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Romance / Re: Having A Girlfriend Is A Total Waste Of Time!!! by josephcletus(m): 9:46pm On Nov 30, 2020
doggedfighter:
Why project your problem on people?

If you're dying you ask for help.

Many have boyfriends and girlfriends and it's been an exciting and rewarding experience for them.

Seek help if you need one.

Your last line though smiley

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Health / Re: 14-Year-Old Girl In Bad Condition After Giving Birth To 2nd Child In Akwa-Ibom by josephcletus(m): 3:34pm On Nov 27, 2020
As serious as this issue is, one eeediot is still relating it to IPOB?
wahala for who no get sense
Science/Technology / Re: Peregrine Falcon From Finland Killed In Delta State (Photos) by josephcletus(m): 3:32pm On Nov 27, 2020
Some people for this country MUST kill everything shaaaaaaaa.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ex Or Exes Text You Years Or Months Later To Say They Miss You? by josephcletus(m): 3:28pm On Nov 27, 2020
doggedfighter:
Love doesn't die as easily as we think.


Sometimes we go back memory lane and remember what our partners were once to us , in times like that we can't help but miss them.

I think being LONELY brings back such memories. I really can't be in the U.S and miss Iju-Ishaga

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ex Or Exes Text You Years Or Months Later To Say They Miss You? by josephcletus(m): 3:26pm On Nov 27, 2020
sometimes, they've tried to find a better replacement and really can't see any. Other times, it's one moment or action that triggers that memory back. To some, na 2k grin.....to others, na KONJI.

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Celebrities / Re: Nazo Ekezie Shoots Her Shot At Don Jazzy by josephcletus(m): 12:49pm On Nov 27, 2020
God please let someone shoot her shot(s) at me na. Abeg undecided
Romance / Re: Daily Hard Truth Guys Don't Know About Girls (thread) by josephcletus(m): 10:10pm On Nov 26, 2020
Preshieben:
The most dumbest thing I've read in centuries

Please, how can I like this your post again and Re-like it more?
Romance / Re: Smoking Weed Is The First Sign Of A Useless Boyfriend [true Or False] by josephcletus(m): 9:29pm On Nov 26, 2020
Where is @Slawomiir o
Celebrities / Re: The Secret To Stay Rich By Davido by josephcletus(m): 8:27pm On Nov 26, 2020
the only group of persons that wouldn't agree to this are those that would spoil the circle if they were to be in a circle that has been "empowered"
Science/Technology / Re: 20-Year-Old Man Built An Aircraft Training Replica In Adamawa (Photos) by josephcletus(m): 5:13pm On Nov 26, 2020
Sadly, he'll only receive Maye 20k and Photo session with one yeye Speaker or Senator.
Romance / Re: Do Women Still Fear God? by josephcletus(m): 5:11pm On Nov 26, 2020
You wey Don dey run matters from the days of Adam dey find God-fearing woman?
Mad o
Romance / Re: Are Women Now This Cheap??? by josephcletus(m): 5:04pm On Nov 26, 2020
Stop Objectifying women Abeg. Anybody that agrees to getting laid in exchange for something considered cheap is CHEAP.

Mind you, CHEAP is relative.

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Romance / Re: Have U Ever Bleep Ur Cousin? by josephcletus(m): 4:59pm On Nov 26, 2020
Mr Man, what exactly is your problem? Availability of Sex partner or Konji? Or maybe it's wisdom �
Politics / Re: What Buhari Told Atiku, Others At Signing Of Second Peace Accord by josephcletus(m): 4:22pm On Feb 13, 2019
Imortal001:
The president hit the nail on the head! nice speech there, from a real convert democrat.
4 + 4 no ni!
Sai buhari!
Lets wait and see, if atiku can buy his way into aso rock come febuhari 16.


So u think Buhari wrote the speech?

I am sure he didn't even contribute 2 lines of a complete sentence in that speech.



#IHateBubu
Politics / Re: Man Cries After Receiving APC "Next Level Garri" by josephcletus(m): 4:18pm On Feb 13, 2019
In this century, garri as what during campaign?



NB: In as much as I respect people's opinion on choice of candidate, I stand bold to say anyone who votes APC(BooBoo) come Feb 16 is an idiot.

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Celebrities / Re: #10yearschallenge: Tonto Dikeh Shares 10 Years Throwback Photo by josephcletus(m): 3:37pm On Jan 14, 2019
Natural vs Artificial grin grin grin
Romance / Re: "Don't Lose Your Husband Because Of Boyfriend"- Nigerian Lady Advises by josephcletus(m): 3:36pm On Jan 14, 2019
Who sabi wetin the girl bin see?
Religion / Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by josephcletus(m): 4:44pm On Dec 03, 2018
lele007:


I feel you bro. There are wolves in sheep's clothing, have always been and will be till Jesus comes; we can't purge them, or he would have told us to. They will always find 'market' in the world.

