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RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by joseph1832(m): 10:39am On Aug 10, 2024
EreluRoz:
It is how ubunja stylishly left the redpill having realized it's rubbish for me.

Ubunja is a married man with kids, I pity Martinez and his cohorts for blindly following him
You sef, I'm starting to believe you like it here oh. Lol
CareerRe: Man Shares The Gay Joke That Got Him Fired From His Job (photos & Video) by joseph1832(m): 10:30am On Aug 10, 2024
Glimpsetv:
A man was fired from his job after making a joke, which you’re about to hear in this video.

According to the man, he made a joke about how gay people fart compared to how straight people fart, and his boss was offended and fired him.

We are sharing this video to caution you about the types of jokes you make, especially in your workplace or public spaces.

You never know who might not take it as a joke and could take action with serious repercussions.

While you might find the joke hilarious, it's important to remember that someone lost their job because of it.

Now, watch the video and feel free to share your thoughts in the comments section.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=386mjACMteI
what's the point in this without letting us to even hear the joke, with that instrumental in the background.
CelebritiesRe: Hulk Hogan Considering Legal Action Over Movie About His Sex Tape Scandal by joseph1832(m): 9:09am On Aug 10, 2024
Lol. So Batman and Jason Bourne are up to no good.
RomanceRe: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by joseph1832(m): 11:47am On Aug 09, 2024
Lol. It's good the girl ignored him, because it's obvious the guy is the type who doesn't spend on women.
CelebritiesRe: Sunny Ade, Tee-Mac, Oritz Wiliki & Kenny Ogungbe Visit Onyeka Onwenu's Family by joseph1832(m): 11:39am On Aug 09, 2024
Ishilove:
We are living in a generation of weak and shallow minded individuals who get easily 'offended' by the most mundane things.
I'm almost losing hope. Everything seem bleak, with the way this set of people reason and hold everyone to ransom with their foolish beliefs.

It's as if we are in a kind of zombie apocalypse, were this individuals who have brains but can't use it, are the zombies...
I wonder what was the inspiration behind those KKK themed masks
I have no idea. Perhaps when I see him around, I'll ask him.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 11:34am On Aug 09, 2024
SOZINN:
Lol where did you pick these buzzwords you're ranting?
NaijaMemes:
Which back to back office bombs? After, you will accuse me of posting nonsense.

What do you call Dr Strange MOM, Spiderman No way home, Across the spiderverse?

Yes, marvel had a few bombs eg Eternals, the marvels and atman quantum but not back to back seeing that they hit more than miss.....

You keep repeating the nonsense that you hear on this thread without validating the facts first.
It doesn't take much to trigger this guys, does it? grin
RomanceRe: Throwback Video Of Cross-dresser “Area Mama” Allegedly Murdered In Abuja (Vid) by joseph1832(m): 10:50pm On Aug 08, 2024
officialwdhtv:
Throwback video of popular Abuja Cross-dresser “Area Mama” allegedly murdered in Abuja last night.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yawS0w3xIB4

Popular Nigerian Crossdresser, Abuja Area Mama, has been reportedly killed by yet-to-be-identified persons in Abuja.

His lifeless body was found by the roadside as he was allegedly beaten to death.

Few months ago she was attacked by an unknown person who stabbed her.

#wetindeyhappentv
I was told there are many gay Nigerians out there, who are more perverted than what you can possible imagine. Now listening to this man talk, chai!!!
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 10:43pm On Aug 08, 2024
armadeo:
Guy I typed a long epistle and realised it was all spoilers and had to delete it. That's how excited I was.

Omo worth the watch all day everyday and I'll get it for permanent storage once its on the high seas.

About hitting billion soon.
as in, I honestly forgot about plot or anything that has to do with the movie. I just focused on the mindless action, the gore, humor and of course, Deadpool being a total asshole.

I'm sure Marvel will heave a sigh of relief with this, judging from their back to back epic box office bomb.
CelebritiesRe: Sunny Ade, Tee-Mac, Oritz Wiliki & Kenny Ogungbe Visit Onyeka Onwenu's Family by joseph1832(m): 10:37pm On Aug 08, 2024
Ishilove:
When I saw this man I marked with green, the song below started playing loudly in my head, driving out every thought. As someone in the link commented,


I agree totally.

