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Politics › Re: I Had A Fever And Mistakenly Agreed To The Aburi Accord - Yakubu Gowon by Joshcoli(m): 6:37am On Mar 06
Some people nightmare don start to talk again. As e be now, this man don live him life well, reach the peak of him career and even age with grace.

Hate no go change wetin don happen. Sometimes the best thing na to forgive and move on. Many of the people shouting today no even dey when the war happen, talk less of fighting am.

Make we calm down small and focus on building the future instead of carrying old anger wey no go change anything.
Politics › Re: Army Caught ISWAP Members With Gun Bikes On Their Way To Jos by Joshcoli(m): 8:17am On Feb 26
MY God help this country
Family › Re: Man Discovers His 3 Children Are Not His After DNA Test In Uvwie, Delta State by Joshcoli(m): 7:08pm On Feb 23
Man: Who children be this?
Woman: Na your children na.
Man: I go do DNA test. Result say I no be the papa.
Woman: DNA? Who send you go do am?
Man: Wetin you mean who send me? I wan confirm.
Woman: You no trust me again?
Man: Lab no trust you. Result na 0%.
Woman: Which lab? That small chemist shop for junction?
Man: Na certified lab!
Woman: Certified by who? Your friends?
Man: Madam, science no be my friend.
Woman: So you go believe science pass person wey suffer carry belle for nine months?
Man: But the pikin no get anything wey resemble me!
Woman: You no resemble your papa sef, but he still raise you.
Man: No change topic!
Woman: See ehn, the real problem be say you go do DNA without informing management.
Man: Management?!
Woman: Yes, relationship na organization. You suppose submit request first.
Man: Submit request to check if na my pikin?!
Woman: Yes! Now see wetin you cause. You don hurt the children feelings.
Man: They never even know wetin be DNA!
Woman: But spiritually, they know.
Man: Spiritually?!
Woman: Yes. Children dey sensitive.
Man: So who be the real papa?
Woman: Why you dey always ask unnecessary questions instead of focusing on solutions?
Man: Wetin be the solution now?!
Woman: Accept responsibility and move forward.
Man: Responsibility for wetin I no do?!
Woman: See why women no dey tell men truth. Una no dey cooperate.
Christianity Etc › Re: "He Wanted Me But Found Jesus Instead" Young Lady Sparks Reactions Online by Joshcoli(m): 9:39am On Feb 22
My dear sister, abeg secure yourself with iron pants, lock it tight, and fling the key inside the lagoon… because that brother’s prayers seem to include special requests beyond salvation
Travel › Re: Oshodi In 2003 Vs Oshodi In 2026 by Joshcoli(m): 5:51pm On Feb 17
So e be like say Babatunde Fashola, Akinwunmi Ambode and Babajide Sanwo‑Olu na just cameo appearance, while Bola Tinubu be the main actor, director, and producer of the whole movie 😄

Abeg make una dey give am small small credit reduction, no be every scene na him act… make the supporting cast shine small too before dem go think say na one-man show
Politics › Re: Armed Bandits Flog Kidnapped NSCDC Officer In Ekiti Forest by Joshcoli(m): 12:54pm On Feb 17
This is always mind breaking
Politics › Re: We Will Send Tinubu Back To Bourdillon In 2027 - Lauretta Onochie by Joshcoli(m): 11:42am On Feb 13
This bandit are receiving some level of heat from tinubu. What if power shift back to the north will they continue in this same momentum
Family › Re: Woman Divorces Husband Over Polygamy, Later Becomes Third Wife In New Marriage by Joshcoli(m): 7:55am On Feb 13
Don't try to understand this change
Politics › Re: President Tinubu receives US AFRICOM delegation at Aso Villa (Photos) by Joshcoli(m): 6:37am On Feb 09
Tinubu is using every possible means to tackle insecurity

This move alone will scare those bastard Fulani terrorist/kidnappers

I think this is a welcome development

God speed sir
Politics › Re: Nigeria Not Ready For Real-time Transmission Of Election Results – Shagari by Joshcoli(m): 9:57am On Feb 07
bankyblue:
We just like putting our hands on what we can't get.
Nigeria real time results,v just jamb that did real time results, the 19 years old girl from Anambra still alter it.
Bro, you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about. That result was altered in real time, and it was proven beyond reasonable doubt—not vibes, not assumptions.