But about the poor, believe this: a dirt poor person who shares his bowl of soaked garri or his 2 kobo will have greater reward than some of these super rich who hand out huge donations out of millions in the account. Remember the widow's mite. I know God knows what he's doing; when he's done on judgement day everybody will clap for him. Let's focus on running our race

I feel you Sir. but you would get your reward if :

1. You are giving selflessly without expecting anything in return.

2. By giving, you reach out to someone who "appears to have none" either a preacher or whoever. Christ in the form of man appeared humble even when he wanted a favour from someone. Materially, He appeared just like person he wanted the favour from. .
Again, you are putting on a bend-down-select (Respect to everyone who sells or patronises them; me self dey follow wear), and you said you are giving to a Pastor who wears 300k cooperate wear. ..
Abeg, if you be Christ, I dey sure say to bless any of them sef no go hungry you
3. By giving, you glorify the name of the lord or his works.. For crying out loud, Jesus Christ reached out to many persons in need.
NB; He performed miracles to even support his empty pocket (in the form of man)... Since these men can't perform miracles to multiply food or our basics, then they can "show love" by doing the needful.

Not his works of the multimillion naira project.
Politics / Re: Buhari Wasn’t Cloned But Dead - Nnamdi Kanu Replies Lai Mohammed by josephcletus(m): 11:23am On Dec 03, 2018
Ray97:
So buhari died and jubril was brought to impersonate him..

in this 21st centuary?...
Ray97:
So buhari died and jubril was brought to impersonate him..

in this 21st centuary?...
Ray97:
So buhari died and jubril was brought to impersonate him..

in this 21st centuary?...

in this 21st century, animals perform rituals with MILLIONS OF NAIRA
Religion / Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by josephcletus(m): 11:17am On Dec 03, 2018
princfred:
It's a case of misfocus and mis-priority. But some peoples brain have been programmed to work like that - clutching straws and yarning dust.

as in ehn.....
Religion / Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by josephcletus(m): 11:17am On Dec 03, 2018
princfred:
You have said it all only ...plus.... and the person has the guts to push you to a government they know very well is more interested in themselves if you cough the wrong way while asking them to do the Christianity as it was and written.


Infact i wont comment again due to this your post being enough for whoever cares to understand.

I wish I understood better
Religion / Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by josephcletus(m): 11:06am On Dec 03, 2018
princfred:
Those people follow gallivant and elect Buhari sef... cool grin

As a matter of fact, those set of people mentioned would still have traces of corrupt money.
Is it the doctor who billed 150k instead of 15k to save life that would donate 100k and still say he is "serving God"?

or the Politician whose main focus is to give his Generation assurance of millions ?

or the lawyer ?
Law wetin sef ? mtcheew..... let's not even go there


soldiers ? Soldiers that joined because of the unemployment rate in Nigeria ?/

Even the " Church of Satan " has elites and influential people there. ..
Religion / Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by josephcletus(m): 10:59am On Dec 03, 2018
lele007:


See, when I got newly born again I had my issues with "religion" and stuff, it's normal.

But I had to ask myself this: if I don't join a church so that my offerings and tithes can support the gospel, how am I better than all the people whose offerings and tithes brought this gospel to me? And you know complaining never solved anything.

The last thing Jesus emphasized when he was leaving was "Go and preach" If we are not preaching the least we can do is support those who are. Anything less comes from the devil my brother. Jesus said, "he who does not gather with me, scatters"


talk well said. I'm not struggling with comprehending my faith. The problem is, Those who are called to serve aren't doing "enough" to justify their presence in the ministry. That is all I'm against. It's happening everywhere, even in my own christian community, and funny enough, most persons aren't condemning the evil done by these men.


These self acclaimed men of God turn themselves into the centre of worship/attraction, such that they pull the greatest crowd in their "once-in-a-month/yearl" program l, without emphasizing on the need for the small basic community worship

Also, they STARVE the children of God with his word. By so doing, they act like all is well and preach on what they aren't suppose to discuss at all, leaving out the basic. That is why we are adopting new systems in our church..... And there came a man of God who was trying to point out that "Abortion" isn't a sin....

Please, if you are not preaching and you wish to support those who are, STOP SUPPORTING IF YOU SEE THEY HAVE ENOUGH. Someone who doesn't have a tricycle of his own (with all due respect to those who hustle legitimately with "keke", God bless our hustle one day) is supporting someone with a private jet with all is last card ?


your bank account reads 5k, you are supporting someone who is worth millions of dollars ?


you close your shop for 3days in the name of camping, that won't stop their account from reading "+".

