poem in his name, lemme read it to him wen he wakes up tmoro. Plsssss. Laykorn help me beg.
Even if MutaBaruka begs me to compose that poem, I'll give him an emphatic NO!!!.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 11:33pm On Dec 15, 2014
laykorn:
Bros. Wetin I do na huh
I'm asking if you're signing up as a student or a teacher. Ha!
Ayamlaykorn
Ayam just yanking your cord! Lol. Don't mind me.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 11:28pm On Dec 15, 2014
laykorn:
Lol. I'm talking about this thread. Not the rozay thing. Lol
Ayamlaykorn
The more reason why I said you should control your thoughts.

Be mindful my young padawan. Lol.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 11:25pm On Dec 15, 2014
laykorn:
Jose. Na teach you go teachhuh
Ayamlaykorn
Control your thoughts my young padawan!.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 11:24pm On Dec 15, 2014
ROZZAYY:
Thank u dear. Ill come later for d class, I nid dem to mesmerize lagunna.
OMG!. That dude again?. Gosh I get fed up each time I see that moniker.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 11:18pm On Dec 15, 2014
laykorn:
@bolded. Who can see what I can see huh
Ayamlaykorn
Your eyes are yours and yours alone.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 11:17pm On Dec 15, 2014
ROZZAYY:
Eeeerm nice but I prefer private coaching. Joseph1832 will gimme dat. *sekems out*
Yea right!.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 10:30pm On Dec 15, 2014
pDude:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Threads like this is the reason why Linda ikeji is buying Range Rover jeep and wearing 1 million naira dress and Seun is still charging for adverts on nairaland at the rate of N150 per week cheesy grin grin
Comments like yours show reasons that you know absolutely nothing about art!.
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