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Alepa:
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Alepa:
Kindly point to the part of that my post you quoted that says “our lives depend on Nairaland”
Go to hell!

Alepa:
Mynd44 Lalasticlala OAM4J. This person should also be banned . He claims he was banned for 7 months and he opened another account to access Nairaland . Violation of rule 19 .
Please do the needful ASAP

MexxIT:
Oga Seun, I don't understand some of ur mods anymore... Ur mods are supposed to be unbiased and non partisan but these days dat isn't d case.
I woke up dis morning to discover my Moniker @nbote had been banned for a supposed comment I made. D strange thing is I didn't make dat comment yesterday, d day before or even any other day at dat.. I am seeing dat comment for d first time and want to categorically state dat at no time did I make dat comment yesterday or d days before. I have done d needful and mailed ur mods and supermods but yet to get any response from dem. Dis is either a case of mistaken identity or intentional mischief.

Cc : HigherEd lalasticlala Fynestboi MissyB3

Cajal:
Atikulooters
His lost will be felt in the entire world ..

zombieTRACKER:
Nobody is fighting anyone


Just a selfish and useless Ekweremadu instigating envy and bitterness everywhere

His plan was to be VP candidate... And if not him.. He will rather see the ship sink.. How wicked can someone be

oshe111:
Whats OLD JADY?

Andyblaze:
I am a better footballer than Ronaldo and messi

Topmaike007:
till your club will seize to exist they cannot make the type of history my club have made
Hala Madrid

Topmaike007:
mumu club

Biingoo:
Make I go stake them 100$ for bet365 asap

Thisis2raw:
This man made the biggest mistake of career by not defecting with Saraki them.
Now see his life. He can't even win class rep position with that PRP party

NwaAmaikpe:



The reverse is usually the norm.
So I'm kinda surprised.

I had a similar problem with my then toddler. He always crawled into the kitchen to sleep. Even at night.
Sometimes he'd wake up in the middle of the night, then crawl to the kitchen and lie there.

It was then we realized it was actually in the kitchen we made love to conceive him.

I'm thinking you guys never did it on the ground but always on the bed. So he still identifies the bed as his foundation.

But there's nothing to be worried about.
If he can gain balance on the bed, he won't have a problem on the ground.
It could also be that the softness of the bed reassures him that he won't be falling on a hard surface.
He will definitely outgrow that fear.

Babies change.

Oluwabusobomi:
You have been a PDP Senator for the past 20 years and still counting

You have been the DSP for the past 8 years, courtesy of PDP

In those 8 years, all the South East Senators have always supported you with all their heart

PDP supported you to emerge DSP in an APC led government

PDP have always been with you in the face of intimidation from APC

Yet you claim you are being maltreated simply because the VP slot was not given to you

Fellow Nigerians and my Igbo brothers, Ekweremadu must be a greedy fool

erimmy:
She is actually a year older than her husband.

artofseduction:
I be Igbo but i dey shame for dis guy.

EweduAfonja:
Oga shut up na haba

kaluxy007:
We have Dembele and Courtinho

But i'll miss him