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taofeek11:
If u meet a pretty lady, does it happen that way as well?

. not all, maybe 1 out of 20

I don't really know how to explain this, but whenever I meet certain kind of people, my body kinda react, eg I see them as strange human, or I will have some strange feeling, the hair on my body will just stand straight, rather will avoid the environment they're, I don't really get it, is this a message or am abnormal?
psycologist make una help me abeg.

Ayodele70:
Nollywood actress, Chika Ike now has a banging body, and she never misses an opportunity to show it off.

She shared these new photos from a recent photo shoot and they look really amazing.

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/06/chika-ike-shows-off-her-surgically-enhanced-body.html

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see nose like canal

CHoccolaTE:
I have even heard of worse cases than OPs.
There was one married man that told his wife to call his side chic and apologise to her after the wife warned the side chic to leave her husband.

My former neighbour beat his wife till her nose broke and was bleeding all over her dress because the stupid man wanted to invite the girlfriend to the house and his wife locked the door and hid the key.


These are just few, I know many other horrifying cases of married men acting like beasts to their wives because in Africa nobody cautions them.
Funny thing is that the baby you bore is for his family and bears his name and will carry on his lineage. But he is body shaming you for losing your beauty after having the child.

Madam OP, if you are open to using diabolical means against him please do so. Or get people to severely beat him up and wound him seriously.
Or just ignore him and bear. If na me I will put little quantities of me and my babies piss and shit in his every meal I prepare for him along with using diabolical means against him.
I love revenge, I don't joke with it.

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myopic

if I hear!!! I need to lecture this grown baby, how to be emotional gallant on woman matter, I can never loose sleep just because a girl decide to leave me, say wetin happen.

i just got a glimpse of a marriage list from my girl family, infact this list here is just for the girl alone, her mother and father's list yet to be unleash maybe is boiling on charcoal pot, should I accept it, or find my way?
here is the list: part oneT. W. List.
1. A set of box. (2) hollandies 5pics (3) dutch wax 7pics. (4) english wax 3pics. (5) cotdevior 2pics. (6) geoge (big) 2pics. (7) plain geoge 3pics ( lace 3pics, (9) hitarget 3pics, (10) bag & shoes 3prs. (11) big bags 2prs. (12) shoes 2pics (13) jeweries (14) big beeds 1 (15) medium chain 1 (16) small chain 1 (17) wrist watch (18) inner wears (19) hand bags (20) big hair girl, 3 asoke & 2 canopies. (21) make up kits. (22) T.D. Hand fan
are these items not too much for a man? after now them go say man dey runaway from marriage.

ImaIma1:
Do the traditional requirements, go to court and then go to the pastor's office for joining and marriage blessings.

Or have a church ceremony and serve takeaway packs from the church...no hall...no reception.

thanks so much, I like this also.

Easybela:

I observed you are gifted with words and art of counseling, I need you to mentor me please.
josephilemona8@gmail.com

goldtosure:
That's the best O my brother. That's what I did. Traditional marriage in the morning around 8. Registry people came at 10:30, our clergymen took over around 11:30, the whole ceremony plus reception ended at 2:pm. Everything depends on your woman's readiness to want this kind of arrangement. In the end you guys will look back and be happy because you would have reduced unnecessary expenditures, borrowing and indebtedness.

I think I prefer this, Nice one.

[quote author=thesicilian post=78616240]Go ahead bro, the marriage is more important than the wedding. thanks brotherly

[quote author=Easybela post=78464390] first of all,I won't advice anybody to train a "girlfriend" in school,it wud do u better if u use d money to play bet.
Secondly,if u sign it,will u also take d lectures 4 her ,we all free to make choices in life,some people wl never go to school even if its free.
Sit her down and find out wat she wants exactly, if she opt 4 business, make sure u marry her properly b4 setting her up
please my sister, I need you to be my Counselor, I like how you choose your words, so straightforward and correct.

[quote author=Grupo post=78720763]One last question. Where do you live. I mean, which town? Jos

Grupo:
How much do you give her monthly? We need to start from there

15k

badadvice:
Bro tbh with you, i think you're stingy and uncaring.
That's your babe for godsake.
Your fvcking woman.
Your damn missing rib.
I'll advise you treat her right bro.
Nysc is not a nice place for a lady without financial support.
Help your woman whenever and however she wants it.
Las las na both of una go enjoy the dividend when she finish.

so I am now a stingy man, I bought phone worth 35k for her, where is the stinginess, I bought phone worth 19k for her younger sister, where is the stinginess, I waybill foodstuffs from the north to south east just for her use, so where is the stinginess, couple with monthly stipend, so you want to be caring and forget my beloved family and siblings for a girl I haven't paid Shishi on her head ABI, I can't kill myself

badadvice:
Bro tbh with you, i think you're stingy and uncaring.
That's your babe for god's sake.
Your fvcking woman.
Your damn missing rib.
I'll advise you treat her right bro.
Nysc is not a nice place for a lady without financial support.
Help your woman whenever and however she wants it.

