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Romance / Re: Men Are No Longer Persuasive - Lady Laments by Josephtimrock(m): 2:51pm On May 06, 2021
ouzo1:
Time no dey to waste for babe matter again.

Things too hard, e don reach 3days now I never shit cuz na who chop dey go toilet.


Y playing hard to get if u want someone,does dat make u not cheap,if u like me nd I ask u out answer me yes if u say no nd expect me to b chasing u u go wait tire.who get time to waste.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Manchester City UCL (1 - 2) On 28th April 2021 by Josephtimrock(m): 9:00pm On Apr 28, 2021
osazsky:
that doesnt make united a big team..wolves and leeds also gives city prob..u beat city for ethihad then Sheffield begin flog u.where is d sense in that cuz aston villa trashed liverpool doesnt make liverpool lesser than them.football has outgrown united and its very painful


Football has outgrown united�����,,guy u wicked ooo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Manchester City UCL (1 - 2) On 28th April 2021 by Josephtimrock(m): 8:59pm On Apr 28, 2021
If Chelsea qualify dem go carry d league diz season.
Gaming / Re: WD 320gb External Hdd by Josephtimrock(m): 9:01pm On Apr 14, 2021
how much is it? I don't care about d ps3 games as I don't have a ps3 console.
Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Josephtimrock(m): 8:08am On Apr 09, 2021
Maybe it's a glitch or maybe it's a 2disc game nd it wasn't completely downloaded,,,by d way wot games are u into,if u are into survival horror nd u haven't played d resident evil series u should play dem start with re 4 etc
Literature / Re: Article Writer Needed (closed) by Josephtimrock(m): 10:02am On Apr 08, 2021
where are we sending to?
Romance / Re: How Boring Are You? by Josephtimrock(m): 8:11am On Apr 05, 2021
Lucrativress:

If I chat with you frequently, I never want to see you in real life
If I've never met you in person and our chats enter into months,I don't want to see you physically
If the last time I saw you was 2 years ago,I don't want to see you.
If we went to the same Secondary School,I really don't want us communicating
I text and chat so so well(Textroverted) when I meet you,I don't want us talking for long,I really just want to go Home..



wow datz one ironic way of distancing people.

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Romance / Re: How Boring Are You? by Josephtimrock(m): 8:09am On Apr 05, 2021
Emmanuel224:

my own 2 much sha, I can spend 2wks without going outside my compound

I cud go further if I still had games to play, when I hold pad na to turn c day don finish

we gamers time go just dey fly sometimes I dey wonder say maybe nain impact d fact wey make me no fit form friendship sef,,as I dey so I no get any single friends.
Romance / Re: How Boring Are You? by Josephtimrock(m): 8:04am On Apr 05, 2021
[quote author=Emmanuel224 post=100476514]boring asf! I can't keep up with pple for long, they get tired of me easily

pls raise ur hands if u don't have a single friend and literally spend ur whole day on bed

Me and you bro we are definitely diz same person.
Romance / Re: Man Looking As Ladies Eat (Photo) by Josephtimrock(m): 5:45pm On Apr 04, 2021
wot nonsense,na u b Jesus Christ.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by Josephtimrock(m): 9:13pm On Mar 30, 2021
if u need someone to talk to chat me up on WhatsApp,need a friend. 09030874761
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Mad Woman : Am I Mad? by Josephtimrock(m): 12:33pm On Mar 29, 2021
Nice 1 bro u are good,keep it up.
Gaming / Re: Free 50,00 ODD by Josephtimrock(m): 8:39am On Mar 28, 2021
add me 09030874761.
Gaming / Re: Get Your Ps3 And Ps4 Games Installed On Your Console For As Low As 500naira by Josephtimrock(m): 8:36am On Mar 28, 2021
If u do? let's do business.
Gaming / Re: Get Your Ps3 And Ps4 Games Installed On Your Console For As Low As 500naira by Josephtimrock(m): 8:35am On Mar 28, 2021
do u have xbox 360 games for hacked consoles?
Romance / Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Josephtimrock(m): 12:24pm On Mar 23, 2021
Frankicent:
baba you get time i swear. You don't think of what to say to a woman. It should come out of you naturally.

You're trying so hard to impress. Which is not cool. Why not just go straight to the point and tell her you find her attractive and you would like to meet up with her again. And give her your so she can typing her number..