Politicians saw what happened to that Anambra girl and panicked. They don’t want to be caught red-handed the same way, so the solution is simple: scrap live transmission, manipulate results quietly, then shout “go to court.”

This isn’t rocket science. When transparency exposes fraud, fraud fights back by killing transparency.
Politics › Re: Half Of 2024 FG Budget Projects Are Fraudulent, Incomplete - Budgit by Joshcoli(m): 4:37pm On Feb 06
next budget go come with fresh grammar:

“We remain committed, we are reviewing, lessons have been learnt.”

Same script, new year.
Nigeria no dey spoil—we just dey rehearse permanence of promise 😌
Politics › Re: Sowore's Obsession With President Tinubu, Reno Omokri & I - Femi Fani-Kayode by Joshcoli(m): 10:06am On Feb 05
Keyboard warriors full this tread
Politics › Re: Labour Party Brought Me To Power, I’m Not Defecting — Otti Declares (Video) by Joshcoli(m): 1:46pm On Dec 31, 2025
Believe this politicians at your own peril
The same mouth will say something differentv
Foreign Affairs › Re: Well Kitted & Armed Soldiers Of Burkina Faso Army (Photos) by Joshcoli(m): 8:14pm On Dec 27, 2025
“Na just cloth be this. I no see anything wey show say dem kit well. These are ordinary clothes any tailor fit sew. Do you even understand wetin it means for a soldier to be fully kitted? A fully kitted soldier is not just about uniform—e get proper combat gear: body armour, helmet, boots, weapon systems, tactical vest, communication gear, and full field equipment. Without all these, na just cloth, not a well-armed, combat-ready soldier.”
Business › Re: Can A Keke Rider Make This Kind Of Money Daily? by Joshcoli(m): 12:23pm On Dec 24, 2025
Lanretoye:
That keke makes average of 30k to 50k daily,depends on location.thats why i pity those crying that there are no jobs…30k multiply by 30days a month is what you will earn if you are a serious minded persondeath trap right?…life itself is not a dungeon?,government will come and give you job
I remember my days riding Bolt. You’d see ₦100,000 on the Bolt dashboard and think you’ve made money, but when you check the actual cash in your hand, it’s barely ₦20,000–₦30,000.

Why? Because reality hits hard. Bolt takes its commission first. Fuel collects its own share. Car maintenance is constant oil, tyres, repairs. Then there’s police “settlement”, unexpected road issues, and even the food you eat just to survive the day.

By the time all these expenses are deducted, the big figure on the dashboard is just an illusion.

This is exactly why keke (tricycle) driving in Nigeria is often not as profitable as it looks from the outside.

People see daily cash flow and assume drivers are making serious money, but they don’t see the hidden costs. Daily levies to unions, local government tickets, police harassment, frequent breakdowns, rising fuel prices, and personal upkeep all eat deep into earnings.
At the end of the day, what looks like good turnover is not the same as real profit.

Many keke drivers are just circulating money, working long hours, taking health risks, and still struggling to save or grow.

The hustle keeps you busy, but financially, it barely moves you forward.
Politics › Re: FG To Introduce Mandatory Vehicle Recycling Fee From 2026 by Joshcoli(m): 1:13pm On Dec 22, 2025
Every new policy from this government comes with the same meaning: pay more, suffer more, ask no questions.

Fuel subsidy was removed and life became unbearable. The naira was floated and everything exploded in price. Transport, food, rent, cars, survival itself is now expensive.

Now, in the middle of hunger and insecurity, the government wants to introduce a vehicle recycling fee.

This is not reform. This is insensitivity.
Before adding another charge, explain where the trillions saved from fuel subsidy went. Nigerians cannot fund policies when they cannot feed their families.

You cannot talk about “modernising the auto industry” while citizens are struggling to stay alive.