Las las na both of una go enjoy the dividend when she finish.

so I am now a stingy man, I bought phone worth 35k for her, where is the stinginess, I bought phone worth 19k for her younger sister, where is the stinginess, I waybill foodstuffs from the north to south east just for her use, so where is the stinginess, couple with monthly stipend, so you want to be caring and forget my beloved family and siblings for a girl I haven't paid Shishi on her head ABI, I can't kill myself.

[quote author=Easybela post=78712070] Mr "Nice", why do u give her monthly stipend ,why did u make her your responsibility?, are u her father?, what has she contributed to your life?,the handwriting is very clear,flee!!
thanks so much, was just trying to show human face, I too have younger ones to Carter for, I really appreciate.

Easybela:

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chenzen:
The guy u just described is Jesus. there's no such guys in Nigeria not even in this world.

you are very wrong Mr Man, Because I Fall into that description above.

help a brother please!!
just three days ago, start experiencing severe heartburn and pain within the heart region, it will later move to the stomach region, it a kind of burning sensation around the side of my belly.
what could this mean?

thesicilian:
Go ahead bro, the marriage is more important than the wedding.

gracias brotherly

dawnomike:
Very feasible my brother... You will one day be glad for it.
Everybody will come, eat and forget about your wedding. It will be left to you and your wife to live on from there.

thanks for your opinion, gracias.

I want to cut my coat according to my materials,
I know getting married could be very expressive and draining, so I opted for an option regardless of people opinion, my plan is to invite a clergy to bless the rings and join us Immediately after bride price is paid,
because imaging payment 600k for just a reception hall here is something different, Rather this method to me is (3 in 1), everyone has his/her level of income, "my people say person wey dey ask questions no dey miss road"
how feasible is this?

[quote author=FhukaFhuka post=78501392][/quote]because the little boy look like her husband

[quote author=Adviseasister post=78479795]It is painful seeing him online.

About 3weeks ago, he was flirting with one female user, while ignoring my WhatsApp messages. This is someone that rarely comments. I don't know what to do again.

is like you don't know your worth and strength, why are you really bothered, he doesn't respond to your call fine! he replies your messages with one word fine!!
but is your destiny tied to him? or were you born Because of him? the more you throw yourself at him the more you irritate him, just relax, let him be, when he's done with what he's going through, he will surely contact you. I know why he's doing what he's doing.

[quote author=greatnaija01 post=78453988]the simple wisdom is DURING THE WEDDING... serve TAKE AWAY packs during the signing of registry right there in church and once the last hymn for the marching the couples out is over.... THE WEDDING IS OVER... Photographs can end it all.


MOST AFFORDABLE AND SURELY THE CLEANEST WEDDING EVER


very good suggestion you have here, it indeed needful, Gracias.

I need a candid answer please, is it possible for someone to be wedded without having wedding reception party?
considering the high cost of living in my dear country naija, where 15people will attend the church service, but 1 million guest will come for just a reception, in Nigeria spending big for receptions has become a trend and norm, can't a brother man just do the needful and go without being tag a stingy man or a broke ass nigarrr. because not everyone have money to waste.advise please..�

[quote author=CyberEBOLA post=78100780]The dog is living better than some nigerians
am telling you fa

[quote author=MrMcJay post=77908524]Idris Elba got married, no noise.

It is only in Naija you get married, feed those who haven't asked after you for 10 years and won't care for another 10 years only to become broke after wedding.

Wedding list alone is enough for you to start 3 different businesses.
God bless you my brother! your head dey there.

[quote author=omenkaLives post=77505427]This dolt with a hairstyle looking like a deserted nest of a vulture should take several seats already.

you lack respect for elders ABI?

sometimes, I wonder why police commissioner station in Lagos, will always drag feet, lobby and smuggle their transfer whenever they are about to be pullout of Lagos State. but I imagine and wonder in my state, the richest so far, in Nigeria, before signals even reach command oga commisioner has vamused, why? why?? why ��