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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: May Born by JosephMNJ(m): 1:20am On Nov 14, 2014
Trust me, I've seen a lot of May kids... Oh! We are so gorgeous. Proud to be born in May. May means Cute and I represent May 1.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For Personal Assistant To The Managing Director In Outdoor Media by JosephMNJ(m): 7:48am On Nov 13, 2014
Location please.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Calls For Test, Who Else Is With Me? by JosephMNJ(m): 9:06pm On Nov 06, 2014
I chose ibadan but I haven't received any invite O. Let's just hope it's batch by batch.
Business / Re: Transforming A Mobile Money Network Into A Gold Mine by JosephMNJ(m): 5:48pm On Nov 04, 2014
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Jokes Etc / Re: Tell Me Something Wey I No Fit Do! by JosephMNJ(m): 6:42pm On Nov 01, 2014
U fit use iPad play table tennis?
U fit use well as piggy bank?
U fit use acid soak garri kon drink am?
U fit bet on Mikel beating Bolt in a 100m race?
U fit drive Range Rover sport inside Pacific Ocean?
U fit use tire sharpen your Cutlass? And lastly
Would you beg Woodward to sign Arturo Vidal for United for God sake or persuade LVG to give Falcao more playing time and stop favouring RVP?

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Fashion / Re: Bodycream That Clears Darkspots by JosephMNJ(m): 1:52pm On Nov 12, 2013
Use Dettol skincare to bath, then Body Treat as your cream. Dettol gradually cleanses d spot (dark or not) on ur skin and as u use Body Treat, it smoothens ur skin while it begins to glow.
Some people say Dettol skincare makes dem dark, I wanna assure u dat imma very fair person n datz wat I use. Agreed, we've got different skin buh I can also assure u dat it cleanses any nonsense and stubborn spot.
Fashion / Re: Witch Hazel For Clear Skin by JosephMNJ(m): 1:39pm On Nov 12, 2013
Avnt heard abt it anyway. Buh if u're looking 4 a cream/gel to clear ur pimples. I'd recommend Funbact A or Skineal, dat's if u're fair in complexion O. If u're not fair n u try it, u risk looking lyk michael jackson.
My 2 cents.
Music/Radio / Re: Use Song/Rap Lyrics To Describe How You Feel~Here! by JosephMNJ(m): 6:01pm On Oct 12, 2013
From the first time that we met
Helpless
You took my heart I must confess
Deep in your eyes
There seemed to be a look that said
Hello, is it me you're searching for

Suddenly my sunshine turn to rain
I dunno if it'll ever come back again
That's what you are sunshine and rain
You didn't say you had a man
That never belonged within your plans
And it hurts so bad
Someone tell me
Education / Re: Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife (Pictures) by JosephMNJ(m): 1:28pm On Aug 30, 2013
Are u sure u didn't take these pictures w// nokia torchlight attached camera. OAU fine pass dis one na. Revisit for a new tour and probably take sunmisola photographer w// ya.




Just kidding O!
Celebrities / Re: Personal Branding Lessons Learned From D'banj by JosephMNJ(m): 6:40pm On Aug 07, 2013
D'banj has been brilliant when it comes to influencing and inspiring youths, especially me. Some of his music may be crap anyway but he is a great mentor.
Salute!!!

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Fashion / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Or Sarah Ofili: Who Wore It Better? by JosephMNJ(m): 10:11pm On Jul 13, 2013
Ms_Steph: D dress is made for ebube. But dis dress would look very sexy on toolz. Its 4 a more curvy shape
Tools ko Spanner or Cutlass ni... Ode
grin
Ms_Steph: D dress is made for ebube. But dis dress would look very sexy on toolz. Its 4 a more curvy shape
Tools ko Spanner or Cutlass ni... Ode
Computers / Re: How To Use Your Blackberry As A Modem To Browse The Internet by JosephMNJ(m): 9:40pm On Jul 13, 2013
[quote author=blink182]thanks, no one is interested.
grin[quote author=blink182]thanks, no one is interested.
Politics / Re: The Four Plane Hijackers Of Nigeria by JosephMNJ(m): 3:50pm On Jun 29, 2013
Cool story. Trust me, an iconic movie can be made outta diz instead of d craps we watch on Nollwood everytym. It'll just be like Ben Affleck's ARGO. Buh seriously those four were brave n stupid @ d same time. Pls letz make a movie outta diz shit. Contact me pls (08067886311) or if u aint interesred, am I permitted 2 use d story?
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya To Yvonne Nelson - I Lost Your Medicine by JosephMNJ(m): 2:43pm On Jun 29, 2013
50calibre: Tim Westwood behaves like a crack head.

After having guys like Jay Z on his show, he hits a new low by scrapping from the bottom of the pit for guys like iyanya.

The name alone is repellant

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