People are not rejecting recycling; they are rejecting a government that keeps piling costs on a population already crushed by inflation and unemployment.

Enough is enough.
Fix accountability. Fix living conditions.
Stop taxing survival.
Politics › Re: Despite Meeting President Tinubu, Our National Protest Holds As Planned - NLC by Joshcoli(m): 10:59am On Dec 17, 2025
Funny how the game never changes. Nigerians are starting to see through the script. That so-called protest isn’t a protest at all.

It’s a stage play. Once the NLC has been settled, the noise becomes a formality, just enough drama to pretend resistance exists.
Business › Re: Man Cries Out As Bank Seizes Home Over Wife’s Secret Loan (Photos/Video) by Joshcoli(m): 11:49am On Dec 08, 2025
But how, would a bank collect a document without seeking consent from the owner/name of the document
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Upholds Judgment Stopping VIO From Impounding Vehicles, Fines by Joshcoli(m): 9:46pm On Dec 04, 2025
“Lagos VIO na the most heartless squad government empower. Dem no dey see danfo wey dey drive like mad people, but once you’re a responsible driver trying to obey law, na you dem go pounce on. The real menace on the road dey waka free, but dem go use full energy chase innocent motorists. Useless bunch.”
Politics › Re: Nigerian Doctor Reveals Her Traumatic Experiences In Zamfara State by Joshcoli(m): 5:14pm On Nov 05, 2025
viqSmallz:
How do I block the guy beneath your comment.

I see it now, I'd prefer that the block button stay close to likee, rather than going to their profile to block them we can easily do that right on the nonsense they wrote
Here you go

Politics › Re: Photo Of Nigerians Fighting For Russia Against Ukraine - Shehu Sani by Joshcoli(m): 4:54pm On Oct 16, 2025
jmoore:
Russia is overated.

How can a superpower recruit mercenaries to fight for them?
Russian is not just fighting ukrain

Ukrain is just the proxy
Politics › Re: FCCPC’s New Rule On Loan App Interest Rates Unsettles Nigeria’s Digital Lenders by Joshcoli(m): 5:32pm On Aug 23, 2025
Long over due. Nigerians have suffered in the hands of this loan appa
Science/Technology › Re: The Snake I Killed In My Compound, Please What's The Name And Is It Venomous by Joshcoli(m): 10:23pm On Jul 23, 2025
This is a night adder mildly venomous but not deadly to human. Bites can be painful but it's venom is not deadly

Nothwithstanding avoid snake

Politics › Re: I Will Return APC To Power In Osun - Oyetola by Joshcoli(m): 1:29pm On Jun 13, 2025
Nigerian politicians don’t give a damn about the people or the collapsing economy.

Their only obsession is grabbing and clinging to power by any means necessary.

No vision, no plan, no shame—just a greedy, ruthless scramble for control while the country bleeds.

They treat leadership like a personal inheritance, not a responsibility. It’s never about fixing Nigeria—only about feeding their egos and fattening their pockets.
Romance › Re: American Lesbian Calls Out Ex-partner For Getting Pregnant By A Man(Photo/Video) by Joshcoli(m): 8:34pm On May 24, 2025
You dry play with prick... A whole prick you see am say you no want


Just dey play
Politics › Re: Property Owners, Adron Homes In Court Over Maintenance Of Estate by Joshcoli(m): 8:37pm On May 22, 2025
One of the biggest scams in Nigeria is the real estate game.

They demand your money upfront, then slap you with a so-called "contract of sale" that basically treats you like a tenant.

They exploit the fact that most Nigerians won’t read a single line once their cash is on the line.

And if the terms screw you over? Tough luck—your money is gone, and there’s nothing you can do.
Properties › Property Owners Sue Adron Homes Ltd Over Maintenance Of Estate by Joshcoli(op): 12:02pm On May 21, 2025
No fewer than 30 property owners at Treasure Park & Gardens, City of David Estate in Simawa, Ogun State, have taken Adron Homes & Properties Ltd., its owner, and facility manager to court over alleged unilateral control and management of the estate’s facilities.