Heart of Stone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcO_9MDXgHU?si=W9bSJTK3qEmLqfjE
If this video was shot in this era, I tell you, social media miscreants would have attacked it and label Orits Wiliki a cultist or even a member of illuminati or whatever nonsense their lazy mind can conjure. Oh, let's not forget our moslem brothers who might actually threaten Orits Wiliki for using that Islamic chant.

The music video is pure art and it still makes a whole lot of sense, even till today.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 10:24pm On Aug 08, 2024
And you had to quote me twice to say something useless. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ohanenye disrupts event in Abuja, orders Arrest Of Organiser For 'impersonation' by joseph1832(m): 8:50pm On Aug 08, 2024
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 6:53pm On Aug 08, 2024
armadeo:
I feel you.

The Calverine and blade almost made me pass out .

Had to delete all I've typed cos it was all spoilers . Lucky guys
"Some motherfuckers are still trying to Ice Skate uphill". Lmao.

I immediately thought of JeromeBlack/Naijamemes when I watched that scene. Lmfao.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Celebrates Release From The Prison With Boat Cruise Party by joseph1832(m): 3:27pm On Aug 07, 2024
fojjosh:
But why dem no opened any of that Hennessy ?
Thank you. E be like all na for show off. Lol
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Celebrates Release From The Prison With Boat Cruise Party by joseph1832(m): 3:27pm On Aug 07, 2024
Chommy123:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN5-2Jruq2A?si=PowL3E0aKKAM0JWn
Is it just me or did anybody notice the bottles of Hennessey isn't even open. 🤨
RomanceRe: Man’s Response To Girlfriend Demanding N250k Monthly Frm N800k Salary Goes Viral by joseph1832(m): 12:56pm On Aug 07, 2024
No need saying too much, Kunle is to blame for even giving the girl 80k when she's not mentally handicapped.

He should give her the money and stop bothering us, since he allowed himself to be made a first class wimp. Like how in the world will I agree to start paying a girl salary just because she's my girlfriend. This is the reason I stay far away from any girl who even dare make such stupid demand from me.

It's a pity.
PoliticsRe: Ismail Mohammed: Army To Pay Condolence Visit To Family Of Protester In Zaria by joseph1832(m): 10:27am On Aug 07, 2024
Good
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 10:14am On Aug 07, 2024
michigang:
Die Hard 2 10/10
Wow...wow..wow
Bruce Willis is a legend of legends. The way he fought his way through myriads of kill mongering baddies deserves a standing ovation. It was 2 hours of thrills and kills leaving my heart in your mouth. I felt terrible for the one plane that crashed. Innocent lives lost. Those terrorists are inhuman. My best scene was when John McClane tried to prevent the unlucky plane from landing in a last ditch effort. Waving two distress flares. He really tried
I think I'm going to rewatch the 1st movie. It's been ages I watched it.
SportsRe: Annette Nneka Echikunwoke Wins Silver For USA After Nigeria Frustrated Her by joseph1832(m): 9:32am On Aug 07, 2024
Built2last:
The FIRST American woman to medal in Olympic hammer throw! 🥈

Annette Nneka Echikunwoke has made history.

She came to represent Nigeria in Tokyo 2020, but her dream was ruined by the body in charge of athletes. She and 12 other athletes were affected. Nigeria was not able to pay for their drug tests so they were not allowed to participate.

She switched allegiance to the USA, and today she is an Olympic silver medalist.

She didn’t allow Nigeria to kill her dream.

Congratulations NNEKA



https://fij.ng/article/annette-echikunwoke-africas-hammer-record-holder-gives-us-olympic-glory-after-nigeria-failed-her/
Now in a country that knows what it's doing, those who failed to do the necessary things concerning her, would have been sacked. Now I won't be surprised if those same people are still working in that federation and still frustrating people who are suppose to make the country proud.

Bunch of useless lot.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 12:25am On Aug 07, 2024
Baddestguyp:
1. Helaena wins mother of the month for forgetting that Daemon ordered the beheading of her son Jaehaerys.
(Daemon is sworn to Rhaenyra so no excuse would fly here)
Daemon never ordered the killing of of that boy. He told them to kill Aemond, if you watch that scene again, he even warned them that Aemond is a good fighter, so they shouldn't underestimate him. They, (being idiots) mistook his stance of a son for a son as meaning any son will do.