If she refuse just move on. No just stress yourself over nothing. Girl way another man dey hang her leg.

I dey feel u guy ,na no stress level nain sure pass.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Players Celebrate Late Goal In Atletico Madrid Win (Photos, Video) by Josephtimrock(m): 3:51pm On Mar 18, 2021
Afianmawazobia:
nice one i can see my kai,mount,rudiger,james & TT but odas unknown 2 me
d one lifting the weight is christensen
Celebrities / Re: Victor Moses Welcomes A Baby (Photo) by Josephtimrock(m): 3:40pm On Mar 18, 2021
GOFRONT:
Victor Congrats jare!!!!...Na man you be

And one bald headed weakling with a dysfunctional pweeq called Banky w succeeded in keeping us waiting for donkey years before he was able to adopt a baby from one orphanage outlet out there.......

Shebi people been dey yarn say Banky and that wombless Adesua dey wait say they never ready to procreate yet, say they set a particular year wey they wan begin to procreate, say for marriage, couple fit set a particular year wey they go begin fire make preg enter..........

If the above assumption is true about banky and d wombless adesua, how come then he jumped to d studio to sing praise to God and even encouraging people to wait for their time say that tin wey dem dey find, one day e go enter in his Track "If God say yes, nobody can say no".

Why was he jubilating all over the place when y'all said him and Adesua were waiting for the appointed year in which they were to procreate??.

guy u b goat,, even if person no get womb shey na reason to yab d person....Some people go just dey dey hate for no reason,,,if e pain u too much kill yourself dat wud b d only good tin from your miserable life.
Celebrities / Re: I Am Single And Unavailable - Diane Russet by Josephtimrock(m): 1:12pm On Mar 18, 2021
franchasng:
INTERPRETATION: She is single waiting for a husband to come marry her. she is tired of single and being fvcked around by guys in the name of dating/relationship, so she is single but not waiting for boyfriends to come fvck her around in the name of dating shocked shocked cheesy cheesy

I swear ur comment is more confusing Dan d post.

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Romance / Re: Freaky Whatsapp Group For Matured Minds by Josephtimrock(m): 9:11am On Mar 12, 2021
Add me 09030874761
Gaming / Re: External Xbox 360 HDD With Games In It by Josephtimrock(m): 3:37pm On Mar 04, 2021
sodiquisty:
How much and location
6-7k is my budget nd I reside in Lagos.
Romance / Re: I Don Misbehave Shey I No Go Suffer Like This by Josephtimrock(m): 12:29pm On Mar 02, 2021
Kriss216:
You really need a bottle of Beer now to calm down.

lmao �������,,c savagery
Romance / Re: I Don Misbehave Shey I No Go Suffer Like This by Josephtimrock(m): 12:28pm On Mar 02, 2021
Kriss216:
You really need a bottle of Beer now to calm down.

lmao �������
Sports / Re: Juventus Made A Mistake By Signing Ronaldo - Cassano by Josephtimrock(m): 9:48am On Feb 28, 2021
Theboy21:
Do y'all expect him to be a keeper, defender, midfielder and attacker and win the Champions League for Juve??
so he was a keeper,defender, midfieldee and attacker when he won d champions league back to back with Madrid.
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by Josephtimrock(m): 11:25am On Feb 27, 2021
IamBroke:
I believe there are alot of single people here on this forum and all over the world.

Reasons they are single are best known to them.
But for me here are few reasons I'm still single..

I'm in ma early 20s but I've never asked a girl out before because I always feel like they gonna turn me down...
I'm single because I'm an introvert. I love being on ma own.
I'm broke and I'm not ready to take responsibilities of a girl financial situations.
There are alot of reasons but let me give room for others...

So WHY AR
E YOU STILL SINGLE

Bro we are in d same boat oo but there is one difference I do start showing interest in a girl but after sometime I go just lose interest I don't c it through,,,sometimes I go just look d fact say I broke no approach girls wey like me,,,,,nd sometimes I no even dey think of am at all sef I won get success first.
Gaming / External Xbox 360 HDD With Games In It by Josephtimrock(m): 10:42am On Feb 27, 2021
Please who has an external HDD for xbox 360 with games in it for sale? or if it's just an external xbox 360 HDD for sale at a cheap price?

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