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RomanceRe: Lady Pranks Her Boyfriend With Fake Ps5. Photos And Video. by Joshcoli(m): 6:44pm On Feb 22, 2022
I'm her father

I dey wait for you for house

You have die today
Foreign AffairsRe: President Biden Warns of Imminent Russian Invasion (Pics, Video) by Joshcoli(m): 1:18pm On Feb 19, 2022
Haaaaa... Abeg make una fight abeg which kind thing be this
EducationRe: Unic Vilos Teacher Flogs 2-Year-Old Pupil Who Could Not Recite English Alphabet by Joshcoli(m): 12:38pm On Feb 11, 2022
That teacher is finished
PropertiesRe: My 3 Bedroom Bungalow At Shimawa by Joshcoli(op):
I was lucky to get a good deal after several attempt and I almost went for a sliding window


*Aluminum Casement Windows with net.*

<1200*1200-12pcs @34k =408,000.
<600*650-4pcs @15.5k =62,000.
Installation =#20,000
Transportation =#20,000.

*Total =#510,000.*

PoliticsRe: From Hideout, I Saw Policemen Hack Dad To Death, Shoot His Nephew Dead by Joshcoli(m): 9:21am On Feb 05, 2022
Sometimes when I read comments about police or army with the caption "a fierced gun battle" and then weapon recovered will be one Dane gun that can only shoot one bullet in 5 minutes

So the kakakaka kind of battle we see in other climes is what abeg
CrimeRe: Boy Narrowly Escapes Being Used For Ritual By Neighbour In Imo by Joshcoli(m): 8:55am On Jan 10, 2022
A,
BusinessRe: Loan Companies In Nigeria & Their Contribution To Suicide In 2022 + Photos by Joshcoli(m): 9:26pm On Jan 04, 2022
See them

BusinessRe: Next Cash And Carry: Goods Worth Millions Of Naira Retrieved By Abuja Residents by Joshcoli(m): 11:04am On Dec 27, 2021
Insurance... If the place is insured they need not worry
PoliticsRe: 'Now We Realize Jonathan Was Nice, Buhari A Failure' - Protesting Northern Woman by Joshcoli(m): 9:38am On Dec 20, 2021
Hausa man be like
Waine Ebele
Jonathan Dan burouba
Menene Jonathan

Buhari ne munke so
Shi ne munke Saini

Im ba buhari ne sai rigia
PropertiesRe: My 3 Bedroom Bungalow At Shimawa by Joshcoli(op): 6:50am On Dec 20, 2021
erico2k2:
have we finished the plaster?
Very soon
PropertiesRe: My 3 Bedroom Bungalow At Shimawa by Joshcoli(op): 6:49am On Dec 20, 2021
Rayd502:
I was billed 180k for workmanship for both woodwork and installation of long span sheets...Is it a fair deal?
Depending on the kind of building mine was billed at 80-100k as at that time
PropertiesRe: How Did You Get Money To Build Your First House? by Joshcoli(m): 8:24am On Dec 19, 2021
It's not easy building expecially with the sky rocketing of building price material

My building journey before I got hooked

https://www.nairaland.com/5131058/3-bedroom-bungalow-shimawa/3#98732793

I pray for open doors
TravelRe: Uber Driver Attacks Woman; Uber Deletes Her Account After She Reported To Them by Joshcoli(m): 7:39pm On Dec 18, 2021
Ofcourse the man is wrong for hitting the woman

Always playing the victim card
RomanceRe: Lady Flogs Her Fiancé With Cane After She Caught Him Cheating (Video) by Joshcoli(m): 8:23am On Dec 17, 2021
I pity men

Let the man descend on her now with full force people will still blame him for beating up a woman
FamilyRe: Cyril George Carsten: Don't Be Nice To Your Mother-In-Law, She Isn't Your Friend by Joshcoli(m): 10:13am On Dec 16, 2021
This gender... You will hardly hear or see father in-law having issues with children's marriage... It's always mother inlaw

It's either the Mother inlaw want to subdue the sons wife
Or the mother inlaw will advice daughter on how to subdue the husband
PoliticsRe: 25,000MW Siemens Power Project Begins Q1 2022 by Joshcoli(m): 8:50am On Dec 10, 2021
Is it a curse for anything to start immediately in this country

Don't even tell us.... Do your thing and let us know when you're done

Chikena
FamilyRe: Is It Compulsory For A Lady To Know How To Cook Before Marriage? by Joshcoli(m): 11:42am On Dec 07, 2021
It ok to enter marriage and you don't know how to cook, but don't come here and complain

You are entering a university and asking I don't know how to read ooo hope I can't still continue

Yes you can but failure awaits you
Car TalkRe: 7 Seater Keke Napep (tricycle) Designed In Nigeria by Joshcoli(m): 9:29am On Dec 07, 2021
What kind of reinforcement did they use to hold the center wieght, expecially with the state of our road.