If you can't live just the way Christ did, then don't call yourself a Christian. That is my point

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Politics / Re: Buhari Presidency Abandons Duties, Turns To Monitoring Spirit - PDP by josephcletus(m): 10:34am On Dec 03, 2018
Who else has noticed that PDP press statement is always so sound than that of the APC.

"Show me the head, and I can tell what the body looks like"....

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Politics / Re: Father Mbaka Reacts As Buhari Donates N2 Million To His Church (WATCH) by josephcletus(m): 10:24am On Dec 03, 2018
Padre, please do well to send that money to IDP camp(s)......People out there need the money, don't use that money now to clean your mouth and say "the lord be with you"....
Religion / Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by josephcletus(m): 10:17am On Dec 03, 2018
princfred:
Being doctor, Lawyers, Judges, Professors , Engineers, Politicians of high caliber. Soldiers etc etc etc. "(Right thinking people)" does not automatically imply they cant be socislly gullible. When a Russian came to Nigeria with MMM was is not those you mentioned that patronized them and got duped too?
Infact there is a threshold which many in the academia gets to and starts losing touch with reality thereby becoming delusionally bent due to dealing with utopic hypthesis for too long.

You are on point. Seriously

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Religion / Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by josephcletus(m): 10:14am On Dec 03, 2018
lele007:


Josephcletus 5 conditions. You seem like the type to give God your conditions for going to heaven :-)

lol. not that jor. The thing is, Christianity as a religion in Nigeria, is something that i can't understand anymore..

The best is: Establish a sound personal relationship with your Creator, do what is good/right, and stay away from evil...........and also try to make the world a better place...

let's make the earth the "HEAVEN WE ALL WANT".
Religion / Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by josephcletus(m): 9:04am On Dec 03, 2018
I would take Christianity in Nigeria seriously once again if:

1. I see a "daddy G.O" sharing tracts on the road.
NB: Steadily for every program. Not that he would share today and then not share tomorrow, cos the way I see members trekking their lives out in this harsh weather sharing what I don't know, it baffles me. big time.

2. I see a "daddy G.O" trek long distance under the same harsh weather carrying out evangelism.
please, don't get deceived by the ones they do once in a month. Core Evangelism is the primary assignment of EVERY Christian.

3. If I see the "Government of a church" , accepting Christians of other denominations. Before you bash me, A senior brethren of one "big university owned by a church" (established in 2005; a big clue right?) told a brethren of another denomination not to waste his time applying for a job in there, stating the OBVIOUS that they would only employ their members..... I almost fainted.

4. If a "daddy G.O" or a senior Pastor/Cleric live the life of a commoner. By that, I mean the "below-average" members of their community.
You gave your members something like apron to cover their little "okirika" , yet you ride in a bulletproof car?. Wehdon Sir. So Jesus Christ was superman in Man's form that rode on donkey even when he knew he had his enemies around abi

5. If and only If they avoid our Politicians.( You know what I mean.).
opps..... I'm not talking about speaking against them. You should know what I mean

I can go on and on....but I need to stop here by saying SOME OF OUR RELIGIOUS LEADERS ARE ENJOYING THE BENEFIT OF WHAT THEY DIDN'T WORK FOR, AND WHAT THEY CAN'T REPLICATE....
Politics / Re: Work Of AMBODE !!! by josephcletus(m): 12:17pm On Oct 13, 2018
It is way beyond terrible
Politics / Work Of AMBODE !!! by josephcletus(m): 12:04pm On Oct 13, 2018
This is what Ambode has turned lagos into. My street in Shasha,Alimosho LGA has finally turned into a dump site. This waste accumulated between 5:am and 9:am. Now, the street boys are making money trying to clear the road,even collecting money from others that want to dump their waste.

More update coming soon...

Your views about Lagos!

Politics / Re: Borno Residents Flee As Soldiers And Boko Haram Engage In Gun Battle. Photos by josephcletus(m): 11:32pm On Apr 26, 2018
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there is no assertion that sounds truer than the fact that Buhari and his cabinet formed this satanic group (oh,even the church of Satan refuses to borrow us her word)

My source? A matured friend (in the Nigerian Army)in the warfront that has been combating terrorism since 20A.D.
He said,and I quote; Joe, anytime we encounter these guys(BH),we always come out victorious,but before we would arrive at the base with the terrorists, we would be informed that THE ORDER FROM ABOVE SAYS the BH guys should be returned back to their camp, before you know it,the OGAS would set up another camp for the BH guys for fear of the media"...

I only pity the innocent souls that are dying of what they know nothing of....truly,the grass suffers it when 2 elephants fight....


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