The claimants, led by Olabode Lukman Cole, said they purchased plots of land outright, built their homes, and paid for infrastructure, making them stakeholders and not tenants.

They lamented that the firm originally promised to hand over estate management upon completion but instead imposed a facility management firm and security outfit without residents’ consent, sidelining the registered residents’ association of the estate.

The property owners also alleged that Adron introduced its own prepaid electricity meters after residents funded a 33KV power line intended to provide a stable supply, adding that the company sells electricity at a rate above the government-approved tariff and that supply has become erratic since late 2022.

The residents cited a June 2023 notice in which Adron began enforcing new estate rules without community consultation, including plans to implement access cards and the removal of previously installed nameplates. They also alleged that efforts at mediation at the Ogun State Multi-Door Courthouse failed due to Adron’s refusal to sign an agreement.

In court, they are seeking declarations affirming their status as landowners and not tenants, as well as restraining Adron from taking unilateral decisions, such as imposing levies, managing electricity sales, or restricting access to the estate without due process or regulatory approvals.

Adron, represented by lawyers from Afe Babalola (SAN) Chambers, denied the claims, arguing that the company retained estate management rights under the Deed of Restriction and letters of provisional allocation.

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The defence team maintained that infrastructure fees were for the use and maintenance of facilities and that IBEDC required a central metering system for the estate.

The lawyers added that Adron invested in the power infrastructure and contracted a third-party firm to manage electricity distribution under IBEDC’s directives.

Meanwhile, despite a court order in March 2025 directing parties to maintain the status quo, claimants allege that Adron disconnected power to several residents in May over non-payment of a N250,000 yearly maintenance levy, prompting a contempt suit on May 15.

On March 10, 2015, Justice M. Akinyemi had ordered all parties in the case to maintain the status quo pending the determination of the suit.

However, in early May, the company proceeded to disconnect electricity supply to several landowners, among the claimants, citing their alleged failure to pay a disputed yearly facility maintenance levy of N250,000.

This action prompted the landowners to file a contempt charge on May 15.

https://guardian.ng/news/property-owners-sue-firm-over-estate-facility-maintenance/

https://newspeakonline.com/property-owners-sue-adron-homes-ltd-over-maintenance-of-estate/
Romance › Re: Maami Igbagbo: Adult Film Star Turns Born Again, Seeks Husband (Photos) by Joshcoli(m): 2:30pm On May 15, 2025
"You want to drag innocent children into this world just so they can grow up
haunted by videos of their mother being used like worthless trash?

Spare them the lifelong shame and trauma. They didn’t ask to be born through
someone whose past is a public disgrace."
Politics › Re: Lagos Impounds Over 200 Vehicles For Failing Safety Tests by Joshcoli(m): 12:20pm On May 04, 2025
Danfo can wobble like jelly and they won't be stopped or harrased, as long as the returns are steady. Settlement is the real certification for danfo
Politics › Re: No Evidence CIA Has Files On Bola Tinubu; FBI, DEA Already Released Records - US by Joshcoli(m): 4:45pm On Apr 13, 2025
The CIA is now off the hook — They don’t have to confirm or deny whether they have anything on Tinubu. That means no damaging revelations will come from the CIA, at least for now.

But here’s why it’s not full relief:

The FBI and DEA are still in play. The judge has told them to look again and process any documents they haven’t yet released.

If those agencies find new documents, they may still be forced to release them — especially if the court finds they’re in the public interest.

The decision doesn’t clear Tinubu’s name — it just limits what can be disclosed from certain U.S. agencies.

It’s a partial legal win for Tinubu because the CIA won’t be releasing anything. But he’s not fully off the hook — and the story isn’t over, especially with that May 2 deadline approaching.
Politics › Re: FCT Motorists, Passengers Seek Help As Touts Impound Vehicles, Impose Fines by Joshcoli(m): 9:05am On Apr 13, 2025
What are ya'all expecting. Baba and his boys yaff enter Abuja

That will be the new normal
Education › Re: Osato Edobor: Query For Nursing Student Withdrawn - Commissioner by Joshcoli(m): 12:19pm On Mar 28, 2025
Better

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