2. Alicent from season 1 would actually do anything to protect her children. Now she is selling them out and accepting the murder of her children.
She also somehow forgot her grandson Jaehaerys existed and he doesn't count in "a son for a son"
Alicent would have done anything to protect her children when they were little and innocent. Now they're all grown up. One is stupid, the other is impulsive and suffers from massive inferiority complex, and the daughter is just a weakling that is good for nothing aside spreading her legs and birthing babies.

3. The writers telling us House of the Dragon is about the Rhaenyra and Alicent ship.
Forgive me for not understanding before that House of the Dragon is about "two women trying to figure it out"
Everybody obviously forgets the real devil so far, has been Otto Hightower, who has been plotting and plotting to plant his seed on the Iron Throne. This is what Alicent later realized when she approached Rhaenyra and was suing for peace.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 10:25pm On Aug 06, 2024
armadeo:
His time is over.
in other words, his time is not now.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 4:08pm On Aug 05, 2024
Classickj:
there is no download there
that's purple for you.
SportsRe: Olympic: Anthony Ammirati Who Went Viral For His Manhood Breaks Silence by joseph1832(m): 7:48am On Aug 05, 2024
EreluRoz:
Alright daddy GO
wink
SportsRe: Olympic: Anthony Ammirati Who Went Viral For His Manhood Breaks Silence by joseph1832(m): 7:43am On Aug 05, 2024
EreluRoz:
big big things ni mo like 😂😂😂😂 please let us pray.
alright. Now come inside my church. It'll be my pleasure to lead the prayer. Lol.
SportsRe: Olympic: Anthony Ammirati Who Went Viral For His Manhood Breaks Silence by joseph1832(m): 7:40am On Aug 05, 2024
EreluRoz:
I never lost focus it's just an ordinary question
you like big things eh? grin
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh In Car Purchase Mess, Destroys Dealer Office Despite Failure To Pay by joseph1832(m): 7:53pm On Aug 04, 2024
dailybuzzng:
Tonto Dike in Car Purchase Mess, Destroys Dealer's Office Fittings Despite Failure To Pay (FULL VIDEO)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxXnPO-bH5w?si=OffBCGD_Ud5Ub0ME

Nollywood star, Tonto Dike has been mired in fresh controversy following a credit car purchase from Abuja popular automobile brand, Skyewise Group.

Arising from her failure to complete payment as and when due, the drama queen invaded the office space of the dealer located in the Maitama area of Abuja and had a free-for-all with the company staff, going ahead to destroy multi million naira office fittings, including television sets.

A video of the dishonorable act has since gone viral, attracting severe criticism from social media users.

According to a viral video shared by influencer, Verydarkman, the Nollywood star was said to have purchased an N86m worth of car and made an advance payment of N30m and parted with the luxurious automobile.

According to him, despite her promise of making monthly payments for a period of three months to the dealer till the balance is completely liquidated, she refused and her balance of about N56m remained unpaid.

She was however said to have resumed payment after several persuasion seven months later, but this time in piecemeal.

After over one year, according to the source, the screen diva was still owning about N2m.

Things however went sour when she took the car for servicing from the place of purchase and she was reminded of her outstanding balance.

This did not however go down well with her as she lost her temper and engaged in physical combat with staff of the organization and went on rampage of property destruction.

Several appeal to douse her temper fell on the deaf ear. Even when the company CEO, Dr. Elvis Abuyere arrived, she reached for his jugular, assaulting him.

She followed it up with threat that she is connected and could go away with the act.

Verydarkman also criticized her for not demonstrating a good example as someone who had sought a public office.

Though no official statement has been made by the organization as at press time, as the case has been reported to the Nigerian police and possible legal actions to be taken by Skyewise Automobile company.

Recall that in 2023 election, Tonto Dike a divorcee had sought the office of the deputy governor of Rivers State but lost her bid.