This thing will bend at the middle

Weldone guys but we don pass this level

If you want to improve on a design do something better
BusinessRe: Obi Cubana Buys 2022 Mercedes Benz Maybach S580 Guard 4matic Bulletproof by Joshcoli(m): 11:29am On Nov 27, 2021
But why is it that when people buys cars abroad we don't hear it abi Dem no dey buy cars
FamilyRe: Married Women Are Becoming Too Unfaithful. Bring Back The Days Of 'magun' by Joshcoli(m): 7:22pm On Nov 20, 2021
A time will come when wife will tell husband
Hello honey please keep the children safe I want to go and brochos Tunde
RomanceRe: My Brother Is About To Marry My Friend With Benefits!!! by Joshcoli(m): 8:09am On Nov 14, 2021
Give her time to tell your brother herself or else tell him

No need beating around the bush

Two weeks is enough time for her
CelebritiesRe: Tessy Diamond Shines In Lovely Photos by Joshcoli(m): 2:46pm On Nov 09, 2021
In all ramification... She's very....... cool cool cool Exactly very beautiful grin grin grin

Make una use me catch cruise abi
FamilyRe: Fantasising In My Marriage. by Joshcoli(m):
Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.
This is what you get when a pro get hooked with an amateur. If you like cheat, you will be caught and all the good things you enjoy or have built will be thrown out the window

If he was not your standard why did you marry him to the extent of bringing matters to nairaland to settle

A 10 sec man pump a son into you under 2 years

Try and get yourself a job, so that your brain will be preoccupied with other things
You are busy looking for head when you should be busy finding how to make the future of your son better

Please divorce him
PoliticsRe: Bandits Shoot Pregnant Pharmacist Dead For Being Sluggish by Joshcoli(m): 9:00am On Oct 25, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




I pray all those pregnant women who act like the weight of the world is on them because of a load they happily accepted read this and learn.

Pregnancy is not a disability.
We were not there when you were fvcked.
We are damn sure you enjoyed most of the shagging.
How can you spread your legs wide for a preek, gulp it up in your mouth and when the aftermath of your enjoyment is here, you'd expect me to give up my space on a queue for you or treat you preferentially.

No way.

I tell them and I'd say it again, it doesn't make me a gentleman so don't expect pity from me just because you are carrying a bulge that you got through pleasure.

If I find you attractive, I'd woo you despite your bump, if you fall for me, I'd shag you even harder despite your bump.

To all the pregnant women out there,
Carry your pregnancy with all sense of responsibility and expect no empathy from anyone. In due time, our good Lord will make you birth safely.

Till then, a minute of silence to the dead pharmacist who died because of being sluggish. No, she died because she expected people to pity her because she was pregnant.

But that's not a good enough reason for anyone to die but we all know that bandits are monsters.
See frustration
RomanceRe: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by Joshcoli(m): 10:52pm On Oct 21, 2021
I have a bloody strategy that I have used to catch my cheating partners that they become dumbfounded.

One thing about this species called female they will never agree they are cheating even when you see the man cooking his gbola inside her kpekus, they will deny

Guys of you want to know my strategy inbox and don't what this ladies to understand it now
CareerRe: Drop That Harsh Thing In Your Mind, You Wish You Can Email To A Boss Or Client B by Joshcoli(m): 5:50pm On Oct 18, 2021
Because you're my boss, you feel you can do whatever you like with funds because it's your father's company

And how I'm bieng tossed arround between you and your dad it's not only embarazing but outrightly dehumanizing

Well... One day I will leave that company for you all
PoliticsRe: Lawan: National Assembly’ll Pass 2022 Budget Before End Of 2021 by Joshcoli(m): 1:36pm On Oct 07, 2021
Before nkor
FamilyRe: My Parents Move In To My Ongoing New House Without My Consent by Joshcoli(m): 8:51am On Oct 04, 2021
Kehindeaj78:
I live outside the country but I entrusted my house development with my parents in Nigeria, but they leave in a rented apartment. They're are due for new rent payment at their rented apartment which i sent them the money, only for them to call me that they don't want to rent another apartment again and have moved into my ongoing house and used the money to do somethings in the ongoinghouse. What do I do?
I'm talking as a father now

I know the enourmous sacrifice I'm currently sacrificing to make sure my kids get a better life even sacrificing my own dreams and aspirations. What is a house?

My father started using one of my cars so I left it for him. Today he's late and that is the only thing he enjoyed from his son I wished I could do more

When they die you will use the money of building another house to celebrate their burial.

He even helped you to developed your house with the money you sent to him for rent and you're complaining about the house

I pray parent don't be at the mercies of their children to survive.
HealthRe: LSDPC Staff, Akinlolu Ajayi Tried Jumping Into Lagoon At Third Mainland Bridge by Joshcoli(m): 2:24pm On Sep 19, 2021
Instead of mental rehab they want to prosecute him to frustate him the more by asking for bailing fee
CelebritiesRe: Annie Macaulay Adds ‘Idibia’ Back To Her Instagram Bio by Joshcoli(m): 8:18am On Sep 04, 2021
Don't ever allow your mother inlaw into your house or stay for more than a week, and don't ever get close to her as a man. Keep your distance
HealthRe: I May Have Caught Something (graphic) by Joshcoli(m): 9:48am On Aug 30, 2021
Symptom of HIV... You don carry am

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