Very fresh in our memories was the messy divorce with her ex husband Dr. Churchill who was subjected to several assaults and bullying which included breaking of his properties. With this situation its obvious that Churchill who is currently enjoying his new home is vindicated, same as her ex boyfriend Prince Kpokpogri.

https://www.abujapress.com/2024/08/tonto-dike-in-car-purchase-mess.html
Very razz woman. She's now showing who she is.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 6:18am On Aug 04, 2024
abduleez1:
HBO's Game of Thrones franchise.
disappointed. I was thinking they're going to do a series on The Long Night. Would have been mighty nice seeing The Night King again.
PoliticsRe: 8-Year-Old Girl, Emmanuela Joins Protesters In Ojota, Lagos by joseph1832(m): 10:47pm On Aug 03, 2024
AngelicBeing:
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you're an idiot.
PoliticsRe: 8-Year-Old Girl, Emmanuela Joins Protesters In Ojota, Lagos by joseph1832(m): 10:42pm On Aug 03, 2024
Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2e3Hi55Oeg?si=oti33aaVDNshfiKp
then your dad should enrol you in a public school. If he can't, why tha fvck did he give birth to you? How hard can it be.
FamilyRe: This Is What A Loving Family Looks Like. by joseph1832(m): 5:22pm On Aug 03, 2024
Thank God I have this kind of family. 🙏
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 10:13pm On Aug 02, 2024
larride:
Na this managing the situation better thay Tinubu has gotten wrong. I'll always say that removing that fuel subsidy on that first day is reckless and not well thought out. We are still suffering from the after effect till now.

The first 1 year of an administration is when the administration enjoy a little bit of goodwill but he eroded that goodwill in less than 1 month.

No matter how lofty your ideas are, you should be able to implement it in a way that wont turn everywhere into chaos.
Now this I wholeheartedly agree.

Nigeria is the kind of country that is full of bad belle and envious/jealous fvcks who will hate you and continue hating you, as long as they don't like you, even if you give them a ticket to heaven, they will collect it, call you a big fool, and continue hating you.

The summary here is, Nigeria is the kind of country you never let even your father or your mother, know your plan. Whatever you want to do, or plan doing, should be kept a secret and never told until it's done. Even after it's done, you still don't tell. The very reason those who japa don't tell anybody, even after they've japaed, they still don't tell....

I was totally appalled when Tinubu said "fuel subsidy is gone" chai!!! I mean, for a man as grounded in street credibility as Tinubu, I'm appalled he can make such a very foolish mistake. A mistake that that the country will likely not recover from.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 10:03pm On Aug 02, 2024
raumdeuter:
I remember one job interview it was at a bank. I met a guy there and we became friends

They were asking they called me in first and before I panel I was just serving my lamba then one of the interviewers just started to use me catch cruise

Later he asked why should we hire you, what are you bringing to this bank. I started my long winded rehearsed lines of being an engineer very good with numbers etc, he cut me short that there are already many engineers here, even one of the ED is an Engineer, then I pivoted that I can bring new innovative ideas, the guy just said to his fellow interviewers that see this boy oh. He just called us dundee, then I started backtracking and quickly knew I was on the wrong track. Later they eased on me and started laughing that there is no skill I'm bringing that at least 500 people don't have more. I didn't debate it

We pivoted and they started making fun of me that I'm too tall they don't have cubicles that will fit me

We left laughing and I was a little thrown off

The other guy we went together they asked him the same thing and he doubled down on how he can build an application that can replace flexcube blah blah. They ended laughing him out of the room

They knew we were all serving lamba but make it believable
bottom line, they'll still employ someone who will still serve them lamba.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Calls For Arrest, Prosecution Of Those Behind Threat Against Igbos by joseph1832(m): 9:44pm On Aug 02, 2024
Ibrahimcoomasie:
https://www.channelstv.com/2024/08/02/peter-obi-calls-for-arrest-prosecution-of-those-behind-genocidal-threat-against-igbos/
never surprise by the utterance from this man. He never seize to amaze me. He's calling for the immediate arrest, prosecution of those who threatened to do this and that to igbos, whole he kept mute on the looting and plundering being done by people who call themselves protesters. This is the man who wants to lead Nigerians? This same man who has never raised his voice to criticize IPOB or even Simon Ekpa for the untold, and wanton mayhem they are unleashing in the south east?

I fear this man, I no run. Chai!!!.

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